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What non-lewd things would you like to do with a loli? As for me, I would like to make cupcakes together.

>> No.10962119
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10962119

I'd make her a small set of armor and we would go to war together.

She would be my Hephaestion and I would be her Alexander.

>> No.10962123

>>10962119
Alexander wasn't white,

>> No.10962127

I would like to pillage the treasures at the depths of the ocean with a loli.

>> No.10962128

>>10962119
War is no place for a loli.

>> No.10962131

>>10962123

He was white.

The people from that region didn't become dark skinned until later on.

>> No.10962132

We could play Monster Hunter together. As long as she isn't a longsword or switchaxe user.

>> No.10962143

Hmmm, I would enjoy painting and also hiking with a loli.

>> No.10962144

>>10962131
So he was a Guido?

>> No.10962148
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Teach her how to shoot

>> No.10962149

>>10962144
He was Macedonian. Not white by /pol/ standards, but nobody cares what /pol/ thinks.

>> No.10962151

I'd take her into the woods and raise her out there, away from the corruptions and evils of modern society.

We would live in a cabin forever and hunt together and grow plants together. It would be like Harvest Moon.

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We could get some juice maybe

>> No.10962161

I wish I had whatever captivation with children you guys have. 2d/3d children aren't appealing to me sexually or in a fatherly sense.

>> No.10962169

Lots of things. I would love to cuddle on a rainy day, we could go for a walk in the park, go shopping! We could sit and talk about fun things or watch TV.

>> No.10962172

>>10962143
Do you think a loli would enjoy hiking? It'd be great to hike to some mountain tops or hidden areas and play around or have lunch. In particular I find the idea of hiking to some swimming area with a loli and then going swimming with her to be a particularly attractive idea.

One day, hopefully. One day.

>> No.10962175
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10962175

Teach her magic

>> No.10962179

/jp/ clearly wants to have a children

You should fine a gurl and marry her

>> No.10962187

>>10962179
I'd rather marry a fellow /jp/sie and adopt.

>> No.10962188

>>10962179
There are other ways to get access to a loli other than getting married and waiting for six or seven years for your daughter to get to loli age.

>> No.10962191
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>>10962179
I've been trying to.

>> No.10962195

>>10962188
That's illegal

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10962198

Jam ``it'' in.
If you know what "I" mean.
*wink wink* ;)

>> No.10962201

I would plant a garden with her in our yard.

>> No.10962203

>>10962195
It's not illegal to be friends with a loli or to spend time with loli relatives.

>> No.10962215

>>10962203
I'm calling the police

>> No.10962225

Dress her up in cute clothes.
Play video games with her.
Go on bush walks and to the beach with her.
Do some gardening and housework with her.
Make a pretty cake and let her lick the bowl.
Relax by a fire and read a story to her.

>> No.10962229

>>10962187
JC how horrifying (for the loli)

>> No.10962230 [DELETED] 

/jp/, if you had the chance to sex a loli and you had no chance of getting caught, and also the loli has a magic vagina so she won't die when you fuck her, would you do it?

>> No.10962233

>>10962225
Somehow I get the feeling that if I tried to dress a loli up in cute clothes she'd run away from me.

>> No.10962235

i would make a fort out of couch cushions and keep her safe from monsters and read her a book to sleep

winkin blinkin and nod probably

and while she is asleep and making gentle little breathy noises i would kiss her gently on the forehead

then i would go to bed with happy tears spilling into my ears.

also i would probably pat her on the head at some point

>> No.10962238

I would fart on things without her knowing and then make her touch them.

>> No.10962246

play hide and sex

>> No.10962250

>>10962246
seek*

gomeansai

>> No.10962255

>>10962246
>play hide and sex
isnt that called rape

>> No.10962256
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I'd make cream pies.

>> No.10962258

>>10962255
Not if you're the one hiding.

>> No.10962261
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All of these things sound great to do with a loli. I wish I could have the pleasure of doing them with one.

>> No.10962266

Does anyone know where I could find some pretty pictures of Japanese kids? Preferably with long hair and thick winter coats, but any would do.

>> No.10962279
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>>10962266
Police evidence locker.

>> No.10962284

>>10962279
I'm not looking for CP or anything like that.

>> No.10962290

>>10962256
I know this probably was meant to mean something sexual, but cream pies are actually really simple to make and would actually be the perfect type of pie to make with a loli.

>> No.10962299

>>10962266
>Preferably with long hair and thick winter coats
Wait, you mean kids as in goats?

>> No.10962314
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>>10962299
I mean kinda like that

>> No.10962318

As for me, I would like to make cupcakes together.

>> No.10962329

>>10962314

dey look like some smarmy cunts aye
fukkin pakis

>> No.10962395

Is tickling lewd?

>> No.10962403

>>10962290
>would actually be the perfect type of pie to make with a loli.

Aww yeah

>> No.10962405
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>>10962395
Depends in where you tickle

>> No.10962414

>>10962403
It really is, and it'd be lots of fun.

>>10962405
What parts are lewd?

>> No.10962428

>>10962414
The hips, armpit and the peepee

>> No.10962441

>>10962428
Are hips even ticklish? Regardless, I'm glad the tummy and sides are safe.

>> No.10962445

Raising a daughter into a fine woman!

>> No.10962448

>>10962441
sometimes my mom pokes me in the hip and i cringe and pull away cause im so ticklish

the answer is yes

>> No.10962461

>>10962448
Your mother is a pervert for tickling your hip if hips are one of the perverted areas to tickle.

>> No.10962481

>>10962172
>>10962143
>Hiking
Loli hiking includes riding on your shoulders

>> No.10962483

>>10962266
Nobody knows? I want these photos really bad...

>> No.10962489

>>10962445
What's a fine woman?

>> No.10962492

>>10962481
I've often wondered what it'd be like to carry a loli on your shoulders for an extended amount of time. Would her thighs get all sweaty and sticky? What if she wore a skirt, what would you feel against the back of your neck?

>> No.10962493

>>10962441
If somebody would lay their hands on my hips I would find it very intimate.

>> No.10962508

>>10962493
Are there acceptable forms of intimacy you can share with a loli?

>> No.10962562

>>10962508
An honest to goodness, real life, 3D loli? Yes. Whatever her parents allow without calling the cops. Have you never had a niece or anything? Sheesh.

2D? No. Cartoons are intangible.

>> No.10962566

>>10962562
You can still share an intimacy with something that's intangible.

>> No.10962567

>>10962566
Mentally, yes. Physically, no.

>> No.10962575
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10962575

Play Twister.

>> No.10962597
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play videogames, if she doesn't like videogames she's not worthy hanging around.

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Drive long roads to the beach in one warm summer afternoon while listening to nice music and watching her sticking her head out of the window with her hair getting messy from the air. We arrive and settle down in some cheap place near the beach, that has nothing more than a bed and toilet. We're tired and we get in bed. Weather is too hot and she removes everything without her undies, embarrassed gently lays on my chest while I stroke my fingers through her hair and we fall in slumber. Next day we go to the beach. She has never been to the beach before and is excited. I watch her play in the water while I lay under an umbrella and open a can of cold beer. She comes to me and asks me if I want to join her, and even though I don't like it at all I go with her and play with her in the water. Then, we make sandcastles together and cuddle.
...Sigh.

>> No.10962628

>>10962562
I only have cousins.

>> No.10962639

First thing I'd do with a loli is go to Thailand and sell her organs, skin, everything. All I need is money

>> No.10962651

>>10962639
but that's lewd

>> No.10962655

Maybe I can play with her hair and try to do different styles and then she can try to style mine or put makeup on me or dress me up in girl clothes.

>> No.10962655,1 [INTERNAL] 

wwtbd

>> No.10962689

>>10962626
I'd like to do something like that with my cousin, but my family would find it strange.

Even non-lewd things are forbidden now. I'm gonna kill myself.

>> No.10962696

>>10962639
Don't be greedy. Donate that loli skin to underprivileged children.

>> No.10962726

>>10962314
Those are like thai/hawaian or some other low-blood asian imigrants, not japanese.

>> No.10962727

>>10962639
What people do for money!

>> No.10962730

>>10962179
Women are gross dude.

>> No.10962732

>>10962730
It's true, but don't say that in a loli thread. It makes normals think that we like children because we can't handle women.

>> No.10962736

>>10962161
Why do you wish to be cursed like this?

>> No.10962750

>>10962314
They look like ugly bullies.

Can you post cute 3D lolis like someone did in the last thread, please?

>> No.10962753

I have an 8 year old sister and we chill. She enjoys watching me play videogames but sometimes she wants to play and it sucks. Last time I tried letting her play BL2 with me she was aiming at the ground half the time and running and hiding for the rest.

>> No.10962761

>>10962753
I would like to play video games from my youth with a loli.

>> No.10962771
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>>10962689
Is she cuddly towards you?

>> No.10962788

>>10962771
She is cuddly towards everyone. I'm the only one that actually enjoys playing with her all the time, but I'm shy and don't want to do all the silly stuff that many of her games require me to do.

>> No.10962792
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>>10962761
>you will never grow up with a little sister

>> No.10962796

>>10962753
Is she ugly as everyone in your family? Is she cute? How many times have you seen her naked in the last two years?

>> No.10962805

>>10962788
>many of her games

Does she make up games and include you in them by default? Basically, are you a plaything for her? That's always a fun relationship to have with a loli.

>> No.10962808

>>10962796
She's adorable. My family has good genes, i'm the only one who turned out fat. I'd probably be pretty cute too if I wasn't.

>> No.10962811

>>10962792
All the guys with cute little sisters I've ever seen treat them like shit. No exceptions.

Maybe they become annoying after a while? Or maybe you only become a lolicon if you never have a cute sister to cuddle with?

>> No.10962833

>>10962811
That's because they're usually spoiled rotten because they always get their way because they are cute. They become insufferable.

>> No.10962864

Would you constructively and responsibly discipline a little girl, /jp/?

>> No.10962864,1 [INTERNAL] 

So since this thread is janitor approved does this mean loli threads are no longer banned? If so, then why was I muted and hit with a 30 day ban for posting a thread almost exactly like the OP?
Is it too much to ask for some CONSISTENT moderation on this piece of shit website? fucking fucks

>> No.10962879

>>10962788
How old is she?
Here's what you do. Tell her about a great place (the one you want to take her) and afterwards say something like "Maybe one day we can go there" and if she agrees tell her to ask her parents if she can go there with you but tell her not to tell them that you asked. If you are near you can laugh awkwardly and say something like "Sure, I have some free time to take her if she wants to"
Something like that will probably work, make it as if it's not your wish, but hers.

>> No.10962884

>>10962414
The tummy.

>> No.10962905

>>10962879
Thank you for the advice. But why do I have to act like it doesn't make me realy happy? That's what bothers me. Society is fucked up.

>> No.10962914

>>10962113
There is nothing adhering those decorations to the cupcake. A layer of icing should be applied before adding decorations.

>> No.10962921

>>10962905
No, don't act like you're not happy about it. Act like you think it's cute.
And yeah, society is fucked up indeed. You're on one of these places that helped in making it like that actually. It's really sad. I love lolis, but I would never do anything lewd with them, I simply want to see them happy.
When I was younger, I would have never thought I would want this, but now I just wish one day I will marry a nice girl and have a daughter that we can take care of and protect.

>> No.10962929

>>10962921
Kill yourself before it's too late.

>> No.10963002

I've been reading many children's books lately and enjoying them.

They are pretty shitty for an adult like me, but they make me feel like a kid. Or rather, I like to imagine how a loli's mind work while reading those books. It's really strange.

>> No.10963114

>>10962792
Tai was a fag.

>> No.10963131

It seems fatherly instincts are awakening in anons. How awful.

>> No.10963136

>>10963002
Old ladies like to collect and read children's books too. It goes right along with /jp/'s tea and dolls.

>> No.10963144

Pat on head
Hug
Tuck in

>> No.10963203

>>10963131
I hope half of these are officials.

>> No.10963386

>>10962489
One accomplished so.

>> No.10963529

>>10963131
Fatherly instincts? Nah. I want to take care of the loli and make her happy, but I also want to be her friend AND her boyfriend.

A part of me is really mature but the other wants to be a kid again. It's a mess.

>> No.10963535

>>10963136
Does /jp/ like Barbie? I think she is disgusting.

>> No.10963549

Adventure. I wish for her to see the beauty of the world and smile and see miracles everywhere.

>> No.10963574

>>10963549
Just being able to take the kid somewhere would be a miracle in itself.

>> No.10963603

>>10963574

Yes, travel is kind of expensive. Walking everywhere is an option but a kid shouldn't be living on the streets or in the trees like a hobo. I don't think I'd take her to any big cities, I'm not really a fan of cities.

>> No.10963621

>>10963603
Why would a loli like you and why would their parents think it's okay? You can't even talk to children nowadays.

>> No.10963628

Do all the stuff I didn't do with my sister when she was a cute loli, like play videogames together and watch movies she likes and stuff.

I regret it now.

>> No.10963629

>>10963621

That's why it's a what if situation, I already know it won't happen. Maybe I'm too fixated on wanting to take care of someone.

>> No.10963641

>>10963628
It's never too late

>> No.10963662

>>10963628
Why didn't you do any of that when she was a loli?

>> No.10963679

>>10963673

There's nothing wrong with having sex with children.

>> No.10963672
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Lots of things gardening going to the park taking her to the library and seeing what kind of books she wants to read. Playing games cooking heck even cleaning up can be fun if you have enjoyable company.

>> No.10963673

/jp/ is getting more and more 3D. Sickos.

>> No.10963674

I have a little sister who's actually at loli age, but she's not cute - I've yet to see a 3d child who's cute - and has an awful personality.

>> No.10963684
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>>10963674
Make her into good person anon!

>> No.10963681

>>10963662
He was too busy fapping at the thought of raping her.

>> No.10963689

>>10963684

Even if this was possible, she'd still be an ugly child with a good personality.

>> No.10963692

>>10963673
Most American lolis are insufferable spoiled brats. That doesn't mean all children in the world are like that.

>> No.10963705

>>10963689
How is she evil?

Also, does she get bullied for being so ugly?

>> No.10963700

>>10963674
Is she ugly or something?

>I've yet to see a 3d child who's cute
You are beyond delusional. There are cute little girls everywhere.

>> No.10963701

>>10963692

how jealous do europeans have to be to blame everything on americans 24/7

jesus christ

>> No.10963710

>>10963700

Thanks for letting me know that having different standards of beauty from you makes me delusional.

>>10963705

No, my parents are gigantic idiots who ruined her personality as soon as they had the chance.

Also she's home schooled because they're afraid people outside will realize that her parents are shit, so she can't exactly be bullied.

>> No.10963716

>>10963674
How is loli Emma Watson not cute?

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>>10963716

She's cuter in her adult form.

>> No.10963735

>>10963701
Europe is already infected by the American influence. Morals, culture, food, music... Your country is a cancer and should be exterminated.

>> No.10963738

>>10963692
I have a thing for spoiled girls, but Americans take it to a disgusting level. And they like awful things.

>> No.10963742

>>10963710
Claiming that you have never seen a cute 3D child is something that delusional pedos in denial do very often.

>> No.10963748

>>10963725
Only her hairy pussy is cute. Everything else is worse.

>> No.10963750

>>10963742
That's funny since only a pedophile would find a young girl cute.

>> No.10963758

>>10963735
They can't influence Japanese people that much, so they are trying to make their government ban pedo stuff in order to "improve relationships" between the two countries.

>> No.10963762

>>10963750
>>10963725
That doesn't answer my question

>> No.10963840

www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-child-stars-go-crazy-an-insiders-perspective/

> When I was 12 years old, I made the mistake of looking myself up on the Internet. One of the things I found was a foot fetish website dedicated to child actresses.

>Then, two or three years ago, I was talking to a friend and casually mentioned the foot fetish thing. Her eyes went wide. "So, basically, you were on a child porn site?"

>If you ever need to convince someone not to get their kid into show business, inform them that it's still legal in several places to Photoshop a child's head onto a nude adult body. Sexual exploitation is just part of the package.

Mara Wilson is a moralfag now. How does this make you feel, /jp/?

>> No.10963882

>>10963840
It's understandable. I mean, if I was a little girl and saw stuff like that being associated with me, I'd be pretty annoyed too, especially since that's not what I wanted people to like me for.

>> No.10963884

>>10963882
But she isn't a little girl.

>> No.10963895

I have an imaginary loli friend and always fuck her when I masturbate. It feels really good.

Am I crazy yet /jp/?

>> No.10963894

>>10963884
Regardless of how old I was at the time, that's just not something I'd want my fans to be doing.

>> No.10963905

>>10963840
All moralfags deserve to die, but I'd spare her life. I really loved her as a kid.

>> No.10963901

>>10963895
not really

>> No.10963911

>>10963882
It's not enough for women to be loved, it has to be done in their terms and in their terms only.

>> No.10963918

>>10963894

I got news for you hun. Fans are batshit crazy. Otherwise, "normal" people wouldn't give two flying fucks about anyone but themselves, and wouldn't care to be fanatical.

>> No.10963955

>>10963895
My imagination is awful. How can I improve?

>> No.10963967

>>10963911
b-but pedos don't love teh kids!!1

>> No.10963968

>>10963840

>it's still legal in several places to Photoshop a child's head onto a nude adult body

...Uh, yes. It is. The law doesn't cater to hurt feelings.

Maybe she shouldn't fucking click "<my name> FOOT SEX WORLD / REAL / FREE / 24/7" next time.

>> No.10963987

Why are these threads so thoroughly insane? They really stand out.

>> No.10964006

>>10963968
Who wants to see something like that anyways? I've seen an Emma Watson one and it just looks awful.

Also, why the fuck would anyone want it to be illegal? Adult bodies are legal, right?

"But it hurts my feelings!"

There could be edited pictures where you get killed or worse. Why do you only want to make the pornographic ones illegal?

>> No.10964011

>>10963987
Sex fantasies (about children, adults, animals, whatever) are always insane.

>> No.10964023

I think Michael Jackson just wished to be the little boy. I don't get the impression that he wanted to have sex with kids. Remember, that the whole scandal started in the early 90s because some kid and his family wanted to make easy money. The kid actually had to describe Michael's penis and then law enforcement examined his penis to see if it matched (it didn't). The whole thing must have been pretty humiliating, no wonder he ended up a nutjob.

>> No.10964027

>>10964023

>no wonder he ended up a nutjob.

In what way did he end up a nutjob? Because he had huge amounts of cosmetic surgery to cover up his vitiligo?

>> No.10964029

>>10964011
No they're not. I've read nice and respectful ones that aren't scattered between strong expressions of ironic bitterness.

>> No.10964035

>>10964029

XDDDDDDD

>> No.10964041

>>10964029
Oh wow the best thing ever just happened in real life. I was walking to the shop, and a super cute little girl was walking into her house with her dad. She stopped and said to me, "Hiya mate!" and I replied back, "Hiya!" (no anxiety at all) and she smiled as though the best thing ever had happened. Then as she was going into her house she said to her dad, "That's my friend!" and he said something stupid and grown-up like, "Okay, okay, get inside."
It made me really happy, and I immediately thought of this thread.

>> No.10964044

>>10964029
>implying /jp/'s captivation with children and their world isn't insane

>> No.10964046

>>10964035
Now my post is sandwiched.

>> No.10964050

>>10964041
>She stopped and said to me, "Hiya mate!"

Did she have a fucking bush hat and carry a combat knife too?

>> No.10964054

>>10964050
u wot m8

>> No.10964057

>>10964023
Why wasn't the kid required to prove it without bothering Michael? Why was he assumed to be guilty? Is it because he was "a weirdo"?

>> No.10964072

>>10964057
It's because he was a man.

>> No.10964076

>>10964050
u wot m8
i'll fockin hook u in the gabber m8
i swer on my mum m8

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/jp/ jp!! I maed it!! i became th elittle girl!!!! Im so happy!!

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>> No.10964125

I'd rather be a little girl, so me and daddy could do stuff together like watch cartoons, visit the park, and have ice cream together!

>> No.10964127

>>10964113
This made me think. What would happen to the brains of the /jp/ers turned into rather young little girls? The reduction of size would affect their intelligence. They would become the worst kind of shitposter.

>> No.10964129

>>10964115
Cute.

>> No.10964130

>>10964127
Not to mention the 18+ age requirement on 4chan in the first place.

>> No.10964133

>>10964127
If Anon were to turn into the little girl without retaining his current intelligence, he probably wouldn't be on 4chan at all. He'd be off becoming a slut like every other 3D piglet.

>> No.10964137

>>10964133
But little girls can't be sluts. They can hate you for being a nerd, but that's all.

>> No.10964135

>>10964125
But you don't actually want to spend your time with that old man that sleeps with your mom and keeps you alive. You are only doing it for convenience.

>> No.10964139

>>10964135
Yes I do. I'd be daddy's little princess!!

>> No.10964140

>>10964137
>little girls can't be sluts.

Sluts-in-training, then.

>> No.10964142

>>10964113
Do you want us to post some porn, kid? It'll be fun!

>> No.10964147

>>10964133
>>10964140
What if the little anon girl lived alone just like she did as a neckbeard? What would a little girl do alone all the time? She would probably forget her keys and get locked out of her house.

>> No.10964159
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10964159

>>10964139
The fact that you've got an ass is just mindblowing.

...

...

And that's why my dick is rock hard and you should feel embarrassed just for existing.

>> No.10964167

>>10964159
ummm i don't understand what you mean!

>> No.10964173

Would anyone care to do these things with a young girl in real life?

>> No.10964182

>>10964173
What do you mean?

>> No.10964191

I love doing arts and crafts with kids, and children think the ability to draw is a magical, fantastic power.

I babysit my friend's daughter sometimes, and she asks me to draw things and then colors them for hours. It's pretty adorable.

>> No.10964291

>>10964173
I wouldn't mind.

>> No.10964319

>>10964173

I'd like to do them with a 2d girl in some virtual setting.

>> No.10964321

I wanna get a kid pregnant!

>> No.10964327

>>10962187
I want to marry a eunuch trap and adopt a cute little girl.

>> No.10964348

>>10964191
Draw something for me.

>> No.10964353

>>10964319
What's wrong with 3D kids?

>> No.10964358

>>10964191
Trace something for me, please.

>> No.10964359

>>10964353

They're dirty and ugly.

>> No.10964361
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10964361

>>10964348

>> No.10964372

>>10964361
That's not cute at all. You're probably psychologically damaging your friend's daughter. She thinks you're a horrible person who makes her color in scary things but she's too polite to ask you to go away.

>> No.10964390

>>10964372
Don't look at me, I didn't draw that!

>> No.10964391

>>10964359
Not all of them. 2D kids can also be dirty and ugly.

>> No.10964397

>>10964372
You are talking like politeness matters at all when you've got an ass.

>> No.10964411

>>10964397
Everyone has an ass, what are you talking about?

>> No.10964418

>>10964411
Thank you for proving my point.

>> No.10964420

>>10964411
>Everyone has an ass
L-Lewd!

>> No.10964423

>>10964411
i dont

>> No.10964470
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10964470

>> No.10964476

>>10964470
Is that le young milky?

>> No.10964483
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10964483

>>10964470

>> No.10964488

>>10964483
Leaked ZUN character design

>> No.10964493

>>10964191
Don't say you can draw if you can't actually prove it or your comment is totally worthless.

>> No.10964498

>>10964493
I was just stating what I like to do with kids, you're not very nice. I'm not a very good artist.

>> No.10964506

>>10964470
Slut.

>> No.10964535

>>10964498
pls draw me a cat onii-chan!

>> No.10964536

>>10964488
No, that's a real life touhou probably related to Alice is some way

>> No.10964536,1 [INTERNAL] 

wwtd

>> No.10964745

>>10964536,1
u wot m8

>> No.10964745,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10964536,1
TWSUFUADTEJRBMOQCPAOWACSAC

>> No.10964902
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10964902

/jp/ at the computer.

>> No.10964989

>>10962788
I've noticed that little girls are pretty cuddly towards most people. I wonder why that is.

>> No.10965012

>>10964902
Why is there a car charger in a house

>> No.10965019

>20200000000000 posts and 2,5 image replies omitted.
every fucking thread

>> No.10965028

>>10965019
Thank god for that.

>> No.10965045

oneechans are better than loli
loli stinks

>> No.10965056

>>10965045
The stink is a good stink though.

>> No.10965061 [DELETED] 

BIG STRONG LOLI

>> No.10965113

>>10964902
That desk can't possibly be rated for that much weight.

>> No.10965174

Is it lewd if only I find it so?

>> No.10965183

>>10965045
What if your oneechan was transformed into a loli? Or had a loli body?

>> No.10965195

>>10965183

That would be cute. Then you could tease her and she'd be indignant but be unable to do anything to hurt you with her small, ineffectual loli body.

>> No.10965203

>>10965183
she would be perfect

>> No.10965251
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>>10962151
You. I like you. You're alright. I had the same idea when I was younger, only with three loli, and an abandoned castle.

>> No.10965276

>>10965251
Whoa! That's some high ambitions!

>> No.10965278

Did you know that lolis grow up? Now you do!

>> No.10965321
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10965321

>>10965278

I wonder why the 'EVA curse' only made Asuka stop growing once she hit 14.

>> No.10965334

>>10964127
there are surgerys where people have half their brains removed at a young age to avoid seizures, it actually doesn't affect their intelligence much; what will happen tho is a change in personality because of the hormones a loli body produces.. i think.

>> No.10965336

>>10965321
Did she ever board an EVA before 14?

>> No.10965353
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10965353

>>10965336

Not sure, but it doesn't make sense that she wouldn't have; she surely had some training before the age of 14 (as at 14 she was solo-killing Angels,) which would surely require her to be in an EVA.

But who knows if the 'EVA curse' even requires you to have been in an EVA?

>> No.10965373

I would go shopping with her, and take her to school every day, and be really cool and make snacks for her friends when they come over.

I've never even thought about doing lewd things with a loli. The idea of being nice to them and seeing their sweet smiles is more exciting.

>> No.10965384

>>10965353
>which would surely require her to be in an EVA.
Not necessarily, she could easily only have trained in simulators up to that point, especially considering how precious EVAs are.

>> No.10965409

>>10965384

Shinji trained in an EVA. It was an EVA hooked up to a simulation, but an EVA.

>> No.10965429

>>10965409
You have a point. Well, another theory would be that they stay at the age of sexual awakening forever.

>> No.10965460

>>10965429

asuka is sexual

>> No.10965480

>>10965276
Well, I wanted them to have sisters. You know, someone to play with and learn by, just have general fun with and look up to when I wasn't feeling quite up to it. Plus I feel a castle would be a nice, safe sturdy place to live. PLUS a castle would get an idea of nobility in their minds, possibly forcing them subconsciously to act more proper. Etc, etc.

>> No.10965489

>>10965334
I really need some documentation for this one. It's really just too unbelievable.

>> No.10965495

>>10965489

It isn't true.

>> No.10965517

>>10965495
Well, thank you.

>> No.10965518

Is it feasible to get a loli girlfriend?

>> No.10965543

>>10965518
How loli are we talking?

>> No.10965565

>>10965543
Maybe 7-11.

>> No.10965565,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10962864,1
Ia m trueley sorry for you lots.

Anyway for what it's worth there is a janitor who is usually active during the daytime in the US who deletes loli threads. When these threads are made at night they're kept clean and moderated until the other janitor wakes up/logs on and deletes them.

Some days he doesn't even show up. Today is one of those days.

>> No.10965582

>>10965565
I suppose it wouldn't be completely impossible, for certain definitions of "girlfriend".

>> No.10965598

>>10965565
Are you between 7-11 too? Otherwise, not feasible.

>> No.10965603

>>10965582
I suppose she'd be more like a close friend rather than a girlfriend. Someone to enjoy silly and fun times with and to cuddle with and hug.

>> No.10965611

>>10965598
No, I am 23.

>> No.10966040

>>10964397
I'M HONESTLY GLAD YOU DERIVE PLEASURE FROM THAT STUFF - GOOD FOR YOU - BUT PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! ASUKA JUST DOESN'T THINK YOU DESERVE TO SEE HER FINE FINE ASS. SHE ISN'T ASHAMED OF HER BODY BECAUSE SHE'S A SENSIBLE EUROPEAN WITHOUT DUMB (AND WEIRD) AMERIFLOP HANGUPS LIKE YOURS.

>> No.10966054

Is holding her hand too lewd?

>> No.10966181

>>10966054
Yes

>> No.10966223

>>10966054
No! Holding hands is not lewd.

>> No.10966230

>>10966054
Is getting kissed on the cheek by her lewd?

>> No.10966236

>>10966230
No that is not lewd either. Getting kissed on the lips isn't lewd either, unless it's a long kiss and she starts to blush.

>> No.10966696

>>10963716
I blame loli Emma Watson for making me a lolicon.

>> No.10966788

>>10964006
Have you not noticed that people are really insane when it comes to sex? When it comes to the topic of sex especially people just lose their minds.

I don't know. I'm beginning to think I might be the weird one.

>> No.10966852

>>>>>>something Non-lewd with a loli

What a fuggin kathy

>> No.10966904

>>10966852
What lewd things would you do with a loli?

>> No.10966971

>>10966904
Sex.

>> No.10967006

>>10966696
I blame the Olsen twins, Kari from Digimon and Matilda.

>> No.10967020

>>10966971
What kind?

>> No.10967037

>>10967020
Ass.

>> No.10967039

>>10966040
Why does she wear clothes then? She is ashamed of the fact that she's got a dirty ass.

>> No.10967042

>>10967037
Why not oral? Don't you want to make a loli twitch with pleasure when you lick her?

>> No.10967046
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>>10967020
Sexual intercourse, eventually followed by anal sex, intercrural sex, oral sex, axillary intercourse, footjobs, handjobs, and I would attempt to receive a tit fuck.

Not exclusively in that order, of course.

>> No.10967058

>>10967042
I heard from some normal that lolis can't feel anything before they hit puberty.

>> No.10967075
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10967075

Cute not pedo.

>> No.10967080

Remember that guy that gave his daughter oral and she died

Well I guess she was an infant but still

>> No.10967085

>>10967058
This is definitely bullshit.

>> No.10967096

>>10967080
Why do people like infants? They can't even understand why having an ass is embarrassing!

>> No.10967109

>>10967080
I'd like to get stuck with my niece or something and look stoic on trains wearing a heavy overcoat while she plays Pokemon in a seat next to me.

I don't have a niece though.

>> No.10967111

>>10967109
Oh sorry I didn't mean to respond to that.

>> No.10967112

>>10967096
Lolis are largely the same. That's why I'll never find them attractive. Children don't understand anything and cannot be considered human until they become self-aware. That's also why I never understood why people value children over adults so much.

>> No.10967125

>>10967058
Speaking of this where can I research whether or not children can feel sexual pleasure?

>> No.10967131

>>10967058
Underdeveloped kids would feel a lot during sex. A lot of pain, that is.

>> No.10967132

>>10967112
Lolis become self aware between 1st and 2nd grade, due. They are completely different from infants.

>> No.10967139

>>10967125
They're not fertile but they can orgasm, Wikipedia I guess. This has been studied.

>> No.10967143

>>10967131
Penetration isn't for kids, just like marrying or dating someone.

You can have a happy loli girlfriend as long as the relationship is simple and childish.

>> No.10967145

>>10967139
>This has been studied.

What. How?

>> No.10967152

>>10967125
It's illegal. But you can ask a few non-brainwashed people about it. They probably remember something.

>> No.10967155

>>10967145
The government approved scientist-loli sex for research purposes back in the early 50s.

>> No.10967156

>>10962113
FUCKING BITCH RUINED THE CUPCAKES

>> No.10967157

>>10967145
Girls masturbate as early as the womb.

>> No.10967158

>>10967152
Not first-hand research. Even reading some sort of study paper would be interesting.

>> No.10967160

>>10967139
What's the point of being able to orgasm and having pussy juices if they are not fertile? Nature is full of plotholes.

>> No.10967166

>>10967132
I guarantee this. I know a few little girls.

>> No.10967176

Do lolis fantasize about exhibitionism?

>> No.10967180

>>10967143
>Penetration isn't for kids

Some posters on /jp/ forget that.

But it's true, whatever you think about adult/child relationships, penetrative sex with a prepubescent person is a bad thing.

>> No.10967192

>>10967176
If anything they probably think it's funny. I don't think they'd think of it as sexual.

>> No.10967202

>>10967192
Define sexual.

I'm pretty sure they find it arousing. Going to school naked would be exciting.

>> No.10967212

>>10967160
To avoid muscle atrophy. Boys have erections even though they can't impregnate anyone.

>> No.10967210

>>10967202
By not sexual, I mean it probably doesn't arouse them sexually.

>> No.10967214

>>10967210
Why not? They understand the implications of being naked at that age.

>> No.10967226

>>10967192
My 4 years old cousin thinks it's funny.

>> No.10967233

>>10967214
I dunno, I'm not a child expert. I'm just around children pretty often and all I can imagine is that they'd find it funny.

>> No.10967235

>>10967226
Give her a little while longer. I wrote about it here before, but I had a sexual experience with a girl when we were both 5 or 6.

>> No.10967251

>>10967233
Children aren't that innocent anymore. Which isn't a bad thing, mind you.

>> No.10967264

The picture is too big, I can't post it here.

http://motivational-speakers-review.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Motivational-speakers-sleep.jpg

What do you think, /jp/?

>> No.10967269

>>10967251
All I know is they find bare asses, balls, and large breasts funny.

>> No.10967270

>>10967264
It's pretty funny thinking about how that face is going to be covered in semen within 10 years of that picture.

>> No.10967274
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10967274

Loli Hermione.

>> No.10967281

>>10967270
She is about 8 in that picture, I think. She won't wait until she turns 18.

>> No.10967284

>>10967251
When I was about eight, me and two of the neighborhood girls got partially naked outside and showed each other how we peed. I didn't think we were doing anything bad, at least until we got caught and I got beat for it.

Maybe I was just really naive.

>> No.10967286

>>10967269
They find them funny, but also arousing.

>> No.10967299

>>10967274

What's up with all the watermarks?

I like to think of them as image STDs. An image gets more as it passes through infectious areas of the Internet.

>> No.10967302

>>10967284
Where are you from? I had basic fetishes when I was 9. And I always masturbated to little girls.

>> No.10967305

>>10967286
Do you think so?

>> No.10967316
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10967316

Cute not loli.

>> No.10967319

>>10967305
Maybe I was just a weird kid.

>> No.10967323

>>10967302
The US.

>> No.10967327

>>10967284
There was never anything like this in my childhood. It's one of the biggest letdowns of my life, right next to not trying to have sex with a loli when I was their age.

>> No.10967335

>>10967327
Same here. I've wanted to do lewd stuff with little girls since I was 7-8. What's wrong with me?

>> No.10967339

>>10967319
I was just wondering. It'd be interesting to know whether or not they actually find those things arousing.

>> No.10967358

>>10967339
I think anyone who is self-aware finds those things arousing. 7 year olds can be fucking stupid, but they are self-aware as far as I know.

>> No.10967373

>>10967327
>>10967335
It's nothing particularly fulfilling. It was so long ago I can hardly remember it.

You should focus on making memories in the future, Anon. Uh, legal ones, anyway.

>> No.10967379

>>10967373
I was different, Anon. It would have been fulfilling for me.

>> No.10967403

>>10967373
>You should focus on making memories in the future, Anon. Uh, legal ones, anyway.

I'm trying to do that with my loli cousins. I hope in the future I can remember how cute they were at this age, and how they liked to give hugs and cuddle.

>> No.10967419

Sick pedos go away.

>> No.10967423

>>10967403
I'm one of the youngest out of my cousins and siblings. I had two female cousins younger than me, one by a year and the other by two years, but by the time I appreciated lolis they weren't lolis anymore.

I always get jealous hearing about others loli cousins. My older cousins/siblings haven't had children yet.

>> No.10967437

>>10967423
I'm sure one day you'll find a loli you can make memories with.

>> No.10967440

>>10967264
This is amazing.

>> No.10967450

>>10967440
It kind of creeps me out.

>> No.10967477

>>10967450
Some people find children creepy.

>> No.10967501

>>10967477
Not because it's a child, but because the picture is taken from so close to her face, and because the resolution is so high.

>> No.10967518

>>10967501
It makes me feel like I'm there with her.

>> No.10967515 [SPOILER] 
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10967515

Doraemon came to my country in the early 90's. You could Shizuka naked in almost every episode.

>> No.10967533
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>>10967531

>> No.10967531
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>> No.10967537

>>10967531
I wonder what those socks smell like.

>> No.10967542

>>10967537
Foot sweat.

>> No.10967547

>>10967542
I would like to smell them.

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10967552

>>10962921

>> No.10967578

>>10967552

I wonder if people really believe this kind of stuff and it's not just a joke for them

>> No.10967584 [SPOILER] 
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>>10967547
Cute not lewd.

>> No.10967589

>>10967584
That's really cute dude.

>> No.10967591

>>10967584
Her face kind of reminds me of those down syndrome face...

>> No.10967595

>>10967591
It's a facial expression, not her normal face.

>> No.10967596

How did this reach the bump limit so early? It's suspicious.

>> No.10967602

>>10967596
No loli threads for a while, and then this one is not deleted so people discuss loli.

I don't know why it's surprising.

>> No.10967613

>>10967602
I've seen loli threads with twice as many posts without reaching the bump limit.

There is something weird going on here.

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>>10967552
>>10967578
What are middle-eastern women like anyway?

Also hijabs are hot. There's next to no artwork of them, though.

>> No.10967616

>>10967584
I'd lick her feet.

>> No.10967628

>>10967613
The bump limit has always been 300.

>> No.10967629

>>10967618
They kind of remind me of those bald cancer patients...

>> No.10967630

>>10967602
Why would they be deleted anyways? They shouldn't do that.

>> No.10967637

This thread has once again proven wrong the 3DPD myth.

Looking forward for the next one.

>> No.10967640

>>10967591
>>10967629
Dude, you can't enjoy anything ever.

>> No.10967648

>>10967630
I don't know. They're kept clean during the night by one janitor and then deleted in a few hours by another janitor for whatever reason. Perhaps because the threads tend to delve into discussion of actual children after the initial novelty has worn off is the reason they're deleted.

>>10967637
What are you talking about?

>> No.10967655

>>10967648
>the threads tend to delve into discussion of actual children
The threads are always about 2D and 3D children. People just make it too obvious at some point.

Why isn't it allowed anyways? It's not like we're planning to kidnap one.

>> No.10967660
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10967660

>>10967655
It is a mystery.

>> No.10968095

>>10967125
When I was a little girl and I discovered masturbation, but as in rubbing to some furniture, it did feel pleasant. So yes, lolis feel sexual pleasure.

>> No.10968095,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10968095
Why do normals deny it even though they know it's true?

>> No.10968269

We need a new loli thread soon.

>> No.10968269,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10968095,1
So you don't try to get a little girl to experience it.

>> No.10968269,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>10968095,1
Children can feel pleasure, but they don't want to be fucked by ugly hairy 30 year old pedophiles like you.

>> No.10968269,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>10968269,2
Joke's on you I'm 44!

>> No.10968269,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>10968269,2
Your go-to ``old and creepy'' age is 30? Really?

>> No.10968269,5 [INTERNAL] 

someone make a new loli thread

>> No.10968269,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>10968269,5
Why should I? They're just going to talk about real children again instead of loli.

>> No.10968269,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>10968269,6
Fine then, I'll do it.

>> No.10972973 [DELETED] 

Might as well delete this thread too, janitor.

>> No.10972973,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10972973
Janeeda a shit.

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