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feeelio when i cant even beat one on NORMAL dude

No.
Hell, I haven't done any on normal. But I keep trying.

>>11061856
I don't even play Touhou games. I just come to /jp/ to shitpost and post waifus.

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>>11061856
you're probably the only one on /jp/ who isn't
top 10 score rankings 1 cc no bomb lunatic dork

>>11061856
Your probably the only one on /jp/ who has even played a touhou game

>>11061856
I can't even get past patchoulies stage let alone sakuyas on normal without dieing a lot or going through most of my continues.

>>11061872
What does the "top" prefix mean? I dont get it.

I can only 1cc on normals and beat a few extras

Am I the only one in /jp/ who doesn't have a cute bf?

>>11061901
No.

>>11061883
Its a metaphor for Chen's inner self suppression of exfoliating compressed air; symbolizes unconditional love and support, as well as regret and nostalgia for the life Chen lived before being forced into hiding.

>>11061856
Yes
2hu is fucking easy

I haven't even finished a single Touhou game on normal difficulty without using continues.

>>11061866
great post

Dude, I haven't even beaten any game on normal.

>>11061883
The original hat said ``top gun'' so photoshopping it to say ``top [blank]'' makes it more recognizable

>>11061883
original pic was a screencap from Workaholics, a sitcom on Comedy Central

It's just an appearance we keep up, like pretending /jp/ can speak Japanese or doesn't watch Japanimation.

Don't worry about it, OP.

Most of the people here are too impaired to actually play games and just shitpost al day.

>>11061883

It's a brand new epik meme based off the Top Lel meme.

>>11061883
top gun hat

>>11061883

Came from "top lel".

>>11062406

>>11062329

>first touhou
>fourth try on EoSD on normal
>beat it, but only by using all my bombs and continues, and I had 3 lives left
How much of a shitter am I?

are you guys seriously I am working so hard to 1cc PCB normal and I'm going to do it but I thought that was like nothing to you guys

danmaku too stressful

I haven't done so on normal. Been trying since 2007.

>>11062676
That's pretty okay for a complete beginner I guess, any prior shmup experience?

>>11062952
First time shmup.

I have finished every game on normal without continues and i also got those extra endings in TD for having enough bombs left. I honestly have no motivation to even try Lunatic clears, since you don't even get anything special. I think only 1 Last Word in IN even required you to play on Lunatic to unock it.

>>11061856
Just when I was getting good a TH6 I got curious on TH11.

That shit its really FUN, I cant get past Yuugi's last spellcard. heck boss 2 makes me waste continues.

I know that feelio, OP!

>>11061856
I can't beat any of them on Lunatic, much less 1cc.

It's part of what draws me to the games, though. They're fucking hard and even after playing for years there are still aspects of the games I haven't come close to mastering.

Sounds gay but I'm just keepin' it real.

>>11061856
only otakus do that

I can't beat normal

Danmakus are a fucking joke, especially 2hu. Once you get the whole peripheral vision thing down theres nothing to it.

>>11063073
The challenge is what you get. That should be enough.

I once 1cc'd EOSD on Lunatic. Never did 1cc any other difficulty.

I was using Reimu.

>>11065404

Is this reality?

>>11066369
I don't think so. I just opened TH12 and did ReimuB lunatic. I tried to unfocus my eyes and use peripheral vision. I guess it kind of worked because I made it past Nazrin's first spell but I ran out of lies on Gold Detector.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sucks at it

>>11063605
subtle burn
dissing our otaku cred
just showing up here to post this shit and leave like you didn't say anything offensive
not even gonna sage

>>11065404
How do I master peripheral vision?

I die regularly on the third stage of most arcade games, don't feel too bad.

I don't even play 'em anymore tbh

i've only 1cc'd the fighters but those don't count

I can't even beat IN on easymodo.

>>11061856
No you're not. Am i the only one who thinks "Am i the only one" questions are stupid? Of course you will never be the only one.

>>11067267
Now that's pathetic.

>>11067264
Because the fighters fucking suck.

>>11067277
I'm the only one who has my DNA.

>>11067282
sounds like you just suck at fighters

>>11067430
Your muslim loving government has some. So does anyone you've come in contact with (albeit a very small number in your case, I would assume)

Why is Reimu such shit in EoSD

>>11067433
I'm pretty shit at fighting games(and generally hate them) but I'm not too bad at the 2hu ones. Maybe that means they're not very good. Doesn't bother me any, though, I think they're pretty fun.

>>11067433
No, I love fighting games and I'd like to think I'm pretty decent at them. The touhou fighting games are just jumping around and shooting projectiles. They're shit.

>>11067588
Because needle reimu is the default best pretty much forevermore after that, discounting the MoF glitch.

>>11067652
Most of projectiles don't mean shit if you can graze and pressure correctly.

>>11067724
What do you mean by ``pressure''?

>>11067793
Attack persistently. I can't really explain it but you pressure your opponant so they make mistakes.

>>11068064
I thought it was assumed that everyone would always attack. There's no point in stopping.

>>11068080
If you just spam like a retard, there are multiple ways to deal with that, so yeah, there is a point in stopping.

>>11068096
A "retard" would not make many moves because she would not understand the controls.

>>11068080
I don't know about the touhou fighting games but if just keep attacking they'll block your shit and you'll get punished.

I have never completed one. I have only played the EoSD, the fighting games, and one of the more recent ones (maybe 11), though, that was only for a few minutes as I didn't understand the new mechanics.

>>11068104
Okay.

I get carried away with trying to increase my potential score and end up making fatal mistakes as a punishment. As such, I've never beat 11 or 12 successfully on Lunatic.