/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's my daughter.

i wish

A pathetic pile of pixelated pussy

My future wife (she doesn't know it yet)

homu

She stopped being a loli.

As for me, a relative. She brightens my days with her cuteness and giggles. I could talk with her for hours even though she's nine years old.

>>11004975
How did something like that happen?

>>11004974
How often do you have the pleasure of seeing your loli relative?

Additionally, thanks for all your loli threads! They're heartwarming.

>>11004996
She lives fairly close so usually once or twice a week, and always on holidays. Holidays are the best because she gets to stay up past her bedtime.

Two of my nieces. One is really sweet, but doesn't talk much. The other, unfortunately, is horrible. Loud, rude, and just generally unpleasant to be around.

a few years ago, i was close to a ridiculously adorable girl who's the daughter of my mother's ex-husband (they're still friends). we lived a state apart. she called me "long haired dude" for obvious reasons. sometimes she would cuddle up in my lap when i was on the couch. on her ninth birthday, we walked together to a gas station a few blocks away, and talked about nothing much as the sun set. but it was nice. she fumbled with the 20 dollar bills her father had given her to pay for a bag of skittles. once we played hide-and-seek and she intentionally followed me into the closet under the stairs and sat on my lap in the darkness, waiting for someone to find us. things culminated one evening when we were on the bottom floor of my sister's house playing catch with a little football. she looked to the window, while we were playing. eventually, she said, "hey." she walked to the window. i followed. the lights from the school football stadium nearby were reflecting on the water of the pond beyond the backyard.
"it's so pretty," she said.
i didn't see her much after that, having to return home shortly after. last i saw her, it was for a relative's birthday, and she had a friend with her. she referred to me by my first name as we said "hey." that's all we said to each other. i haven't seen her since.

le childfuck face

I have no lolis in my life right now, and I hated them when they were.

>>11004996
>>11005004
No, they are creepy.

>>11005017
You need to look at them from a different angle.

>>11005023
Like looking under a loli's skirt to see her bald pussy?

>>11005015
>she referred to me by my first name as we said "hey."

This sounds horrible. Maybe she would be embarrassed calling you by your nickname in front of her friend.

moot is going to ban these threads if you don't stop making them

No. My uncle's son has two loli daughters but I avoid contact with my family other than my parents.
And children's unpredictable nature actually makes me uncomfortable.

>>11005024
That's too lewd and lolis usually wear panties or shorts under their skirts to stop people like you from being lewd.

>>11005004
That sounds like a lot of fun.

I actually have a position volunteering at an elementary school, in a 2nd grade classroom. When I had classes, I could only volunteer once a week. The school year is over now, but when I could go I always had a lot of fun and smiles with the girls there. One girl always played checkers with me on the Fridays I could be there. So I wouldn't say I have a loli in my life, but I as of a few days ago I stopped spending time with them about as often as you do.

>>11004948
My niece and I mostly ignore her.

One of our teachers got arrested for trying to have sex with the kids in our school when I was in the fourth grade.

>>11005051
That's mean! You should spend some time with her.

>>11005028
moot would personally delete these threads on sight. it doesn't matter how much you make them, they aren't allowed either way.

>>11005027
i was just a few weeks from 17 at the time we were particularly close. now, i'm just a few weeks from 19. despite whatever memories still glaze over my thoughts two years after it, i think that "conversation" was an indication of the end.
though, she wore a pink & brown striped scarf that day. two years ago on her birthday, before we went to the gas station, we sat out on the driveway of her family's old home (they've moved since) and made chalk drawings. she said she was interested in fashion and colors. i had a person in a pink t-shirt with a brown button-up shirt.
"i really like those colors!" she said.

>>11005155
Thank you for sharing your story.

>>11005145
The difference here is that they are getting into the spotlight because of how common they are

Remember what happened to NEET threads once they started staying up 24/7? Yes, the very fate awaits loli threads

>>11005181
Loli is the fuel that has powered 4chan for almost a decade. No one will ever kill off loli.

>>11005189
Not anymore. The average poster on 4chan is probably very anti-loli. And anti-otaku culture for that matter.

>>11004948

No, but there's going to be a dick up your ass once the FBI puts you fucking sick monsters in prison for you perverted minds

>>11005219
What are you going on about?

>>11005205
moot doesn't want pedophiles on his website. /l/ was deleted in 2004. he has since expressed this through various other ways like his hatred for /i/nvasions. huge moralfag.

>>11005251
I know that. But I think that even if moot was pro-loli it would still have turned out this way.

>>11005251
No one gives a fuck about what moot thinks or does these days. Or in the past. Or ever.

If you ignore lolis, they tend to grow up into sluts. When that happens you'll have nobody to blame but yourself.

Not loli, but 16. I'm madly in love with her. And she won't ever find me attractive. So I'm sitting here getting drunk in my underwear drowning my sorrows, because the closest I can get is rubbing her used underwear on my face and jerking off when she's not around.

Pic so related it hurts. *wants to cut myself* Also these asterisk are both ironic and unironic.

Sorry for 3DPD blogpost.

thank the gods no

>>11007106
You have access to her used underwear?
...is it your sister?

>>11007106
16 is really old.

>>11007333
>You have access to her used underwear?
Yes.
>...is it your sister?
No.

>>11007499
>16 is really old.
It's still very young.

>>11007527
tell us mane

>>11007527
16 isn't even loli age. Too old.

I have a cousin that I see all the time. We go shopping, have tea parties, and watch little girl shows together. She's adorable.

She's a bitch who almost got me sent to prison because she made up some stuff to get out of trouble for something she did. They are no exception to the cold heartedness of females.

I got nobody in my life

>>11007562
das it mane

>>11007567
>16 isn't even loli age
I know. Children aren't attractive, duh.

>>11007589
They're attractive in their own ways.

>>11007569
This is the kind of life I want to live. You're very lucky.

>>11007626
If I ever have a little girl, you can hang out with her and come on picnics with us.

>>11007663
>If I ever have a little girl, you can hang out with her and come on picnics with us.

The next thread should be about if you've ever hung out with a loli and her mother/father (as in not as part of a family gathering, and worded better)

Tales of bros and lolis and lonely milfs with cuter daughters.

>>11007589
>children aren't attractive

white girls get ugly during puberty

well, most white girls

>>11009531
Very cute, I love the head and shoulder size. But I think there's something wrong with her right arm.

I like to pretend I'm a loli.

>>11004991
Somebody must have secretly injected her with an aging serum that took away her eternal youth.

>>11015331
Life is a lot better when you act like a carefree loli.

>>11015350
I do things lolis do too. Dress up, playing with dolls, playing games for little kids.

I love it.

>>11015387
Do you think doing things that lolis do will help a person become friends with a loli?

>>11015721
No, it will make people think that person is weird..

> walking through town with friends
> decide to go to subway
> Hold the door for everyone
> See the cutest loli with her mom coming
> hold the door for them
> "What do you say to the nice gentlemen hunny?"
> loli hugs me with a big smile and says thank you

I'm glad I didn't stay home to study.

>>11015742
>with friends
Well that's a first here.

>>11015742
Small interactions like this always, always brighten my day without fail. Is it because I'm a pedophile? If I weren't, would I still enjoy those things?

>>11015766
The pure kindness of a loli touches us all, regardless of who you are.

>>11015766
And by 'things like these' I mean things like having a loli smile at you, or wave at you.

>>11015766
You would probably be annoyed at having to deal with someone else's kid.

>>11015773
I'll believe this.

I have 2 cousins who are 5 and one that is 7, two of them are sisters and hardly leave me alone when I see them every few months. The younger sister told my aunt she was going to marry me
I might be teaching her to swim better this year too, and hopefully help her get over her fear of the dreaded pool vacuum

>>11015868
>The younger sister told my aunt she was going to marry me

How do things like this normally turn out?

>>11004974

What do you talk about with her? What kind of girl is she? How old are you? What is her relationship to you?

There is something I want /jp/ to know...I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC News, and we're doing a story on...adult predators online who try to solicit young teens for sex. And if there is anything else you'd like to say, we would love to hear it. Otherwise you are more than free to delete your posts.

>>11019863
Your show hasn't aired for years.

The NSA knows you like little girls /jp/

it's funny how blogging on /jp/ is completely accepted as long as it relates to kiddie-fucking.

>>11019950
And?

>>11019993

Janny arrives!
Purging threads left and right, but leaving this one?
Wow!

>>11019963
Please wait warmly
FBI is working hard

>>11019795
I'm 23 and she's one of my cousins. It all really started a year ago when I got the chance to go on a trip with her family. In the car she would poke me and stuff and laugh, and I didn't tell her to stop because she was having fun and I didn't want to ruin anything for her. A few days after we returned when I saw her next she whispered to me that I was her boyfriend and that she wanted to move in with me, and then just a couple of months ago she told me I was her pet. During these past months whenever I would visit there, or when we saw eachother at family gatherings and she would always poke me in the side from behind as her greeting and usually spend time with me or does stuff with me.

Usually when she talks with me she'll just talk about all kinds of stuff. Usually it's things that are happening in her life, or things that have happened, but she seems to always have something to tell me. I don't talk about myself much so one day while we were on the couch she started asking me about stuff like how old am I, have I had a girlfriend, have I kissed anyone, ect. Her face was really close to mine during that time and it was a bit weird, but I don't blame her for being curious. She's still a kid after all.

I can't think of any way to describe her other than the archetypical little girl. She's very pleasant to be around and always brightens my spirits. I may be coming of as excessive by now, but I feel very lucky to be around her and I couldn't be any more happier knowing that there are still girls like her out there.

Do you think I or any of this is weird?

>>11020097
>Do you think I or any of this is weird?
Yes, you're being a huge retard for not setting acceptable limits for her behavior.

>>11020097
> Do you think I or any of this is weird?

You sound like a pedophile. Please remove yourself from the vicinity of children.

>>11020107
I don't think she's crossed any 'limits' so far.

>>11020097
It depends, did you give you a color and hit you with a riding crop when she said you were her pet?

>>11020131
>did you give you a color

*did she give you a collar

>>11020107
>>11020113
He hasn't done anything you atomized stooges.

>>11020131
No, she said that since I was her pet she could climb/crawl on me or torture me whenever she wanted. I explained this a day or two ago and like I said, the only thing that's come from it so far is an increased amount of hugs and other things like that.

>>11020097

Seems like an average little girl.

I like these threads. It gives me a chance to bleed out my troubled past and probably entertain anons. It's true win and win situation.

>>11020157
You should fuck her. That's 100% the right thing to do in this situation.

Sooner or later, she'll become an old washed up slut, and won't like you any longer. This will happen, typically, when she is around 13 years old.

You don't have much time remaining, so strike while the iron is hot.

>>11020143
Well, no shit. That's what I wrote.

>>11020143
He's posting about his affection for little girls in a thread full of pedophiles on a board full of pedophiles. He's probably a pedophile.

>>11020193
What is a person supposed to do in that position?

>>11020185

Don't do this. You're supposed to keep them away from bad influences.

>>11020215
Tell the girl what's appropriate. You don't go around telling people 14 years older than you that they're your pets and slaves, at least when you're ten.

>>11020231
I'm not an idiot. Of course I won't do that.

Informing the mother would also be natural.

>>11020232
I really don't mind and in the end, where's the harm? It's just a bit of fun on her end right?

>>11020238
Is it really that bad? What would I even say?

>>11020251
>It's just a bit of fun on her end right?
She's literally trying to learn how to bend adults to her will just for the heck of it.
>What would I even say?
Simply tell her what's going on.

>>11020261
Don't listen to these insane shutins. As long as her parents know you're spending time together and you don't do anything stupid you'll be fine.

>>11020261
>She's literally trying to learn how to bend adults to her will just for the heck of it.
You know, she won't turn into a lolita until AFTER someone sexually abuses her.

>>11020291
>you'll be fine.
I'm uninsane enough to get upset at this post.

>>11020311
He'll be fine, she'll be fine, it'll all be fine.

>>11020261
>She's literally trying to learn how to bend adults to her will just for the heck of it.

She doesn't treat any of her older brothers or her sisters or parents like she treats me, so I'm fairly certain that's not the case. If I told her mom I can almost guarantee that she would start laughing and tell me to stop taking her seriously.

>>11020319
How fine? Ron Paul fine?

>>11020329
>She doesn't treat any of her older brothers or her sisters or parents like she treats me, so I'm fairly certain that's not the case.
How is this supposed to make any sense? Of course she doesn't - you're the dweeb who allows it.
>I can almost guarantee that she would start laughing and tell me to stop taking her seriously.
Well, why won't you do it?

>>11020238
>I don't want this to be a big deal or anything but Loli has been hitting on me lately and it's kind of making me uncomfortable.
>What the fuck Anon, she's nine. She doesn't think about that sort of thing.
>I'm just saying! There are a few situations I could bring up in which-
>Pervert. Stay away from my daughter. Wait til your parents hear that their boy grew up to be a sick pedo.
>But I...!
>Get out of my house!

>>11020336
Too fine to do time.

>>11020234
>I'm not an idiot. Of course I won't do that.

I think you have a bit more growing up to do if you genuinely believe expressing your love is "idiotic."

>>11020363
You should just hurry up and give him the revelation he's supposed to have upon completing his growth.

>>11020345
>How is this supposed to make any sense? Of course she doesn't - you're the dweeb who allows it.

Because by seeing how she treats other people, how she treats other adults, I can see that she's not "bending adults to her will".

>Well, why won't you do it?
>>11020344

Anyone Here Sexually Attracted To Children? Just Post Your Full Name And Address If So.

>>11020825
Let me just look for the president of the company that fired me.

My older brother's stepdaughter, she thinks me and my brothers are the coolest uncles ever, normally when I go over to my brother's house I play the digital versions of resident evil 1-3 on the ps3 and the girl watches, its funny a 9 year old girl doesn't get frightened at the jumpscares in resident evil but grown men on the internet freak out

>>11020825
Sex offenders register.

There's a lot of lolis in my life. Cousins, fist cousins mainly, and two second cousins. One of the first cousins.. well, I'm attracted to her. I don't think they dislike me, they probably think I'm a little weird, probably mainly because of medium-sized hair despite being a male. Though my first cousins don't really care much about it, I even asked the one if she likes it on me or would rather have me with short hair and she answered it's OK. So I guess, I have a couple of loli cousins that don't care much about me. When they come over I'll just have some fun with them, play around, they like hide-n-seek and other, typical games like that. Also they like board games and various games with cards. One of them is a dumb cunt though, I don't like her.

Well, I have my imouto. But she's 14. Anyway, we are very close.

>>11020908
You mean you fucked her?

>>11020902
Board and card games with lolis are the best.

>waits for moot to show up

>>11021068
>who u quot?

>>11021073
Noone, more of an emote. I'm new to 4chan

>>11021082
*picks up spork*
Me too.
*high five*

>>11021083
*emotes like this from now on*
*high five*

I always love this threads, it makes my heart feel warm because there's so much love

Why do you like lolis so much /jp/?

>>11021556
Because we're pedophiles who deeply deny being pedophiles and pretend we have morals

>>11021556
Lolis are embodiment of pureness, cuteness and perfectioness.

>>11021566
>>11021563
Wanting to have sex with a child is a mental illness.

>>11021570
Your mom is a mental illness

>>11021570
No, it's a mental disorder.

>>11021570
Please explain as to why it is while not using arguments based on morals.

>>11021578
Children don't understand sex and are not developed enough to have it anyway.

>>11021579
So if I explain sex to a child and just do oral with the child it won't be a metal illness anymore?

>>11021582
Explaining it to them doesn't change anything.

>>11021582
Explaining sex to a child causes development issues. They call it molestation for a reason.

>>11021586
Why not?

>>11021590
Why would it?

>>11021556
Because having a daughter would be nice. I'd have someone to love and a reason to live.

3D or 2D /jp/?

>>11021592
I can only assume that children aren't mentally prepared to handle sex yet. There have been studies done that show such things.

>>11021579
>Children don't understand sex
Wrong. The reasoning using that fact is just based on moral beliefs that lolis are not able to think for themselves. The act of sex is merely an act of pleasure and hasn't that much to do with morals, once you started she's free to tell whether she hates it or loves it. If you continue when she states that she hates it, then yes you're in wrong, otherwise no problems here.

>not developed enough to have it anyway.
Again wrong.
Her body may not be developed enough to have a child, which is debatable, but otherwise it's like I said a pleasure of the flesh. Obviously if you're trying to fit in a porn-start-sized dick, you're wrong, unless she states that she actually likes it.

>>11021597
So if I tell a child that babies are created by sticking a penis into a vagina they will go insane and have a brain implosion?

>>11021600
Yes

>>11021601
I'm going to try that right now with my young sister and see if that's true.

>>11021599
No it's not you fucking liberals.

Sex is a sacred act, you don't just go having sex with whatever you like. Even a dog has more control than you...

>>11021600
She'll turn into a cock craving whore when she grows up.

>>11021604
She's turn into a cock craving whore either way buddy

>>11021603
Enjoy losing your virginity in prison.

>>11021606
Fuck off you fucking liberal I can fuck every children I want you sensitive moral liberal faggot

>>11021608
Why would I go to prison?

>>11021606
Dogs don't have control at all, they even have sex with puppies. Wait, you were being sarcastic. Carry on.

How come the loli threads always have people arguing but the homo threads have people enjoying themselves?

>>11021614
Molesting your sister.

>>11021618
So because I tell her how babies are born I'm molesting her? Why are you people so sensitive about sex?

>>11021620
Because you are ruining someone's life.

>>11021616
Because homos are the new cool thing are loli is still "weird" for the new influx of liberal retards.

>>11021616
One is a group of sexually repressed basement dwellers and the other is a group of sexually promiscuous normals?

>>11021606
>Sex is a sacred act, you don't just go having sex with whatever you like.
Explain as to why it is a sacred act.
With the evolution of our current society, sex is merely an act of pleasure and is used secondarily for its real purpose, reproduction.

If sex was indeed a sacred act, people wouldn't do it so casually.

>Even a dog has more control than you...
Dogs are having constantly sex in the streets, even in front of thousands of people.
To be precise, they engaged in sex whenever the female is asking for it by using deep howls that could be heard up in an average radius of 700m.
In contrast humans can control themselves, as they will wait to be either at home or at an hotel. The people doing it in the street are merely satisfying their "moral" fetishes.

>>11021628
How? Where I live we learn about sex at a young age and people turn out perfectly fine and without everyone being extremely sensitive.

>>11021620
Feminists claim that children get braindamaged from seeing their parents fuck. I guess every peasant born before 1900 was traumatized for life.

>>11021631
I think you're on the wrong board dude, like what the fuck are you even doing on a weeaboo loser board if you have a normal life?

>>11021639
So knowing about sex with make me a mongolian?

>>11021632
>sacred act, people wouldn't do it so casually

People who do it casually are faced with divine punishment (STDs). That's why it's "sacred."

>>11021633
Enjoy your shitty mongol society.

Jesus christ you pedophiles are fucking freaks

>>11021637
You misunderstand, I think the homos should leave.

>>11021641
You probably do it on horseback, too.

>>11021643
Okay

>>11021646
I'm a horse-riding mongolian now?

>>11004948
Yes, she is my victim

>>11021651
Oh god I love seeing loli pantsu crotch like that.

>>11021638
Not really actually.
It has nothing to do with sex, but with people not picking correctly their partner. Obviously, before engaging in a sexual intercourse with someone, it's common sense to verify whether she's clean or not. We can't blame stupid people for being, well, stupid.

>>11021636
Feminists are liars and you shouldn't pay attention to them.

They totally eclipsed the fact that children will know early what their parents are doing without seeing them, but by hearing them. With their curious nature, they understand soon enough what's going on in that room.
Otherwise parents shouldn't be allowed to even kiss in front of their children, which is more damaging as the child will wonder why the parents are not showing any kind of affection towards them.

>>11021643
Pedophiles? We are not pedophiles, you're misunderstanding something here.

>>11021663
>it's common sense to verify whether she's clean or not.

Do you want to pay for multiple doctor visits? It works if you have only one partner, but not quite so for promiscuous people.

I would cuddle the fuck out of a loli to keep each other warm in the winter.

Image is my ideal loli.

>>11021669
Brown lolis are gross

>>11021668
>Do you want to pay for multiple doctor visits?
Sure. If someone refuse to do that and contract STD, it further proves what I said earlier : He's an idiot.

>>11021674
No, you are gross. Little brown girls are the best.

>>11021669
Wow, such a slut. Shitskin=shit taste. Your loli will be raped by a dozen disgusting fat men. Have fun cuddling with a broken, cum-drizzled little bitch.

>>11021677
Do you know how much it costs to test? Each test cost $50-100 depending on the disease being tested for. Even if you only tested for the major ones, it would cost $400. Now you are doing that with multiple people, it can easily end up in the thousands.

>>11021684
It's just a suntan. You can tell from the fact the she has pale skin under her clothes.

>>11021689
I never said that it wasn't a pain to do that, I just said that it would be common sense.
Now, no one is stopping people for doing the tests or not, but if they refuse and contract STD, it has nothing to do with a divine retribution like >>11021638 mentioned, it's just about them being stupid.

If you want to have sex with an Asian loli then you're a race traitor.

>>11021756
Don't worry I prefer white girls.

Not really, I have a fear of children.

>>11021756
Nah, getting a Russian loli is easier. I wouldn't have to travel far either.

>>11021756
I want to have sex with a mediterranean loli.

Yes, she''s a bitchy imouto.

Why are little girls so wonderful and why are little girl haters so vile?

>>11021794
pics please. If she's such a bitch you wouldn't mind if I masturbated to her pic, right?

>>11021803
Basic human emotion : Jealousy.

They have to keep face with society while we don't really care about such a thing, so we're having fun instead of them.

>>11021803

Because fear-mongering society and people overprotective of their children by making them fear everything, thus spreading it some more.

What makes me so fucking mad is how people keep robbing children of their agency. It's what made me hate adults when I was a child myself. If someone applied the same type of arguments they use in the interest of "protecting the children" on other groups in society like negroes, women or the elderly there would be a fucking shitstorm.

>>11021878
Because kids are in the process of learning about the world and themselves.

What they need to figure out how to do well in school and how to have fun friends. Thats what their brain capacity is limited too. They are physically not equipped for sex, neither in mind nor in body.

>>11022050
Your brain capacity is limited to posting inane shit on the internet.

>>11022061
Your mother

When I met my girlfriend she was 14..Now she is 16, does that count? I mean, she still looks the same to me.

>>11022074
Why do you have a 16-year-old girlfriend? That's pretty creepy.

>>11022151
6 years difference is not that much.

>>11022158
I'm pretty sure that's illegal in many states in the U.S.

And dating a 14-year-old at the age of 20 is creepy as fuck.

>>11022192
It's not in Europe. In fact, it's pretty common.

>>11022192
Yeah, maybe Facebook is willing to agree. Maybe you could go over there and tell them how "creepy" it is to have a romantic or sexual relationship with someone who is plenty mature, both biologically and psychologically (though you might not think it, normie) enough to have sex.

>>11022209
The brain does not completely develop until 25. A 14-year-old cannot comprehend the concept of sex and it's implications.

>>11022213
Why does it has to come down to sex? I haven't had sex with her.

>>11022217
Still, the relationship involves a massive power imbalance allowing the 20-year-old to to take advantage of the 14-year-old, sometimes even accidentally. This is why relationships like this ought to be avoided.

>>11022209
>(though you might not think it, normie)
But you are the normie here.

>>11022235
Fine, fine. Avoid looking at unbiased facts and statistics and instead just spout the pseudoscience that society tells you is true. The bias against pedophilia is an archaic invention made to control and regulate marriage and make virginity into a commodity, and it's still around today. Dozens of properly sourced and tested papers have been written on the subject, only to be taken down by authorities because "muh archaic tradition".

>>11022235
She's pretty mature for her age, otherwise I wouldn't date such a young girl. She is pretty down to earth and understands the concepts of a relationship and sex. We share common interests and she enjoys being with me, so I don't really see a problem. I don't mean any harm to her and after 2 years I've come to see she is a great loving girl.

I like little lolis.

>>11022240
Hm, keep on believing that, "truNEET". It's summer vacation, so you'll be truNEET and anti-normie for three months, right? I think it's about time for you to ask for your pocket money so you can hold a six-hour LAN and watch SAO. Oh, how jealous all your friends on Facebook will be of your truNEETdom.

Little girls voices are so sweet. I like to play youtube videos of people with their children just so I can hear a cute little girl's voice.

I hope one day to invent a device to transform my voice into that of a little girl. That way I can say lewd things and play them back and pretend that a cute little girl is saying them to me. If I win the Nobel Prize for the device I"ll be sure to mention /jp/ n my acceptance speech.

>>11022264
this is making me cringe so hard, anon.

>>11022276
Sorry

What happens if your imouto did this to you?

>>11022304
Did what, crouched in front of me?

>>11022730
Can't you read?

I always knew you guys were total creeps. Stay away from children and pregnant women. And the elderly and disabled just in case.

>>11022304
I'd hit her on the face and tell her to never squat again.

>>11020385
>Because by seeing how she treats other people, how she treats other adults, I can see that she's not "bending adults to her will".
You, as a person, are an adult. You belong to the group of adults. Because she has received or realized to expect counterreactions from other adults, she is now testing how you react. When you try out things with other people, one person suffices.

>>11022743
why pregnant women and the elderly too? are you saying /jp/ers are disease carriers?

>>11022730
Showed her panties in an attempt to seduce you because you're a pedo.

Ages ago I would have a little girl wash my back. We would bathe together. It was so fun and bonding. And very gay.

>>11022818
Just like this.

>>11022818
>And very gay.

Gay in the sense that you were a queer for hanging out with a girl, or gay in the sense that "btw I'm a girl"?

>>11022881
i leave it up to your imagination

>>11022891
I choose to imagine that you were a tomboy who tried to keep male friends and convince them all you were actually a boy, but none of them believed you.

>>11022792
Those kinds of things don't actually happen.

>>11022879
It's ending, right? Where is my season 2?

>>11023128
And what if it did?

what the fuck have i done

How long until the SJW crowd become pro-lolicon and general society regards them with the same relative tolerance they do for the fags?

>>11023628
That'll never happen. Teaming up with fags got the gays on their side, but allying with lolicons would damage their reputation while gaining only some neckbeards as allies.

>>11023628
At least 100 years, if it ever does happen.

>>11023518
I don't know. Life would be a lot more fun I guess.

>>11023670
From what I've noticed there have been some pushes, but they were very minor. Stuff like San Fran declaring pedophilia a sexual orientation.

I reckon once transfuckers are legal it'll be the lolicon's or incest up to bat next.

>>11021669
This loli is nearly perfect. If her hair were just a bit longer, or done in a ponytail or twintails she would be perfect.

>>11023670
>Teaming up with fags
Didn't Nambla try this already?

>>11023628
Gays won't reproduce anyway. Molestation, on the other hand, damages the fruits of reproduction when they're most vulnerable and the damage caused will have unquantifiable, extremely long-term effects.

I want to fuck a loli.

>>11023858
You can't say that, but you're more than welcome to think that.

>>11023862
Why can't I say that?

>>11024047
You may be placed under some sort of surveillance or something.

>>11024051
Everyone is under surveillance by the NSA

>>11024057
A pedophhile may be placed under 'special' surveillance.

>>11024059
It's not like I want to have sex with a real child. I want to have sex with a 2D loli.

>>11024064
Sure you do...

>>11024097
It's true though...
3D is disgusting.

there was once. then she got old, abandoned me and got family and career.

quite the opposite of me.

>>11024102
3D little girls>Loli

>>11024318
Fucking pedo freak

>>11024318
Fucking pedo freak

>>11023708
More likely to be zoophilia. Nobody cares about animals, but people care about children.

>>11023708
There are surprisingly a lot of people who think an animal cannot consent to sex.

>>11024335
I think incest is most likely.

>>11024325
>>11024330
Hating pedophiles doesn't make you cool or superior, especially not when you're probably a pedophile yourself. 2D, 3D, it doesn't really matter, an attraction to children, real or not, is pedophilia.

>>11024349
but m-muh lolicon!

What if I only like 2D loli and only when it's loli-shota?

>>11024347
Is it just me or is our whole world falling apart.

Don't forget hebophilia.

We MIGHT see a push to lower the age of consent due to there being a different between a fucking 15 year old and a fucking 9 year old.

15 year olds fuck pretty well, by the way.

>>11024349
But i really think 3d children are kinda of ugly and annoying

>>11021661
Like that is oddly arousing.

>>11024347
Of course they can't consent, but nobody cares about animals really. If you can prepare fois gras, I don't see why they would object to kinky goose sex.

>>11024378
I doubt people are going to consider teenagers adults any time in the near future. If anything, consent would be pushed up to 21, not relaxed to 15.

>>11024400
That's dumb.

I guess we still have this odd notion that adults are any different from teenagers except for the fact that adults have more experience.

Either way, we need to have everything on the same level? Consent, military? 18. Drinking? 21. Makes no sense.

>>11024405
That's because teenagers are high risk for drunk driving. If there is any more teenage pregnancy, they might be considered high risk for that too and the age will be pushed up. Luckily for teens, teenage pregnancy rates are pretty low at the moment.

>>11024382
Nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying that being sexually attracted to 2D children and claiming to not be a pedophile is kind of dumb.

>>11024395
The fact that there's no consent means they think you're raping the animal, and as everyone knows rape is really bad.

That aside, I wonder how many lolis do stuff with their dogs. Dogs often need to be trained to perform penetrative sex with humans, but most dogs will readily lick vaginas, right? Getting licked has to be pretty common, right?

I just want a loli in my life, we don't even have to fuck. Maybe one I can take care of and cook for and tuck in at night. Hopefully I would be able to help her change clothes or take a bath every once in a while, though.

>>11024452
I'm pretty sure the only way to get a loli like that is to be her father. I don't think brothers or uncles or cousins do that kind of thing.

>>11024471
How can you get the sex right? I want to have 2 daughters.

>>11024687
Adopt.

>>11024687
Adoption

>>11024687
Keep fucking until you get two daughters. Or do it the Chinese way.

>>11024687
I don't know. It's going to be horrible if I have a kid and it's a boy. I want a little girl only.

You could always adopt. That way you can hopefully find a really cute girl instead of hoping your own kid is cute.

>>11024425
Please respond

>>11024731
It's pretty much impossible to get a loli girlfriend, let alone marry one.

>>11024694
>>11024698
>>11024704
sensible people

>>11024699
narrow-minded sociopath

>>11024471
You could also marry one.

I had a loli in my life until last year when my imouto turned 13 and her breasts started to develop.
I miss her.

>>11024733
You need to be a rich muslim tycoon.

>>11024730
B-but my genes

>>11024742
But you could have a full blooded Asian daughter.

>>11024742
I really doubt anyone here is a rich muslim tycoon. Most people here are just nerdy guys in their twenties.

I don't think lolis really go for guys like that.

I had a tsurupettan I was head over heels for in high school. The feeling was mutual but she rejected me when I confessed and only once I was over her after graduating from high school and two years of lovesickness did she tell me she'd loved me all that time. Fucking reals, haha. Anyway, our high-school friend circle still meets up every new year's eve. At the last gathering, we gave each other back massages and she was wearing this loose shirt so I was massaging her bare, smooth skin. aaaaaaaaaa

>>11024769
This post is meaningless without an age.

>>11024769
You should marry her.

>>11024769
>she told me she loved me all the time

I bet she didn't get your letter.

>>11024772
counter-age

Don't forget to go places with the loli.

>>11024769
That doesn't make any sense. Why would she reject you if she loved you all this time.

>>11024783
She's tsundere.

Thinly veiled pedophilia thread.
Why aren't these being deleted?

>>11024786
Who's veiling?

>>11024786
entrapment

>>11024786
Why are you bumping?

>>11024772
We're both 19, but have you ever seen one of those girls that doesn't get voluptuous at all? One that just retains their cuteness from childhood? She's one of those. Also for some reason her hair is a strawberry mix of red and blonde instead of being one or the other, and she doesn't get ginger-level freckles even though she's fair-skinned.
Also in high school she never dressed up but the few times of seen her since then were ridiculous. She wears the cutest, frilliest shirts, and also yoga pants because why not
>>11024774
I may have gone that route if I was still in love with her. But in my senior year of high school my friends hooked me up with a kouhai girl who liked me, and I convinced myself to fall in love with her to get over the loli. that relationship's over because well, I'm the kind of guy who visits /jp/. now I'm emotionally over the first girl and we've moved on with our lives, so that feels like it's too late.

>>11024811
>because well, I'm the kind of guy who visits /jp/

No you're not

>>11024786
Are you new here?

>>11024811
You shouldn't even be posting about her in this thread.

>>11024811
>I'm the kind of guy who visits /jp/.

Now let me tell you about all my relationships! With girls my own age, no less!

Kill yourself.

>>11024821
The entire thread is approximately this shitty.

>>11024776
>>11024783
I don't pretend to understand women... after I confessed she actually told me she liked me too, and we got kind of shyly cutesy for a week, but then she abruptly stopped talking to me for a week before she texted me telling me she wasn't interested.
>>11024785
Actually this sounds pretty accurate. Most of the girls in our class called her a bitch behind her back, and she would totally flip out on people. I thought it was cute, and she never screamed at me so I guess that was the dere.

>>11024796
Five or six more posts until it can't be bumped, might as well.

>>11024818
Yes this is my first post on /jp/. Is it normal to have a pedophile infestation here?

My family recent had an extended family outing and barbecue. Thus my cute little nieces came over and so I decided to play with them. So they climbed into the hammock and I pushed it so that they could be swung back and forth. Children are funny, the older one would say to her younger sister "She wants to kiss you, uncle!" and she would blush and start giggling as I say, "Noooo~ that's gross!!"

>>11024841
A thread like this is fairly normal on /jp/. What's not normal is to have it stay around for this long.

>>11024821
I'm sorry, but if it's consolation, the vast majority of 3D women are as shitty as /jp/ says, even if you guys just say it spitefully
Anyway, whenever I try to give a /jp/er life advice they say they don't want it, so you guys should pick one. Either accept help improving your life or don't bitch about people who were like you and improved it.

>>11024843
Posts like this are why I like these threads.

>>11024847
What /jp/ objects to is even the notion that their life needs improving.

It may or not be be true, but it's bad form to talk about it.

>>11024847
Summerfag detected. I can't wait until fall.

>>11024847
>don't bitch about people who were like you and improved it.
Yes, you obviously haven't lurked at all. This is the eunuch league.

>>11024847
That you've improved is relative.

>>11024847
You just need to fuck off.

>>11024856
>>11024857
>>11024865
>>11024868
>>11024870

>>11024877

>>11024843
Did she coyly follow you and approach you alone afterward, locking the bedroom door behind her? And as she's approaching you, she tells you she knows what an adult kiss is, but she's never done it with boys her age because they're immature? And you think you know what kind of kiss she's talking about until she unzips your jeans and pulls them down and you realize that her short, adorable body puts her face at level height with your throbbing cock? And she's so close to it that the only barrier stopping it from caressing her face is the tiny layer of cotton provided by your boxers, and she already has her lewd hands on your waistband?

>>11024882
Assuming he's not in the NBA I think lolis come up to around belly buttom height.

>>11024828
but it's ok because lolicon

>>11024888
b-but mah boner...

>>11024847
>people who were like you and improved it.
>improved

Are you honestly trying to say you "improved" your life by becoming a giant normalfag?

The irony and gall of this nigger offends me. Someone shut this trash up.

>>11024918
If it helps, when you hug a loli from that height she's pretty much rubbing her chest on your penis area.