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>/jp/ meetup

>> No.11223924

I want to fuck a girl, any tips?

>> No.11223938

I want to pick up /jp/ boys, any tips?

>> No.11223942

>>11223924
have a penis

>> No.11223953

>>11223938
wait till the next fujoshi thread and pretend you're a girl and link your email.

after screening for desperate /jp/ boys pick the one who seems the most lonely and horny.

schedule a meet up in a hotel lobby and surprise him with the fact that youre a guy. if you find him cute grab one of his arms and put it behind his back and whisper into his ear, "you'll always be lonely because youre a nerd faggot. now suck my cock dude." then proceed to take him back up to your room and fuck him in the ass like the boy whore he is. if he starts crying start smacking him around and tell him he's just your little bitch. make sure to cum inside his boy pussy and then use 2 fingers to take some out and make him swallow it. if you can you should piss on him, but try to only do that in the bathroom since you dont want to pay extra on your hotel bill.

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>>11223953

>> No.11223962

>>11223953

B-but that's rape!

>> No.11223966

me on left

>> No.11223973

How can I make friends on the other side?

>> No.11223980

>>11223953
But that's forbidden love!

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who swag here?

>> No.11223996

>>11223989
"fuck you fuck you fuck" -fat guy in the back

>> No.11223999

>>11223953
Afterwards you can lean down and whisper: "Your cellphone sucks".

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/boy-raped-in-broad-daylight-attack-because-his-phone-wasnt-good-enough-to-steal-8710263.html

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>>11223996
"why am i such an unfunny faggot?" -the thoughts inside your head

>> No.11224014

>>11223989
normalfags are weird

>> No.11224027
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>>11224014
you mean New Jersey people and Long Island people are weird

and thats because they're poor italians

>> No.11224040

>>11223989
Aww fathers watching with their sons. So cute <3

>> No.11224043 [DELETED] 

>>11224040
You're the cute one <3

>> No.11224051

http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592#

feelio when no one near me

>> No.11224057

>>11224051
feel when /jp/ is so spread out

>> No.11224061

>>11224051
What is that?

>> No.11224062

>>11224061
a map full of jps just looking 4 love

>> No.11224063

>>11224051
how do I add to that?

>> No.11224064

>>11224061

That's the faggot map.

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>>11224051
Made me horny and sad at the same time reading all those. The UK ones seemed to be especially kinky.

All them lonly ppl with no 1 to talk to.

>> No.11224069

>>11224064
I'm a fag. How can I add myself?

>> No.11224072

>>11224069
>>11224063
you click on additions

and if you want people to talk to add your email to the descrip cause thats the only way people can message you

i'm looking at you livoniajpsy

>> No.11224074

>>11224072
I didn't want to add any personal info as I figured any /jp/sie worth his salt would call out for me on the board.

>> No.11224075

>>11224074
i made a throwaway you should too

>> No.11224078

>>11224075
Then I'll have to check my throwaway email every day all excited only to get disappointed

>> No.11224081

>>11224078
but i mentioned you because maybe i could message you because you're close to me

>> No.11224086

>>11224081
I'm not the guy you're after

>> No.11224088

>>11224086
o-oh ;_;

>> No.11224094

Just added myself. I'm the grey marker in Washington State. I don't think I want to leave any contact info.

>> No.11224096
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>>11224088
well who's that guy in livonia then welp ;_;

>> No.11224097

I added mine, despite the fact that no one is within 100 miles. And that anyone who knows my city will probably think I'm trying to rob them.

>> No.11224100

>>11224096
Oh sorry, that was me.

>> No.11224101

I really want a /jp/ bf...

>> No.11224104

>>11224097
100 miles is pretty good. I'd be happy to have someone in my state.

>> No.11224105

>>11224101
No you don't, you're just saying that to get peoples' hopes up. /jp/sies are undateable.

>> No.11224106

>>11224097

I'll remember to come naked so there's nothing to rob.. except for my anal virginity <3

>> No.11224107

>>11224101
Find me on the map and email me, and I'll be your /jp/ boyfriend.

>> No.11224110

>>11224100
you should email me or something idk nevermind im sorry

>> No.11224113

>>11224107
There are no /jp/sies near my town.

>> No.11224114

>>11224051
I want to meet Muhammad al-Muhammad. He sounds so exotic.

>> No.11224115 [DELETED] 

>>11224104
Oh, there's nobody in the state either. If we're talking as the crow flies, though, there's a few people. Still would be a 5 hour car ride.

>> No.11224118

>>11224104
Oh, there's nobody in the state either. If we're talking as the crow flies, though, there's a few people. Still would be a 5 hour car ride.

>>11224106
Sorry, I prefer either gentle sex or being the bottom.

>> No.11224119

Any successful hookups using this map? Share your experiences.

>> No.11224120

Why does Texas have to be so big? ;_;

>> No.11224121

>>11224120
There are only four of us, and we're all so far apart ;_;

>> No.11224124

>>11224121
I'm there too but I don't want to add myself to that map because everybody will know who I am.

>> No.11224127

>>11224051
oh my a jp cock just within 20 minute driving distance, that's pretty surprising considering where i live.

>> No.11224132

>>11224051
>Those piled up markers in Detroit

I feel sorry for those guys.

>> No.11224129

>>11224124
I'll still be your /jp/ friend if you want. I'm one of the two that posted an email address.

>> No.11224131

>>11224127
You must suck it.

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>>11224127
There's not a /jp/sie on the map within 500 km of me.

>> No.11224135

>>11224132
save me

>> No.11224137

>>11224133
>km
Found your problem.

>> No.11224139

>>11224132
I don't. Thank god none of you are near me.

>> No.11224141

>>11224133
Nazrin is a mouse.

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>>11224051
I'm not gay or anything but i felt sad when no /jp/ cock next to me.

What does this mean?

>> No.11224144

>>11224137
I live in the US though. I just like kilometers more.

>> No.11224145

>>11224143
let's cuddle and never leave me

>> No.11224146

>>11224051
>tfw I'm the only BR on /jp/.

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>>11224143
>I'm not gay or anything

>> No.11224148

Why are there so many of you in Detroit?

>> No.11224149

>>11224146
Better than being a Mexican, I think.

>> No.11224151

>>11224148
I think like 3 of those are just epic meme jokes

>> No.11224155

>>11224148
No wonder Detroit went bankrupt.

>> No.11224158

>>11224051
That /jp/sie in Connecticut is cute as hell, I wish I could read with him.

>> No.11224160

>>11224158
me too

>> No.11224167

>>11224051
Will someone suck it?

>> No.11224168

summerfags fuck off and die

>> No.11224172

>>11224051
Jesus, we have a lot of Americans.

Why?

>> No.11224174

>>11224167
Undoubtedly.

>> No.11224175

>>11224172
Are you stupid?

>> No.11224182

>>11224175
No, I'm just curious why there are so many Americans on /jp/.

There are more densely populated countries if that's what you're getting at.

>> No.11224186

>>11224182
Americunts don't have culture so they compensate it with weaboo shit.

>> No.11224187 [DELETED] 

>>11224147
http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/filename/%201365034996351.png/

>> No.11224189 [DELETED] 

>>11224187
LMAO

>> No.11224190

>>11224182
so you are an idiot

>> No.11224191

>>11224187
3 of those are me the other ones aren't

>> No.11224200 [DELETED] 

>>11224191
>>>/a/

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>>11224200

>> No.11224205 [DELETED] 

>>11224202
>>>/a/

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>tfw the /a/ map has 300+ entries.

>> No.11224217 [DELETED] 

>>11224215
>>>/a/

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>>11224205
>>11224217
>>11224200

>> No.11224235 [DELETED] 

>>11224228
>>>/a/

>> No.11224236 [DELETED] 

>>11224200
>>11224202
>>11224205
>>11224215
>>11224217
>>11224228
>>11224235
top kek

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>>11224235

>> No.11224243 [DELETED] 

>>11224236
>>11224237
>>>/a/

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>>11224243

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>>11224251

>> No.11224251 [DELETED] 

>>11224247
>>>/a/

>> No.11224258

this thread just got EPIC

>> No.11224259 [DELETED] 

>>11224254
>>>/a/

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>>11224259

>> No.11224264 [DELETED] 

>>11224262
>>>/a/

>> No.11224264,1 [INTERNAL] 

LEL check out this w-bros

>> No.11224266

>>11224258
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>>11224264

>> No.11224269 [DELETED] 

>>11224266
LOL

>> No.11224272 [DELETED] 

>>11224268
>>>/a/

(sorry for the late reply, I was fucking you're mom lmao)

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>>11224272
(Did she enjoy it?)

>> No.11224275 [DELETED] 

>>11224274
(yes)

>> No.11224280

You forgot to add your email Raymoo.

>feelio when no loli poon for us

>> No.11224280,1 [INTERNAL] 

my keks went to orbit reading this thread

>> No.11224280,2 [INTERNAL] 

Why the fuck is this still here?

>> No.11224280,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224280,1
Nice. Mine too.

>> No.11224280,4 [INTERNAL] 

Hey guys, I just checked the /a/ map and there's someone with me that sounds like a total fag. Should I go manifest my destiny inside him for the /jp/ Empire?

>> No.11224280,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224280,4
Do it.

>> No.11224280,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224280,4
order a buttload of pizzas for him for the keks

>> No.11224508

Ahaha nice thread I added myself for meatups :)

>> No.11224520

If only ZUN!bar was here...

>> No.11224520,1 [INTERNAL] 

HOLY SHIT THE JANITOR CLEANED THIS THREAD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.11224520,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224520,1
Damn.

I hate it when the janny deletes my posts.

>> No.11224542

>>11224051
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=577592#
For a second it looked like there was someone in my country, but the marker was on the country next to it.
Good thing too, I might have done something I would regret.

>> No.11224545

I feel like I could really make a /jp/ happy. But then I remember you all just act like bullies and I dont want anything nice to happen to you.

>> No.11224552

>>11224545
H-how mean!

>> No.11224554

>>11224051
Why don't people leave their emails? Is this a new type of bullying? Look at me we can suck each others cocks but no I will never meet up!

>> No.11224556

there is a fujoshi like 10 minutes away from me but im too shy so oh well.

she says she's sad too.

dont be sad!

>> No.11224557

>>11224545
>make a /jp/ happy

go on...

>> No.11224560

>>11224556
Are you in Washington?

>> No.11224573

>>11224557
I want to be a maid for /jp/ really bad. But youre probably just normals joking around and making fun of us or something. Its distressing you know, the kind of people who come here with their ironic shitposts.

I just want to help a real, lonely /jp/.

>> No.11224581

>>11224573
I wish I could help lonely /jp/sies too. Reading stories about people being lonely makes me sad and I just want to make them happy somehow.

>> No.11224585

>>11224560
in seattle even!

>> No.11224593

>>11224573

that sounds nice. I hope you can find someone. I wish it was me but I'm too shy for a relationship

please don't give up hope, there are a lot of bad people on /jp/ but there are also a lot of good people they just don't post very often

>> No.11224603

>>11224585
Are you the Mikasa crossplayer?

>> No.11224630

Gray marker on the WA coast here again.

Now that there's more WA people, I suggest a meetup at next Sakuracon. I'll be there, anyhow.

>> No.11224630,1 [INTERNAL] 

Nice, he finally took the cock out of his mouth long enough to delete it :)

>> No.11224630,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224051
I'll give someone 5 bucks if they go down to that Florida marker and talk to Trevor.

I want to see how he plans to back up his threats.

>> No.11224630,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,2
I already asked him to meet and he wouldn't, it's all hot air.

>> No.11224630,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,3
>asked him

I didn't say to ask him. I said to go down there and call his virgin ass out.

>> No.11224630,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,4
What's his address then, tough stuff? Yeah, that's what I thought.

>> No.11224630,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,5
Go to the marked building (501 Chapel Dr) and ask the office what apartment Trevor is in.

Is it that too complicated for you?

>> No.11224630,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,6
How stupid are you? This is important, because I wasn't joking.

>> No.11224630,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,7
I can do complicated math problems on par with T so I think it's safe to say that I'm a genius and you're fucking retarded for asking.

Do you want those 5 dollars or not?

>> No.11224630,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,8
I make more than that in the time it took me to post this, I could give less of a shit about your money. If you have actual information on locating him, post it.

>> No.11224630,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,9
I already posted it. Feel free to tell me how your ADD-riddled brain is having trouble processing what I said.

Also, can I have some money? My shoes fell apart today and I can't afford to buy new ones.

>> No.11224630,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,10
If you want money you know where the fountain is. Also, I'm sorry to hear about your stupid.

>> No.11224630,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,11
I'm sorry to hear you're either a coward or too stupid to navigate google maps.

>> No.11224630,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,12
You know very well that showing what apartment building you live in is not enough to find your exact address, Trev-kun. Quit being such a pussy and tell us already, unless you're scared that is.

>> No.11224630,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,13
I already told you how to do it. And stop calling me Trevor, it's disgusting.

>> No.11224630,15 [INTERNAL] 

Why are you virgins talking about me behind my back?

Also, Autist #1 was right about how to find my exact address. Autist #2 is physically retarded.

>> No.11224630,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,15
I lost my virginity to your mom

>> No.11224630,17 [INTERNAL] 

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴠɪsɪᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀᴜᴛɪsᴍ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅɪᴇ ᴀ ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴜᴛɪsᴛɪᴄ ᴅᴇᴀᴛh ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

>> No.11224630,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,14
>>11224630,15
>kids thinking apartment managers just give their tenants' information away
Stupidest fucking thing I've heard all month and I literally work part time helping special needs students.

>> No.11224630,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,18
>thinking they don't

I've done it before. As long as you don't look like a crazy person or a hit man they'll tell you. Just act like you forgot the apartment number and ask nonchalantly, as if you could call and ask but you're in a hurry.

Of course, it's entirely possible that they won't tell you. In that case you could just shout his name or knock door to door until you find him.

It's like you've never been a professional thief/conman before.

>> No.11224630,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,19
Trevor would just hide in his apartment and refuse to respond like the pussy he is if anyone did that.

>> No.11224630,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,19
I don't live there and I'm not traveling just to find nothing. I have other plans.

>> No.11224630,22 [INTERNAL] 

holy FUCK Trevshit is getting owned

>> No.11224630,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>11224630,22
This meme is never going to catch on.

Why don't you leave the meme creation to the experts, i.e. me?

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