/jp/ - Otaku Culture

*farts*

I was able to put on the rear tire for my motorcycle today. The new one's a lot more circular instead of flat. I guess the previous owner never took any turns.

>>10926922
*opens a window*

>>10926922
truNEETs? more like pooNEETs xD!

What's the best way for a NEET to go out in a blaze of glory once you run out of neetbux?

What are you doing right now?

>>10926949
Masturbating
To your post

I've been saying that I'm cutting my hair today for about a month now

>>10926953
Don't cut your hair, keep it pretty!

>>10926945
Are your parents dead or something?

>>10926960
They kicked me out.

>>10926953
I cut mine yesterday. It was a huge bother now that it's getting hot.

man i decided to skip school today im such a NEET...
anybody else know that NEET feel?
im so booored and depressed how does my fellow neets handle the NEET depression?

>>10926953
from that thumbnail I thought Mio was sitting in a hairdresser's chair

and I thought the scarf was that thing, you know, the poncho thing they put around your neck

>>10926964
I dress up as a girl.

A good way to leech off your parents is to mystify them with intellectual topics they can't understand. Like surround yourself with philosophy and then when they bother you about getting a job pretend you suffer too much over some work they can't understand. Also, you might learn how to justify your lifestyle to yourself by faking being a serious person, thereby increasing NEET pleasure.

>>10926962
Just make a half assed attempt at killing yourself and then they will feel so guilty you get let back in and never bothered again.

>>10926996
And if you succeed, well, you're done.

It's a win-win situation!

>>10926996
Did this when I was a teenager now I'm set for life, most profitable decision I've made

>>10926953
I have noticed that girls treat me nicer if I go longer without getting a haircut and my hair grows out (up until a certain point). However the opposite is true for males who treat me worse but a little better if my hair is short.

People are weird.

>People are weird.

No people are horrible monsters who cover up the fact that they are merely bundles of animal urges with all kinds of dishonest justifications. Which is why fictional characters are better company.

should I get a job, /jp/?

>>10927056
Only if you can be around little girls.

>>10927056
Do you need a job?

>>10927056
Nope, waste of time. Much better to commit crimes or trick people into taking care of you.

Do you ever wonder why everyone hates you?

>>10927069
If my parents hate me then why haven't they kicked me out yet?

>>10927069
I know exactly why people hate me.

>>10927069
No, because I know why.
It's because I shitpost on the other boards.
I am sorry.

truNEETs are the pinnacle of mankind.

A few hundred years ago even kings could only dream of the luxuries we take for granted today as NEETs

>>10927069
It's very paranoid (and maybe even narcissistic) to think that they do. It's more plausible that people don't give a damn about me and wouldn't even notice if I stopped existing.

I graduated from high school a last weekend. I still haven't look for a job yet.
I'm such a NEET XD

>>10927065
I live with my parents. Im bored of it. I want something else. But if I'd live alone, maybe I'd be even lonelier? Also can't see myself waking up early in the mornings and work 8 hours every day. My dad's been working over 20 years like that. Crazy.

My grandma was ok with my uncle never working and he even had a wife and children. Yet she never stops bitching about me not getting a job.

By doing anything such as typing on the computer, or even breathing, you're training your body, thus violating the 'training' part in NEET.

If you aren't a NEET, do not post in NEET threads.

>>10927129
My grandma has suggested I get a job, but she never forces it. Same with my mother. As long as I help my grandfather and everyone else with whatever they need, I can remain jobless it seems because I'm the only one dependable in my family aside from my mother.

My great grandmother however tries to kick me out of my grandparents, but she needs to mind her own.

>>10927136
Yeah my grandma and mother like getting together and talking shit about me for fun every once in a while. My grandma even set aside the power bill and deemed it to be my new responsibility.

Dumb move considering nobody else here can go without electricity so someone will pay it. As a truNEET I can entertain myself well enough by staring at the wall.

She gets $30,000 a year off my dead grandfather so I don't get why she complains about not having any money.

>>10927135
training as in job training

>>10927144
"You are in charge of the most important bill of the house"

She doesn't sound too smart.
Pretty safe to say you're in the clear

My mom said that I can be a NEET forever because she said that if I sit alone in the house for long enough with barely any human contact then eventually I'll achieve enlightenment. She said that having a monk in the house would be more interesting than having a son with a job.

I like having a nice mommy.

A-Are these allowed again? Janny won't delete it?

>>10927166
Probably about 1am to 4am I feel the best

What are your best hours neets?

I can't find myself able to do anything in the middle of the day, but from 10-6 in the morning I'm at my best.

>>10927163
Smart lady

Getting excited to go on vacation with my loli cousins. My mom gave me $500 to spend so I'm not going to be stingy if one of my cousins asks me for something.

>>10927163
I'm jealous of you people with NEET enabler parents. My mom is always going on about how I'm wasting my life and how when she was my age she was independent (even though all she did was live off boyfriends). Hell she hasn't even worked since 2005 or so.

And yet when I did have a job she never gave me any bullshit. Apparently suffering is ok as long as you're working and paying the rent.

>>10927166

My best NEET hours are during the times when the sun is up because I can masturbate freely during those hours. In the evening my mom comes home from work and I have to be quiet because I don't want to wake her up and if I masturbate then I feel scared that she might wake up and see lewd images on the monitor and me masturbating.

My monitor is also big and it hurts my eyes at night because it's the only source of light in my room aside from the window.

smelly neet pussy

Playing my guitar again makes me feel really productive, it's a weird feeling.

>>10927182
but she's not really a NEET

>>10927166
The best hours of the day are the ones where there's nobody outside. That's 11-2PM, and 10-4AM. I wake up around 2-3PM.

>>10927166
Currently I've been going to sleep before noon and waking up at about 5 PM or so. The best NEET hours for me are between 11 PM - 5 AM since everyone is asleep and it's nice and quiet.

>>10927171
>Apparently suffering is ok as long as you're working and paying the rent.

Welcome to the world

I get that shit from my friends more than I do my parents though.
One joined the marines and wants me to do anything. The others a nurse in training and basically demands I go to college.

Everyone who has just entered the work force or dropped out of school understand though. They get upset from time to time when I tell them I can't attend gatherings due to lack of money though.

My NEET powers peak around 3am-5am

They're weakest at 5pm-8pm or so

I don't have specific times, just whenever the sun is down. The sun is my weakness.

>>10927194
Normalfag NEETs are fucking disgusting, sorry

>>10927191
My family adapts to my sleeping schedule.
If I set it to where I stay up all night then after a few days most of them are up until 4, so I only get a hour or two alone before bed.
I switched it to where I was waking up at 6 instead and soon after they were getting up at 7 or 8.
I wish my family had more things to do

>>10927194
>knowing people

take a look at this normie

>>10927203
I understand.
>>10927206
They're all people from highschool that attached themselves to me.
If it makes it any better I only see one of them every two months and use the internet for communication outside of that.
I know it probably doesn't make it better though.

>>10927213
Normalfag NEETs who are full of themselves are even worse

>>10927217
How am I full of myself?

>>10927213
LOOK AT THIS NORMIE KNOWING PEOPLE
FUCK YOU NORMIE
TRUNEET ONLY

>>10927213
get out of /jp/

>>10927213
Get the fuck out, normalfag scum.

>>10927218
Every time a normalfag NEET gets called out on /jp/ he says something about "oh yeah I don't even care about my friends (even though I still choose to hang out with them frequently) I'm just soooo cool they show up and I can't help being so cool that everyone wants to be around me I fucking hate it so much."

>>10927221
Why did you attach a picture of a normie to your post? It makes it hard to take you seriously.

mfw being a NEET and only having one friend in town and now that friend is moving away

>>10927236
You will become stronger
After a while you need to drop all your internet friends and start working on the path to becoming a truNEET

>>10927232
I see. Well I suppose in the beginning they didn't mean much to me, but I have become pretty attached to them now. I did not mean to come off as so egotistical though.
I'm very sorry
I'll leave /jp/ now.

>>10927163
If this is true I am so jealous.

My parents all want me to do well, mainly because they themselves are having shitty blue collar jobs. I guess they are dreaming of me getting a successful job and a beautiful wife, but I am just unable to do that. They are nice to me but I don't have the balls to dissapoint them and tell them that I want to become a NEET.

>>10927242
I have no internet friends. He was the only friend I had.

>>10927242
Is it normal to have internet friends? I find it even harder to message someone on instant messaging systems than speaking in real life.

Why do we use the term NEET instead of Hikki?
You may as well say "Yeah we're transportation experts. Oh, what you drive a car? Get out carfag, cyclists only, that's why we call ourselves transportation experts and not motorcyle experts." It's very confusing and unnecessary. You just use a term that's supposed to mean another term instead of just using that other term.
You guys are fucking retarded and I hate all of you. Please hurt yourselves.

>>10927254
truNEET is the correct term you're looking for, you newshit.

plz fucking go

>>10927254
If you're going to shorten it at least use "hiki".

>>10927258
How does one even obtain internet friends? I just sit around alone and listen to BaseBallBear.

>>10927254
I agree, using NEET attracts normies without jobs to these threads.

>>10927260
Sure, maybe if I was a 12 year old pig.
This isn't lerebbit though and this isn't a board celebrating american culture.

>>10927260
>taking ironic shitposting terms seriously
>2013

ISHYGDDT

>>10927265
Please don't shitpost.

>>10927258
It was easier back before the internet was so well meshed with real life. Now people just integrate their real life friends into their internet friends.

>>10927269
It's very hard, trust me, I don't even know how I have the one friend I have now.
If you want to at least try to get friends, just put yourself out there in hikki threads asking if anyone wants to contact you.

>>10927275
Yes, god forbid he shitposts on this glorious thread, right?

>>10927282
If you don't like these threads then go whine on /q/ or #4chan. Metaposting is not allowed on /jp/.

>>10927194

>One joined the marines and wants me to do anything.

People who work can't understand that they cling to work out of fear. They don't understand how a NEET can live without working and be happy.

They feel frightened if they don't have someone telling them what to do so that they can feel like their life has purpose. The idea that life is an open world sandbox game frightens them because it leads to the conclusion that there's no real difference between sitting in one place and doing nothing compared to working hard and trying to achieve things. They want a linear RPG with a reward at the end and working gives them the illusion of that. In around 60 years or whenever they retire then they will realize it was just a mirage.

>>10927279
I guess I'm too paranoid to do that. I wouldn't even know what to say to them. Has this worked for anyone?

>>10927254
This. Pir related. A NEET.

>>10926904
>>10927163
>>10927221
>>10927284
Please don't post pictures of that EET whore.

>>10927163

Dude! My mother is the same way! She once called me a "Zen master". I'm not even sure what that means. She also constantly complements me on my intelligence, even though I'm a retarded highschool drop-out.

She also said she wanted me to live with her forever, which is nice and all, but I'd really like to move out one day.

>>10927285
It's worked for me and my old ex-friend. It helps to have a common interest, like he pulled everyone he knew from here saying he'd teach them how to program. Just ask if anyone shares your interest, and leave a contact email or something so you can establish a means of communication. There are plenty of lonely hikkis here.

>>10927284
I feel like the main problem is that we NEETs are parasites. If we were monks that provide for themselves they wouldn't care but we all are either living off the money of our working parents or of the government so either way we are living off the money of WORKING people. This is the main problem I feel.

>>10927289
Not sure if ironic shitposting or complete newfaggot

>>10927295

She feels the "forbidden love" for you.

Repay your mother with sex. It's the least you could do to thank her.

Does anyone here actually live in Japan? I'm from CA

>>10927295

I should mention that I do gymnastics and shit in my room all day and night, so that's probably where the zen master thing came from.

>>10927297
But she likes being at home just like us, and she doesn't use /jp/ as /blogspot/ to talk about producer-san and the other idols.
I think it's fine if she wants to pretend that she's truNEET even if she's not, as long as she doesn't parade her non-neetnees around.

>>10927305
>newfag
I'm not sure you're aware of the implications of using such a term.

>>10927116
But still - do you need a job? You could try something with night shifts perhaps?

>>10927305
You're calling me a "newfaggot" despite the fact you're complaining about threads that have existed on /jp/ since its inception?

>>10927313
I'm not sure you're aware of the implications of believing that only /b/tards use that term. I've you've literally been around /jp/ so little that you aren't aware of NEET threads being officially declared as off-topic/bannable, I would advise that you lurk more or simply leave.

>>10927323
You haven't been on /jp/ for a while, have you?

>>10927322
I wish I lived alone but I'm scared to move out of my town and on my own. How do I go and find a job and a place to live in a new city? Pretty haunting

>>10927306

I dunno about that, dude. I mean, I've seen her looking at the bulge in my work-out shorts time to time, but I doubt she feels sexually attracted to me. She's a 41 year old pot-smoking hippie, so having sex with her doesn't sound that appealing.

>>10927303

Our existence helps to provide a useful service to normal people, but it's not a service that they want to use or acknowledge.

Observing a NEET helps to bring you back down to reality since you're seeing someone who lives without many luxuries, still lives in his parent's home, and yet he's even happier than they are. It helps remind the office worker who's clocking in 11 hours a day that he should slow down and savor the little things in life because all that money he's working for isn't going to make him happy.

Our services aren't wanted here though. That's probably why western Christian monks have to grow their own food while monks in other countries walk through town with their NEET buckets and get free food from everyone.

>>10927303
So? Most normals want to work. We might as well benefit from it. I was talking to my mom one time and she said that if she won the lottery and was a millionaire, she'd probably try and get a job somewhere just so she'd have something constructive to do. There's nothing wrong with reaping some of their earnings.

>>10927326
any advice anyone? Who here lives alone?

Well, at least you losers make me feel pretty damn good about myself. No wonder the people on /soc/ bullied you out of there.

>>10927332
>and yet he's even happier than they are.

But are we really? Like I said I feel like the main problem is that they think that living off someone else is a sin.

>>10927303
I like to think of hikkis as a real-life equivalent of vampires. We're parasites, solitary, hate the sun, hate each other, and usually hate our own reflection. Life also seems endless for us since we spend all day doing nothing so it feels like forever.
For some reason thinking about it that way seems cooler.

>>10927340
I feel so too but the normals still complain about having to pay taxes to provide for jobless people. "Those lazy assholes are stealing my hard earned money". After I told people that I just have nothing I am interested in and that I just don't want to work I got told to kill myself and I got called all sorts of names.

>>10927352
State's on our side, bro. They can complain in jail for tax evasion.

>>10927324
No you're implying incorrect implications about my implications.
The implication is that only those who have not yet achieved Satori use that term.
The road ahead of you is long.

NEET threads are ``banned'', but here we are once again.
You must be royally disappointed that 3/164 threads on /jp/ are about what was once considered a valid thread, but now isn't due the insufferable pleas of a special few.

>>10927356
They are not evading taxes. And I am not sure how much the states likes people leeching of the goverment money.

>>10927163
>>10927295
You should light incense and do meditation poses once in a while, seems like it would really humor them and reinforce their enabling.

>>10927366
Realistically how much of their paycheck is actually going to you? $0.0001? We're only making anything because a very small amount is taken from millions of taxpayers. They don't even feel the hit. Let them whine.

>>10927363
>``

Do you think that typing as if you're coding when you're not makes you look technically proficient or something? Do you think it's some funny epic meme, or maybe that it makes you look like an oldfag?

How does it feel to be the only retard left on /jp/ that does this?

>>10927322
It's not like I die if I dont have a job, idk ;_;

>>10927375
btw im a girl

>>10927163
That won't happen and your mom basically said she has come to the realization you won't do anything with yourself but doesn't have the heart to kick you out

Any NEETS made the move and live on their own? I plan on making the jump.

>>10927163
Fat chance of that if you spend your time in this shithole.

But whatever makes you feel better. I guess.

>>10927374
>>10927363
who bro can u tell me how 2 do autism quotes liek dat? like what key combo i dont wnt to copy n paste it allda time

>>10927378
aren't we all...

>>10927368

Dude, I'm totally going to do this.

>>10927371
To me yes, but there are also a million of other jobless people. But yeah most people will hate ones guts if you tell them that you dont have a job and don't want one either.

>>10927363
Cool glorified "lol u mad" post, but I'm not the one typing off paragraphs of rants. Stay wrecked, nerd.

>>10927386
please respond. here is a cute picture

Are NEET threads allowed again?

Is the Janitor asleep?

>>10927344

>But are we really?

Depends on how you live. If you spend your time doing things that you enjoy then you probably are, but if you spend your time doing things you don't like then you probably aren't very happy.

If you feel like you need to work for your happiness though then that's the result of growing up in a country where that Protestant work ethic has been conditioned into your mind since you were born.

That's the primary cause of this. Even though many of us aren't religious anymore, our cultures are still deeply embedded in the whole "Everyone must work. Not working is a sin. If you don't work then you can't eat. If you're still eating and you didn't work then God hates you and you should feel guilty." nonsense that the Protestants were spewing.

It does much more harm than good though since it just breeds entire populations of workaholics who will end up dying early from stress and encourages a society that is obsessed with basing their entire life around purchasing shit with all the excess money they're making. It doesn't even make much sense within the context of the religion since supporting a NEET is essentially charity and that's supposed to be a good thing in Christianity.

>>10927401
No, and yes respectively. I'm lolin' at that pseudo-intellectual faggot arguing tooth-and-nail that NEET threads are allowed here.

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/text/NEET/type/op/

>>10927394
sure, here: “”, or if you prefer «». Now with the power of copy&paste you too can do “autism” quotes

>>10927402
I do kinda enjoy my life but I also do wish I had money to travel and to afford certain things. I do sometimes wish I did something more exiting than sitting at home, especially after watching a movie, anime or reading a manga but I also know that the real world isn't as exiting as in fictional stories. I wonder if I am a NEET out of free will, or only because I am lazy and hate talking to people.

I wish I could be NEET, but if I quit my job at Walmart my parents would kick me out of their basement and I'd die. I don't even know how to drive a car.

I don't know how much longer I can stand being a cashier though. It's so loud, and I can't fake any interest in talking to people at the register. I also stopped caring how fast I ring up people, It's kind of fun to watch the normies get real mad that I'm doing it at my pace when I have this long line.

Or when I'm carefully tetrising all their items perfectly into bags, and they get real anxious like they have things to do, and start trying to get me to hurry it up. Normies lol.

I do load people bags into their carts 90% of the time at least. It makes it seem like I'm being a nice cashier since I can't fake any positive interaction with them otherwise.

I wish the other cashiers would stop trying to talk to me though. You'd think they'd get the hint after two years that I don't want to talk to any of them, but they continue to try and small talk with me all day. I don't even respond to them every with more than a "yea" or "no". I think normies just like to talk to themselves.

>>10927395

I think I'm going to buy some wall-scrolls too...

If you guys want, throw out some suggestions while I exercise, and I'll buy the stuff off of Amazon later.

>>10927374
I use TeX a lot, but even if I didn't I'd do it just to hurt your feelings.
What is your favourite out of the following alternatives?
“ ”, " ", ' ' , or to kick the otaku up a notch, I could use 「」.

> How does it feel to be the only retard left on /jp/ that does this?
Oh, it feels great. Like I'm the last bastion of a forgotten era, in a land where I do not belong.
Does wonders for my ego.

>>10927408
These are the new official jaypee “autism” quotes, everyone take note

>>10927414
I worked as a cashier for like 3 months and once a woman looked me in the eye and said "Smile!"
I told her to mind her own business. Fuck yea

>>10927414
Why don't you try and work the night shift? It's probably deserted then.

>>10927414
Yeah, normaies love talking to themselves, about themselves, anything to do with them. They're extremely egotistical, they pretty much just use people as a post to talk to. Usually they return the favor to each other by "listening" back, but they're pretty much just mindlessly yelling at each other.

>>10927419
None of those are even close to as pretentious as ye olde ``. I'm liking 「」 though.

>>10927412

Why not try to delve into your mind with things like lucid dreaming and live in the world that you want to live in?

Real life isn't as good as fiction, but there's no reason that you can't take the fiction that you want and perceive it as reality within your mind. You already do it every night when you dream, but now you would just be learning how to focus that and use it to create the fictional worlds that you wish existed in reality.

>>10927414
I wanted to apply as a cashier too because I do need money, but I am afraid of the stress. I am very clumsy, especially if I am under pressure. So if there is a big line I don't know if I could keep my cool and don't make any mistakes. The most I am afraid of is taking too much time to count the money or making a mistake and having to call the chief to get a key to the cashier.

>>10927432
Can a normie turn neet?

>>10927439
I actually am very interested in doing that I am just too lazy to keep a dream diary and I always forget to do the reality check.

>>10927441
No, like >>10927402 said, most people are hard-wired to be normal. You just have to sort of be born an asspie to be anything but normal.

>>10927425
I don't know when people are looking at me in the eye because I never maintain any eye contact. I probably go for hours at the register without looking anyone properly in the face.

I've managed to master making normies not think I'm being rude or anything though.
"How are we doing today?"
If they say nothing, don't say anything until their total, or they ask me a question. Generally they'll say their doing fine, and either say nothing, or ask you how you're doing. In the first case, I don't say anything unless they have a question, If they ask me how I'm doing, "Oh, I'm doing well today" wait a second or two and then "Would you like to apply for a Walmart Credit Card today?". They never bother me with any attempts at small talk after that, it works 100% of the time. Occasionally they'll rant about credit cards for a minute, but they never get mad at you or anything.

>>10927426
The store I work at closes at 11PM

>>10927448

>I am just too lazy to keep a dream diary

It would take more work to get a job and all that, so if you have to do one of them then you might as well do the dream diary.

It's more rewarding too. Lucid dreaming is like free travel to anywhere you want and you can do it every day. Even the richest person in the world can't travel to locations outside of earth, but not only can you be on Mars in an instant but you can visit planets that don't even exist in reality.

>>10927205
Just sleep only during the day time. Your family wouldn't be able to handle it.

My parents don't really tolerate me being a NEET but they are still nice to me. Now my father got a girlfriend that wants me to get a job and become normal. She told me how I am a filthy egoistic parasite that manipulates his parents into helping him by pretending to be helpless and using their goodwill and how I leech off my fathers hard earned money. She says that I have to be interested in people and have empathy. I should talk to my relatives more. She tells me that I have to stop playing games and browsing the net and instead do something useful. I told her I don't want to do that and she told me that I am behaving like a child. I guess she is right but she does get on my nerves so much.

what are my fellow NEETs snacking on? I have a large coffee cup from 7/11 filled with orange soda and popcorn.

>>10927458

>How are we doing today?
>We

Are you supposed to say this? I've heard people say this when talking and I don't understand. Why do people use "we" when asking someone a question about a topic that doesn't include them? It makes me feel confused.

>>10927438
I thought this would be the case too. I almost died of anxiety the night before my first real shift (the first couple shifts were just computer training).

The trick to money is to count their money back to them outloud. So if they are getting $15.43 back, get the money, hand them the coins, and then count the bills back to them one, two, three, four, five, fifteen outloud making sure you didn't make any mistakes with the bills.

>>10927439
I've always wanted to do this, but I'm afraid that I'd dream about something terrifying. I can't imagine having lucid nightmares would be a good thing, is it easy to prevent something like that happening?

>>10927475
My mother asked me if I wanted her to get me anti-anxiety medication. In reality I'm sure that they would help me seem normal so I could get a job.

>>10927479
Saying we instead of you comes out more friendly to the customer.

Say "How are you doing today?" and then "How are we doing today?" outloud, and the second one sounds way nicer.

>>10927480
my brain fucking shuts down under pressure and one time I gave some guy his change (17.23) and he gave me like 12 cents for some reason and was like "can you give me the difference?" My anxiety kicked in and my brain shut off and I can't even do simple math at this point. Shit fuckin sucks man

>>10927458

This is a NEET thread please do not shit it up by talking about your job, thanks. People like you are the reason NEET threads are no longer allowed here.

>>10927466
Can you really do ANYthing you want? Does it feel real too? Can you have sex as well or do you feel nothing?

Goddamnit, I hate you all so much.

You know what? You know what I'm going to do? The next person that posts in this thread is going to be in for a rude awakening the next time they go to sleep. I'm going to slip into your house unnoticed, find where you sleep, squat over your head, and lay a huge deuce right on your faggot face. No fucking joke queer. I am one hundred dollar serious.

I really don't know how my mother is going to react to me becoming a NEET. I've been at university for the past 3 years on an easy course, where I haven't even gone to any of the lectures and only show up for exams. It's all paid for by the government, but the gravy train runs out in a week.

I wonder how long I'll last before she just kicks me out of the house.

IT'S 9AM IN THE FREAKING MORNING AND I STILL HAVEN'T BEEN TO SLEEP.

I FUCKING LOVE BEING A NEET. ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT I AIN'T GOT JACK SHIT TO EAT.

FUCK YEAH, TIME TO SLEEP NOW.

ROCK ON, BRETHREN.

>>10927500
Are you from germany by any chance? I have the same problem. Did you lie to your parents as well?

>>10927475

Tell her that she's not a member of your clan and that a blood related son has more authority than the mistress of the father.

She wouldn't even have authority over you, especially if you are the first born son, if she married into the clan. She has already stepped far out of line and she owes you a sincere apology.

Having a MISTRESS speak in such a way to the first born blood son? In some cultures she would be forced to commit ritual suicide for doing that.

>>10927525
>In some cultures she would be forced to commit ritual suicide for doing that.

But would I not have been killed as well for being useless?

>>10927494

Yeah, you can do anything. When it comes to the imagination then the only limits are the limits that you place on yourself.

For example, if you don't think that you will be able to feel sex in a dream then you won't, but if you think that you will feel sex in a dream then your mind will produce the sensations of whatever you imagine that sex would feel like.

>>10927520
She's under the impression that I'm going to come home and find a job in a week or something, in a market with massive unemployment rates with a worthless degree. I figure I can ride on sending out CVs that no company will reply to for a while.

>>10927540
Oh wait you finished your course so you got a degree? Without shoving up at all? This is quite impressive. What course was it?

>>10927531

I don't know of any cultures that punish a blood related son with death for not working. They could disown you, but they could do that for anything. It's ultimately up to the parents to decide whether or not they will support you, but a concubine who isn't even your blood mother? She has no say whatsoever. The only position lower than that would be if she was your father's prostitute.

>>10927557
Damn. Now I wish I we had something like this in the west too.

>>10927475
That's really weird. All of my Dad's girlfriends have liked me and defended me when my Dad criticized me/made fun of me.

I started lifting and running recently and now I can't stop checking myself out in the mirror. I'm going to be the hottest NEET alive.

>>10927473

I just had some crisps and a few chocolate digestives, going to make a latte later on.

>>10927424
«Нет»

>>10927466

I tried lucid dreaming once, the second I became lucid the dream would always lose its appeal. It would always end up feeling like a vivid daydream I was having, much wonder was lost.

Sux.

>>10927571
I guess most people are shocked by me because I never leave my room, don't like talking to people, am lazy and don't do anything. Normals gonna norm.

>>10927574
nice m8

>>10927579

I had the same problem when I started, I think it's pretty normal. I'd immediately start fading out of the dream until it got to the point where I was pretty much just awake and with my eyes closed.

The lucid dreams stabilize with practice though. Doesn't take too long until they're just as real as regular dreams.

>>10927581

>because I never leave my room, don't like talking to people, am lazy and don't do anything.

It sounds like you're barely any burden at all then. They have no reason to complain if you're a silent NEET that only requires occasional feeding.

Hell, you could make the argument that a pet dog is more expensive and requires more time than you do. Is your father's girlfriend really so cold-hearted and miserly that she wouldn't spare the money to feed a NEET that is less expensive than a dog?

Are NETs allowed here?

>>10927602
She even compared me to a cat, but she said that a cat. But she said that as a human I should behave like a human ( and adult). I should prepare food for my mom after she comes back home exhausted from work, I should help her cleaning at home and I should talk to her regulary. I admit that I am egoistic. I just don't feel any connection to my parents or most people. I guess that's why no one likes me.

>>10927602

Why do we have all these ads on the TV showing charity funds for dogs when there are NEETs in the country who need help? I dream of the day when I can turn on a television and see one of those charity commercials where the sad music is playing and the photo montage goes by, but instead of pictures of dogs and African children it would be pictures of neglected NEETs sitting by their computers with empty bowls of food.

>>10927624
B-but we are all overprivileged white males!

>>10927620

If you don't consume more resources than a cat or a dog then you shouldn't be expected to work more than a cat or a dog would. If you were a dog then she would be taking you for walks every day and picking up your shit, but she doesn't have to do that so she should be thankful that you're kind enough to not expect the service that you deserve.

She's probably more of a parasite anyway. Has your father given her gifts? Concubines aren't entitled to gifts and if she has ever expected any gifts during holidays, birthdays, or any other event then it's parasitic and she is stepping above her station and trying to reap the benefits entitled to a wife and not a concubine.

Why don't more NEETs get easy internet jobs like running an eBay business or translating Japanese shit for money?

>>10927624
This guy looks like something from the x files. He's trying to avoid government spying with all the tin foil.

>>10927624

Is that one of the creators of lain?

>>10927643
Well I need an own room, an own pc and food for me costs more than cat or dog food. So I do use more resources than a dog.

>She's probably more of a parasite anyway. Has your father given her gifts?

Well this is the problem. She is religious and she is hard working, she has a lot of friends, she had like any job you can imagine. She is actually an interesting person I could learn something from but because I am like the opposite of her she hates me.

>>10926964
killing time on a anonymous imageboard and delude myself that I,m somehow enriching myself.

>>10927647
Because these jobs aren't that easy.

What do all the jobless neets plan to do when you get older? Leach for the rest of your life?

>>10927662
Kill myself.

>>10927662
I'll commit suicide when my mother dies.

>>10927662
Rent out the two homes my parents own, use the money to rent a much smaller apartment.

>>10927662
I'm 27. Once my aunt dies I'll be set with a place to live. I'll just rent it out and hide from everyone there.

>>10927672
>>10927676
I wish I had rich relatives. Most be awesome not having to worry about money or work.

>>10927654

>Well I need an own room, an own pc and food for me costs more than cat or dog food. So I do use more resources than a dog.

I'm not sure, I think you'd have to add it all up. The average NEET doesn't need to go to the doctor nearly as much as dogs do, so pretty much no medical bills. Your food costs more, but you can eat human leftovers to save money while dogs/cats eat their own special food. The PC is a one time purchase so that's not too bad. The room is a downside though, but at the same time you stay in your room while a dog or a cat is running all over the house and getting fur on everything so you require far less cleanup and attention.

It might be close, but I think a low maintenance NEET still costs about as much as a dog if you add up all the expenses.

>>10927662

If my mom dies before I do then I get $100,000.

I think I'll use that money to build a NEET cabin in the middle of no where and live out there like a monk for the rest of my days.

>>10927679
There should be a service that sets up NEETs at live in maids. Family goes out for the day, you clean the house in an hour or two, and then hide away in your room when they come back.

>>10927681
>you clean the house in an hour or two

But that's work.

>>10927662
Leach until my parents die. After that, I guess I'll convince my sister to let me continue living here, assuming she inherits my parents' house. Hopefully I'll die before she does.

Am I the only one here that won't inherit anything?

>>10927684
My sister is even more useless than me, so if my mother dies I'll have to look after both of us. If I keep everything in my name I might be able to use her to pay bills with government money though.

>>10927684
Buy a razor or rope just in case plans go awry.

>>10927690

Is your a NEET?

Have you ever smelled her pussy before? Is she a virgin? What does a smelly NEET pussy smell like? Does she have pubic hair?

Smelly NEET incest is the ultimate fantasy

I'm a little curious as to how many people are NEET due to some sort of disorder/social anxiety and how many are NEET by choice.

I am actually professionally successful, but I live as a NEET when I do not have professional obligations, though in my field that also covers conferences and other networking events.

>>10927690
Force her to go hustling.

>>10927577
Nice French quotes, but have you considered the merits of 『double Japanese quotes』 ?

>>10927662
Well first I'd cry.
After that I'll grow plants, but if things fail then I'll probably starve to death or something.
If I'm old and useless I'll probably give the house to my neice or if they exist then, nephews. They'd have to be good kids though, if they're rotten then I'd give it to someone at the old traditional church who needs it.
I used to be good at woodwork so I could make some money being an artisan
I've always wanted to do glassblowing as well, and people seem to charge (and pay) through the roof for artisan goods so it'd be enough to survive off.

>>10927704
I'm NEET by choice, seven years now.

>>10927704
I am a NEET because I am too lazy for work and too stupid to earn money in other ways.

>>10927704

I'm a NEET because my mom said I don't have to work and it's more fun to stay inside and masturbate than go outside.

Been a NEET for 9 hours. No friends except for /jp/ and my imaginary friends and I couldn't be happier.

>>10927662
I'm trying to become a skilled artist. Not for getting money, though.

>>10927713

9 years*

I'm sorry, I'm tired.

>>10927701
She's not great looking, a filthy unvirgin, and her tits are too big and gross.
>>10927706
Could probably make some money off of those camwhore sites, but I'm not going to ask her.