/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I wish I had the same autistic motivation for making video games as Ulillillia.

;_;

>>11281751

Me too! He's like all the determination and motivation I want except it's focused on power leveling final fantasy!

u rang? ;^)

I heard his family has financial problems and they had to move to North Dakota, I wonder if he is capable to work as a programer or something.

>>11281839
he isn't capable to wash himself what makes you think he is capable to have a regular job

>>11281842

Poor guy.

>>11281842
I thought you were banned.

Anyway, fuck you fag and stop evading your bans. Also, Kago Ai is shit.

>>11281863
so edgy

just a sec.. time to de-grease my pizza
gaming pc runnin' fast like a cheetah
let's see uh, this troper gonna need
some fetish fuel in his tank before u leave
just show me them cuticles
gurl u make me squee
would do anything to hear u
fart through a walkie talkie
enough talking, time to get to business
i'm brilliant but lazy, gurl,
my teachers don't know shit

>>11281928
Dayum.

>>11281888
Would you stop sucking attention whore dick already?

>>11281937
*replies to you*
Nope.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vz-USpW1qk

cute!

Why do autistic people get so focused on pointless things?

Who's the woman in the video? I can hear her voice.

>>11282079
That is his sister. They live together.

>>11281863
Oh snap, some person on the internet insulted me, this is so new and dangerous I should better watch out.

Grow up kid and watch out that you don't break your girl arms while typing your edgy words.

As an aspiring fatNEET I need all the grease I can get

>>11282085
You expect me to read this shit?

>>11282082
I think it's cute how her name is 'sister'

Lol, some loser youtube blogging about his pathetic life. Do you guys actually watch his shit videos?

"So I guess I'll... love up a sister. Maybe, I don't know."
-Ulillillia

>>11282170
how big do you think his dick is?

>>11282162

Of course! I'm waiting to see if he will finish his game before a diet of only pizza kills him.

>>11282217
Big enough to penetrate a fatty at least.

>>11282222
How long does my dick need to be to penetrate a fatty? Keep in mind I can't even reach the end of an onahole.

>>11282267
To be honest, I have never penetrated anyone, fat or not. I can't help you.

>>11282082

do they have a sexual or romantic

>>11282279
yes

>>11282267

I think you can spread the mound of vaginal fat before penetration. The location or depth of the vagina itself can't change because of obesity, it's just that the fat bulging around the sides and forming a mound.

>>11282217

Let's find out together, /jp/

>>11282279

She sounds like a lesbian to me. I've heard a lot of lesbians before and they all have that deep husky voice.

She's either a lesbian or a chain smoker.

>>11282287
Wouldn't it be hard to get up in there with those fatty thighs in the way? Would doggy style be the ideal sex position for penetrating fatties?

>>11282294

Yeah, missionary position seems to be bad for fat women. It's an uncommon sight in porn and most of the time it's either doggy style or some weird position where one of the fat woman's legs is on the man's shoulder, pretty much forming her legs into the shape of scissors. I'd imagine that position stretches out the fat folds and makes the vagina open for easy penetration.

Are there pictures of his sister?

I spotted her hand in the tarot card reading video. The tattoo makes me think that she's a pagan, specifically of the celtic variety.

>>11282313
She's in this video and a few others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv1KigEVxks

>>11282318
just look at that gut hanging over

why are these wicca types always ugly

>>11282328
Because if they weren't ugly they would be too busy with normie things to do anything weird.

>>11282341
This. Same reason /jp/-types are hideous.

>>11282355
excuse me?

>>11282364
Well the ones that aren't underage.

>>11282364
are you implying that guy isn't ugly? lol

>>11282380
That's a girl, anonymous...

>>11282390

>>11282390
Girls don't have adam's apples like that.

>>11282393
How insensitive of you, would you say that to her face? Are you really okay with making a girl cry?

>>11282364

This is a more accurate depiction of the average /jp/ poster.

>>11282411
Such a nice beard.

>>11282170
>>11282279
Uillillia says some pretty questionable things sometimes. I remember time maybe around Valentines day where he said he has to give his sister some "extra loving"...

>>11282411

>>11282415
Not to mention those documentary guys are taking a while to finish his film...

I degrease sometimes. When you think about it, all that grease is pretty disgusting and detracts from the more delicate pizza flavors.

>>11282289
ulil never responds to questions like these and deletes similar ones in his comments without hesitation

>>11282481

How do you know that? Have you pestered him for penis measurements before, Anon?

Maybe you just didn't ask politely enough

>>11282418
honk honk motherfucker

>>11282411
He is quite handsome actually

I wish I could watch Ulillillia penetrate his fat sister and silently give her a good pounding as her fat jiggles around under him and she moans out broken Gaelic.

IgCorcaigh go déanach
Ar leaba im aonar

>>11282529
Why do I know this language?

>>11282539

Fucking gaelicaboo

You Americans really don't know how to make pizza.

I love Ulillillia. Also this is a good idea. I hate greasy pizzas.

Anyone have the video of that guy who cooks sausages with a lighter?

>>11282573
How do you make pizza?

He didn't make this, it's probably a frozen one since he has the nutritional information. Unless you just mean cooking it, but what can you do besides sticking it in the stove?

>>11282573
DiGiorno is good though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWIJNaA-JNA

Pizza otakus, you're welcome.

I like Chicago Town.

>>11282573

The majority of Americans literally do not know how to make pizza, they just buy it from pizza vendors, be it prepackaged microwaved shit at the supermarket or from someplace like Pizza Hut

My mama makes homemade pizza, though. It's really delicious. She experiments a lot with toppings, too. Typing this has made me realize how much I miss her cooking..

>>11282313

>>11282601
The majority of Americans don't know how to cook.

They thinking making chocolate involves buying some in a shop and melting it.

>>11282608

Is this an autistic mating ritual?

>>11282612
http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~alistair/survival/sex.html

>>11282576
1. Scramble the yeast in warm water, add sugar and let it sit for about 5 minutes in a warm place.
2.Add flour, salt, olive oil, yeast, some hot water and then knead it in a soft dough. Leave covered dough rise in a warm place until it doubles in volume (about 30 minutes).

3. Roll out the dough (I like thin pizza dough, it's more delicious)

4. Add tomato sauce, cheese and topics that you like

5. Bake pizza for about 10 minutes at a temperature of 250 ° C.

20 g fresh yeast
2-3 tablespoons of hot water
1 teaspoon sugar
320 g wheat flour
1 teaspoon salt
2-3 tablespoons olive oil
about 200 ml of hot water

>>11282645
>toppings

fix'd

>>11282645
I might actually try this, thanks.

Can I add herbs and stuff to the dough? And if I use whole-wheat flour, will that make whole-wheat bread? I always feel like pizza bases are far too plain and boring.

>>11282671
Sure, nothing wrong with experimenting with dough, I'm pretty sure it will work

gggrrreeeeeeasserrrr....

I had autistic classmate. He randomly imitate chicken and horse sounds in class throught teaching. No one really cared about him.

>>11282618

>Everyone tries to keep a mental note of everyone else's slate in their little group. This includes things people have said, things they have done, things they can and cannot do and the general way in which they come across.

Autism is weird. No one does this.