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Pizza!

>> No.11327100

WOAAAAAAAAHHOIWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOAHAHOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.11327104
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Dude munchies
now I am hungry!!

>> No.11327112
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>> No.11327116

>>11327104
You are hungry because you are a fat fuck.

>> No.11327123

>>11327116
No bully

>> No.11327126

>>11327104
Cute reaction image dude.

>> No.11327130

>>11327091
but nue likes tempura...

>> No.11327129

>>11327123
I know I was projecting because I need to lose weight.

>> No.11327132

Makoto butts and anuses?

>> No.11327133

>>11327130
nevermind i... i need to take a breath...

>> No.11327134

>>11327129
How about you project your fat butt onto my cock :3

>> No.11327138
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any pizza otaku on?

it goes hand and hand with fatNEETism

>> No.11327154

>>11327112
Pizza slut!

>> No.11327169

I'm so hungry /jp/. My Mommy isn't home and there's no food here.

>> No.11327181

>>11327169
Come over to my house. I will feed you, but only if you're cute.

>> No.11327188

>>11327169
>really hungry
>can smell Pizza Hut from the living room
>can also hear that my mom came home again with a bunch of black guys
>know if I go out they'll all make fun of me
>hide in my room until I can hear her go into her room with them
>rush out and scrounge for some pizza only finding crush in the trash
>eat that shit like my life depended on it
It ain't easy being a NEET.

>> No.11327191

>>11327181
Where is it?
What might we eat?

>> No.11327194

>>11327188
why is your mother inviting black guys if you're not okay with it

>> No.11327203
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>>11327191
Gensokyo, where else?
I'll make Hambahgah. I'll even stick a flag in it for you.

>> No.11327202

Does anyone else cum on their pizza before eating it?

>> No.11327206
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>>11327202
How does that taste?

>> No.11327209

>>11327202
Only if it's cheese pizza.

>> No.11327222

>>11327194
There's nothing I can do about it, I complained once and my mom threatened to kick me out.

>> No.11327226

I just had subway but I'm not sure if I want to go across the street and get a McStrawberry Shake, thoughts?

>> No.11327229

My mom used to go out on dates and order me food to take home.

When you're starving even cold shrimp and mashed potatoes that has sat in someone's floorboard for 6 hours tastes delicious.

#neetlife

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>/jp/

>> No.11327243

>>11327226
No, those are bad for you. Too many calories and not enough nutrients. I want you to take better care of your body!

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>>11327231

>> No.11327247
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11327247

pizza time

>> No.11327248

I eat pizza only once in every three months.

>> No.11327252

>>11327243
They taste delicious though.

>> No.11327256

>>11327247
No wonder childhood obesity became a thing.

>> No.11327271

>>11327256
maybe if they had included "and use the energy from the pizza to be the pants off the kids offering you drugs" they wouldn't be fat and we wouldn't have an entire generation of white men worshipping nip culture

>> No.11327275

>>11327252
But your health! You have to take better care of yourself anon.

>> No.11327291

>>11327188
Being a NEET is easy as hell dude. You just have some crackwhore slut mom that craves the bbc.

What race is she? Pure, mixed, white, asian, latino etc..

>> No.11327357

>>11327275
My health isn't a big deal when I just sit around and browse /jp/ all day.

>> No.11327406

My Mommy came home with pizza!

>> No.11327556

>>11327271

how do i neurotic post like this?

>> No.11327578

Is this the food otaku thread?

I'm sitting around bored with nothing to do, I think I might go to a liquor store and buy some beer.

>> No.11327589

mom made sausage and bow tie pasta
I told her to cut up the sausage into extra big chunks because I want it to feel like a fat cock in my mouth
she said ewww and laughed

>> No.11327598

I can't eat pizza too much cuz I'll get mouth ulcers/kanker sores/whateverthefuckthey'recalledthesedays

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11327824

pizza!

>> No.11327836

>>11327824
Eating pizza and petting the doges. Subarashiii~

>> No.11327872

>>11327598
Wait until it cools off first.

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>>11327104

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Pizza!

>> No.11329059
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http://youtu.be/Fvh23ibMSTo?t=29s

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