/jp/ - Otaku Culture

All Touhou characters would be better if they were fully-grown adults.

I'm not into pedophilia so I always feel bad that I'm grouped with you creeps by association.

You are so wrong that they would have to create a new category of being wrong just for you to be grouped into.

Remilia is perfect as she is. Accept no fake.

>>11307387
ur mom would be a better character if she were a fully grown adult.

>>11307396
Liking young-looking characters isn't the same as being a pedophile though.

I also don't like being associated with perverts but on the other hand I never really talk to anyone about my obsession with Touhou anyway.

>>11307396
>pedophilia
>500 year old character

You can join the OP in that category of being wrong.

Actually, why don't you just both commit suicide?

Mature Remilia is best.

Search your feelings. You know this to be true.

>>11307447

Nope.

There is some alluring feel of perversity and depravity about the fact of serving a vampire loli Ojou-sama. Something that can't be replicated with a fully grown adult Ojou-sama.

I want to be disciplined by Remiria Ojou-sama like the lowly dog I am!

>>11307447
The mistress is perfect as she is. Breasts are ruin.

>>11307387
>>11307396
This is what actually goes through retards' minds.

Her being tiny but authoritative is part of her charm.

Care for an adult Flandre as well?

What loli vampire character was the first you encountered, /jp/?

>>11307473
Sounds familiar.

>>11307478
absolutely disgusting

>>11307480
That's actually a pretty good question... I guess I'd have to look at it chronologically.

>>11307478
Please stop at once.

>>11307463
Epic reaction meme face you pedo 2hu.

>>11307490
>>11307496
Too much woman for you?

>>11307497
Not pedo, just stating true facts.

Adult, child, whatever. As long as she's Remilia, I want to torment her.

>>11307501
There is a correct opinion, and an incorrect opinion. You happen to have the objectively incorrect opinion on this matter.

>>11307515
>opinion
>objectively

>>11307420
She's physically a child though, and that's kind of your point.

Can you go back to classic White Ren? I know you're not the original, but I feel like you're missing the point. He would have said something like, "Who gives a shit, reported."
You're ruining the character.

>>11307511

She just wants a hug anon.

>>11307485

>>11307523
Hmph! Don't try posting cute little stuff. We all know who she really is.

>>11307480
Evangeline A.K. McDowell.

She actually had quite a lot of class, despite being from from Fanservice: the Manga. Too bad all her fan art is lewd as fuck. Like, even more than normal.

>>11307529

Don't you want to be a member of her family anon?

>>11307536
Why is Meiling tiny but not Sakuya?

Why must you deny her overflowing CHARISMA?

>>11307542

Magic.

>>11307536
No way.

There's got to be some fanart of adult Remilia taking care of young Sakuya.

How about an adult Suwako?

>>11307595
Probably the one who looks the least appealing as a full-grown adult.

I always get mad when they do like, a retelling of the Battle of Suwa and Suwako in her prime is portrayed as an adult.

I mean it's already perfectly clear in Touhou that whether or not you're a loli has nothing to do with your power-level, so it never made any sense to me.

>>11307602
You're crazy.

>>11307511
u wot m8

>>11307609
You heard me.

>>11307608
It's just my opinion.
I normally don't feel too bothered when Touhous are depicted as a different physical age.

In this case I just think it's silly that "looks older" should equal "more powerful". Suwako can be tiny and terrifying and powerful all the same, so why? It doesn't make any sense to me.

>>11307612
I'd like to see you try.

>>11307645

>>11307387
Since at very least Anne Rice's Claudia, immortal lolis belong to the vampire genre. Being a children forever makes for some interesting speculation: What happens to a mind that exists forever without ever going through puberty?

Face it: Remilia would be a much more forgettable and clichéd character if she was an adult.

>>11307645
She's got plenty of weaknesses, is blinded by arrogance, and should have some enemies if one looks hard enough. Difficult, but not impossible.

>>11307673
Stop posting cute images.

>>11307690
Why?

>>11307677
She has a murderous maid that can stop time and throw knives expertly to protect her. And she also has a powerful magician as a friend.

And do not forget about the last wall of defense. Flan-chan, destroyer of worlds.

>>11307690
How is that cute?
Remilia is clearly being tormented.

>>11307695
You just don't listen do you?

>>11307702
Tormented girls are cute.

>>11307701
I can beat them all in danmaku.

>>11307674
> What happens to a mind that exists forever without ever going through puberty?

They live in their parent's basement and spend all their time posting on chans and playing net games. In other words, they are the embodiment of ``living the dream".

>>11307701
Easily worked around. Just separate her from them.

>>11307703
Well, you don't either.

>>11307713
Then you can't do more than beat Milady with danmaku. If you were to attempt to physically hurt her, you would be stabbed in your heart immediately.

>>11307728
Please stop plotting against Remilia Ojou-sama.

>>11307387
hey faggot bitch stop shit posting

>>11307737
Never.

>>11307737
Is slapping her face with my dick considered physical abuse?

>>11307737
I thought the victor in a spell card had free reign over the loser. If Sakuya stabs you, wouldn't that be breaking the rules?

>>11307478
This is awful pls stop

If Remilia was a full-grown adult, it'd be improper for Sakuya to place her over her knees for a good spanking when milady did something naughty. And that's unacceptable.

>>11307622
Indeed.

>>11307786
Yes. Do not attempt.

>>11307791
Spellcard rules says that if a Youkai defeats a human she/he can't kill him. I think this would apply for both parts.

And it's just self defense if you try to kill another person first.

>>11307923
Wait, who's saying anything about killing Remilia?
So you could beat a youkai, then she could go just grab a friend and have her kill you instead? That's silly.

Don't try to psycho analyze it. Remilia is just better as a mature lady.

>>11308129
Then they could just beat you back.

Little Remilia is more fun to watch when her charisma breaks.

>>11308276
I'd break her charisma, if you know what I mean.

The whole point with Remilia is that she's such a fearsome beast in the form of a cute little girl.

Amazing how you guys are so disgusted by the thought of an adult Remilia.
It's like none of you even care about Remilia the person.

>>11308556
What can you expect from fans that simply want their dicks satisfied.

>>11308276
It's true.

THERE ARE PEOPLE IN /JP/ RIGHT NOW THAT THINK REMILIA IS THE WEAKEST 6° BOSS OF THE SERIES
>How can someone be this retarded?

Does anyone have that one really darkish red wallpaper that's 1920x1080/1200, If I remember right shes licking her lips and has a transparent ish skirt....


I can't remember it that well.

>>11308868
>D-DON'T YOU DARE DISAGREE WITH ME S-STUPID ANONS I AM CORRECT ALWAYS AND OPINIONS ARE BANNED UNDER MY RULE OF /jp/ BECAUSE I SAID SO

you sound like an angry little girl

>>11309242
But she is.

>>11308868
she isn't?

>>11309276
ohhh well maybe she needs to go to bed.

I love me some adult Touhous.

>>11307609
>>11307455
Don't ever change.

A failure of adultification.

All touhou would be better characters if they were all fully ungrown children.

Fuck anti-pedos.

>>11309320
Cute Shinki pic, dude.

All the Scarlet Devil characters have something to do with stagnation. Rumia is in perpetual dusk, Cirno freezes things, Hong is in a dead-end job guarding a gate, Sakuya freezes time, Remillia is permanently stuck as a child, and Flandre never leaves her basement.

>>11309350
Deep..

>>11309350
I never thought of it like that.
Is this why to this day we only get fanwank material for SDM?

>>11307480
That girl from that moon phase anime. I don't even remember her name anymore.

>>11307891
This person basically summed up my thoughts on the matter.

>>11307480
It honestly must have been Remi.

>>11307622
I wonder how those people are going to justify Shinmyoumaru. I think I saw that in some threads already, "how's that a 6th stage boss, she can't be powerful with a size like that".

>>11307791
Sakuya was not a side in your danmaku match, she's not even bound by its result.

>>11307923
I think it's more that youkai are nigh-unkillable anyway, so no-one bothered to make a rule that's never going to be applied.

>>11309350
And of course Patchouli is unmoving.

>>11308556
It like someone opening your present.
If she has to grow, you should want to see that happen.

>>11309600
I remember reading that Vampires won't die as long as the head is intact. Dangerous.