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1118555 No.1118555 [Reply] [Original]

You open your fridge and find this.

What do you do?

>> No.1118559

Rape

>> No.1118562

>>1118555
Answer me, is it just me, or she peed in it!?

>> No.1118563

Reprimand Cirno for peeing in my fridge.

>> No.1118564

TEA TIME

>> No.1118565

Beat the shit out of her and make her clean up the mess she made inside my fridge.

>> No.1118566

who the fuck keep packets of tea in the fridge?

>> No.1118572

>>1118555
"defrost" her

>> No.1118573
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1118573

I wouldn't have opened the fridge if I wasn't hungry...

So I guess...

>> No.1118580

>>1118555
Tell her a riddle.

While she is confused, move her into a large freezer so she isn't so cramped.

Then I unleash the frogs!

>> No.1118592
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1118592

Like this.

>> No.1118596

>>1118555
I would devour the entire contents of the fridge in a suction motion which would resemble that of kirby.

>> No.1118597
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1118597

Or like this...

>> No.1118600

>>1118580
I like your way of thinking.

>> No.1118604
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1118604

She'd be like this.

>> No.1118608

"What are you doing in there? You freeloader"

>> No.1118612

Pet her until she likes i-

>>1118592

.....damn you, AoC.

>> No.1118615

Why do you guys talk about this shit when Evangelion is like way less superficial. you guys are dick suckers

>> No.1118617
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>> No.1118620

>>1118615
What...

>> No.1118621

>>1118615
>>1118411
/v/troll detected.

>> No.1118628

>>1118555
Tear open a hole between universes and throw her back into Gensokyo.

>> No.1118632

>>1118615
Watt.

>> No.1118637
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>> No.1118642

she isn't peeing you morons, she's melting.

>> No.1118646

>>1118642
How can a Fairy melt away...

>> No.1118649

>>1118555
Buy a walk-in freezer for my new daughter.

>> No.1118652

>>1118646
Ice Fairy, figure it out, retard.

>> No.1118653
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>>1118646
Well, a youkai can ...

>> No.1118654
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1118654

>>1118646
You lick it.

>> No.1118658

>>1118652
Fairies don't work that way.

>> No.1118669

Ask her what the hell happened to all my food? I'm hungry.

>> No.1118673

>>1118555
What the fuck happened to my food?
Slap the bitch, I'm poor as fuck ;_;

>> No.1118675

>>1118654
Why must my nutbladder be so constantly tested?

>> No.1118684

>>1118649
what he said

>> No.1118689

It's a good thing I live in Canada, we can move up to Letty's place in the Arctic.

>> No.1118694

>>1118653
LETTY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>1118669
>>1118673

Foodmind.

>> No.1118709

>>1118669
>>1118673
Heres your food >>1118654

>> No.1118738

>>1118559
most times, first reply is best reply.

>> No.1118758

Press button. Recieve bacon.

>> No.1118789

Close the fucking fridge.

>> No.1119491

Feed her...
... with my penis.

>> No.1119509
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1119509

Why couldn't it have been Letty.

>> No.1119510
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1119510

What would you do if this came out of your fridge?

>> No.1119513

GET OUT /JP/ I'M PISS.

>> No.1119521

Rape

>> No.1119532

>>1119509
She doesn't fit in the fridge.

>> No.1119535
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1119535

>>1119532

;_;

>> No.1119539

>>1119532
She can modify her material body.

>> No.1119574

>>1119510
LITTLE BITCH ATE ALL THE FAMILY'S FOOD! NOW WE'LL STARVE TO DEATH, ALL THANKS TO HER.

THAT SLUT.

>> No.1119686

At least she hasn't stolen my eggs.

>> No.1119690

>>1118555
Kill it with fire. It's super effective.

>> No.1119860
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1119860

Kill her

>> No.1121334
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1121334

You open your fridge and find this.

What do you do?

>> No.1121340

>>1121334
Close it

>> No.1121346

>>1121334
I stop buying fridges, seems like they've become the newest fad to live in.
I 'll just have a freezer now.

>> No.1121393

>>1118592
This with Cirno, see how far do I get with the loli before the FBI knocks on my door

>> No.1121449

Dear diary,
Jackpot.

>> No.1121691

LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD

>> No.1121741

>>1119510
You know, we totally just had a thread about this...

>> No.1121773

Dear God. Thank you! I now have religion in my life! But wait. Damn!!!

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