/jp/ - Otaku Culture

so lewd she poops chocolate for valentines day.

She is 69 lewd.

Hahaha.

As lewd as she wants to be and you can't stop her.

Cute, not lewd.

Very lewd.

you guys are sick, she's like 3000 years old

>>10764401
I think that would be more convenient than lewd.

She poops nesquik, perfect waifu can produce a nutrious breakfast solely by her bodily functions

>>10764409
Source? The reverse image searchers didn't give me anything.

>>10765670
They don't, so here.

http://exhentai.org/g/483247/a101930203/

>>10765875
Thanks!

>>10765875
>send link to le sad panda image

epic trolling dude

>>10764409
Goddamnit.

>>10766569
>not getting around le sad panda

>>10767202
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k4i9DqqcnU

Stop it you erotic bunny. Being that sexy is against the law.

How do you pronounce Tewi? TWO-EE, or TEH-WEE?

>>10767269
Tei you dumb casual scum.

As lewd as her secondary fans draw her.

>>10767271
le ok :)

Tewi does seem to have an oddly erotic aura.

>>10767303
I wanna take Trwi on a hot air balloon ride and ask her to marry me.

And when she says no, I'll toss her ass out.

>>10767311
Why?

>>10767277
Can I have the original picture please?

>>10767311
looks like an ebin meme that

>>10767269
Teh-ee, the w is silent.

>>10764398
Lewd Tewi with Embarrassed Reisen is the best combo.

>>10764398
Not at all you filthy tertiary shitbag.

I had a dream where I could summon Tewi from a portal in my closet and pay her for sex the other day.

>>10767678
I'd like more details about your dream. Do you mind typing a few paragraphs?

>>10767683
There was more before and after this part, but that's the only part in the dream where she appeared.
She had a very lewd face, and was always on the bottom. We had sex four times, and I paid her after each of them, before she left with the portal. We didn't use a condom or anything, and by the fourth time she said she had a surprise for me, and told me she was pregnant. But I didn't care, and was actually happy.

>>10767311
And then your tertiary brain realizes that she can fly.

>>10767662
>>10768638

Thank you for defending Inaba-san i'm sure she will make you happy in the future

It's interesting that Gensokyo has so many lewd lolis (like Tewi, Suwako and Rumia), while the old hags, like Yukari and Kanako, are often portrayed as surprisingly sexually inexperienced.

>>10768713
>Yukari

lolno

Tewi lewdest Eientei

>>10767725
That's hot, I love it. You should write short erotic stories featuring characters from Team Shanghai Alice's Touhou Project. I would purchase and read them.

Heh, once I get to Gensokyo I'm gonna marry Tewi and you can't stop me.

>>10768809
But would she marry you?

>>10768810
Where says that I do need her permision?

>>10768813
lol what a nerd

>>10768813
What if she cuts off your dick.

>>10768638
What she doesn't know is that I can fly as well.

>>10768838
So? What will you do? Toss her out ad infinitum?

10/10

>>10764398
I got the stuff you're looking for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smf_iBBMLN4

Lewdi.

2old4me

>>10769030
She's 9 at heart, 19 at bed and 40 at kitchen.
Tei best Eintei, maybe rivaling with Eirin.

>>10769059
Are you saying that 19 at bed = experienced?

>>10769007
Wow, this image makes me aggressive like fuck.

>>10769735
Translate it weebs

What does Tei's butt smell like?

>>10769818
I bet she eats her own poop. Rabbits are weird like that.

>>10767725
Oh, and she said that would cost me extra.

>>10767269

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siinh4zrymw

>>10778977
Cute pic bro

Tewi is super lewd

>>10778977
that's cute

>>10766569
nice b8 m8

Extremely.

>>10799597

> zero midriff tone

This image is bad.

Tewi a cute

>>10799645
/jp/ and Tewi

>>10799647
souce ? do they fuck??

>>10799645
Too late for that.

>>10769752
It says:
the pleasure of being cummed inside

>>10802061
thanks d00d

>>10799645

>>10769830
Tewi, a rabbit youkai. Rabbits generally toilet train themselves to reduce attacks from predators by pooping in only one spot so they become less easy to track. However they are also willing to use their poop for territory marking as well and will do it a lot without the presence of predators. They also don't seem to be quite that skilled at holding it in either. A single rabbit will usually stick to pooping in a litter box most of the time with the occasional poop here or there, but multiple rabbits will start poop wars. Eientei very likely has rabbit shit everywhere. Rabbits clean themselves, but dislike water. They can go into shock if directly immersed into it. Rabbits also have a scent gland, where a stinky discharge accrues and needs to be cleaned away every so often. It is locate right besides the anus. Now for the poop itself. A rabbit has two types of poop, the regular waste kind and cecotropes. Cecotropes are specially made by a rabbit's organs and very nutritious. That is why rabbits eat them immediately after pooping them out. They will apparently die of malnutrition without them. They also like giving caretakers a kiss after consuming them as well. It is also not unknown for a rabbit to eat the regular waste kind as well, but it's not a common occurrence. So not only is Tewi's anus very likely to have some dry shit on it and be quite stinky, she has eaten her own poop quite a lot. Even the waste kind most likely due to how long she has lived.

>>10802574
Amazing.