/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why are you asking me? You're the one with the polls.

Why is everyone so short?

a random guy from /fit/ should know better than to measure fitness by height weight and BMI

>virgins

Who gives a shit

>>10832482
grills

Average height of the american male is like 5'8" or something

>>10832488
Would it?

Would be interesting to see the same chart for femanons.

Only 77% of /jp/sies are virgins?

This can't be sure.

>BMI

where my fatNEETs at?

>>10832493
I don't understand how anyone can be fat and NEET. I tend to forget about eating when I find something interesting to do.

I never saw this poll and I'm on /jp/ 24/7.

Sounds like bullshit

>>10832496
eating is interesting

feelio when 5'8" 163lb virgin

>>10832493
Ever since I went full NEET I have actually lose weight

I can finally spend time planning the beginning of my day and including exercise and a good meal in it

>>10832497
I know what you mean, even when I sleep I have an elaborate machine hooked up to my computer to the end of a vibrating rod that I stick in my butt. Every time someone posts on /jp/ it vibrates. That way I can keep track even when I'm trying to sleep.

Haven't seen this shitty poll.

>>10832498
I'm a hardcore foodie and I cook whenever possible, yet there are still things more interesting than eating.

>>10832498
Gets boring after a while, unless you delve into recipes.

Plus I'm the type of guy to drink tea instead of eat food when I'm idle and have nothing better to do.

If you aren't a virg you don't belong in /jp/

>>10832504
That sounds awesome. Does it play denpa ringtones as well when it vibrates?

That sounds like it would feel really good.

>>10832507
this

I was just looking at this pol on /sp/. I can NOT believe there are more virgins in /mlp/ than on /jp/. You guys are supposed to have virginity as a standard for each user.

>>10832496
eating can be something to do when bored
but there are the NEETs who claim that it's always super fun and there's never any boredom for a true /jp/sie

Bump to combat all the sages

>>10832507
But, they made me do it! They wouldn't stop even after I said I'd scream.

link to thread in archive please.

>>10832519
you were asking for it.

>>10832476
>/b/
>18

my bmi is like 18
I went from 180lbs to 130lbs a year into NEETlyfe
how can you possibly stay fat as a NEET, don't you feel bad for eating all your parents' food? or just forget to eat due to messed up sleep cycle and being busy pursuing your interests?

I can't make sense of your barbaric fucking measurments, go make a new one.

>>10832524
No!
NO!

>>10832536
yes

/a/ got so buttflustered at losing to you in virginity that they deleted the post

>>10832476
Look at these fat fucks on /a/ /g/ and /mlp/

Also /jp/ shouldn't be this fat. Fat people don't belong in neetdom.

>>10832483
Let's be honest: only a negligible amount of users will have sufficient muscle mass for BMI to be inaccurate.

>>10832493
I want to wipe her face.
This arouses me.

What the hell does being a virgin have to do with fitness? Should cancer patients get whores rather than chemotherapy? Are STD's not sexually transmittable after all? And how is this otaku culture? When was this even made and why do I have the feeling all the "/jp/ers" surveyed were so outside /jp/? Why always include us with the rest of the boards? Why go out of your way to do something we don't want to be part of?

The two boards with the most rampant shitposting as part of board culture, /sp/ and /jp/, also have the highest average age

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op just posted the same exact thread on g

>>10832522
i checked for posts in OP with "fitness" and i couldn't find anything.

its fake or he made up shit for /jp/

I remember /jp/ did do a virginity poll though

It came out to 82% or something
Granted with internet polls who the fuck knows

>>10832554
What is wrong with us?

>>10832559
Why wouldn't he?

Very few tru /jp/sies would bother to put in the effort to respond to that poll.

>>10832568
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The prime sign to search for in a crossboard infestation is a sage to noko ratio below 5 to 1.

Do you guys actually believe in 4chan polls?
I bet at least 80% of them is bullshit

>>10832568
Shitposting is the best way of escaping the dreariness of adult life

>>10832578
counter sage

Does janny make a point to not be around when real garbage gets posted and to be a complete nazi towards funposting?

>>10832580
How depressing no?

>>10832577
Ahh the torres spam. There was so much going on that day. I can't even mention half of what I did or else I'd never post here again.

Impures please leave.

>>10832591
We don't care what you did. We don't want you to post here again in either case.

>>10832589
This is how you summon janny

I give him 3 minutes at the most

>>10832591
What brings you here, 'Chicharito' Hernandez?

>>10832591
I actually have nothing against you guys on /sp/ though, I went there a few times to see what its like and it's a pretty crazy board and seems pretty fun if you like sports, unlike let's say /a/ which is just a bunch of try-hard raging nerds

>>10832605
Last time we said some board is "alright" we got a /tg/ infection to deal with. Stop saying other boards are "pretty cool". Specially normalshit centrals like /sp/.

>>10832605
yeah they're so randum xD

>>10832605
Stop flattering yourself, /sp/. You're a different flavour of try-hard compared to /a/.

>linked here from /fit/
>mfw reading this thread
I thought /fit/ was bad

>>10832605
That actually made me feel good. Knowing at least some of you don't hate /sp/ and can handle the #banter. And yea it is fun, but we're not random idiots like this guy is implying >>10832608 well most of the time we're not.

>>10832606
I'm a regular lurker that likes to interact with you guys.

>>10832617
I assume he posted it on each board involved.

>>10832612
Who are you quoting?

>>10832605
How can you even say such a thing about a board from where shit like "summer/winter cup" spawned from?

>>10832612
Jesus fucking christ, OP is quite the attention whore. Did he learn basic statistics and wanted to show off his knowledge?

>>10832610
I'm hardly "/sp/", I'm just saying what I think of their board and I sure as helll don't want /sp/ regulars here.

>>10832617
I hardly remember about these gay cups

>>10832613
Just what we needed. Yet another attention whore who is in it for the shitposting.

>>10832613
Get out.

>>10832528
Well the I guess EVERYONE on /b/ is 18, eh?

is it normies night or something?

>>10832613
meant >>10832607

>>10832620
Haven't been told to get out in a while. I thought you guys got soft or something.

>>10832621
then*. I'm sure you get it.
>retorts trieraso

>>10832623
I take it you came straight from /a/ about 3 months ago then.

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http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8845129
you could have stopped it /jp/ but you shitposted anyway

>feelio when europe-time /jp/ is a haven of goodposting and excellence and all the garbage posters are active during US time and come from all parts of america

I guess it's time to go to sleep. The board is virtually unrecognisable during late nights.

/mlp/ sure is being a stereotype

>>10832629
When is the best time to browse your board? i.e. the moment with the least amount of shitposting.

>>10832634
You are clearly just looking for a reason to insult me because I said something you disagree about one board. I meant that I hardly pay attention to the 4chan, but I'm sure you will keep thinking that I'm crossboarder anyway so whatever buddy

>>10832641
I'm European and I honestly can't tell the difference.

>>10832638
I like it that the thread didn't get deleted by the janitor. Is this a mod's project?

>>10832649
I like how many serious replies it got.

>>10832638
Threads like those always work the same way. OP makes the thread, spams it on irc/steam/wev2.0 social networks, sits back and lets his cronies do his job. You can't stop shit like this. Look at the summer cup thing, as mentioned by some other anon.

>>10832644
Anytime during the day usually. Especially on Sat/Sun when there are games on. By the time it turns night in USA, the shitposting is the only posting on /sp/ unless janitors autism is flaring that night.

>>10832496
Agreed. Eating sucks. I really hate eating. I don't know why people relate NEETs to fat people, because I despise eating. It's just a ridiculously huge waste of time.

>>10832641
Stay awake for some more time and it will get better

Notice how the votes don't divide evenly. Lies and slander.

>>10832482
Because fuck off with manlet shit. Short is moe. Not being a tall freak.

>>10832668
It's a shit poll made by some random tard from /fit/. Do you really expect something out of it?

ｆａｔＮＥＥＴ　ｏｎｌｙ

By the way could someone link me to that website where one person submits music and everyone in the room listens to it?

I don't remember what it was called. I think it started with an "S" I'm not sure.

>>10832672
I don't like being called a freak, you are only encouraging more bullying by saying things like this. Defensive manlet.

>>10832476
>/v/
>44%

top lel

>>10832674
I expect crossboarders roaming free around the board for a week, with some of them becoming regular visitors. Cross-board efforts only attract the worst kind of people. They always make me upset and I can't stop them

>>10832675
You so sad, posting these things, yet deep down you know fat people have no place in neetdom ;)
Here is the board for you >>>/g/

>>10832675
More like pregnant neet?

>>10832685
I'd say it's about right. /v/ has been /b/ 2.0 for a while now.

>>10832638
That thread makes me want to puke. Fucking blogging normals PLEASE get out of /jp/.

>>10832697
The proper term is fauxNEET.

>>10832672
sour

>>10832689
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>>10832687
Probably 80% of the current /jp/ userbase is crossboarder now, so it will be pretty much like taking a shit into the sewer. I do hope it doesn't happen though

>>10832476
So, in resume /mlp/ users are the biggest losers.Not only they like little girls cartoons, but most of them are virgins and really fat.
/jp/ is in second place with the oldest users and a big number of virgins.

>>10832682
>>10832682
someone link me and I wont come back for 2 weeks.