/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because I have a cute NEET boyfriend.

Probably because I'm not an otaku

O.TA.KU.GU.RU.FU.R.I.E.N.DU?
What is that? Can I eat it?

A few weeks ago after my cousin spent the night my parents teasingly said she was my girlfriend. She's twelve and not an otaku, but she is very cute. Maybe I can take her on a date some time.

I want to be the girl.

Girls can't be otaku

>>10794050
My 13 year old cousin always clings onto me when she sees me, and my parents joked about her being my only girlfriend too. Parents are weird.

>>10794063
Why not penetrate her anus with your cock?

>>10794069
Little girls have less control of their bladders and are more likely to pee or poo on you, you know

>>10794105
What if I have a scat fetish?

>>10794063
I kind of like it, the teasing.

Because not even I can love myself.

>>10794105
even better dude

>>10794063
The joke being that your cousin is probably taking it seriously and think of you as her boyfriend, or one of her many ones if she's already a slut.

>>10794034
because milk is taken

>>10794172
One cousin a few months ago whispered to me that I was her boyfriend and she wanted to move into my parents' house with me. Little girls thinking of older male relatives as their boyfriends just melts my heart for some reason. It's incredibly cute.

>>10794218
>It's incredibly cute.
Seconded. Probably because they're the only ones capable of "pure" love at this point.

>>10794218
I don't think "cute" is the right word. I think it's extremely erection-inducing. Especially if it evolves into real sexual relations. Imagine your 13 year old cousin sucking your cock.

My cousin is 18 and, even though I keep telling her that casual clothes and no make up are way cuter/hotter than make up, heels and weird dresses, she keeps doing it and going out to parties every weekend with her friends that do the same shit.

Stupid cunt.

>>10794232
She's only nine, not thirteen. I think cute is the right word. There are some things she does which are pretty arousing, but saying I'm her boyfriend isn't one of them.

>>10794282
You should have tried harder to stop it from turning out this way, anon.

>>10794282
>no make up
You're an idiot.

>>10794283
This.

Even if anon actually manage to be alone with her in his house a whole day, I'm pretty sure she'll just want to do cute things like cuddling, kissing and play "wife-husband" games because it's actually like how she's viewing a what a relationship is.

>>10794313
>it's actually like how she's viewing a what a relationship is.
Holy shit. I need to sleep right now.

>>10794305
I prefer girls with natural beauty.

>>10794322
You mean you prefer women who were flower children in the 80's.

>>10794322
You've never seen a girl without makeup.

>>10794347
Nice argument there, brah. Are you a lawyer or something?

>>10794322
I can see your problem when girls go way overboard but a little is fine

>>10794347
Get back to the oven.

>>10794313
>just want to do cute things like cuddling, kissing

You know, even though I'm in my twenties, I still want to do stuff like this with a loli. Not everything has to be lewd. Spending the day cuddling and watching TV or something is actually a huge fantasy of mine. To just be casually intimate with eachother seems like it'd be far more satisfying than anything sexual could ever be.

>>10794347
My mother doesn't wear make-up.

>>10794369
You're not any special snowflake, fag. A lot if not every one who is a social retard longs for that shit.

>>10794376
Everyone wants a little girl to cuddle with them all day?

>>10794376
I don't think I come off as trying to be special or anything. Why are you so mean?

>>10794373

>>10794381
He's trying to explain his misdeeds to himself.

I'd rather cuddle with a woman than a little girl.

>>10794378
I wouldn't. Children are stupid and filthy.

>>10794378
Yeah.

I'm not a lesbian

>>10794389

>>10794389
btw I'm a girl ^.^ XDDDDDDDD

>>10794385
Freudy, pls

>>10794393
I don't know what chidren you've been around to think they're stupid and filthy.

Dissonance is aroused whenever individuals voluntarily engage in an unpleasant activity to achieve some desired goal. Dissonance can be reduced by exaggerating the desirability of the goal. Aronson & Mills[16] had individuals undergo a severe or mild "initiation" in order to become a member of a group. In the severe-initiation condition, the individuals engaged in an embarrassing activity. The group they joined turned out to be very dull and boring. The individuals in the severe-initiation condition evaluated the group as more interesting than the individuals in the mild-initiation condition.

>>10794373
Tell us more about your mother.

>>10794322
Everyone does. Good luck finding it.

>>10794408
>Dissonance is aroused whenever individuals voluntarily engage in an unpleasant activity to achieve some desired goal. Dissonance can be reduced by exaggerating the desirability of the goal. Aronson & Mills[16] had individuals undergo a
ANAL SEX?

>>10794392
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

>>10794414
She looks 10 years younger than she really is.

>>10794419
If everyone prefers natural beauty, why does makeup exist? If it makes people uglier, matters become worse.

I still firmly believe that makeup is the one of the core instruments in female hierarchy games. The whole thing just makes so little sense.

>>10794428
Who cares? Quit chatting with yourself, robot.

I wonder if this thing keeps track of where it is in the conversation, or if it's just search-and-blurt. If it's the latter we can probably fuck with it.

>>10794428
Does that mean she looked like she was 8 when your dad banged her?
Does that make your dad a pedo?

>>10794438
Because if you can't be naturally beautiful, then you can be artificially beautiful. I don't understand why it's so hard to understand.

>>10794378
Well I've been sleeping hugging a teddy bear for the past2 months and thinking how nice would it feel to be hugged by a girl that liked me, so..

>>10794426
I prefer breasts over flat chests. I don't know what's wrong with me.

>>10794438
The reason make up exists is that ugly women needed an edge against prettier women, so instead of denying their inferiority, they hid their ugliness and put make up on to give them an edge against the pretty ones. Then, they mated with more men and gave way to ugly babies, driving the population of the pretty people down.

>>10794446
No, she married late. I did the math and she was 34 when I was conceived.

>>10794461
This sounds absolutely logical and plausible.

Because I'm fat, ugly and I don't give a single fuck to 3DPD.

>>10794457
why not sleep with a small harem of touhous?

>>10794428
I had a distant aunt like that. I was asked to guess her age, and I said 24, but she was 35.

No make-up, either. Too poor to afford it, probably.

>Fujoshit
no thank you

My ideal woman is someone who likes Touhou, VNs, and is not a total slut under the whole "otaku" guise. Too bad those don't exist.

>>10794454
>then you can be artificially beautiful
Who dictates this? The skanks who find beauty to be their strong area? The skanks who are daring enough to push others to obey their whims? The worm-like men who encourage it because they believe in "the good old times" when women were kitchen appliances and walking onaholes? The men who are mad because their bosses whip them over their limits and who thus want to feel like men themselves, at least somewhere?

What the majority does, becomes a normative requirement. If an individual is insolent enough to push his views on others, he artificially dictates what is acceptable. It's not creation, it's extinquishing.

Artificial beauty is beautiful if you think that it is. Is it? Is it why 90% of you prefer doujinshi over silicon tit porn?

Not worth it. Otaku or not, I dislike the way womyn act.

>>10794517
I exist but maybe you don't count MTF?

>>10794492
I guess when you are naturally youthful, you don't need makeup to try to look that way.

>>10794519
>Disagree with me? SEXIST PIG!

Bitter fujoshit detected.

>not having a mentally unstable yandere girl

>>10794489
That picture is creepy.

prostitute would be cheaper, all girls I have ever met into japanese media have all had shit taste. Naruto, clannad, wuts a vn, etc.
I couldn't enjoy myself around them.

Women are gross.

>>10794517
What if she's very ugly and has her face covered in pimples?

I'm saving my self for my cute Japanīzu gārufurendo.

>>10794034
Because otaku are disgusting.

>>10794539
I'm 100% male. Do you not even understand whose game you are playing? Do you enjoy coming home after a 10-hour-long workday to hear your darling whine at you for working too hard?

Better bring light to Irak with all the other jock boys, d00d. You're men, you carry the world. Better carry it well.

>>10794585
I can't tell if you're being a misogynist or a misandrist. Leaning towards the latter, but either way, suck my cock. Faggot.

>>10794574
Is she friendly and not fucking overly self-conscious?
10/10 female

Can we please continue discussing little girls who think their cousins are their boyfriends?