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are you a good christian /jp/

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I used to be an altar boy when I was still a little kid.

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Yes, I need supernatural protection from the reptiles

>> No.11001552

Most of the time, yeah. Not always.

>> No.11001558

being a christian irl is not as cool as my japanese cartoons and video games make it be

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>>11001562
hahahaha :D

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I'm a sinner.

I'm sure I'll pay for it later.

>> No.11001588

I don't masturbate and I'm saving myself for marriage with my boyfriend.

>> No.11001586

I wen't to a catholic school as a kid and I was an alter server. Basically like the Priest's little helper boy. I would prepare the communion ritual and take care of things. It's true that for some reason Priests seem to be attracted to little boys. Me and my friend has to service his cock every morning before mass, he loved to lick our butt holes and made us each spread his cum all over our hands like moisturizer. He wasn't like other Priests though, he was not that old and was actually a pretty handsome fellow. I think I sort of enjoyed being used in that way.

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>>11001586
¿If I'm a priest and say I'm a gay pedo, can I get altar girls instead?

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why are nuns moe /jp/

>> No.11001626

>>11001609
because they reject lewdness

>> No.11001628

>>11001626
and because they wear cute outfits and strive the pure maidens

>> No.11001629

>>11001626
Are nuns into hugging

>> No.11001635

>>11001609
I always thought nuns were creepy.

>> No.11001630

christian school ruined my life

>> No.11001637

>>11001630
Any other kind of school would have crushed a weakling like you.

>> No.11001641

>>11001629
maybe they will hug you to comfort if you are feeling down

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>>11001641
Where are nuns usually found, I want to be motherly comforted and not have it turn out lewd

>> No.11001643

>>11001637

Not really. My 3rd grade teacher hated me so much, she made sure to keep me behind a grade. Her husband made sure to give me hell before I went home.

I did fine in public school.

>> No.11001650

>>11001645
on churches

>> No.11001652

>>11001643
you sound like a gay bitch
are you a gay bitch

>> No.11001652,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>11001652

I'll be gay for you if you want me to.

>> No.11001652,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>11001652,1
stfu

>> No.11001652,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>11001652,2
Why are you scared of gays? Is it because you are a repressed gay?

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