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Anonymous Sat May 18 03:02:29 2013 No.10901911 [DELETED]

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What would you do if an oiled up bkub Chen (real Chen would probably be violent) was running all over your house making everything greasy?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:04:00 2013 No.10901917 Buy her a tricycle

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:04:00 2013 No.10901919 >>10901911 Shotgun her. A 12 gauge would work.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:04:15 2013 No.10901915 I don't have a house

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:05:14 2013 No.10901921 But bkub Chen doesn't like oil...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:05:29 2013 No.10901922 >>10901911 OP, Chen doesn't like oil; how would she get oiled up in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:07:44 2013 No.10901930 >>10901922 >>10901921 It fell on her and she's uncomfortable so she's rubbing her body all over your house to get the oil off.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:08:00 2013 No.10901936 >>10901930 Okay then Why don't I just give her a bath

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:09:15 2013 No.10901937 >>10901936 She hates water too

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:09:59 2013 No.10901940 >>10901937 bathe her in FLAMES

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:12:44 2013 No.10901951 Call Tewi she must know what to do

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:12:59 2013 No.10901952 File: 191 KB, 966x869, Permanently delitzed Chen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:13:44 2013 No.10901957 I'll rub her slippery body all over and slide it in her. Then I'll cum in her

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:33:59 2013 No.10902030 Is she wearing a neon bikini while covered in oil?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:38:14 2013 No.10902046 >>10902030 No, why would she be?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:46:44 2013 No.10902086 >>10902046 So she can dance for me http://www.tube8.com/strip/micro-bikini-oily-dance-yoko/194619/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:50:44 2013 No.10902100 >>10902086 This was supposed to be a cute thread, not a lewd thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 03:51:29 2013 No.10902106 >>10902100 you mean, a cewd thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:12:59 2013 No.10902200 File: 8 KB, 222x227, lutemaster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10902106 A lute thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 04:19:44 2013 No.10902235 Man, it's so weird imagining bkub Chen doing anything sexual.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 06:28:44 2013 No.10902585 File: 138 KB, 400x1203, playingAlice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10902235 Bkub Chen is lewd as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 07:00:59 2013 No.10902641 >>10901957 But bkub Chen has a weird anatomy... I wouldn't want to see her naked.

>>	Zwidtp !Kcrh6fj3RA Sat May 18 07:56:30 2013 No.10902737 File: 4 KB, 124x114, 1361116700512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. set house on fire 2. hug chen 3. die with 2hu

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 19:40:32 2013 No.10905641 If it was real Chen then I'd just probably rape her, or die.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 19:51:17 2013 No.10905692 >>10901919 this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 18 21:50:47 2013 No.10906181 I'm stealing that Chen picture and there is nothing you can do to stop me!

>>	sage sage Mon May 20 00:25:23 2013 No.10911853 >>10901952 whenever i see this picture think of chen being choked/crushed to death by a large snake such as an anaconda

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:33:48 2013 No.10912396 >>10911853 I thought the picture was supposed to be Chen as a rattle snake.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:40:02 2013 No.10912407 in real life a cat with two tails wouldn't be fast or agile enough to escape me since the balance and stability provided by the one tail would be offset by the other /teething

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 03:57:17 2013 No.10912455 File: 163 KB, 1000x1450, 1330192044713.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10912407 But she isn't a cat. She's a cat youkai that takes the form of a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 07:08:35 2013 No.10912899 >>10912455 Same shit, different asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 07:21:50 2013 No.10912923 >>10912899 Point is, tails aren't important for humans to balance their gait.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 20 07:27:20 2013 No.10912938 >>10912923 Also, she uses magic like steroids to make her speed unbelievable. Enough to wrap around the screen, even.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 04:43:19 2013 No.10918096 >>10912923 >>10912938 yeah well i bet chen is addicted to catnip so fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue May 21 04:48:49 2013 No.10918108 obviously the best thing is set everything on fire

>>	Anonymous Thu May 23 00:54:18 2013 No.10926809 File: 19 KB, 192x192, leomong.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 25 02:25:20 2013 No.10935691 I really hate oil too. I'd probably do the same thing

Anonymous Sat May 25 02:59:06 2013 No.10935775

Sock full of ball bearings. I have taken out 30 cats this year to date with my bag, so it will work. This assumes she is not a normal youkai, which are immune to physical attacks. If that is the case I would turn on my kotatsu and wait for her to get a cold, which I would not treat, going into a lung infection and finishing her off.

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