/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Girls using the "word" dude is very unattractive.

Touch what?

>>11086815
I have a feeling I'll be obliged to pay for the privilege...how much? I won't pay any higher than $10 for a feel, and $20 to suck.

This thread is shit, fuck off.

>>11086830
Girls talking like boys is very attractive to Japs.

>>11086830
I think it shortens emotional distance quite well.

>>11086830
``Wanna touch 'em?''

>>11086815
I don't like direct girls.

"Right on, babe"

>>11086858
What are you so afraid of?

Sanae is very cute.

>>11086854
Now that's a little rough and direct yet cute and playful. I like it.

>This is a female body.jpg
Come on, I am not THAT pathetic. I've seen a couple of naked girls.

>>11086830
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this
Every time a girl types dude or says it over a mic it feels like she's trying too hard to be "one of the guys."

I hate Sanae so fucking much...

but I wanna touch her breasts

>>11086869
I just prefer a more reserved, shy type.

>>11086887
I say the same things about a lot of girls with considerable big boobies.

>>11086850
Are girls willing to do this? I'd like to feel breasts just to see what they're like. Ones like Sanae's would be nice, firm and large in the hand but not big saggy blobs or small little fatty pancakes.

Westernized girls don't seem to care about who looks at their breasts and I'd be willing to pay ten or so bucks to satisfy my curiosity.

>>11086896
In Japan this is a thing. I don't know about the sucking part though.

Maybe at an adult con? I've never heard of this elsewhere.

>>11086896
Strippers,anon, strippers.

>>11086906
I don't want to feel up a woman who has the body of a stripper.

Just a regular girl would be preferred
Maybe I should just get a gf

>>11086906
I've never heard of a strip joint where you're allowed to touch.

>>11086911
That's what the private dancer rooms are for.

>>11086910
whoa, stop with the crazy talk

>>11086910
Wow, you're so confident anon. I don't think i could ever talk to a girl.

>>11086919
I was caught up in the moment and started talking big
I see maybe 1 girl my age a month, I don't even know where they go all day

>>11086896
Don't do it man. I once got depressed about my virginity and wanted to lose it to a prostitute. I felt like shit for even saving some money to do such thing.
That's how those stingy thoughts get you: First is curiosity and then obsession and then you start to regret your decisions.
Buy some toy and play with it.

>>11086850
I would pay $10, but only if they're real.

>>11086922
Why do you regret it?

>>11086921
>I don't even know where they go all day
Probably to the magical world that girls always go.

>>11086901
I know they AV hand shake meeting here you can pay extra to touch their breasts.

where can i apply to get a gf like milk?

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/08/27/japanese-charity-breast-squeeze/

>>11086896
>Westernized
The sex trade is universal and as old as history itself.

Eastern women are just as willing to sell their bodies as western women.

And hey, let's face it, we would all be better off if people dropped their hangups about treating sex as a commodity. People will always be willing to trade or barter for a service that they want but cannot access for free; why should sex be any different?

>>11086927
Because it was one of those moments when you are depressed for a stupid reason and you blame some other aspect of yourself, in this case it would be my virginity.
I just felt disgusted with myself and decided that if I ever get the chance to have sex, which is at this point non-existent, would be by normal means and not by doing something desperate like that.
Sorry for the blogshit.

>>11086935
Do you get to squeeze all 10 girls?
Oh man, I hope they had a variety of sizes so you can see which feels best.

>>11086945
I don't think feeling a tit would be such a life changing thing

>>11086970
Do you have to pay or is it like a sample?

>>11086978
Baby steps.

>>11086985
It's free. They're just advertising their game.

I do often wonder what a boob feels like. Can it really be that soft?

>>11086970
Is shit like this just plopped in the middle of a store or is this some adult section?

How would a mom with her kids shopping react if they just saw this sitting there?

>>11086995
I like to think that it's like touching your ass.

Don't buy any of those fake boob toys. They're just stress balls.

>>11086995
1. puff your left cheek
2. touch

>>11087003
do you even lift

Boobs look really soft to sleep on.

>>11087013
I prefer softy asses.

lol...my breasts are about the same size and that artist has no idea how breasts work...

>>11087022
you must be hella fat, man. get some excercise

>>11087022
Man boobs don't feel like real boobs.

I want my breasts touched, too!
And I'm a girl!

"Unf Unf. I'm going to cum inside you, Sanae-chan!!!"
I said as I poured my seed into her.

"Oh sure go ahead. It's not like you worthless neet sperm can get me pregnant or something" She said as she keep watching TV while I fucked her


At a molecular level, my spermatozoa was working at getting through the corona radiata in her Oocyte.
"If you work, you lose", "I'm not a slave to the biological machine", "Why is life so difficult? I haven't even been born and I'm behind the race"
"The DNA I carry is worthless and rotten, life would be better if I just died."
They said.

Eventually my sperm committed mass suicide inside her womb, because it was easier than being born and go on living.

Most 3d breasts don't even look attractive

Saggy blobs of pasty fat
I imagine all the good boobs are reserved for 7/10+ hot dudes

>>11087048
>>11087048
My favorite are the big, natural ones with that little bit of sag.

I miss peeping when my cousins were taking baths. I miss a lot of things.

I want to act like a naive, innocent, low-testosterone, sexless buffoon around a girl, until she feels comfortable enough to plop her huge, saggy tits out and let me see and feel them for the first time!

>>11087057
Let's hope your strategy works.

>>11087057
Why not pretend to be the gay best friend?

>>11087057
Speaking as a naive, innocent, low-testosterone, sexless buffoon I don't think your plan will go over well.

In fact your best bet is to act as extroverted and swag as possible. That puts girls more at ease because you don't look like you're hiding anything or have ever had a real thought go through your mind.

>>11087057
>I want to act like a naive, innocent, low-testosterone, sexless buffoon around a girl
Are you sure it's an act?

>>11086928
Gensokyo?

Sure, I'll touch them.

god damn i hate it when girls say dude unironically

fuck off

>>11087075
I hate when people can't use proper capitalization and punctuation.

>>11087072
Breast shouldn't wiggle like that with a bra. She is not using a bra, is she?

>>11087089
They look perky. Wouldn't they be saggy if she wasn't wearing one?

>>11087086
look at you using proper grammar and caps like a real grown up adult big boy

fucking loser

>>11087089
Obviously not.

Trust me on this, I have experience.

I am a professional photographer.

So much virginity ITT.

>>11087090
Why can't you die already?

Real-life breasts are so strange. They vary so wildly, and it seems like 90% of the time they look awful.

>>11087096
I want to lose my breast touching virginity, not my virginity virginity, I want to keep that.

Its my dream for a nice touhou with good breasts to rest them atop my head mockingly

>>11087093
Not all breasts are sagbags, just most
I read something about bras actually causing sagging rather than helping it

>>11087096
I can't helped it.

>>11087109
But are they soft?

>>11087113
>I read something about bras actually causing sagging rather than helping it

/jp/ Friday night reading.

>>11086815
she seems kind of smug

whats the catch

disgusting slut >toplel

>>11087043
This is my fetish...

It would be nice to have boobs and wear tanktops during summer without bra underneath. And also shorts without panties while we are at it.
Ah, the things that I am missing for being a boy.

>>11087119
What else is on the agenda for the /jp/ book club?

>>11087136
Whoa, that's a good one.

>>11087096
ITB*

sanae a slut >lel

>>11087148
Cute spoiler dude

Hi I have breasts

Yes they are soft, no you can't sleep on them because a lot of the time they are sore (around the time of menstruation, you keep forgetting we bleed four days of the month don't you? tsk tsk)

Anon was right in saying you have to act extroverted or girls will think you have something to hide. If you like shy grills you obviously can't wait for them to approach you first. But fuck all that, stay in your comfort zone /jp/!

P.S. you will never know the glorious feeling of holding your breasts while jumping up and down.

>>11087610
Don't act like you have something special, men have breasts, too. They are just highly underdeveloped breasts that can't create milk.

>>11087610
>Anon was right in saying you have to act extroverted or girls will think you have something to hide

I think girls need to just accept the fact that different types of guys exist and if they think they might like one to make a move on him. Lots of men like aggressive and loud girls, some like quiet shy girls, but they're always expected to make a move.

Other way around doesn't exist.

I will not call you an attention whore because you answered questions and info dropped so that's pree coo.

>>11087610
Why don't you take birth control?

>>11087623
Because I don't have a boyfriend at the moment, because condoms exist, because they make you bloated and extremely sick for the first two weeks until your body adjusts to them

>>11087627
Why should they? Girls are wired to go for dominant men. Even most unattractive girls get approached so why would they stop to think about that?
Reality sucks, sorry.

>>11087662
But condoms don't let you experience the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>Even most unattractive girls get approached so why would they stop to think about that?

Because then they get into a shit relationship.

If you're going to tell me these women don't get abused and tooled by these guys, then whatever. The majority of relationships end badly.

If going through a bad relationship, breakup and suffering whatever the consequences of that is worth being initially picked up by a rad loud aggressive dude, then OK. I guess I don't particularly want to be in one if that's what women would prefer.

Why would anyone be ashamed that they spent money on a girl to fuck/feel up? You have a resource that is valuable, just as you would if you were using charisma instead. They're both resources that everyone wants. I know I wouldn't have any more respect for someone just because they got pussy by "building a relationship" with someone. You get what you want either way. There's no shame in not desiring to build a long term emotional connection. In fact, that seems pretty effeminate.

>>11087684
Kill yourself.

When it was just virgins having a talk about boobies this thread was kind of cute.

But now that there are women talking about how much they love their boyfriends sucking on their tits its disgusting

>>enter a relationship
>>try my hardest to not be abusive or too controlling
>>end up a passive bitch
>>she leaves me because I'm a pussy

True story.

It's like they WANT me to be a violent alcoholic rapist.

>>11087662
Well men are hardwired to want sex with women and yet men don't go around raping all the women that they see.
It's called being a civilized human being capable of controlling your desires.

Where did all of you normals come from, get the hell out of /jp/. Why don't you go discuss this shit on /soc/ or /r9k/, what the fuck.

>>11087692
Well that's what these stupid women do. They ruin things. It's clockwork.

>>11087627
That won't happen because they don't have to. When there are 8 guys out there who willingly approach and spend money on a girl why would they bother with the nerd who looks like them but doesn't shower them in praise?

This is why Japan's birthrate sucks. I don't think it'll happen to such a degree in the west because of the yoloswag culture.

I would kill every woman on the internet in real life if it was legal

Sorry I ruined your thread /jp/ QQ

>>11087674
lmao, I think I'll live.

>>11087684
Shit happens. People tend to settle. If a hot girl threw herself at you but was a little nutty I'm sure most of you would stick around at least a little bit. Abusive relationships are fucked up but they happen.

>>11087700
Humans have morals. A conscience. Whether that's intrinsic or not I couldn't tell you. If girls approached you all the time would you stop and contemplate what the loner girls must be feeling? Probably not.

I just want to grab some boobs!

>>11087738
Word.

>>11086922
Why would anyone be ashamed that they spent money on a girl to fuck/feel up? You have a resource that is valuable, just as you would if you were using charisma instead. They're both resources that everyone wants. I know I wouldn't have any more respect for someone just because they got pussy by "building a relationship" with someone. You get what you want either way. There's no shame in not desiring to build a long term emotional connection. In fact, that seems pretty effeminate.

>>11087728
>>11087662
>>11087610

>>11087738
If I let you, can I crush one of your testicles?

>>11087728
>If girls approached you all the time would you stop and contemplate what the loner girls must be feeling?

Yes, actually
But I guess thats just me being a human and not a drone controlled by their vagina.

>>11087743
Like a boss.

>>11087746
So stop responding to her.

It's gonna be a long Summer.

>>11087728
So moral = a situation that benefits women?

It's alright for men to constantly be treated like shit, but when it happens to women it's immoral?

>>11087747
When you sat crush you actually mean fondle, right? If that's the case then let's do it.

>>11087748
Yeah if you ended up in a girl's body with the mind that you have now. Not if you were born and raised a girl. Learn to put yourself in other peoples' shoes.

Why do females on 4chan always strut around with this air of superiority

>>11087768
It's because they are really men trolling.

>>11087771
milk is confirmed for female

>>11087762
I'd like to focus all my weight on my heel and step on it. Is that fine?

>>11087759
Are you really this stupid or can you not tell the difference between breaking a moral code such as raping someone and acknowledging introverted men?


>>11087771
this

>>11087778
Confirmed? As in there are pictures of her vagina?