/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why is she such a bitch?

>>10870975
She rivals Sanae in the slut race.

Would you shot Aya if she tried to break into your house to get material for her article about social losers?

>>10870986
would shoot

>>10870982
because Gensokyo is a tough place.

>>10870986

Danmaku type shooting or gun type shooting?

>>10870986
what are you a loony?

I hope she breaks her leg, fucking bitch with shitty shoes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3AB-aL-C3o

never gets old

>>10871011
I'd frolic with Aya.

>>10870986
Invite her in,play some PoFV.

>>10871011
cute

>>10870986
Impossible, she has Hatate, Patchouli, and Kaguya in Gensokyo if she wanted to write a expose about social losers and shutins.

SHAMEIMARU!!!!!

>>10871638
I never get tired of that video

>>10870986
Oh, I'd shoot her alright. With my dick.

I'm a little black bird
nestled in the dark
you tell me there's and outside
world
hurricanes and sparks

I'm a little black bird
Nestled In your palm
You tell me there's an outside
World
I'm sure it can't be as warm.

I don't want to learn to fly

If I want the answers to thousands of questions
Tell me to
Throw them to the wind
I think we've found the one solution
To a thousand questions
Help me clip my wings

I don't want to learn to fly
That would mean I'd say goodbye

>>10871638
BIMBO MIKO


Damn, I lost link to that.
Somebody, do share

>>10871676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3AB-aL-C3o

>>10871104
I love epik memes about Hata-tan and le NEET Kaguya too. Please keep posting, *smiley face*.

>>10871773
please stop it.

no love for pointy ears and wings?

>>10871773
I love shitposting whenever I see something I don't like too. XDDDDDDDDDD

>>10871676
>>10871691
I too have been meaning to find it recently.
Thanks, both of you!

>>10872169
is there a animated version?

I like miniature Aya.

>>10872169
Oh god. Dat flapping.

I recently bought a couple Aya/tengu doujins...but this one went out of stock right before I made the order.
I am frustrated. Cheer me up, /jp/.

>>10872729
Like little palm-top Aya, or young Aya?

>>10871691

>Eientei
>Kirisame-tei
>Tewi
>....uh Tewi

lost it

and that UNYUUUUUUUUUUUU~

thanks for the video

>>10872889
Aya is not a cat.

But OP, I like the Kakashi Spirit News over Bunbunmaru. Bunbunmaru is too sensationalist and reads more like a tabloid than a newspaper.

>>10872907
I wonder if that guy still exists

>>10872959
Who?

>>10872941
But Kakashi doesn't report on anything relevant! All their stories are weeks, months old!

I'm going to get on an airplane in an hour. It would be nice if I could be drugged enough to see Aya flying alongside outside the window. I guess I'll have to settle with my imagination.

>>10873055
>>10873059
Those are my 2 favorite 2hus.

What does Aya eat?

>>10873350
people

>>10873350
oats like a tru neet.she's a light eater.

>>10875389
Only fresh /jp/sies that go to Gensokyo.

CAW CAW

In my headcanon Aya has a penis

>>10871691
It'd be fantastic if the subtitled one wasn't JPEG-the-strongest'd.

Aya is beautiful

>>10876033
I remember people used to post this image, and I went looking for it for the longest time (I vaguely remembered what video it was from, but I couldn't find it until just now). Then you go ahead and post a screenshot.

Thank you, Anon.

Also mplayer best player.

>>10876002
Does Aya caw? I somehow doubt it.

>>10877382
only when she's pissed

>>10877382
She goes Ayaya.

Aya's so rapeable.

>>10878278
How fast can you do it?

>>10878278
Whoa, what, no. Don't rape Aya.

Please don't sexualize Aya.

>>10878362
Easier said than done...

Where would you touch Aya?

I would go for the back of her thigh.

>>10878442
Oh, where wouldn't I touch Aya?

>>10878442
Can I touch her hair? She has nice hair.

>>10878449
You can only touch one place.

How about we have a tengu thread next time and not Aya thread #89325

>>10878470
Tengu don't get along.

>>10878470
Yeah seriously. Some of us are Hatate fans. Momiji is pretty cute too.

I wish she was real and with me

>>10878470
Hatate feeling unloved?

>>10878480
I want to intern for Hatate's Kakashi Spirit News.

"All the news that's fit to print (in Gensokyo)."

Last time I made a 10gu thread people were too shy to post. It would probably end up Hatate being bullied.

>>10878487
I liken the Kakashi Spirit News to a refined monthly political magazine like The Atlantic or Harper's, while Bunbunmaru seems more like the Gensokyo equivalent of the New York Post or Daily Mail (better readership but more gossip and sensationalism)

>>10878499
Hatate is too bakkoi to get bullied.

>>10878515
The whole Aya v. Hatate rivalry seems to be ZUN's take on the conflict between mainstream media and alt. media, to me at least.

You're spot on with Aya's intentions in my opinion, but Hatate has, to me, been drawn as a clear caricature of the typical blog jockey/"citizen journalist" that is apparently threatening the very lives of major newspapers and other big media institutions.

Her dialogue (especially her commentary in the spell cards) comes off as very adolescent in tone and substance, she dresses less conservatively and is concerned more with fashion relative to Aya, and she eschews actual reporting in favour of using the Gensokyo equivalent of Google to reblog old content with her own spin on affairs.

The result is that she, like the vast majority of blogs, is consigned to obscurity and irrelevance, while her less scrupulous rival continues to enjoy visibility, relevance, market dominance, and the revenues that flow from these benefits.

>>10878518

>>10878578
Now, I am not writing this as a condemnation of Hatate. Far from it - her dialogue with Aya in the Spoiler stage of DS reveals her philosophy towards journalism as one that all journalists (me included) should work to uphold:

>The territory for newspapers should be free for all from the start.
>There's no need for a newspaper with the best subjects bundled with the worst content.
>To create a good interview you need articles of repeated revisions!
>An article that suits the picture can catch the reader's interest and bring out the picture's charm even more.

Compare that to Aya, who basically outs herself as a media whore:
>Things like an article's content is nothing before the incident's quality.
>The truth is that an incident that really catches interests can satisfy 90% of the people by just showing a picture!
>How many words do you think humans read?
>For those humans who say they work seriously everyday and would be satisfied by a little entertainment,

>>10878606
[cont.]
>and those humans who scan the headlines and pictures and feel like they know everything about the world,
>they won't have the leisure to read the contents of the article and understand its essence.

Hatate is a principled journalist that has hamstrung herself (up until the events of DS) by refusing to venture beyond the conveniences her cameraphone offered her through spirit photography.

Also, she has legs, twintails, and a genki attitude. Wd fuq

>>10878578
>she dresses less conservatively
HOW
CAN
YOU
TELL

>>10878578
>>10878606
>>10878627

Let's face it,she is basically Aya's loser sister.

>>10878633
>Twintails with large ribbons
>Shorter skirt
>Geta strapped to feet with long ribbons that wrap around the stockings
>Bold, simple, striking clothing patterns

>>10878648
She has her integrity. Can Aya make a similar claim?

>>10878660
Aya is a journalist for fun and laughs but at least she takes her job seriously.

What about Hatate? cameraphone? seriously... she needs her own thing.

>>10878678
she needs my dick

>>10878678
>Aya is a journalist for fun and laughs
Interesting way to describe corruption.

>seriously... she needs her own thing.
Hence the events of DS. She recognizes that the status quo for her is simply not enough, and has decided to shadow Aya, looking for an opportunity to knock her off her pedestal.

Subsequent cameos in the print works show that she's following up on becoming a full-fledged reporter.

Hatate? Who is that again?

>>10878726
I'll fight you

;_;

>>10878731
Oh right, I remember now. Sorry, it completely slipped my mind. Hope you don't mind I forgot about you in SoPM.

Also, like my shirt?

>>10878707
That won't happen and you know it,even ZUN knows it,maybe he wants her to suffer. Her design is too similar to Aya's and personality wise she's weak.

>>10878750
Yeah, I'm fairly resigned to her official obscurity. At least she has more of a following in fanon than the Aki sisters or the Prismrivers. Should keep a steady stream of fanon coming, even if most of it is Aya x Hata yuri.

>>10878789
>AyaxHata yuri

Are you fucking kidding. You're actually hoping for that shit? Fuck that.

>>10878804
Judging from his post, he's not, but he'd rather take that over no Hatate fanon.

>>10878804
Hey man, beggars can't be choosers.

>>10878810
A couple of the non-H stories are sweet, if a bit sappy.

But yeah, most of it is garb...

>>10878820
hatate is not hatatan

>>10878862
But Hata-tan makes my pee-pee happy, anon.

>>10878867
>>10878881
>>10878894
>pixiv IDs in file names
The world thanks you for your courtesy.

Do you think Hatate would've been the type to use Instagram if it existed in Gensokyo, /jp/?

What the hell is all this?

>>10878461
Says who?

>>10878914
It's a tengu with integrity.

Now bugger off, shouldn't you be busy hacking into the voice mails of royals and war widows?

>>10878924
>Aya thread for Aya fans

Integrity, huh? Is that what you call it?

cutest 10gu 2hu

>>10878938
That's pretty cute
I'm not a big fan of yuri, but I do like kisses

>>10878910
Possibly. Hatate's big strength is in her prose and commentary, though. I'd imagine she'd use it in conjunction with twitter or tumblr.

>>10878934
Aya's had her time in the /jp/ spotlight, she can shove off.

>>10878952
I don't like this kind of karma, if you can call it that, getting dumped on Shameimaru.

>>10878961
Shove off from her own thread? I don't think so.

>>10878974

>>10878993
Not even posting your precious scallop tengu now? How weak.

>>10878946
I wish 2 b qt 10gu 2hu

>>10878998
shrug
also no one on /jp/ gets hotate/hatate
appreciate the effort though but come on
we're all secondaries here

>>10879001
iktfb

>>10879006
Don't speaking for everyone, please.

>>10879012
okay

>>10879021
awwwwwwww sheeeit nigga
I wish they would get around to finishing that piece up

>>10878707
>corruption
The fuck are you talking about?

>>10879028
Her integrity as a journalist is corrupt. She's on the level of the New York Post or the Toronto Sun.

I would be barred from employment at any respectable media institution if I were to attempt to pull some of the shenanigans she indulges in fairly regularly.

>>10879038
Pffft. You think the rest of the tengu are any better?

>>10879046
Chapter 8 of CoLA shows Bunbun in a less favourable light relative to the obscure papers of the other Tengu.

id=35330880
A little too explicit for /jp/, but it's nice to see oni and tengu getting along like the old days.

>>10879068
Remove futa from premises

>>10879062
Not seeing it.

>>10879077
okay then

>>10879068
"Getting along?" Bullshit, none of the mountain residents want to be there.

>>10879086
Nitori might be enjoying herself

>>10879082
...not seeing newspapers or tengus or anything even related to them in there, I mean.

>>10879098
You can't even see her face.

>>10879101
Sorry, chapter 17
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Curiosities_of_Lotus_Asia/Chapter_17

>>10879109
>might be enjoying herself
>might

>>10879112
> It was truly awful.
See picture.

Not seeing the "less favourable light relative to the obscure papers of the other Tengu," though. More like they're all like that.

I would pay money to watch an 80s cop show featuring Hatate as the rookie junior, Aya as the grizzled loose cannon, and Momiji as the hard-ass police chief who is always threatening Aya with taking her badge if she doesn't stop going rogue

>>10879229
So they're just equally shitty in different ways, then?

Perhaps the account is biased against Aya's favour, given her "unique" method of newspaper delivery.

>>10879250
>You're way out of line, Shameimaru!

>>10879250
>I would pay money to watch an 80s cop show featuring Hatate as the rookie junior, Aya as the grizzled loose cannon, and Momiji as the hard-ass police chief who is always threatening Aya with taking her badge if she doesn't stop going rogue

I'd be happy with just a doujin series

>>10870975
Aya if cute.

wud fug hard without protection

>>10879283
That's too much anon, you might get pregnant.

Can I buy ZUN's Aya shirt yet?

>>10879292
I'd be content with a scarf.

>>10879299
>not wanting to buy Aya's entire outfit, including panties, tokin hat, geta, reporter's armband, and Leica
Her camera looks like a Leica anyway

I WANT TO MARRY AYA

>>10879347

Aya looks like the type of girl that enjoys being on top, if you know what I mean.

>>10879345
is that Ragna the Bloodedge
did she marry Ragna the Bloodedge
is she princess carrying Ragna the Bloodedge
>>10880028
no one has any idea what you're talking about dude

>>10880028
I think I do!

I wish to be her mate for life.

>>10871660
I was worried none of the replies would be about shooting her with a dick but then I read your reply and everything was alright.

>>10880257
>tfw a qt 10gu will never spirit you away to the 10gu village and show you what it means to be alive

I really wish ZUN made a manga about Youkai Mountain.

They created actual civilization while rest of Gensokyo is just fooling around.

>>10880652

They would just eat you.

>>10880652
I'll show you what it means to be alive
*whips out dick*

ikrjefdijijvgdcdfg

>>10880664
That would be glorious, but I'm worried he'd make some nasty canon about them or something.

>>10881955

That makes it even better.

>>10882092
Ugh, no it doesn't.

I wonder if Tenma is a woman. It would be interesting to give the current tengu a boss.

>>10882566
I think Tenma is genderless.A superior being and more like a spiritual adviser for the Tengu of Gensokyo.

>>10882566

Of course it's a woman. Every single significant being is female. Males can't into high level magic.

I want to rape Aya, so she can stalk me to make me take responsibility and never leave her side again

>>10883872
I'm pretty sure she'd just whup your butt, dude.

>>10879282
agree

>>10883872
Methinks she'd just abort it immediately and beat the hell out of you.

>>10883872
She's too fast for you to ever catch.

>>10883998
I think it'd be relatively easy to trick a tengu with their inborn pride, though.
I think there's a couple myths along those lines.

Aya with pantyhose is nice too.

>>10884096
Safer too, but bare legs or ZR are both better.

>>10883872
I want Aya to blackmail me into letting her have her way with me, and then forcing me to stay with her.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/2e23dfc7a3d46fa2bbe70faf3df42a10.png
My god, that face...I don't think I've ever seen a face like that on Aya.

>>10883998
Thats when he visits Eirin and gets some good drugs that will immobilize her but let her keep full awareness and sneak them into some food he offers as a gift.

Aya is too cheap to turn down free food.

>>10884808
To cruel.

Aya's cheap? What?

>>10884813
Tengus are Gensokyo's version of Jews and Gypsies. Didn't you know?

>>10885091
Kindly leave the libel to the professionals.

>>10884149
I prefer my tengu barefoot.

>>10887342
But, but...the geta!

>>10887367
But the bare feet!

Feet are disgusting. We wear shoes because nobody wants to see those ugly things.

>>10887449
I don't like 3D feet but 2D feet is really cute.

>>10887449
That's like saying that women wear bras because nobody wants to see their tits.

Then how about with boots?

i want to cuddle her and feel her fluffy wings hugging me

best 2hu has her own games

It is too damn hot lately.

>>10893641
I'm supposed to be getting snow on Friday night.

>>10893751
Argh, no, no more snow!
Nevermind, heat is nice.

Sucks to sleep in, though.

>>10893813
I don't know, I prefer the cold. There's something special about sitting by the fireplace or snuggling up under warm thick blankets.

Though I'm not sure I'm to happy about having snow in the summer. Weather is getting crazier.

>>10893861
Er, technically spring.

This image is pretty cozy.

>>10893861
Oh, I do too, but snow in May weirds me out.
...and I'm gonna be outside for four hours this weekend. No snow.

What's Aya's temperature preference?

>>10870975
Aya has nice tits.

I want to rape and kill Aya.

>>10896564
whoa whoa buddy. wus wrong. you can talk to me. dont do. .anything rash now.

>>10896553
How so? They're not very big.

>>10896665
In my expert opinion big doesn't mean better.

I want to drug Aya, then rape her like there's not tomorrow

>>10896665
I'd suck on them. So they're nice.

Not as nice as Sanae's or Okuu's, but still nice.

>>10896752
Damn right.

>>10896770
Oh? And what Touhou's breasts wouldn't you suck?

>>10896815
Flan's.
Remilia's.
Satori's.
Flat chest Reimu's.

>>10896815
rotten milk

>>10896759
Now I want to sleep rape Aya so badly

>>10896834
>Satori's
I'm sure she's thrilled about that, but I'm not. You should want to nibble those nipples just to see her reaction.

She's gonna be in HM, right? Right?

I would also like to suckle on her succulent teat.