/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yukari
also
weebs translate this pls.

Could this be NEET thread, mayhaps?

Flandre.

Touhou characters are not born in the United States and thus are not eligible for the presidency.

Toyosatobama no Miko is already president of the US, she is listening to all your secret desires through internet taps.

Republican Reimu, she'd pacify the whole arabia and put north korea back to its place in only a week. (Yokais, immigrants, niggers and spics might be holocausted though)

>>11303675
All they need to do is make everyone believe they were born in the United States.

>>11303675

If you don't make Yukari eligible she'll unborder your mexican border. Don't fuck with her, pleb.

>>11303674
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>11303696
It's already unbordered.

suika

>>11303670

Yaku pls

>>11303726
You can't stop it

If you take your anime merchandise into public, or upload images of them to the Internet, you are here for the wrong reasons.

>>11303765
>anime
thisisbait.jpg

>>11303777

>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/

Seija since she'd give top priority to the weak/poor!

>>11303765
>>11303777
what is anime?

>>11303793
baby don't anime me

>>11303793
superior cartoons from #1 country in the world, china
you've probably never heard of them

Would suika make a good conqueror?

>>11303835
I want to fill her orifices.

Marisa. We need to take back the world stage.

>>11303847

same, wanna bust a HELLA nut in that sweet ass :P let the cum drip :p

>>11303791

This is a VERY good point, anon-kun. I will second this.

>>11303847
>>11303863
ironic shitposting is still shitposting, samefag

>>11303881

wanna role play as her for me?

*i pull down youre yukata and start to finger youre butt* nice babe, now bend over that tree for me

*u bend overi t and i put my thing in you fast filling you with my thing* nice. good *your liking it now*

*i cum* ah that was good

>>11303890
>>>/lgbt/

there's plenty o' traps there for you to perv out on. they would probably like it.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Keine_Kamishirasawa

This just might work...
(polite sage because I'm not a local)

>>11303912
Don't link to that syphilis-infested asshole of the internet.

Instead!
This is the community-supported wiki:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Keine_Kamishirasawa

>>11303675
Ah, but many Touhou characters are older than the United States and could therefore quality if they were United States citizens at the time the Constitution was signed into law. Gensokyo also didn't exist at that time, so where they were then isn't a clear thing.

>>11304051

The Lunarians qualify for U.S presidency because they are natives of the moon, a U.S territory.

>>11303941
>This is the community-supported wiki

That community is Pooshlmer, sure.

Would suika be pro or anti slavery?

I'm thinking of starting some sort of street art/graffiti thing in my town. Maybe put stickers of otaku Touhou or Tsukihime in funny places, or Bikko and Nijiura maid plastered onto walls.

>>11303857
Take back this *whips out dick*

>>11304164
I tried this myself, back when I was NEET I would buy a whole bunch of those HELLO I AM [NAME] stickers and write the 罪 kanji on them. Then I'd go around and stick them on all sorts of shit, like bathroom stalls and telephone books.

>>11303670
hello again, mokoufag

lol mexicans

The NEET thread that was just deleted was the most fun I've had on /jp/ in a week

A female homosexual feminazi black Spanish-speaking socialist muslim Touhou. ZUN has the design ready, I learned, and her name will be Hillary ibn Jackson.

>>11303675
They can just fake a birth certificate like Obama.

>>11304493
#rekt

>>11304485
tell me about it