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Gym

To my bed, where I'll fuck her hard and cum inside.

Knotts Berry Farm.

>>11288543
I know this is a lewd question...but would you be bouncing on top of Yuugi's body, or on bottom being lovingly smothered by her muscles?

>>11288544
She would like that very much!

I would take her to see a movie that she would like, then I would lean in and kiss her neck in the theatre. She would blush, and I would take her back to my place, and turn on some nice music, and we would touch each other until she was wet enough for me to penetrate her. I would thrust into her over and over again until I get bored, and then I would suck on her toes until I came.

Definitely the gym, first moving large objects up and down and then her going up and down on a large object.

You're all getting the wrong idea here.

Even assuming that you manage to make her come to your house, she'll be the one banging you here, not the other way around. And let me tell you that your dick isn't prepared for such a Yuugi banging. Oh no, your dick isn't prepared.

>>11288554
the latter, obviously

>>11288554
>>11288604
>>11288752

You know how Okuu has tons of love-sex pics? I wish Yuugi would have more. Where she is a big, awkward, lovable lummox who loves her partner and really wants to please him!

>>11288789
Who doesn't know? It's like 99% of her doujinshi content.

Yuugi wants some lovin'

The Dollar Store.

>>11288923
Say what'chya want, but I think Pygma makes a very cute Yuugi! She should bulk up!

>>11288948
>Pygma
Everytime I see her, I can't help but think of that anus fingering pic.

>>11289021
>anus fingering pic

link?

>>11289039
>>11289021
Don't think lewdly on Pygma-chan!

Who MUSCLE here?

Hello

>>11289062
Me!

Yuugi's sweaty body after working out~

>>11289083
This guy seems to have a thing for strong women

>>11288948
I agree, Yuugi was her best. Pygma is more /jp/ than milk. I wish she stayed /jp/'s idol.

>>11289062
>>11289069
I want her to fuck the shit out of me, make me her bitch boy.

>>11289166
Can you take all of her horn?

>>11289188
She needs to break me like a horse.

Yuugi's big, unwomanly feet

>>11289280
I wish she would force me to lick her stinky sweaty feet after a long day of oni-ing.

>>11289328
Force? I'd prefer offer...

I like Big Sis Yuugi

>>11289351
I dont know. It just doesn't seem like her to offer.

To me, if she wants something she will get it.

>>11289328
I've made posts just like that before!

TÚMBESE!!

>>11288519
>Yuugi has accepted your invitation to a date!
Uwah. I guess I was TOO drunk yesterday.

>>11288519
The botanical gardens, I guess?

People who like Yuugi are people with issues. There I said it.

>>11290333
What issues specifically? What if you're the one with issues, huh?

>>11290333
muscle girls make my dick feel nice
so what if I got brain crazies

>>11290333
I didn't expect a peasant like you to understand.

What music do you think I should put on when lifting with Yuugi?

Hatebreed?

I want to contribute for the best 2hu.

Why isn't she playable in a 2hu fighting game yet?

>>11288948
I'd like her more if she didn't always look like she had a piece of candy on her tongue

also,
moles

>>11290567
This

She is the most fitting candidate to be a touhou fighter. I honestly dont see why ZUN opted out on making her a playable character.

>>11290572
She'd be too strong

>>11296564
Suika would beat her up easily.

A delicate flower of femininity.

our date suddenly becomes awkward when she sees that her horn is bigger than mine ;_;

>>11296676
I feel like you as a poster have said something like this before. Be confident about your penis size. Love over comes all odds and knows no judgment of such trivial things. If she loves you than she will love all of you.
>>11288519
We're going to go ride horses. She will have the biggest one to support her, else she'll kill it by riding on it's back. I wouldn't tell her that though. I'd ask the owners in private. This would be around 10am. Then we'd head over to a diner strictly for protein. I'd think that a peck on the first date with Yuugi would be appropriate. After horse riding she'll be buttered up head over heals.

ORALE PUTO

Thanks Tom.

>>11296676
If she made fun of my small dick it would just get harder.

>>11296798
Spoken like a true vergin. You would not feel this way unless you have a small rape complex as you angerly force your mean cock into her as you say "Huh!? Huh! Hows my dick small now!? You bitch!" all the mean while the girl you were doing it with would definitly be into such a thing because she was being put into her place. All women desire that in done way. Only bitches would say something like that to you and only bitches can be dealt this way in their placement setting/enjoy it that way.

I'd take her to the gym and lift with her. She'd kick my ass and tease me about it but I'd just be earnest and try my best to learn. After that it's off to grab a quick bite and then to the theatre where we'll watch an action movie and I'll have snuck in 4loko because #yolo. We'd get plastered and I'd tried to start touching her because fun.

>>11298416
Dude, you are taking this too seriously.

Captcha: gitanas estylish

>>11298535
I was jusy trying to relate to you.

>>11298535
I would go to hell, if you know what I mean

>>11298416
I hope it's a copypasta.

>This 2hus stage

I'm starting to get real mad here /jp/.

>>11298630
It's not. I wrote it on the spot with my heart.

>>11298799
That's good to hear, because I'm saving that for my future funposting adventures

There's a yearly carnival in my town right now, so I'd take her there.

I could win her a giant stuffed bear from a game booth and give it to her as a present! I'd then tell Yuugi that she's my huggy-bear. Get it? Because the kanji in her name translates to "Star Bear."

Then we could go stargazing and try to find Ursa Major!

>>11298806
Tell them I wrote it.

I would take her to the altar

>>11298834
And then maybe after we find it, I would point it out and then accidentally rest my hand on hers, and we would lock eyes with each other and blush. A-And then maybe we would kiss!

But then again this is the first date and it's best not to rush things, especially with a maiden as pure as Yuugi.

Did you know that taller girls are more likely to be virgins and that height and rate of virginity are directly proportional in females, meaning the taller the girl, the higher the chance that they are still a virgin? Height in females is also inversely proportional for the number of dates and past boyfriends that a girl has had, so the taller the girl, the less dates and boyfriends she has likely had.

Yuugi, hypothesized as being the tallest Touhou, is hence statistically the purest Touhou and the most likely to be a virgin.

>>11296760
moar toho abuse pics

>>11298840
okay.

>>11288519
I'll take her first to somewhere where we can get her fingers fixed back in place.
then we can find someone to cure her cold.

>>11298898
i always knew midgets were whores

>>11298920
<3

>>11298951
You're considerate. Enjoy your date!