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11113939 No.11113939[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

have you collected your lewdbux, /jp/?

they're like neetbux in that you exert minimal effort for monetary gain. of course, like the term implies, you have to be lewd and do lewd things. very easy otherwise.

>> No.11113947

are you talking about sucking dicks?

>> No.11113953

I could some money doing webcam stuff since I'm a tranny that somewhat resembles a real girl

Something's stopping me though.

>> No.11113957

How much does sucking one cock pay? Cuz I need $5 to buy a pack of cigs anon.

>> No.11113960

>>11113957
ask ur dad lel

>> No.11113967

I already get neetbux, so I have no use for lewdbux. I'm too pure to qualify, anyway.

>> No.11113964

>>11113960
He won't buy me cigarettes.

>> No.11113965

>tfw you will never have a /jp/ bf to give spending money every week

>> No.11113968

Someone once offered me 20 bucjs to suck a cock but I was too afraid to do it.

>> No.11113971

WHORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRES lol

>> No.11113972

>>11113967
Hey Sudo, aren't you permabanned?

>> No.11113975
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>>11113972
Yes, and so are you.

>> No.11113977

I'm getting 100 bucks to fix someone's computer. They just said it's "slow."

>> No.11113976

No. I'm not a whore.

NEETbux only

>> No.11113980

>>11113972
Yes, as are you.
>>11113975
Hello, namefriend.

>> No.11113982

>>11113967
More like baconbux.

>> No.11113981

>>11113968
IRL probably a good idea not to suck dick at all. Germs, you see. Like hiv/aids, hpv and similar scary shit that can give you cancer, plus all the same crap you can get off of snot etc.

On the internet, though, you should always try to suck as much dick as you possibly can get away with.

>> No.11113984

>>11113967
>>11113972
Hey, aren't you both permabanned along with the rest of the twit crew?

>> No.11113985

>>11113977
I hate when tech illiterates ask me to fix their shit. My gf bothers me with this shit non-stop.

>> No.11113988

>>11113985
Normie pls go.

>> No.11113989

>>11113984
I don't have a Twitter because I'm not interesting enough.

>> No.11113990

Lewdness is a disease.

>> No.11113994

>>11111111

>> No.11113997

>>11113989
I would add you to this list if you made one: https://twitter.com/lame_neet/shitposting-illuminati/members

>> No.11114004

Hey guys I'm a new NEET how do I get NEETbux?

>> No.11114000

>>11113990

I wish I could be cured. My left hand is a huge slut for my dick.

>> No.11114008

>>11114004
Go to a psychiatrist and get diagnosed with as many mental diseases as possible. Then apply for SSI.

>> No.11114005

>lewd
>>>/a/

>> No.11114016

>>11114005
Surely you jest

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>>11113985
and half the time it's so fucked-up the only way to do what they're asking for would be to wipe it out and re-install the operating system.

I really can't wait until they have everything on prebuilt computers run out of a full vm with full snapshot support right out of the box.

Hello end-user friends, you can ask your pc vendor companies for a lot more than you're getting! And then you don't have to hope your buddies/kids/whoever can fix it without making you back up all your shit!

>> No.11114017

>>11114008
B-but. I live in Morocco

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11114024

lewd money please

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