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Why is Sakuya so cute?

Suwako

Marisa. She exudes lewdness from every pore.

>>10890799
No, purest Touhou. Only bloomers in HM

Nue. How is this even a question?

I can't tell

>>10890803
That just makes her extra lewd.

Minoriko of course.

That slut is so lewd, she dosn't even wear socks or shoes.

What a slut.

Youmu.

Even her name is lwed.

>>10890819
Being barefoot is the same as being nude really. Girls like showing off their slutty feet.

I want a doujin where Suwacko, Nue and Koishi overwhelm a shy, reluctant Youmu.

>>10890826
With their dicks?

>>10890819
I feel feet to be more erotic than tits or asses

>>10890836
Do you like being stepped on?

pic related

>>10890833
20 pages of yuri goodness involving sex toys and whatnot, then one page where Youmu thinks it's finally over and that if it went on for longer she'd probably lose their mind. Then 20 more pages of koishi, nue and suwacko doing the same as before but now with dicks attached to them.

>>10890838
Yes
I want a cute 2hu to step on my penis

>>10890808
This.

>>10890840
This way, people who want an exclusive story not involving any dicks can get what they want. As a fan, I know it's hard to find doujinshi or hentai manga solely involving group sex of females without penises forcing themselves on a lone female.

>>10890840
Who would have the biggest out the three?

>>10890826
What about Kogasa? You're missing Kogasa. Otherwise it's perfect.

>>10890848
Nue. Koishi would grow a penis first. Then Suwacko. Then just as Youmu knows what's coming and tries to get ready for it, she's surprised by Nue's length from behind.

>>10890854
That's the next doujin. It starts really innocently with Youmu meeting Kogasa but then it's revealed it's a sequel to the other doujin as Youmu takes Kogasa down and reveals herself as the newest member of the gang rape squad, there to teach Kogasa all the joys of being used for others' sexual gratification.

>>10890863
Could you describe their penises in detail?

>>10890872
That's really improper and now I'm flustered thinking about it.

>>10890886
Pleeeaaaasssseeeee.

I bet this slutty little alien doesn't even wear panties.

>>10890896
Maybe later...

>>10890929
Epic filenames dood, I still bet you post them on /b/ and /v/ filename threads

>>10890942
That's impossible because I don't leave /jp/, also I only name my images to make the easier to find, I'm sorry if I offended you. I'll try to name them less conspicuously...

>>10890953
If you post more about Touhou dicks, then I'll forgive you.

>>10890956
That's blackmail...

>>10890956
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis

>>10890970
>>Touhous
>>human

rofl

>>10890987

-->Reimu
-->Marisa
-->Sakuya

Are vampires considered a subset of Human? Dracula was a Human in real life wasn't he?

>>10891003
>>those are the only human Touhous he can think of

My sides!

Reimu is a miko youkai, Marisa is a magician youkai, Sakuya is a Belmont youkai.

ZUN's just holding out on announcing that shit.

>>10890969
Please?

>>10891013

>those are only humans he can think of

Those are the only ones I needed to list. I could've Reimu and you still have been wrong.

Zun hasn't announced it? Then its not fucking canon and I'm right once again. And stop green texting.

>>10890840
I wonder what kind of face Suwacky and Nue make when they spooge gallons of semen...

>>10891037
>>he didn't read SSiB

If you unironically think Reimu has all that power and can beat Alice and isn't a new type of youkai, you're a dumb octonary who needs to lurk more.

>>10891043

Why would I ironically think that? And Reimu isn't a Yokai, she's a human no matter what your secondary anime club at school says, until Zun says otherwise.

>>10891063
Sure thing, d00d. Keep reading your English language Pooshlmer-powered Touhou Wiki and bitching about the differences between phantoms and ghosts or which fairies belong on the front page.

Now let those of us who are grown-ups with developed brains capable of critical thinking talk in peace. In the meantime you can lurk more and reflect on what and idiot you are :)

>>10891070

Don't you have a Hentalia con to attend or something?

>>10891023
Alright!! Fine!!

Koishi's is super smooth and has a milky pink color. It has a light gleam along the shaft when it's in a lighted area, because the skin is completely stretched when she gets hard, even her foreskin. It's about 12cm long and warm to the touch, but it's delicate, humble looks hide how hard it is. It's girth is a bit on the thin side but Koishi's enthusiasm more than makes up for it. It arches up and bends slightly to the left.

Suwacko's penis is rougher. The skin doesn't look as soft (even if it feels so), being slightly darker than her skin tone. Her foreskin still covers the edge of her glans even when fully erect, which makes for a different feeling from Koishi's on penetration. She's also 12cm but her girth is average. It arches up as well, except it bends to the right.

Nue is soft-looking, hard-feeling like Koishi's and has the same girth as Suwacko's, but her length is on a completely different level: 17cm long. It's black, as if it's a strapon and connects to her mons pubis mesmerizingly well. It arches up and doesn't bend either way, with the tip pointing straight up.

I'm sorry I'm not very creative but this is enough to make my head spin.

>>10891098
L
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>>10891098
Wow Suwako and me have similar penises, except mine bends to the left and is 16.5cm long

>>10891126
That's huge, almost as big as nue in my description.

>>10891140
It's not really that huge. Only a bit larger than average.

>>10891140
And it feels really good too, made a replica out of household items and stuck it up my butt because I was worrying about it feeling good at all to anyone.

not that I will ever get to use it anywhere

This thread is making me feel funny...

>>10891151
I also noticed taht the arch increases pleasure because it gives off the impression of reachign in into you very very deep when it slides in and out, and the upwarded tip can be used for more precise probing.

And that the foreskin covering the glands bounds them a bit, leaving the thickest part to be at the middle, instead of having a huge blobl at the tip. And that causes a sort of a spreading motion with thrusting that starts to fel really tingly after a while

>>10891197
Mine is like koishi's and the tip isn't any more bloated than the shaft at all.

>>10891126
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>>10891209
How about you two start posting pictures? I'm sick of the "would you suck it" guy, his penis is disgusting.

>>10891209
I was talking about the other extreme in penile forms, the type where the tips is the largest and after that it's only a straight thin line.

Also tried making that but it was not so pleasant, the large tip felt a bit painfull when entering, moving about and pulling out, and the rest of it was not so noticeable

>>10891220
But I'm afraid it'll get me banned right away

This thread turned better than expected! I thought it would just namedropping, but wow!

>>10891098
So... which would you suck?

>>10891220
A permanent archive and nazi janny aren't the best incentive, sorry anon.

>>10891267
The choice is too hard. Can't I be Youmu in that scenario instead?

>>10891285
I'm hard too. Too hard.

>>10891285
>>10891289
I'm hard as well, and yes being Youmu does sound very...lewd

>>10891042
I NEED TO KNOW THIS

>>10891098
What about Youmu's?

>>10891298
>>10891302
Just give me a moment to recover, this thread is giving me shivers all over.

>>10891302
Youmu is a girl!

>>10891305
Besides being the lewdest writer known to /jp/ you're also Dr. Seuss?

>>10891013
"My sides!"
heh just a reminder that its almost summer and the kiddies are rolling in

>>10891315
not as hard as you are mother rolled into my bed lst nite

>>10891315
It's always summer.

>>10891305
Are they very good shivers? rigid but with soft outer shells, pulsating with warmth and having a sweet aroma?

>>10891428
What are you talking about? How can a shiver have smell?

>>10891472
we need to go lewder

>>10891042
I'm a little cooler now.

Suwacko is a fun-loving, serene little girl. She takes it easy and sees Gensokyo as a second chance. She takes things as they come. Such a laid-back goddess would have a laid-back o-face. A loving, caring smile as she tightens herself around her prey. A curious combination of roughness and care.

On the other hand, Nue is a trickster. She's sexually aggressive and she won't let go of what she sets her eyes on until she's satisfied. This reflects on how she climaxes too. She'd smile mischievously as she humps one final, violent time to get herself inside as much as she can. Then, as she finishes releasing, she relaxes and falls on top of her victim, so she can't run away from her once she's ready for more.

>>10891526
I mean you forgot to talk about Koishi's face when she cums.

>>10891513
But what about >>10891302? And you haven't described Youmu's dick either.

>>10891513

>>10891531
Please don't use such uncouth language.

>>10891513
Now I need some cooling off to certain sorts of images in my head

>>10891526
Youmu doesn't use a dick. She shapes her ghostly half into a double dildo and solidifies it. It's so soft it doesn't need lubrication to slide in and isn't as warm as normal penises. ON the other hand, since Youmu has to keep that shape, you can feel it pulsing when her mind is starting to blank out.

>>10891575
Oh my.

I wish some doujin artist browsered /jp/, so he would make this dream doujin come true.

Which position would they take?

>>10892021
That depends. In the non-penetrative part of the doujin they'd struggle a lot at first. Youmu is really strong after all. Koishi isn't made for power struggles so Nue and Suwacko would have to hold Youmu down. Suwacko by her legs and Nue by her arms. Then Koishi would work on Youmu's sensitive spots: most of her body because she's very inexperienced. Koishi would slide her hands over Youmu's wrists and Youmu would wring along with Koishi's motions, still struggling and fighting off how good it feels. Nuw would kiss Youmu's forehead and bombard her with compliments. Koishi would kiss Youmu's exposed thighs. As Youmu weakens and her defenses lower, Nue and Suwacko join in. Nue unbuttons Youmu's shirt, Suwacko takes off Youmu's shoes and socks and Koishi undresses Youmu's skirt.

Do I have to go on or do you get where it all ends up? Is my writing really any good at all?

>>10892048
Please, go on.

bump

>>10890826
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>>10892048
>doujin

Go back to >>>/a/.

>>10892413
Even the japanese sometimes refer to doujinshi as "doujin".

>>10892484
Retarded faggots should learn their own language, back to /a/ with them.

>>10892488
Your hate is as baseless as it is blind.

>>10892490
It's not an easy life, brah. I try my best.

So this thread's conclusion is that the lewdest touhous are Nue, Suwako, Koishi, Youmu and Kogasa?

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>>10892514
Yukari, Eirin, Seiga, Yuuka, Yuyuko and the rest of the mature young lady squad aren't lewd. They're erotic.

>>10892521
Except Kanako

>>10892544
Kanako is just rude. No two ways about it.

>>10892549
I'd say Yuyuko has a bit of rudeness to herself too. Yuugi is definitely rude too.

>>10892549
How so? She's the least attractive Touhou.

>>10892575
>She's the least attractive Touhou
But that's Wriggle anon.

>>10892689
Wriggle is plenty attractive. Don't be mean or spread false rumours.

>>10892689
I don't know about that, anon.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/373334/65e7c10c3c/

>>10892707
WHOA thanks for the VIRUS man...

>>10892707
Virus... ): Don't click!

>>10892689
Wriggle is a boy, he doesn't count.

>>10890799
...meanwhile...

>>10892721
no, derek the epic samefag meme, it's just a porn site the /b/tards all use (that and some marketing scheme or spinoff called "ex-hentai" which carries stuff that supposedly was TOSsed from the main site. I'm sure it's still there, you just need to access it from a different url. And also fuck with your cookies or whatever some routine they've got the /b/ kids all telling each other all about, don't bother)

>>10892726
Wriggle is a girl!

>>10892755
holy heck

that's some good ironic shitposting

>>10892689
Even Wriggle is more fappable than Kanako

They all seem like pure maidens to me. They dress so modestly.

>>10891597
Oh meh gurd I bonered

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>>10891531
What, what kind of face does Koishi make?

>>10892910

>>10891098
Which has the tastiest semen?

>>10893058
This is importantr

>>10893058
I'm not the original guy, but I would think that:

Koishi: Extremely mild in taste, and pretty normal when it comes to texture, a very friendly taste. A normal amount comes out, slightly shooting at first and then oozing some more gently

Suwako: A bit more dickly taste, but still mild, extremely gooey and thick in texture, and due to that a smaller quantaty would come out, not shooting but dripping and oozing, for a longer duration of time

Nue: Extremely strong flavour, you either love it or hate it, and it is much more watery than the other twos, but due to that there would be a lot of it, and all of it would shoot out in three to four shots, carrying it out with pressure and speed

>>10893711
which touhou would make so much thick gooey cum that I would die if she forced me to try to swallow it all?

>>10892067
>>10892898
Koishi is sitting on top of Youmu's waist. She leans down and begins kissing Youmu's midriff. Youmu lets out a moan and Nue keeps asking if it really felt that good, that she's so cute and sensitive and that they're gonna have a lot of fun with her. Youmu, weakened by the contant stimulus now only has strength to deny everythin Nue says. She starts crying, meekly. Nue lifts Youmu in order to remove her bra. After she's done she hugs Youmu from behind and keeps bombarding her with flattery, whispering in her ear and nibbling Youmu's earlobe inbetween. She reassures Youmu, telling her there's no need to cry, she's going to be treated so well and Nue and her friends will make sure she has lots of fun.

Meanwhile, Suwacko grins and takes something from her hat: an egg vibrator. Youmu can't see her since her view is blocked by Koishi, kissing and teasing her now exposed nipples, but soon enough she feels something being pressed against her puff. Instinctively, she tenses her thighs. Then she feels a vibration and realizes what's happening. She finds new motivation to try and break herself free, trying to close her legs and pushing Koishi away, crying and begging them to please stop. Nue quickly grabs Youmu's arms again and kisses her neck, sending shivers down Youmu's spine. She weakens yet again but keeps trying to close her legs. Suwacko lets her, knowing that Youmu is helping keep the egg vibrator in place.

I only wrote more because one anon asked for it, I'm sorry for the tl;dr.

>>10894585
Ahh, I was trying to get things done today, but now I just want to do lewd stuff...

umm...wow, what kindofa thread was this

>>10891070
> :)

Get out.

>>10894780
wow r u a autist?

Out of the three, which is the most skilled with using their cocks?

>>10894786
Yes.

What makes Youmu decide to make her own ghost-cock?

>>10894827
Youmu is submissive

>>10894843
Then why would she force herself upon Kogasa?

>>10894846
She broke. She's doing the bidding of Suwacko, Nue and Koishi so she can be rewarded.

>>10894856
Oh my. How did this happen? How will she be rewarded?

>>10894859
I only just wrote part of the non-penetrative part of the doujin jeez! Can't you think for yourself a little? I blush thinking about this stuff specially when I put myself in Youmu's place.

>>10894873
But, but, I really want to hear more about this... it's very nice.

>>10894873
Then you need to think lewder. Go lewder. Reach into those deep parts of your mind with warm hard toughts, that penetrate deep and stimulate so much during their jorney that they send electric vibrations and tingles all trough your body, numbing your mind to everything else than the pleasure

>>10894873
>dai-chan is too embarassed.png

>>10893723
Yuugi

This thread has become very lewd

>>10895207
What's the point of removing the background of a picture? Why do people do it? What do they gain from it? Is it an alternative to smilley faces or those "current mood:" things that are used in forums? I don't get it.

>>10895216
What's the point of posting epic memes? Why do you do it? What do you gain from it? I don't get it.

>>10895216
I have no answer for that question so heres a lewd picture of Rumia eating clear youghurt instead

>>10895219
But >>10895207 is the one buying into epic memes.

>>10895224
Trustful sources tell me that Rumia is the canon lewdest Touhou

3-way tie

>>10895224
definitely not enough

>>10901108
Two different types of crazy glue

>>10892521
I agree with this
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>>10892549
I don't agree with this

>>10890815
Bloomers are purity.