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And you proceed to post evidence to the contrary.

Are you sure?

It's an odd way of spelling slut, that's for sure.

>>10960503
That is correct.

Sanae is a slut.

>>10960524
Slut is not a cat

>>10960524
This is also true; Sanae is neither of these things.

>>10960503
That is correct.

Sanae is a slut.

>>10960555
Are you sure?
In the doujin I just read, she was totally nonchalant about sucking 4 men's dicks, and accepted it with little resistance when they then engaged in coitus with her.
I think if anything, >>10960555-san, we can ascertain from this that Sanae is, in fact, a slut.

Correct, Sanae is a slug.
Don't tell her that, though, or she'll get upset. Slugs are gross.

Sanae is very cute.

>>10960572
Doujins don't mean much, anon. Especially porn.

Sanae is not hungry.

>>10960577
Slugs are cute. Phasmarhabditis hermaphrodita is gross.

>>10960588
Not especially, but this tastes good, so that's ok.

>>10960594
Sanae's not big on bugs and stuff like that.

>>10960572
Mind if you share it, anon?

>>10960583
There are 35.000 results in google for "sanae is a slut".
There are only seven for "sanae is not a slut", and seven for "sanae isn't a slut", for a grand total of 14.
At the least, your ``opinion'' is in the minority.

Sanae got her belly pierced!

What do you think?

>>10960619
That's not how google works, I'm getting 2,510,000 for "Sanae is not a slut" and 1,160,000 for "Sanae is a slut" anyway, search results are not indicative of opinions, and an opinion being the majority doesn't make it a fact.

Try again.

>>10960635
To lewd, and doesn't suit her.

>>10960643
Reminds of that google wars thing from a long time ago.

>>10960583
Doujinshi mean a lot. Not trying to argue that she is a slut, but doujinshi for many Touhous help them establish their many common personalities.

>>10960643
You didn't search for "Sanae is not a slut" then, you searched for Sanae is not a slut

The quote encapsulation is more important than you think, it ensures that the phrase remains the same throughout.
Next time I will write ⁶⁶"Sanae is a slut"⁹⁹ to show that the quoted text is itself being quoted.

Perhaps I'll email ZUN and see what he thinks.

>>10960619
>There are 35.000 results in google for "sanae is a slut".
Click the ninth page of the results and see that there are only 34 hits. Never trust Google with its result estimation.

>>10960685
Good point. Regardless, it doesn't mean anything.

Do we really need to talk about this shit in every single Sanae thread?

>>10960699
This is not a Sanae thread.

>>10960699
Well since you're bringing it up, replying to and therefore encouraging it, I guess so.

>>10960679
dear goodness.
Where is honesty these days?

>>10960693
at least we had fun.

>>10960711
Oh shut the fuck up. It's so circlejerky at this point that there doesn't even need to be any response to it.

>>10960709
My mistake.

Sanae doesn't approve this thread

>>10960732
Calm down, I'm just telling you as advice. The best way to avoid it is to just not reply to it at all. It's what I do and it works pretty well.

>>10960739

>>10960732
I often wonder how much of /jp/ is just people refining their chat-bots.
Most threads can be modelled with a simple markov chain, and whatever is not understood by the AI is ignored- just like a real human.
It's an uneasying thought, to say the least.

>>10960743
How?? Any time anyone posts Sanae, slut shit shows up and sticks around.

>>10960757
please don't say my only friends are chatbots

>>10960757
Didn't you know? There are only two people on /jp/; you and me. Any posts that aren't yours are just me samefagging and talking to myself.

>>10960757
>Most threads can be modelled with a simple markov chain
This is actually a very good analogy, albeit pretty intuitive if you think about it, since the same input will produce similar replies within the constant user base.

>>10960757

welcome to 4chan!

>>10960773
So does that mean you're the crossboarding scum that shows up sometimes?

>>10960798
No, that would be me.
You are him.
Many don't even realise they are me or you.

>>10960811
turns out it was me the whole time
(oh shit nigga)

>>10960762
Make straightforward threads with straightforward objectives. Every time I see an obvious, legitimate Sanae thread, most of the time it does pretty well. There might be a few people that try to start the slut talk, but whenever they are ignored and the thread regulars are talking amongst each other, it goes almost completely unnoticed.

>>10960757
Are you the drunk Markov generator from /anus/?

>>10960831
I ARE ANDRU
Of course I'm not mentishit.

>>10960829
Huh. Well, I do remember the threads you're talking about, I think. It's been awhile. Maybe you're right.

>>10960848
Just find one other person in the thread that is there to talk about the same thing you are and it'll be as if they aren't even there, especially if you both are intent on keeping the thread going in the direction you want for awhile.

>>10960831
What izzat, like, cellular automata?

Chaos theory, woohoo!

>>10960831
Is that, like, chaos theory?

>>10960863
That's essentially the only thing the person you're talking to does.

>>10960876
In /jp/? Threads go off tangent with people talking about random shit all the time.

>>10960863
>Just find one other person in the thread that is there to talk about the same thing you are
There's the rub.

>>10960884
Right, like now this is a meta thread with all this prog stuff innit

Sanae does not want up.

>>10960863
This is most certainly true.
It's how I helped derail the thread.
Generally a thread derailment is easiest to stop at the start of it, as by overcrowding it with the original thread direction you can curb responses to the off-topic. They're also easy to stop toward the end, but then you have to out-wait it, which is a bit boring.
Irregardless I didn't really even realised I was derailing the thread; I apologise.

See? Now we've derailed the thread again, to talking about thread derailment.
Rather spectacular.

>>10960887
Then the thread was not meant to be.

What are Sanae's ten desires?

>>10960897
Can cat Sanae not fly?

>>10960909
Sanae is not a cat.

>>10960922
But if she was, could she not fly? Like she trades flight in for catness.

Is Kanyako a cat?

>>10960904

1 - Cum in her armpits
2 - Cum in her ass
3 - Cum in her pussy
4 - Cum on her face
5 - Cum on her tits
6 - Cum on her ass
7 - Cum in her hair
8 - Cum in her eyes
9 - Cum in her ears
10 - Cum in her nose

>>10960904
1 - To be pure
2 - To reject lewdness
3 - To smile every day
4 - To be righteous
5 - To show others the path of purity
6 - To show others that lewdness is a disease
7 - To free /jp/sies from the slavery of sexual urges
8 - To erase misery
9 - To find dreams anywhere she goes
10 - For the whole world to be happy

>>10960994
Okuu likes cats.

Did the translation of that take off?

>>10961033
Okuu does indeed, like cats. Because they seem to like her back quite a lot.

>>10960831
Okay, so I googled "markov chain" and it's just some weighted graph thing, what the hell is "/anus/" ?

Did you mean some obscure offsite shitboasting board that's closing because nobody ever actually gave a shit?

Because that doesn't make you a software engineer, sorry. I makes you a cunt.

Fuck you, basically. I hate you. People like you are the reason we need to type in a captcha to post.

>>10961062
I want to sleep between them.

Sanae a slug

She's old and busted. Can't be helped.

>>10972186
Is this a trick?

>>10972183
But she's neither of these things. I mean it, not like how she's not a cat.

>>10972205
You know she's not in DDC and HM because she's married and too busy raising her kids.

>>10972223
What? Nonsense. She's got enough people to take care of already.

>>10972255
I want her to take care of me too!

>>10972223
I think she just got pregnant and had to be hidden away. We are sorry to her fans but Sanae has taken ill and cannot appear this year. Please wish her well.

>>10972190
It's art.

>>10972284
I think I read a doujin like that once. It ended with Sanae being raped by her gods, her baby getting pureed, and her going nuts.
I don't like this idea. Can't she just be normal sick?

>>10972313
It must be something pretty serious to knock her out of both games.

>>10972340
Sanae doesn't get sick often, but when she does, she DOES.
I bet she tried to go and represent the Moriyans in HM dispute her illness, but her gods weren't having any of that, and they aren't willing to leave their miko in such condition.

"Let's show the world the power of Moriya shrine once again!"
"...Suwako, you tell her" "Don't wanna"

>>10973356
I hope Sanae doesn't turn to drugs now that she's a has-been.

I want to rub Sanae's perfect feet

>>10973381

>>10973412
Sanae, I know it might be uncomfortable with such a large chest, but you need to wear a sarashi. This is far to lewd...

>>10973412
Ah! The feet, armpits and butt... I can't take it!

>>10974746
Restrain yourself, anon. Look at her face.

>>10974776
I know. I'm just gonna stare at her feet and fluster her some more.

>>10974790
Please don't sexualize Sanae's feet.
Her feet deserve respect.

>>10974790
Mean.

>>10974796
>>10974797

You're right. I should avert my gaze once in a while, so she doesn't go and put socks on.

>>10974805
Good idea.

>>10974816
I shall alternate between ogling her armpits and her feet. It's settled!

>>10974828
Damn it, man. It's bad enough to do lewd things like that, but it's even worse to do so when you KNOW she doesn't want you too. Have some respect.

>>10974843
>but it's even worse to do so when you KNOW she doesn't want you too.

But I want to stare at her AND embarrass her! Is that so much to ask really?

>>10974850
Yes.

EXPERTS ARE BAFFLED