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Anonymous Mon Aug 19 22:57:22 2013 No.11327566 [Reply] [Original]

http://techandfacts.com/robot-programmed-to-fall-in-love-with-a-girl-goes-too-far/

Looks like we aren't very far from our robot waifus. Bonus, they'll be very yandere. Downside is you might get NTR'd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:01:52 2013 No.11327571 >>11327566 Sweet dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:03:07 2013 No.11327574 All I want is a robot that can do chores, but has a fuck hole

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:03:22 2013 No.11327575 >>11327566 So they'll be like normal 3dpigs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:04:07 2013 No.11327579 Le waifu face

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:05:37 2013 No.11327583 You just dropped a metric ton of /a/ there brah.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:06:22 2013 No.11327584 that chair when they'll be illegal in canada

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:13:22 2013 No.11327600 /a/ FTW!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:24:38 2013 No.11327628 >>11327566 http://techandfacts.com/an-update-on-kenji-the-robot-programmed-to-fall-in-love/ This story is old as internet, newfag. It's fake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:27:52 2013 No.11327637 >Will Smith August 14, 2013 at 7:28 pm >NOOOOO! THOSSE ROBOTS ARE EVIL! lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:31:22 2013 No.11327648 I believed and had hoped and it's dead now

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:34:52 2013 No.11327658 File: 17 KB, 300x235, bernkastel-lambdadelta1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As if even a robot could ever love human trash as pitiful as you.

Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:41:53 2013 No.11327673
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>>11327658
The sole fact that you're on /jp/ proves that you're no exception.

We all are here for a reason, to share our pain.

Face reality. There is nothing left for us but the unreal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 19 23:49:22 2013 No.11327680 My ultimate fantasy is to actually have a hot yandere android love me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 00:14:22 2013 No.11327726 >>11327673 What are you talking about you freak! I don't have any of those problems at all, stop projecting you retard! Yeah, it's all you, I can leave this place whenever I chose to!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 00:22:37 2013 No.11327737 >>11327726 >I can leave this place whenever I chose to! I remember telling that myself 5 years ago. It takes more than a will to perform such a feat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 02:45:07 2013 No.11328065 I saw this posted on facebook! :D

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 02:48:37 2013 No.11328069 File: 35 KB, 640x480, TomoyaOkazaki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Aug 20 02:50:52 2013 No.11328078

>>11327737
Its not if it would be hard to leave this place or rather the community that exists over multiple boards/sites.

its just that there isnt really anything out there if we leave. to be successful socially irl would require us to put on masks and fake who we are. I think a lot of us did that growing up so its not hard. I'd just rather be here than out there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 02:54:07 2013 No.11328083 File: 100 KB, 1440x1080, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11328069 uguuuuu

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 02:55:52 2013 No.11328089 File: 193 KB, 500x490, 1375664286197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11327673

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 02:59:23 2013 No.11328096 File: 171 KB, 637x431, 1339912872396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11328065

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 03:10:07 2013 No.11328114 >>11328096 This needs to get changed to "Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be normal will eventually be flooded by actual normals who mistakenly believe that they're in good company"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 03:10:37 2013 No.11328115 >>11328096 why does this keep being posted do you really think people will change their ironic shitposting habits by reading this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 03:13:38 2013 No.11328121 File: 32 KB, 500x313, 1324196126530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11328083

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 03:15:07 2013 No.11328125 File: 4 KB, 160x160, 1376545921332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11328115

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 03:16:52 2013 No.11328128 File: 123 KB, 439x330, black man reading the rainbow.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11328125

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 03:18:52 2013 No.11328134 File: 22 KB, 343x321, 1371625716664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11328128

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 03:40:53 2013 No.11328171 >>11328114 ormal = idiot u nerd

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:02:53 2013 No.11328189 File: 166 KB, 637x431, 1376981948538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11328114

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:07:07 2013 No.11328196 What really upset me was that they said the feelings werent genuine

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:09:07 2013 No.11328201 >programmed to fall in love with a girl I'm quoting the article and I think it's funny given how complex females want their relationship to be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:09:37 2013 No.11328199 File: 166 KB, 637x431, normaflan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11328114

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:12:07 2013 No.11328209 >>11328201 >I'm quoting I'm sorry, your not allowed to do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:20:53 2013 No.11328224 File: 104 KB, 593x356, cara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'm quoting >I'm sorry, your not allowed to do that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:24:37 2013 No.11328228 >>11328224 >Any community that gets its laugh by quoting will eventually be flooded by quoter who mistakenly believe to be in good company. Quoting is forbidden in /jp/. Quoting is for normal and shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:27:37 2013 No.11328235 >>11328228 >You know what? I'm going to >quote all I want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:30:07 2013 No.11328250 What a weird direction this thread took.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:30:22 2013 No.11328247 File: 174 KB, 295x366, 1357199624811.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Quoting is forbidden in /jp/. Quoting is for normal and shitposters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:33:23 2013 No.11328258 >>11328250 Welcome to /jp/ Now get down and start sucking

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 04:33:52 2013 No.11328259 >>11328250 It's funny because that's what happened in the article.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 06:32:53 2013 No.11328449 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x720, aya looking at yoko as she panics.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do you still read news articles? They're always a grain of truth wrapped in a pearl of misleading language and downright inaccuracy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 06:39:38 2013 No.11328464 >>11328449 There isn't any grain of truth in this, it's fabricated whole cloth. Kenji never existed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 06:39:53 2013 No.11328465 Please don't let eroge programmers anywhere near that thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 06:51:23 2013 No.11328482 Hey everyone

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 07:13:23 2013 No.11328504 >>11328449 Would you believe news articles if they were written by a /jp/sie?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 07:18:53 2013 No.11328520 >>11328504 I already do. They're just really small articles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 07:39:23 2013 No.11328552 >>11327566 This has to be bs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 08:31:53 2013 No.11328656 Probably best to make unemotional sex bots first.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 10:28:08 2013 No.11328948 >>11328258 Never. I'd rather fight to the death than to lose my honor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 10:40:38 2013 No.11328978 >>11328258 /lgbt/ pls go

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 20 10:44:38 2013 No.11328987 >>11327673 not me (:

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 04:32:33 2013 No.11335385 File: 51 KB, 230x116, 1345112143662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is good news~

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 04:42:02 2013 No.11335392 Why do normals always pretend to be afraid of advancements in technology?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 04:59:02 2013 No.11335418 >>11327673 I'm actually here because I like visual novels and idols, faggot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 07:19:19 2013 No.11335687 Those researchers are probably autistic as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 07:23:18 2013 No.11335696 >>11335392 Sci Fi plots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 07:24:03 2013 No.11335698 Love scares me. Reading or thinking about it makes me feel sick for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 07:29:19 2013 No.11335707 File: 81 KB, 500x541, 18967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11335418 Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out, newfag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 07:41:18 2013 No.11335735 >>11327566 Someone say rape? When it came time to leave one evening, however, Kenji refused to let her out of his lab enclosure and used his bulky mechanical body to block her exit and hug her repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 10:29:50 2013 No.11335996 >>11335698 I love you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 11:16:04 2013 No.11336098 >>11335735 It's just like in my Chinese cartoons...

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 11:19:20 2013 No.11336105 File: 80 KB, 526x326, 1372546614715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11327673 I have to agree.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 13:05:50 2013 No.11336385 Wow, cute!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 13:07:21 2013 No.11336390 If real girls can't love, can real boys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 13:11:20 2013 No.11336399 >>11336390 Not if they're effeminate. Masculine is still being studied.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 13:14:51 2013 No.11336405 >>11336390 I love you

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 13:21:35 2013 No.11336423 >>11336405 Woah! I've never been loved before.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 22:06:04 2013 No.11338073 A U G U S T 2 9 t h

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 22:25:23 2013 No.11338144 File: 188 KB, 170x162, 1357562012454.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11328259 I-is this thread alive?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 22:45:52 2013 No.11338199 NO KEEP GOING WE NEED ROBOTS TO REPLACE HUMANITY.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 22:48:52 2013 No.11338205 >>11338199 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drJWxMLrpE0

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 22:58:22 2013 No.11338215 >>11338205 sup

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 23:10:52 2013 No.11338244 >>11338215 yo

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 23:19:52 2013 No.11338269 >>11338199 I want robots to replace humans. If they do people will no longer be able to pretend that it's necessary for everyone to work and it will become common for people to never work a day in their lives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 22 23:23:53 2013 No.11338282 File: 230 KB, 709x1000, them.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at them.

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