/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If I wish for Madoka to drown me in her fart stink, will I become a magical girl too?

>>11220602
>11am
>late night
pleb

>>11220608

>living anywhere but the USA

LOL enjoy eating dirt for lunch and dinner, loser.

sorry /jp/ not even i can bring myself to saving anime girls fats just for the off chance there will be a thread like this. i'm a normie casual, gomen ;_;

>>11220612
You fucking plebeian. Don't even try to justify your lack of respect for the beauty and wonder of 2D ass gas.

>>11220621
I wonder which 2hu fart ZUN would like to smell the most?

>>11220611
burgers are not real meals.

Oh wow, I didn't know /jp/ was so fucking casual about their fetishes that they don't even enjoy sniffing farts. I tend to save mine in a glass bottle with a oxygen-mask and regulator on it, so I can savor my stink slowly as I jerk off, pretending it's my waifu's farts. To emulate my waifu's butt-perfume, I like to eat only what she eats.

>>11220623

More real than dirt cookies, cum-stuffed liver and squid filled with poop, loser.

Does /jp/ know that they can see their farts if they rectally inject food coloring?
You can even get special dildo applicators made specifically for fart coloration! How could /jp/ resist a big cock going up their butt and filling them with lots of goo~?

I'm working on a VN with my lifepartner right now, based around girls who have bad gas problems. You'll get a a special device that makes fart smells and noises that you can plug into your USB, and reacts accordingly to the scene. It uses a set of cartridges to mix and match smells, as well as a special fart-sound synthesizer that is as realistic as possible.

We're calling it Fartihime Maximum, and it should be on the market within 3 years. It'll be 200 dollars, but you can reuse the fart machine and use different cartridges with our future releases (For example, one about MILFs that make scrumptious, fart-inducing dinners. One scene will have the taco-MILF holding you down and farting all over your face; this is accomplished by putting the silicone-butt attachment over the device and putting it on your face while the scene plays, for total immersion.

Thanl you I haven't got the chance to save all the Fartist's masterpieces

post the fate stay night light one

>>11220602

>>11220653
Get a load of this fucking newfag

>>11220639

Fartihime Maximum is about princesses in a modern fantasy environment. The main heroine is a gassy young lass named Forina Flatulana The Third, and she rules over the Methane Elves of old. Her farts smell like a mixture of tacos, mold and spoiled eggs, but change depending on what you choose to feed her. There are mini-games where you make the most fartalicious meals possible, or you can take her to a restaurant and try to give her greasy-gassed farts, or wholesome, beefy bean farts, for example.

>>11220639
Hey darling, I didn't know you were on!

Hehe, I left you a smelly surprise in the refrigerator! Just open the clear bottle with the purplish blue haze inside to get a lovely whiff of my post spicy Indian stench~!

>>11220655

For the really extreme fetishists, we'll have the Arachnetoot Princess, who farts out her children when she gets too gassy. Her children, once free, smell like whatever she ate before...FOREVER. So be careful. This is the most extreme route, only for truNEETs.

The Sparklepuffeuau princess, (The French Horn, as she is known as in the castle for her loud farts) is extremely embarassed about her loud, powerful farts. They aren't quite as smelly as Flatulina's, but fuck, they are LOUD. She often cries, and needs to be consoled about her gas. Be careful, she is a gentle, kind soul that simply has a loud set of intestines, and a butt like a microphone.

>>11220658

Thanks baby, I'm gonna take it to work with me~

We think one of our most popular princesses will be the genki, sporty one, named Caesarila Farticus. She often wears spats, and isn't very shy about ripping a good one in front of anyone. She'll often giggle and blush about it, fanning it near people playfully. Hopefully, your heart will be able to keep up with such a lively girl! Despite her jovial demeanor, she is very afraid of taking over the New Roman Empire, as she just wants to play sports and have fun with her friends, not run a whole empire.