/jp/ - Otaku Culture

le fanart face

>>11088572
read that as fanFART xD

>>11088574
that was extremely lame

I like boobies

>>11088574
>>11088572

that isn't funny
pls stop

wt f japan. ... weird O_o but ok.

>>11088568
Epic.

nothing fun about an old woman with a flat body

might as well go with oppai

>>11088568
Where is the girl in the bikini from?

I like plains rather than mountains

>Konata age 18
WTH dude, she still goes to school and looks like a toddler.

>>11088591
bogu no bigo

>>11088591
Nigga, your ignorance denies your stay in this board.

>>11088598
whoever drew this picture must be desperate to try and fit in with his /a/ meme culture friends at 4chan.

>>11088591
Super Drill Pederasty Adventures: Tenpa Toppa Dragoon Lagoon.

both please

>>11088598
zomg whos she quotang

>>11088598
Three memes in one image?
Insert sports reference here.

>letting 4chan memes dictate whether you like flat or not

>>11088614
You mean Tender Topper Gallon Lager.

>>11088620
I always get that part misspelled.

What do you think about tryhard fit-ins like >>11088598, /jp/?

>>11088632

Is that Azaka Akari?

>>11088641
no

Oppai is best

Screw all those people who try to force their flat chest fetish everywhere.

Please don't decide whether you like a woman based on the size of her chest. Not only is it sexist, but it's really fucking stupid.

Flat is best.
Screw those people who try to force their granny fetish everywhere.

>>11088655

hi milk

>>11088655
It's sexist to base attraction on what you're attracted to.

>>11088662
I like big young healthy tits, not grandmothers. Please stop being stupid.

>>11088655
But anime characters have no personality, so that's all you have to go on.

>>11088641
That's Azusana Ayanami

>>11088664
milk is stacked!

>>11088641

yes its akarin

>>11088684
Stacked in the nose

>>11088667
I think Jews are more attractive than whites.

*only dates Jews, grants Jews special privileges, employs Jews over whites at his place of employment*

>>11088670
Anything over 12 is a granny.

>>11088684

Pffft are those pads I see stuffed in that little tank top?

>>11088693
What about 12 year olds with big tits?

>>11088688

>>11088696

I wouldn't be suprised how irnoic it would be that she calls herself Milk and yet her breasts are still underdeveloped.

>>11088688
Holy shit.

>>11088698
Abominations that should be destroyed.

>>11088698
Saaya Irie was like a F cup at 11. It's not like they don't exist.

>>11088684

Why does she keep using those hipster glasses?

>>11088684
>that nose

>>11088737

To hide her bendy Jewish nose.

>>11088737
Big glasses = smaller nose.
It's an optical illusion.

>>11088734
F Japanese cup. Which ends up being something like C cup in america.

>>11088739
Delete this post too, please, janitor.

This picture is antisemitic.

>>11088761
Japanese F is a D.

Is there a reliable chart of cup size examples, 2D or 3D?

Google Images is being weird about this one.

>>11088787
http://lovesexandthermonuclearwar.wordpress.com/2012/04/13/japanese-breast-size-map-us-japan-bra-size-conversion/
Here's a Japanese one.

>>11088773
>muh 6 million

>>11088797
Is there one for side view?

>>11088568
I hate images like this so much. Normals are so obsessed with realism that they think any inconsistencies must be lolsorandom.

>>11088828
Who is this faggot?

>>11088797
Where's the most important size, AA?

>>11088797
Do Jap A cups even have a western counter part?

Japs are so fucking ugly but they definitely have nicer breasts than Aryans.

>>11088843
training bra

>>11088833
That's Sena Kashiwazaki from Dream C Club and she's a girl!

>>11088848
>she's a girl!
Are you positive?

So there's no perfectly flat size for adults?

Does that just not happen? Are there no disorders that prevent breast growth or anything?

>>11088843
They are called AA cups in the US.

Did the Nazis in the concentration camps get to see the girls naked?

Did they ever rape the girls?

>>11088850
AAA is the closest.

>>11088854
Yes. But they didn't really look at them as people.

Yes, but it was illegal.

>>11088854
To a Nazi, having sex with a Jewess was like sleeping with a dog.

>>11088854
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany

>At least 100,000 women are believed to have been raped in Berlin, based on surging abortion rates in the following months and contemporary hospital reports,[4] with an estimated 10,000 women dying in the aftermath.[8] Female deaths in connection with the rapes in Germany, overall, are estimated at 240,000.[9][10] Antony Beevor describes it as the "greatest phenomenon of mass rape in history", and has concluded that at least 1.4 million women were raped in East Prussia, Pomerania and Silesia alone.

The Allies sure are nice people.

Was Joan of Arc ever raped?

I hear she dressed up as a boy to avoid being raped, and she kept priests around her prison cell so the guards wouldn't rape her, but was she actually raped?
Why would you have a teenage girl imprisoned and not rape her?

>>11088869
She was really ugly.

I like both but not when they get too big otherwise they get all veiny and weird.

>>11088861
>>11088867
Aww, now I'm imagining some German officer rejecting a Jewish loli with a big nose, and she says, "Y-You don't see me as a girl, Hans-san? ;_;"

>>11088868
it was mostly the soviets

>>11088876
Why is she using Japanese honorifics?

>>11088876
It's hard to get close to people you know you may one day have to kill.

>>11088872
Why would God help an ugly person? That's bad for PR. Imagine you have some wonderful painting of a divine young woman with a glowing halo, but she has the face of a dog. Nobody's going to care.

>>11088868
>American soldiers who raped German women and then left gifts of food for them

How sweet!

>>11088882
The Jew was a Japanese girl. The German officer was a U-boat sailor. The girl was a mermaid or something, tempting the officer to jump into the ocean.

>>11088893
I hope they at least left mcburgers instead of crummy soldier rations.

>>11088893
It was the Soviets that did all the raping. The British and American soldiers were punished for their crimes while the soviets ran wild raping everything.

>>11088898
A japanese jewish mermaid loli? There is always someone with that fetish.

Reading about mass rapes makes it sound fun. Like when you think of pirates or Mongolian war lords "raping and pillaging", it sounds like a blast.

>>11088868
Wow who would have guessed, the Germans got raped after fucking up everything east and west of Berlin.

>>11088887
I don't think God had any PR to care about after the Solomon fiasco.

>>11088909
'sup.

>>11088869
Thanks for the backstory. I now look forward to the rape doujinshi of Fate Joan.

If supplies were so tight and the Germans were so efficient, why did they bother to gas the Jews? Why not just burn them directly in the giant ovens? I doubt they were squeamish.

>>11088921
>Why not just burn them directly in the giant ovens?
They didn't exist, because the holocaust didn't happen.

>>11088922
This is my favourite /pol/ meme.

>>11088922
Those crafty Jews. We should have known they'd use those psychic powers of theirs to corroborate on the same story after their camps were liberated, not to mention using them to influence the Nazi officers at the Nuremburg Trials.

>>11088932
what stories?
what officers?

>>11088910
I know what you mean, forcibly cumming in and on someone with your buddies would probably be the best time you could have in life in those days.

Stories always make the treasure out to be the greatest thing about a pirate's life, but the rape really seems a lot better. Exploring the sea also sounds fun, but that's ruined by all the diseases.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx9G4zmpKv0&&t=7m39s

Evidence and motives aren't important, because six million Jews died.

*Americans clap*

I like them both.

Get out of here holocaust discussers.

More breast debatei nstead please

>>11089105
But everyone knows pettanko are superior

>>11088879
They're lucky they were raped and not systematically exterminated.

If I was a youkai girl, I'd like to have large breasts.

janitor you missed this /pol/ thread

>>11088869
There's wording during her trial and captivity which suggest she was raped (they wrote down absolutely everything that girl said) but nothing is factual. A bunch of feminists insist based on her words that she was raped but a bunch of apologists insist she wasn't.

It's perhaps impossible to know for sure.

>The boss on the left drops her outfit. Upon equipping the boss outfit, your characters boobs will grow exponentially.

Most anticipated game of the year

>>11089629
Of next year you mean.
There's no telling when they'll finally cut the radio silence in the west on their website and actually give an update on the situation.
A bit disappointed with how they've handled things.

>>11088868
> Soviets
> Allies

Nah

>>11089183
Breast size is politics now?

>>11088869
> British turning Maid of Orleans into a rape slut as she gets mind broken, telling them to impregnate her French pussy and teacher her to be a woman

I'd fap to that doujin

Flat! Flat! Flat like pancake (is best)!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvRp-hH6fwI

I want to lick a chest that is completely flat except for little loli nipples popping out. I want to flick those perky nipples with my tongue.

I guess big boobs are good for pillows?

I think it depends on the body type. Obviously a girl with a small, light-framed body is going to look weird with F cups, and a tall woman is going to look a little bit strange with a flat chest.

>>11089774
Tall, skinny girls tend to have small breasts.

Fact: When you hug a flat girl you are closer to her heart.

>>11088586
>O_o
god I love that emote

>>11089861

thx for the bump

>>11088650
Yeah.
big fat milky tits, I can't contain myself I will need to masturbate now.

>>11088869
During her trials, they wanted to convict her for witchcraft and had a noble English lady check her vagina for a hymen. She still had her hymen and was a virgin, so they could not burn for for the specific crime of witchcraft.

Its stated in wikipedia and britanica.

>Joan of Arc was not a feminist. She operated within a religious tradition that believed an exceptional person from any level of society might receive a divine calling. She expelled women from the French army and may have struck one stubborn camp follower with the flat of a sword.[72][73] Nonetheless, some of her most significant aid came from women. King Charles VII's mother-in-law, Yolande of Aragon, confirmed Joan's virginity and financed her departure to Orléans. Joan of Luxembourg, aunt to the count of Luxembourg who held custody of her after Compiègne, alleviated her conditions of captivity and may have delayed her sale to the English. Finally, Anne of Burgundy, the duchess of Bedford and wife to the regent of England, declared Joan a virgin during pretrial inquiries.[74] For technical reasons this prevented the court from charging her with witchcraft. Ultimately this provided part of the basis for her vindication and sainthood. From Christine de Pizan to the present, women have looked to her as a positive example of a brave and active female.

A soldier in her camp would have no reason to violate a woman that he believed was sent by God himself to save his country. If he wanted, he could rape any other woman from villages he attacked.

>>11089890
I love them too

>>11088591
That feeling when you suddenly realize that 2007 was 5 years ago.

Flat or big, no middle ground for me.

>>11089921
>That feeling when you suddenly realize that 2007 was 5 years ago.
*6

>>11088893
see>>11088901
The Soviets were the ones that reached Berlin first and went on rape sprees.

keep hatin' on our freedoms though

>>11089946
>Flat or big, no middle ground for me.
Flat or mid, I hate cows

Little cherries are tastier than big melons

>>11088617
five if you count "DFC" and "homu"

i'm almost completely positive that a woman drew that picture

>>11090262
Pedoshit

>>11089896
But she was captured and held in a prison.

Her enemies or some random soldier loyal to the king had no reason to not rape her.

>>11091984
whale chaser

>>11089921
That isn't even a decade.

>>11089896
>Finally, Anne of Burgundy, the duchess of Bedford and wife to the regent of England, declared Joan a virgin during pretrial inquiries.
Anne of Burgundy died childless too, so clearly she was a lesbian who was only married to consolidate the political alliance between England and France, and the confirmation of Joan's virginity involved copious amounts of molestation and the line "b-but we're both girls!" being uttered.

Konata > Yoko

But I tend to like oppai better.

>>11094070
Some women are infertile too anon.

Shit Good Good

>>11095287
They all look SHIT to me.

>>11095287
Will buy the Origami one

>>11095287
>best good good

fixed

>>11097815
Can someone please explain the buttock (?) between her thigh gap?

Do girls work that way? Is it because she's sitting down?

>>11088689

Someone is titsmad. well, if that's even possible for somenoe without tits

>>11097880
in the game she has a tumor

/jp/ was conceived in DFC, and to DFC it shall return.

>>11097880

It's because unless a girl is fat as fuck, there is a noticeable gap between her legs for easy birthing funtimes. Parts of ass may be visible through that gap, though in that particular picture it seems somewhat exaggerated.

>>11098482
is that the f***ing ubuntu font i spy?

>>11088568
>>11088822

>>11098486
I knew someone would recognize it.

I enjoy both.

>>11097923
But I shall accept and claim as superior whatever size Milady is.

>>11089657
>>11089798

Related:
>>11104125
http://pastebin.com/mXg23X6W

/jp/ needs a loli harem, ha ha!

petting a flat chested girl is like sitting on a rubber glove full of cold jelly

Tits are awesome

tits are fat, so oppais are fat.

Im sorry but I prefer a slim pettan

>>11088594

I live on a mountain, my favourite MTG colour is red and I like 'em big.

>>11106820
This. I'm no fag; why would you want to shag some cunt whose rack sags???

And when you think about it, 2D is ALWAYS 'flatter' than 3D!

I'm attracted to them regardless of their chest size.
Chihaya is my favorite Aidoru but Mami is my favorite Madoka.

>>11107075

>>11107075
I suspect you have never seen a woman in your life. Even small breasts sag, anon. They look like badly done hotcakes.

>Facebook

Konata gets it from her dad on webcam, and gets it from her dad up the butt and gets it from her dad just in general! Ha haa!

yeah

>>11107087
Nah, dawg, but real wimmin suck anyways. 2D never sags, just like I said before! With 3D, you gotta' pick and choose, but eventually, you're gonna' get burned. It's better just to stay pure and stick to 2D.

>>11107102
What?

>>11107084
Da fook? You some kinda faggot-ass half-nigger Cuban gangster wannabe or something?

>>11107139
Why is that black man touching her?

>>11107146
u jelly?

>>11107140
lol you heard me.

And check out the lucky star beach orgy fanart, holy shit.

>>11107140
Everything he said is most likely true considering their personalities.

>>11107146
I'm a real nigga too. You got a problem with that?

>>11107149
I just don't like seeing blacks in JAVs.

>>11107151
I wanna see this! You got a source? I need some ideas, considering that I would like to start my own shrine maiden harem some day (either that, or make a game where the player does this virtually)...

>>11107154
Are you the guy who scientifically removed seeds from watermelons?

>>11107234
Yurrh man, that's me alright! I'm a REAL muthaphukkin' G!

>Tits are life, ass is hometown.

Little girls and flat chests make my dick rock hard.

I'm not very picky. Only thing that bugs me is oppai loli, looks weird to me.

>>11107332
Excuse my rudeness, but what is this from?