/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Do I get free food?

>>11164738
Why do you ask?

>>11164743
I am a hungry person.

Only if I get to touch her tits.

>>11164790
If she was to appear to me personally I would

Doubt it. I'm the type to do my own thing.

>>11164738
of course,
the most fresh and tasty Youkai food in the world

BOOBIES

>Yukarism
Nope. However, if she was hiring, that would be a different matter. What she needs is professional assistance with the running of Gensokyo, not fanatics.

May as well. She is the strongest.

Probably not a good idea

Would it turn out to be one of those "worship me so you can have the pleasure of being eaten by me first" things?

>>11165040
what about moonbitches?

Would she take me to Gensokyo?
If she would, I would start a farm, and bring food to all the 2hus everyday.

>>11165083
Why is Yukari's bum so big?

Will Ran spoil me every day if I convert?

>>11165075
Unless she required the presence of a specialist for whatever reason, I doubt she'd make frequent personal invitations to Gensokyo. However, for those that find their way inside would keep Gensokyo's population and workforce growing.

>>11165102
What's some other way's to get in?

>>11165086
Being lazy and eating a lot.

>>11165063
Moonbitches? More like, PUSSYbitches!

>>11165086
I don't know, but I would fuck it every fucking day.

>>11165114
Wander through gaps that have opened for whatever reason.

>>11165154
Alright, what if I stuck my hand inside one, but then it closed?
Would my hand be in Gensokyo?

>>11165024

I really like the doujins where Yukari is a nympho, and preys on unsuspecting men.

>>11165157
YES

>>11165158
More research would be required to answer that question in a through and comprehensive fashion.

>>11165163
I like when she is raped,

>>11165186
weeeeebs

>>11165163

I prefer the ones where she has a huge dick!

>>11165218
You can have both.

>>11165024
They're wonderful, aren't they? I just want to rest my head there.

>>11165232
I want to drink from them as she strokes my hair

>>11165218

>>11165239
>>11165218
pls stop

Absolute worst Touhou

>>11165249
Why?

>>11165257
she's not a generic loli

>>11165249
Who is best?

>>11165278
all 2hus are lolis.

>>11164734
Sure.

>>11165302
thats not natural

Slut

>>11165331
her boobs are natural

>>11165373
of course

>>11165343

If a human consumes Yukari's fluids regularly for an extended period of time, will he or she gain any yukari-like powers?

>>11165467
what kind of fluids?

I would if it meant either constant sleep or being able to worship her body.

>>11165467
I would consume Yukari to become Yukari

>>11165482
Milk, sweat, saliva, pussy juice, urine, etc. Fluids.
Whatever works, though some are certainly less desirable than others.

>>11165494
Don't be greedy. There's just one Yukari; if you eat her than that's that, no more Yukari.

>>11165218

I want to suck her dick while she says mean things to me.

>>11165537
dont we all?
being slapped around while choking on her meat snake

>>11165537
>>11165542
I am now masturbating to the idea of this.
Geez, thanks a bunch.

http://exhentai.org/g/593476/691c1f23ec/

>>11165537
TIME TO FAP

>>11165594
what is wrong with her legs?

>>11165532
If umbrellas can become youkai because no one likes them, then I'm sure you too can become a youkai anon
But why settle for that? Isolate yourself and train your wizard powers until you become a hermit, then all the youkai ladies will be all over you

(^O^)

paizuri with Yukari!

>>11165482
semen

I-I could be Yukari for you, Anonymous....

>>11166906
Don't be mean to her.

Anything for Yukari

>>11166935
Her breasts look terribly constricted. It must be painful.

>>11166945
Don't worry, girls are born masochists.

Such a rude lady shouldn't be allowed to exist. I-It's a crime!

>>11166956

>>11166956

>>11166771
>>11166901
Yukari is so fucking cute

Yukari cosplaying

>>11166961
it would be annoying as hell to have your tits falling out of your dress like that all the time

>>11166961
How rude.

>>11167604

>>11164734
If she lets me cuddle her for hours, then yes.

>>11167755
>so ronery want cuddles more than se

>>11167787
Cuddling leads to sex, anon.

>>11167787
He never said he didn't want both.

>>11167787
But cuddling is better than sex, anon!

>>11167826
I'd let her gap my virginity away, if you know what I mean ;)

>>11168768
What? Elaborate, please.

http://rbt.asia/flash/Border%20of%20Extacy%20uncut%20-%20FIXED.swf

>>11165302
Loli Yukari is best Yukari

>>11169327
No.

>>11165569
Is she whipping his ass with her tits?

>>11169327
Dat moaning Yuyuko.

Goddess of Fertility

>>11165537


capcha: iplort came

>>11172179
I want to make babies with Yukarin.

>>11172179
Why Yukari is so lewd?

>>11172320
>>11172317

>>11172317
>>11172320
;_;

i want to poke Yukari just to see what happens

>>11172317
>>11172320
Why doesn't my own mom love me

>>11172461

your adopted!

capcha: ofvocum coffee

>>11172461
because you're a fucking loser, a disappointment, a failure, and most likely a (closet) pedophile who can't take care of himself

>>11172508
who is also gay

>>11172508
but its his mom's fault he became those things

>>11172508
But I'm academically successful and try very hard to make my parents proud of me....
My mom never hugged me and my dad left when I was a kid, so I have huge mommy issues....

>>11172518
exactly

>>11172519
give her the dick

that gap...

>>11172526
I want to slide my dick in there.

>>11172526
How does that gap form?
I've seen very thin girls without it, and slightly thicker girls with it. Does it depend on having wide hips?
I'm fairly thin and I dont have it, but I am a man.

>>11165343
>Slut

Glad I'm not the only one who recognizes Yukari as being one.

>>11172757
Hourglass figure and tone thighs.

>>11172757
Wider hips and larger pelvises more apt for birthing children.

>>11172757
I doubt you've seen thick girls with a thigh gap. She probably just wasn't standing with her knees together.

>>11172778
Thick as in with nice thighs, like >>11172772

as opposed to skeletons.

Its skeletor>thin>normal>thick>lovehandles>chubby>overweight>fat>obese

>>11172781
Somebody is a chubby chaser. Two below normal and SIX above!?

Please /jp/, lets talk about fertile hips and thigh gaps more.

>>11172810
I like girls with lovehandles but not girls who are chubby.
Just when you have them, but nothing above that...

The gappiest

>>11172816
Post more like that.

>>11172781
Hold up, skeletor only had a skeleton face, the rest of him was pretty much Blue He-Man

>>11165024

That "gap" is called factory air /jp/!

Oh, Yukarin~!
So wonderful!

How big a deal would Yukari be if she were cut off from her gap powers and boundary manipulation?

Cleavage in classical dresses is one of my biggest fetishes, so of course I would.

>>11173681
>>11173685
>>11173696
Thanks, Tom.

>>11173675
oh, believe me, yukari would still be something of a "big deal"

>>11173715
I don't mean in sexiness, anon.

Thanks Tom.

Yukari is a ____

>>11174194
Cutie.

>>11174194
Lewd. LEWD. Yukari is freaking TOO LEWD !!

>>11174216
Lewd is not a noun and is therefore invalid.

>>11174226

>>11174291

Those tits are so rude I am left a little offended.

>>11174318
Just a little? Their whole body are way too rude for my mind. It's an aggression I tell you.

>>11174330
The artist is making a bit of a statement with this sort of inflammatory art; who is this? It's like sone sort of Duchamp of doujins.

>>11174291
Glad to see this artist turning over a new leaf.

>>11165537
f-faggot

>>11172508
Now that ain't nice.

>>11174347
his mind-break-rape works are better

Round and soft

>>11165203

Are you Japanese or Asian by ethnicity?

>>11165452

>tfw no youkai gf ;_;

>>11176225
Yukari as a girlfriend would be so fickle, she would make normal people look perfectly rational.

She would fall asleep in the middle of sex and not wake up before next spring.

>>11176547

No thank you, I prefer fanon doormat, clingy Yukari.[1]

1. ^ That Black Tewi image about your Gensokyo

>>11172317
>>11172320
>She comes back and takes you to Gensokyo where you can be together
>Until you're gutted, skinned and eaten by Ran, Chen and herself because they're youkai for Christ's sake, what the hell did you think would happen?

>>11176558
Gensokyo is a big faith-farm feeding them delicious peasant fear, there is no need for that kind of barbarism.

>>11176547
>She would fall asleep in the middle of sex and not wake up before next spring.

Are you saying you wouldn't just continue anyway, enjoying her cute tiny moans while she slept and taking advantage of the opportunity to cum inside her as much as you want?

Why are Yukari and secondary Touhou fans in general so obnoxious when it comes to powerlevel discussions?

When will people learn that it really doesn't matter if one Moonbitch can spontaneously summon any god she wishes to win, or the other has a crazy moon technology that can purify entire cities, EVERYONE in Touhou cheats.

Directly comparing their strengths is pretty pointless in Touhou, their powers are loosely defined and may even contradict themselves depending on which manual/book you read. As if that isn't enough, it's a fairy tale setting where pretty much everyone can use some degree of magical/spiritual/divine power to do things that aren't even part of their power set (for example, REPLACING THE MOON, STEALING SPRING) so everything depends on what role each character is in for the current story.

Hell, I've completed PoFV with Cirno before, beating all kinds of bad ass characters. There isn't any actual out and out statement saying it's NOT what happened, just the combined assumption of the majority of the fans. Not like a the specifics of the flower incident are covered well enough to debunk the crazy idea.

Point is, it's a light hearted fairy tale setting our lovable danmaku game is set in and it's creator doesn't take it very seriously. The events in SSiB don't really amount to much (like most of Touhou's plot) and in many respects it could be taken as ZUN trolling the fans who take his work way too seriously.

Stop embarrassing us true Touhou fans.
If somehow you overcame your massive autism and got the opportunity to ask ZUN if Yukari could beat the new 52 Superman in an interview he would laugh at you

2sexy and 2dominant4me

Yukari must be he most sexualized touhou.

>>11176547
>>11176727
Pushier Yukari, like in Tonari no Yukari-san or Yuka Deli are much better. Dead fish are boring as hell.

>>11177145
Walls of text are even more boring.

>>11178536
>Pushier Yukari, like in Tonari no Yukari-san or Yuka Deli are much better. Dead fish are boring as hell.
Deciding to go "see you in spring" in the middle of lovemaking would be less dead fish, and more that she does whatever the hell she wants in a really unpredictable fashion.

Here comes the bride!

>>11180009
Please Yukari-sama, behave yourself. That pose isn't really lady-like.

>>11180009
>>11180023
Please put shoes on Miss Yukari...

i would lick Yukari's body until it's more saliva than flesh.

>>11180100
You're a pig.

>>11180100
Though she would just probably make you lick her feet and not allow you to even graze any other parts of her body.

How do I become a sin sack?

>>11180104
My only sin is to love and as long as a man's acts are backed by his love he can consider his actions pure and disregard the practical unpleasant nature of the act.

>>11165239
[maiden smell]

Does shacking up with Yukari mean you get access to the rest of the household, or is she a really jealous girl?

>>11180129
＊ｌｉｔｅｒａｌｌｙ　ｆａｒｔｚ＊

>>11180140
Love>Farts

>>11180138
I agree with those sign posts unironically.

>>11180137
You shouldn't do those things, anon. It could break her heart.

>>11180431
It's her fault for having such a sultry family.

>>11180880
Then she cries and tells you to never come again, and won't be able to open her heart to anyone for a long time after, afraid of getting hurt again.
And when she finally manages to find someone she will have excessive jealousy and paranoia.
Well done, anon. If you play it right, maybe you can even turn her into a yandere!

I want to fuck Yukari!

>>11181035
The first guy she opens up to in what might be many centuries and he makes her cry, just awful.

I want to put it in

Yucurri!

>>11181851
more like YUCKurry

>>11181873
epic pun dood

>>11181901
thanks broseph

>>11180125
Mama Yukari

>>11180880
But Chen is underdeveloped.

>>11182507
Yes, and?

>>11182548
I want Ran and Yukari to guide and help me and Chen have sex.

>>11181851

Neko Yukarin

>>11182782
so elegant and beautiful

>>11182782
What is she doing?
Why her face is red?

>>11164734

Someone already took the place.

>>11183375
What about a kitsune Yukarin?

>>11183843
What about usagi Yukarin

>>11183965
Cheap Koromo knock-off.

>>11183965
Usagi Yukarin is cute and all, but I'd rather have a fluffy tail Yukarin.

>>11184039
I agree.

>>11184039
Ok

If Yukari shit herself while she was wearing that white dress from IN, she's obviously gap the shit out of her clothes for comfort reasons. But would she be able to gap the stain out of her dress or would she have to walk around with all the youkai laughing at her shit stains all day?

I'm convinced that she could conceivably remove the shit stains from clothing, but it would be a long and arduous process since she'd have to gap blemishes off of individual grains of fabric. Thus, she probably couldn't do it on the go and anybody who saw her shit herself would be wise to her scheme.

She could always gap herself to a different area and then fix her dress to avoid having to be seen walking around with a poop butt, but that means she's taking a gamble on whether or not there is anybody where she wants to gap herself for some privacy. She has the option of poking her head through the gap to check beforehand and make sure she's alone, but this is flawed because 1)if there is someone on the other side of the gap, she might get drawn into a conversation and it would be a social faux pas to just run away from that and 2)her end on the other side of the gap would really accentuate her poop stain because she's basically be hanging out of the gap butt-first.

I think the only reasonable option in her arsenal is to just not shit herself in the first place, or maybe wear that nice purple dress from PCB more often or even a diaper. Being Yukari must be a hard life to live. Who's with me?

>>11184142
Yukari don't poop

>>11184142
She could just gap herself to her room in her house and change or remove the stain there.

>>11184142
Boundary of clean and dirty.

>>11185164
mein gott

>>11185164
I'd rather rape Yukari's dick.

>>11185172
what the HELL

my qt

>>11185172

fapping at the speed of light. sauce or dump, oh god

Do you think that Yukari could manipulate the boundary so that there are multiple Gensokyos or multiples of the same Touhou so that we each get our own Gensokyo/Favorite Touhou? Multiple versions of herself even?

If so, then Yukari is truly one of the best, if not the best, Touhous out there.

>>11186516
Fapping to what? The ballgag?

>>11186523

The situation. Beautiful blonde youkai who thought she was so tough being forced to submit by Moonbitch. I like how Yukari is usually so arrogant, and here she's obviously fucking terrified

>>11186516
http://exhentai.org/g/608346/69dd649886/

>>11186531
Well of course she is. Perfectly understandable given the situation.

>>11186541
Boo, you're no fun. I wanted to torment him a bit more.

>>11186572
sorry, but Yukari being tormented really piss me off.

>>11186607
So you post a doujin of her horrible and sexy torture for someone to jerk off to?

>>11186621
he goes to do whatever he want, you stopped posting those awful pics and I feel good for that.

>>11186652
Come now, you're walking right into this.

Must be nice being a tentacle monster.

>>11186690
Want to find out?

Go away lewdlings.

>>11186710
Sure. There'd be a lot of preconceptions and prejudice to overcome, but I think it would be successful living a modest and gentle lifestyle.

Taking it easy at the bottom of a lake somewhere, saving a drowning child every now and then. Even if they pull out the torches and pitchforks, maybe satori would shelter me.

It wouldn't be an easy life, but I think you could make a respectable living.

>>11186710
Yes I think being a tentacle monster would be preferable to my life now.

>>11186808

I just want the outfit.

>>11186835
Tastefully lewd

>>11186808
Why would Yukari leave her own thread? Don't be silly.

>>11186867
cute pic dude

>>11186868
That leaking liquid..

>>11186886
The best part. Maybe she meant to be tied up like that, maybe she didn't and is acting tough. Maybe she could break out any time she pleases, maybe she's totally helpless.
None of it matters; she's aroused and soaking wet. No matter how confident or in control she acts, Yukari can't control a base action like that.

>>11186902
Now I have to get busy

>>11187018
Do tell.

>>11187030
I'm going to do lewd things

>>11187073
s-same here..

>>11187073
To the thought of Yukari being unable to control her body?

>>11187486
Followed by lovemaking.

>>11187622
Yukari pouting during the foreplay over not being on top and in charge, and awkwardly and unsuccessfully trying to regain that dominance.

>>11187073
I want Yukari to do lewd things to me.

>>11186506
u mean mine

Sleeptime with Yukarin daki! Its too lewd and the file is too big so I won't post it here. Have another pic instead. おやすみ

>>11188950
>>11188551
>>11187073
Why she wear a ribbon in her neck?

>>11188971
cus she stylin u fuckin weeb

Heeeeeelllllp!!

>>11178493

Why is she so perfect?

Why don't they sell parasols at The Gap?

>>11173715

Ability to the extent of having dat ass.

>>11182782
Why Moongirls?

>>11186902
You don't have to be aroused to lubricate. Don't be like those guys who think women want to be raped because they can orgasm from it.

>>11190811
Huh? I didn't quite mean that.
Why's she so wet, then?

>>11182782
you saved the filename. why?

>>11190779
>Moongirls?
moonsluts you mean?

>>11190881
Why not?

>>11188950
>Sleeping with Yukari

As much as I love her, I wouldn't do that. The stuff she'd probably do to you when you're asleep.

>>11192056
She did lots of things, like make me feel warm and comfortable. Yukari is a nice maiden.

I want to get a phone case printed with Yukari on it but I can't decide on a picture.

>>11191225

Where is she supposed to be in this picture? It almost looks like an assembly line.

There's a lively Byakuren thread going on. Are we going to let our BBA, the queen of rude, be outdone by some... priest with a bunch of dorky kid followers?

>>11192798
Border of train and platform. Also it's not a competition, even if it was this thread is almost at image limit.

>>11192798
She's stuck between a train and the platform.

Also you made her cry.

>>11192798
"mind the gap"
also
Yakumo-sama isn't a BBa

Ok, it makes sense now.

>>11192821

I forget that author's name. Personal Color or something? Is he still doing Touhou doujinshi?

>>11192843

What is she, then?

>>11192875
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=35617969
He is still doing them, yes.

>>11192891

Thanks. It seems I was thinking of Organic Compound, not Personal Color.

>>11190199
Because she's Yukari.

>>11193418

iGap?

I want to hold Yukari's silky gloved hands.

Is Yukari evil?

>>11194347
Extremely.

>>11193680
>tfw Yukari will never offer you her hand to hold.

>>11194347

No. She's eccentric, yea, and not that personable, but she wants what is best for Gensokyo. She can be a bitch if she likes and most people don't like being around her, but those things don't make a person evil.

>>11194546
>she wants what is best for Gensokyo
In the grand scheme of things is this a good thing?

>>11194588
She would do anything for it. Anything...!

>>11195025
anything you say?

We're nearly there, kid.

>>11196339
Yukari a cute
A CUTE

Would you protect Yukari from the big bad wolf?

Yukari's cute breast/armpit area

>>11196459
I'd fuck that wolf right up.

>Read about Koumajou Densetsu II
>It has voice acting
>Miyuki Sawashiro as Sakuya
>Yuu Kobayashi as Ran
>Oh, that's awesome!
>Aya Endo as Yukari
>Aya Endo
>As Yukari

OH GOD, BE STILL MY HEART!!

So close

>>11197002
Yukari with her hair up is best Yukari.

>>11196541
Ara ara~

I want a gap hammock.

>>11197042
Erotic dress design

>>11197053
Yukari's incredibly erotic, after all, and the fans would agree.
That's that, I guess.

Until next time, guys.

>>11197042
>Ara ara~ing Yukari

My heart!

>>11197053
I love that dress. Sexy as hell.

>>11197103
T'was a good thread, anon!

>>11197079
tfw i was going to post that yesterday but never did.