/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11115390
then u give her the D. Next question!

Who wouldn't babysit a loli?

>>11115413
There seem to be a few people here who dislike all children, so they probably wouldn't babysit a loli.

I would babysit a loli if I was getting paid for my time or if she was my niece or something like that

I would see what she felt like doing first and do it. I can roll with a tea party or a race outside or something. Were it up to me, I'd play cute two player games with her like Kirby Superstar!

If she didn't want to go to sleep when she was supposed to, then I'd read her stories until she fell asleep, and it'd work out for everyone involved

>>11115416
Oh how I hate those children!

>>11115390
Have sex

>>11115523
>>11115408
But that would hurt her!

>>11115523
You wouln't really, would you?

As for me, yes, of course I would babysit a loli. To pass the time we'd probably play games of all sorts; board games, video games, normal games like hide and seek or maybe blind man's buff. Of course we'd probably also spend time in the pool. The trick is to tire her out with physical activity and a large meal (pizza!) so that she falls asleep easily. If she didn't want to go to sleep, then I guess we could watch movies together until she falls asleep snuggled up against me.

My cousin keeps trying to get me to babysit his daughter.

This sounds like a fantastic dream come true, but she's less than a year old. I'm running low on excuses and general hem and hawing. I think I'll have to flatly tell him off.

>>11115972
She may be a mindless toddler now, but keep babysitting her. It's more than worth it, since she will become a cute loli eventually. Then you will have a loli who loves you to do fun things with.

>>11116023
That is an excellent point. If I do my best to skip the babysitting as a toddler, then he might not be as comfortable letting me babysit her when she's a cute loli.

That's a scary thought. I might have to buckle up my big boy pants and just do it to it, so he's comfortable with letting me hangout with her later.

>>11116055
>>11116023

You're awful /jp/. Are you really saying you weren't love or want to spend time with her unless you could stick your dick in her? Go fuck a blender. You're terrible.

>>11116094
I don't recommend normal or anal sex with a loli, but other sexual activities are fine if consensual. Anyway, we weren't talking about that. Taking care of a toddler is not fun, that is all.

>tfw you're piece of shit alpha male brother has a son
>then a year later another son is on the way

what the fug

>>11116141
I would want to make a baby with your bro too.

>>11116150
enjoy your future major league athlete son

Please do not talk about sex with loli and ruin my image of them.

>>11116161
Soemone has been trying really hard to force active cp discussions back into /jp/ these past few months.

>>11116187
I think they're trying to get 2d loli banned by proxy

>>11115390
I babysat a friend's 6 year old for a couple days. I just let her play with toys from my aunt's house she had from when her kids were young. It was nothing special, you could have filmed it and sent it to a judge too.

Loving lolis means never harming them ever.

I already did when I was younger. Don't let Chinese cartoons fool you. Real children are:
1.Not cute
2.Stupid
3.Annoying
4.Problematic

>>11116323
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>>11116336

>>11116336
>>11116348
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>>11116383
I agree.

>>11116383
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