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10833530 No.10833530[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

that eff when you make take your first hella big shitpost right into the /jp/, before wiping your ass with some 2hu paper and going back to /a/.

>> No.10833535
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god i love my huffing my shit and smelly farts lol

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Good Job Bullies, push da fart out da bum XD

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>>10833535

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oops i got some on my nose lol

o well ill just lick it :L

mmm tastes good XD

>> No.10833557

You can't see farts IRL.

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>>10833557
You can if you inject food coloring in your ass, hehe.

Me and by boyfriend do it all the time~

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I love it when i take a big smelly fart in my track suit (I own a nice red velour one) and then I tug my front open and feel the gas tickle my balls as I suck it into my nostrils. It makes me a little dizzy, and gives me a huge boner.

pic related is my waifu in a track suit lol wish I could smell her farts

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>>10833562

Just wait until our honeymoon!

I got a small factory shop to put this little baby together for me. I can't wait to see your colored farts travel through it! I made the pipes see through just for the occasion.

it'll be so romantic when we open a bottle of our vintage farts on our anniversary!

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>>10833585
Oh just think hon!

When we're old farting men, we can go through are fart cellar and take a bottle of farts from this year and think back to all of the fond memories~

2013 will be a good year for farts~

>> No.10833599

Speaking of gas

Gas this thread

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>>10833595

I can't wait, sweetie!

I knew I made the right choice when I got down on one knee, ripped a big, juicy butt-burster that stank up the room, and asked you to marry me, that night after we watched LOGH together and were all classy and shit!

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>>10833616
MMmm~

I can't wait to live in a shitty little flat with you off of our autism bux and fill it with the sweet aroma of our mixed farts~

Every day will be just like heaven~

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>>10833632

Maybe we can make fart-art for a little extra money. I know you're an amazing fartist, baby, it's part of the reason I fell in love with you! We can do shows on the streets by farting our food-coloring laced farts into the air, drawing and singing with our butts, and having artistic, erotic fart sex while we people throw money into our plastic butt-shaped containers!

I can't wait to move to San Francisco with you!

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>>10833641
Oh hon, don't forget about your amazing fart poetry talent!

As I paint beautiful murals in the air with my toxic shit gas, you can read your wonderful poems that criticize the Obama administration so eloquently, recited in farts of course!

Why, w-we might even when an award for our wonderful street performance!

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>>10833654
I can't wait! It's about time someone recognizes us for our talents!

B-but, sometimes I just want to cuddle up with a nice glass-and-mask and enjoy our gas during a calm evening at home.

>> No.10833675,1 [INTERNAL] 

gay

>> No.10833675,2 [INTERNAL] 

>that eff when
e/jp/in

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