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http://www.mediafire.com/?tzpwvg30xppmst5

>> No.10793746

Derek?

>> No.10793770

>>10793746
It's not safe, please don't download.

>> No.10793824

D-dude, do you have more?

>> No.10793853
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10793853

L-lewd!

>> No.10793885

>>10793770
i wanna download but this guy says its bad...

>> No.10793888
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10793888

>>10793853

>> No.10793891

>>10793770
Go away. You are not the real Derek!

>> No.10793898

>>10793885
It's safe for your computer, but it's not safe for your health.

>open file
>close it after 5sec
I thought that this was just a meme but are you guys fucking seriously into this? It's gross.

>> No.10793904

Is that from the latest /jp/ meet up?

>> No.10793912

>>10793888
But h-he just p-put it into another guys b-butt...

>> No.10793932

>>10793898
it's cute as shit dude

>> No.10793929

Nice filename!
I think I'll check it out, you know, purely for scientific research.

>> No.10793943

Oh hey, you reuploaded my file. Thanks!

>> No.10793948

Someone please post a pic from that rar file.

>> No.10793955

>>10793721
I am almost positive this is that video of the dude dressed as Momiji giving that other dude dressed as Sakuya a blowjob, simply from the OP picture.

If so, fuck you.

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>>10793955
Jokes on you, that's the other video.

>>10793948

>> No.10793977

niggas, why you so gay?

>> No.10794008

>>10793973
>1:57 embrace
Maybe I'll watch the entire video finally... No homo though.

>> No.10794025
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10794025

>>10793948
>>10793973
#2

>> No.10794059

is there more? I really want to see more of this

>> No.10794062

Someone post the blowjob one.

>> No.10794073

>>10793973
>>10794025
Thanks.

>> No.10794074

>>10794059
Mediafire already got mad at me for uploading it last time. What other decent file sharing things are there?

>> No.10794078
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10794078

Thanks OP

>> No.10794079

You know, there's one thing I've been wondering about gay sex.

What happens if the guy getting fucked ejaculates first (from prostate simulation)? Wouldn't he instantly become turned off by sex and want the fucker to stop?

>> No.10794093

>>10794074
zippyshare?

>> No.10794096

Who's recording it? I hope he doesn't feel too left out/they included him/swapped places later on...

>> No.10794114

>>10794096
poor guy

>> No.10794115

>>10794074
http://www1.datafilehost.com/

>> No.10794129

>>10794079

That's the beauty of prostate stimulation, you never get that abrupt end of all sexual desire that you get with penis stim.

>> No.10794130

>>10794079
Nope.
Penus in anus feels too good.

>> No.10794131

would you engage in gay touhou cosplay sex?

>> No.10794136

>>10794062
Seconded!

>> No.10794145

>>10794129
Is this true? Does that mean you stay hard even if you cum from prostate stimulation?

Please respond.

>> No.10794146

>>10794131
Only if they dressed up as my favorite.

>> No.10794153

>>10794131
I already have with my boyfriend. I want to record it for /jp/ but he is too paranoid.

>> No.10794173

>>10794062
>>10794136
Uploading, please wait warmly...

>> No.10794171

>>10794145
You don't necessarily need to be hard to cum from prostate stim, and it's really nothing at all like cumming normally. If you have never tried it, just go for it. Get some lube and feel around in there until you feel your prostate and just rub away.

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>>10794145
imagine that 5 second feel when you cum
now imagine it happening for minutes

>> No.10794191

>>10794180
If anal sex is really like that then I'm afraid I might be a slave to cock...

>> No.10794198

>>10794180
i wanna see patchy ahegao like that
whats he name of the doujin?

>> No.10794203
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10794203

>>10794198

>> No.10794213

>>10794203
That Reimu seems awfully like Trollkastel.

>> No.10794220

>>10794062
>>10794136
http://www1.datafilehost.com/d/1d2447fb

>> No.10794230
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>>10794220
almost forgot to uncheck that checkbox.

Is there more?

>> No.10794239

>>10794230
There is one shitty video with Sakuya giving Yuyuko a blowjob. 3/10, in my opinion, not even worth watching.

>> No.10794258

>>10794171
>Get some lube and feel around in there until you feel your prostate and just rub away.
you say that like we all have lube just laying around...

>> No.10794280

>>10794258
Use anything slippery. You can find a way.

>> No.10794293

>>10794258
1. drink some soda
2. spit
3. fap away!

>> No.10794306

>>10794258
Water is technically a lubricant. Play around down there in the shower.

>> No.10794309

>>10794306
that sounds painful

>> No.10794332

>>10794309
It's not, really. Just don't go too quickly, or j-j-jam it in.

>> No.10794624

>>10794180
This cannot be true or everyone would be a slave to cock.

>> No.10794631

>>10794624
Maybe that's what homosexuals have been trying to tell everyone this whole time?

>> No.10794637

>>10794631
Anal sex is overhyped.

>> No.10794641

>>10794637
That's a pretty bold claim. How are you going to back it up?

>> No.10794643

>>10794637
All sex is overhyped. Prostate massage ain't though.

>> No.10794647

>>10794641
Do you cum when you go to the bathroom? No, I win.

>> No.10794655

>>10794647
Sometimes

>> No.10794667

>>10794647
Do you generally shit a number of turds roughly equal to the amount of times you would need to thrust into a vagina to cum (assuming you're not a useless pre-ejaculater)?

>> No.10794671

>>10794667
The mental image that gave me was not pleasant

>> No.10794773

I really, really need more videos like these, does anyone got more of these, or something similar?

>> No.10794790

>>10794773
Let's create one for /jp/.

>> No.10794802

>>10794790
I'll film.

>> No.10794804
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10794804

>>10794790
I got the costumes

>> No.10794822 [DELETED] 

I bet he doesn't even creampie the other dude. What a low-tier homo.

>> No.10794899 [DELETED] 

>>10794074

Your own ftp server silly. Filezilla's on windows or vsftpd on linux.

If I can do this so can you.

ftp://ftp@69.248.196.231

password is passwd

>> No.10795006

>>10794899
I'm not going to host an FTP server for gay porn. I'd like to retain a shread of dignity.

>> No.10795016 [DELETED] 

>>10795006

Your not actually hosting a ftp-server for gay porn though, just turning it on to share a file with /jp/, and turning it off whenever you feel like.

More "dignity" (lol) lost with you uploading homosexual touhou porn to mediafire.

>> No.10795031

>>10794899
What does that video contains? I'm afraid to open it.

>> No.10795034

>>10795016
Not really. There's a difference between sending people a recipe for chicken, and inviting them to your house to eat it. Except in this case, the chicken is sucking their dicks.

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>>10795031

It's an .mp4 file, not an executable of any sort, you're not getting a virus from an .mp4 file.

>>10795034

I... what!

pfffffgbahgl

>> No.10796842

I need more gay touhou cosplay porn

>> No.10796861

>>10794171
with my finger? is my finger long enough?

>> No.10796893

>>10793721
does anybody got the video of the guy dressed as momiji masturbate ? they got deleted on fc2

... i need it for experimental reason

>> No.10796922

>>10796861
Doctors use their fingers to check prostates all the time.

Just move it around in there until it feels good.

>> No.10796944

>>10794790
I'll "manage" the money

>> No.10796959

>>10796922
ok i'll try

>> No.10796973

>>10794220
Is that a girl or a cute boy?
I don't mind fapping to him but I'm curious.

>> No.10796974

>>10796973
it has a benis

>> No.10796985

>>10796974
That makes the video cuter.
He made that blowjob because it wanted to do it, not because he was paid like a whore would be.

>> No.10796994

>>10796893
Probably, hold on.

>> No.10797012

Holy micro-penises. It's no wonder I find many asians on vacation here stealing glances at my gaijin dick bulging under the speedo.

>> No.10797030

>>10796893
>>10796994
Uploading, it'll take another 20, 30 minutes. Sorry about the wait.

>> No.10797045

>>10794804
can I have those

>> No.10797052
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10797052

>>10797045
You can wear them while I fuck you, how about that

>> No.10797058

>>10797052
Okay.

>> No.10797059

>>10797045
The sad part about being black is that no one will loan you their dresses and fuck you in them.

>> No.10797063

>>10797030
oh thanks

>> No.10797068

>>10797059
you'll steal them, shoot me, and then soil it with your fried chicken covered hands. No thanks

>> No.10797071

>>10797052
alright
I have brown hair anyways so it'd probably work out pretty okay
>>10797058
ur not me nerd

>> No.10797079
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>>10797071
I got a wig to take care of that. Also, I can make most 2hu costumes since they're ridiculously simple and easy for the most part.

>> No.10797082

>>10797068
I don't even have a gun, and I'm eating grilled chicken at the moment, thank you very much.

>> No.10797089

>>10797079
I'll give you $5 and a hug if you make me a momiji outfit

>> No.10797097
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10797097

>>10797089
You'll have to pay more than that

>> No.10797107

>>10797079
There's a cosplay board for this silly stuff in case you didn't know...

>> No.10797109
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10797109

>>10797097
but I'm poor as fuck dude

two hugs?

>> No.10797117

>>10797079
Can I suck your cock, dude?

>> No.10797123

>>10797107
But that's mostly for annoying feminists who hate men.

>> No.10797133

>>10797107
They don't like touhou or crossplayers, at all.

I like both.

>> No.10797137

>>10797133
I thought they were secondaries?

>> No.10797141

>>10797137
What, /cgl/ or crossplayers?

I'm sure some are, but being one doesn't necessitate secondary status. /cgl/ definitely is though.

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>>10797137
even if you beat the games, you're still a secondary in the autistic eyes on people here

>> No.10797156

>>10797133
Cosplay is only for annoying clowns and has nothing to do with otaku culture. Anyway, this isn't the place for this kind of thing.

>> No.10797160

>>10797141
Yes, I meant /cgl/. I think I've seen Touhou threads on there before linked from /jp/ so some of them must be secondaries.

>> No.10797165

>>10797156
Hide the thread then, janny apparently disagrees.
>>10797160
/cgl/ are mostly normal teenage women.
That's three strikes against them already!

>> No.10797176

>>10797165
Hey, some of them are fat, teenage women, or semi-rich Christmas cakes.

>> No.10797183

>>10797079
2fat

>> No.10797188

>>10797165
People have to speak up if they want to fix this board because the rules are seriously screwed right now. I also don't think you have been here for a very long time. I'm sure there are other places where you can play with your friends.

>> No.10797193

>>10797188
This, absolutely. I don't know what the fuck is going on but every janitor is crazier and more of a hypocrite than the ones that came before him. Where does moot even get these people?

>> No.10797215

>>10797188
>I'm sure there are other places where you can play with your friends.
I don't understand. What do you mean by this?

>> No.10797246

>>10797030
how much time left ?

>> No.10797254

>>10797215
There are a lot of other websites (on the internet) you can use to hang out with those of your ilk.

>> No.10797265

>>10797246
It's at 78%, so I don't know. 10 minutes? It's taking longer than I thought. If this doesn't work, though, I'm just going to torrent it or something.

>> No.10797269

>>10797254
But all my friends are on /jp/

>> No.10797270

>>10797254
My ilk and yours are not that far removed.

>> No.10797272

>>10797269
Are we friends with benefits?

>> No.10797277
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10797277

>>10797272
I don't know.

>> No.10797289

How is a thread that's at most dealing with a /cgl/ subject allowed on /jp/ but a Komeiji sisters thread isn't?

>> No.10797317

>>10797059
I know that chair. plus seeing black people do gay stuff just looks weird and puts me off

>> No.10797319

>>10797317
You can suck my white cock if it makes you feel better.

>> No.10797340

>>10797277
I want to be more than friends with Okku

>> No.10797361
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10797361

I wish I were a fag and could have cute cosplay sex with my boyfriend. Life is unfair ;_;

>> No.10797365

>>10797361
You don't have to be a fag to have cute cosplay sex with your boyfriend.

>> No.10797375

Is the video ready yet?
I need to fap

>> No.10797461

>>10797365
btw im a girl

>> No.10797509

>>10797375
http://www1.datafilehost.com/d/db10cfca

>> No.10797527

>>10797509
Cute

>> No.10797529

>>10797509
aw yeah thank you

>> No.10797546

>>10797461
Please don't call me a girl. I am a cute boy that has lots of happysex with my cute /jp/sie boyfriend and I'm not a fag.

>> No.10797651

>>10797546
Can I join?

>> No.10797691

Thanks /jp/ I didn't ask for this.

>> No.10797694

>>10797651
It depends, what do you want to do?

>> No.10797705

>>10797694
I can be very versatile, I think. What do you have in mind?

>> No.10797715

>>10797705
If you are cute and have a cute dick then maybe I could suck on it while my boyfriend does you from behind. Or we could suck my boyfriends dick together. Or if you have a big dick you could team up with my boyfriend and make me lose my mind.

There's a lot of things we could do.

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>> No.10797754

>>10797715
I want to rub your chest and call you a good boy while your boyfriend fucks you.

>> No.10797759

>>10797715
All those suggestions sound amazing and I wouldn't mind doing that at all. As for being cute, you can only know when you see me. I think I might fit your requirements, though.

>> No.10797780

Rhythmic movement was cute

>> No.10797816

/jp/ i fingered my ass for an hour but nothing happened
how do prostate massagers do it

>> No.10797832

>>10797816
You have to find your prostate. It's the soft spot that feels good. When you find it then rub it for a while and it should feel really good.

>> No.10797835

>>10797816
You have to actually massage the prostate, for starters.

>> No.10797842

>>10797832
Where is it?

>> No.10797868
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>>10797816
It helps to know where it actually is. It's easier to find if you have an erection, since it engorges a bit. Assuming you are just reaching your hand straight down and putting your finger in your butt, curve your finger slightly like you are pointing a little under your balls. If you get a funny feeling or feel a ball-kinda thing you've found your prostate. Just massage that with your fingers. The fastest way that I usually cum from it is with two fingers in, massaging really fast.

Pic for reference to find it

>> No.10797869

>>10797842
When you get your finger in there try feeling around towards where your dick is. It feels soft and different than the surrounding so you should be able to find it without much trouble.

>> No.10797882

>>10797715
Please respond.

>> No.10797889

>>10797868
>>10797869
i gave up and fapped normally, but im going to try again later. thanks for the info

>> No.10797924

How do you guys even finger yourselves without lube or gloves? Don't you scratch yourselves?

>> No.10797935

>>10797924
I use lotion. Protip: Perfect Purity Skin lotion has the exact consistancy of semen. Good for fapping, bad for my original intent of moisturizing my face.

>> No.10797941

>>10797935
Don't use lotion dumbbutt, buy lube.

>> No.10797943

>>10797935
Skin lotion as lube?! But won't that damage your intestines/anus? I heard it's dangerous to use bathing gels as lube. I thought the same would apply to skin lotion.

>> No.10797947

>>10797941
But lube costs so much, like $3 a 4 oz. bottle.

>> No.10797953

>>10797943
That's a very good point. Fine, fine, I'll try and get some lube tomorrow, but my fapping schedule still demands usage for today. I think I have a bottle from a while ago sitting in a shoebox somewhere around here.

>> No.10797954

>>10797924
I would be more concerned about getting my fingers dirty. Isn't that were poop comes from after all?

>> No.10797958

So, has anyone, uhhh.. Fisted themselves before? I can get half of my whole hand in, but that's when all the fingers are kind of combined together at one point.

>> No.10797964

>>10797954
That can be fixed with just washing your hands. Permanent damage that would be difficult to explain the doctor how it happened is something not as easy to deal with.

>> No.10797965

>>10797947
>>10797953
Look up j-lube, it comes as a powder, and you just add water and it is cheap as hell. I have been using the two bottles of it I bought last Christmas and I still have way more to go through.

>> No.10797967

>>10797954
enemas are all the rage nowadays. If you're being cheap/lazy about it, fill a water bottle and squeeze it in. No insertion necessary.

>>10797958
My butt hurts whenever I put more than 3 fingers in. Which is sad, because I have this buttplug I really wish I could use, but I slack off on stretching too much to ever use it.

>> No.10797973

>>10797967
>fill a water bottle and squeeze it in
Is that dangerous? I don't want to break anything down there.

>> No.10797980

>>10797967
You you insert the bottleneck in your butt and squeeze the bottle? Isn't that even more dangerous?

>> No.10797975

You can buy a years worth of lube from amazon for like $11.

>> No.10797979

>>10797967
Only 3..? That isn't much, most poop is probably bigger...

It hurts when I do it too, but I'm masochistic, so I don't mind.

>> No.10797995

/jp/ - Anal Masturbation/General

>> No.10797998

>>10797965
Tsk, I have to use amazon? I don't like using my debit card, but I'll try.

>> No.10798006

I've started masturbating with IceCubes in my ass.
Got 15 in once, felt like a slut.

T-thanks.

>> No.10798007

>>10797980
>>10797973
>No insertion necessary.
>No insertion necessary.
>No insertion necessary.

Just put it against your anus and squeeze the bottle, it's fine. Nothing goes in but water

>> No.10798012

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=gY4pJ-G571-

>> No.10798017

>>10798012
/jp/.avi

>> No.10798022

>>10798012
http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=chika-kmk

http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=manaxxxxx

>> No.10798024

>>10798006
You'll feel like a bigger slut when you do that with my cock in your mouth.

>> No.10798029

>>>/hm/
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.10798043

>>10798006
I tried that before, but I didn't get much out of it. Did I just need more ice cubes, or to wait longer, or what? What did it do for you?

>> No.10798053

>>10797133
>They don't like touhou or crossplayers, at all.
Double untrue.

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>>10797715

>> No.10798084

>>10798043
I didn't care for it.

But it made me feel like a faggot.

>> No.10798088

>>10798061
Where do you live?

>> No.10798103 [DELETED] 

>>10798088
Spain. You?

>> No.10798101
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>>10798088
>88
SIEG HEIL

>> No.10798113

>>10798103
The UK. You would have to travel over here if you wanted to do it. Do you have any STDs?

>> No.10798124 [DELETED] 

>>10798113
Of course not, I'm a virgin. I'm hoping you and your boyfriend don't have them either. If 404 we can continue this on /ghost/. Or we can continue this via e-mail right now. Can you post yours?

>> No.10798137

>>10798113
>>10798124
Make sure to post video when you guys are done.

>> No.10798147

>>10798124
No, we don't have any STDs either.

I haven't discussed this with him yet so I need to make sure he would be comfortable with it first.

>> No.10798155 [DELETED] 

>>10798147
Alright, I understand. But when will you talk to him? That might take a while and this thread won't last that long. Can you post your contact info?

>> No.10798165

>>10798155
Would you mind posting yours instead? If not I'll make a throwaway email.

>> No.10798172

Why is /jp/ this gay?

>> No.10798174 [DELETED] 

>>10798165
Make a throaway e-mail, please.

>> No.10798184

MEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDO

>> No.10798182

>>10798174
Here.

>> No.10798183

>>10798172
We are so alone.

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>>10798184

>> No.10798189

Holy fuck back to >>>/soc/ with you all.

>> No.10798193

>>10798183
I guess.

>> No.10798197 [DELETED] 

>>10798182
Alright, thank you.

>> No.10798199

Anyone in California wanna fuck?

>> No.10798200

>>10798172
What's gay about this thread? Apart from you that is.

>> No.10798225

>>10798199
>>10798199
>>10798199
please respond

>> No.10798230

>>10798225
Maybe

>> No.10798240

>>10798230
What will make it a yes?

>> No.10798247

>>10798240
What's your favorite touhou?

>> No.10798264

>>10798247
Protip: Sanae might seem like a good answer, but the STDs will kill your chances.

>> No.10798266

>>10798247
Yuuka

>> No.10798278

>>10798266
Cool, but I'm too shy to meet up, sorry!

>> No.10798286

>>10798264
All interest lost. I'd rather be alone than with a memespouting faux/jp/er.

>> No.10798288

>>10798278
I'll be gentle.

>> No.10798302

>>10798286
Rude. I didn't even want your blowjob, anyways. I live on the other side of the country.

>> No.10798332

Is there anyone else in California that can handle a real man?

>> No.10798351

Any more videos?

i'm not gay

>> No.10798355

>>10798332
I will let you cum inside as many times as you want if you pay for my flight over.

>> No.10798361
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10798361

All this touhou gay talk is making me excited!

>> No.10798371

>>10798361
It's not gay.

>> No.10798372

would any of you cute /jp/sies actually engage in cosplay gay sex?

>> No.10798378

>>10798372
Skip the cosplay and yeah.

>> No.10798382

>>10798372
I would love to dress up for someone and suck them off or whatever they want.

>> No.10798393

>>10798332
Area?

>> No.10798395

>>10798393
North half

>> No.10798397

>>10798382
Could I tie you up and make you lose your mind with pleasure?

>> No.10798409

>>10798395
Lower half...welp...the idea was entertaining while it lasted.

>> No.10798413

>>10798397
As long as you don't do anything that hurts and it's just pleasure.

>> No.10798418

Where my nj at

>> No.10798426
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10798426

>>10798413
What if I cut your penis off and turned you into a girl?

>> No.10798440

>>10798395
>>10798409
Is California really that big?

>> No.10798447

>>10798440
Why don't you get a fucking map and check it yourself?

>> No.10798451

>>10798440
It's just annoying to drive 7 hours.

>> No.10798452

>>10798409
LA?

>> No.10798461

>>10798007
Well I tried it.

It just made me feel as if I needed to take a big shit.

Also, tried to massage prostate but didn't get anything and ended up fapping normally.

>> No.10798471

>>10798447
Because I don't know where California is and it would probably take me all day to find it...

>> No.10798475

Damnit /jp/ you give /fit/ and /hm/ a run for their money on most latently homosexual boards. That being said, you got me to fap to traps, and try anal stimulation again. Still can't get off on just prostate massage. But a combination of prostate and regular jerking produces pretty explosive results.

Seriously though. God damn it, /jp/, quit trying to turn me gay. You're slowly succeeding.

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10798476

>>10798471
Only Americans are allowed to post here.

>> No.10798477

>>10798461
Well yeah, the point is to cleanse your colon so you don't get shit everywhere. If you are lazy like me though, do anal play when you take a shower. Works really well.

>> No.10798489

>>10798475
Just give in and play with us, it feels really good~

>> No.10798491

>>10798475
>quit trying to turn me gay. You're slowly succeeding.
There's /a/ also.

>> No.10798503

>>10797889
What I do is I have a vibrator that I use. I just lube it up good (I use wett platinum), slowly start to go deeper and deeper till I'm all lubed up inside, and then from there I just go at a steady pace in and out while stopping and going deeper every so often as another hand strokes me cock a bit, and when I know I'm about to cum I go deep as I can and turn the vibration to high and move it around inside me against the general area of where my prostate is while stroking a bit and I have the best orgasms ever. Lots of cum too.

>> No.10798505

>>10798491
I do not go to /a/

>> No.10798511

>>10798503
What kind of vibrator is it? Where did you get it?

>> No.10798512

>>10798461
>It just made me feel as if I needed to take a big shit.
... You should look up what an enema is.

>> No.10798524

>>10798489
quit tempting me
if I'm actually going to bother doing anything with other people, I'm not like what I imagine most /jp/ers are, and am actually capable of socializing and getting girls. I assume. I think most of the homosexuality here is genuinely situational. It's like one big prison for most of us, I imagine. Though most of us see no reason to integrate into the rest of society, and as such, adapt our lust towards the more feminine members of the community.

>> No.10798538

>>10798511
search "Classic 7-inch Vibrator, Silver" in Amazon and it's the first results.

>> No.10798539

>>10798524
You act like /jp/sies aren't more feminine than most women.

>> No.10798549

>>10798538
That seems...really cheap. I always imagined they were more expensive for some reason.

Thanks for the help, I think I will buy it.

>> No.10798550

>>10798539
...fuck. You're right. Fucking girls these day don't wear miniskirts or act as lewd as they ought to. Maybe I'm just hanging with the wrong crowds on the miserable occasion that I have to leave the house. "Nerd" girls are fucking trash. If you see a girl playing MtG or watching anime, stay the fuck away from them.

>> No.10798556

>>10798550
They are all whores that do that shit.

/jp/ - Girls and Traps.

>> No.10798557

>>10798549
Yeah it's cheap but it hasn't broke for me yet and I had it since the Summer. It's good quality for the price, just remember to keep it clean after every use.

>> No.10798560

>>10798556
If I'm going to be a fucking normal I'd like to go the whole nine yards and start a family. I can't anally impregnate a trap from /jp/ can I? Sorry I get all my sex education from sad panda

>> No.10798558

Should I buy a gag like this: http://www.amazon.com/Tantus-C9201-Fantasy-Gag-Black/dp/B000PHJBFS/ ?

>> No.10798559

>>10798452
Close, Ana actually

>> No.10798561

>>10798558
That looks pretty cute. You better hurry up, there are only 17 left!

>> No.10798564

>>10798560
Please don't start a family, children are deprecated.

If you really want to then adopt one of the many already available children.

>> No.10798573

>>10798564
It's my genetic prerogative. But I suppose my genes aren't that great. My parents have managed to get away from the white trash that is the rest of our family though, and I'd like to help carry that on by proving I'm not a failure, and siring children that are much the same. ...Provided I haven't already missed that train.

>> No.10798581

>>10798573
I'm in the opposite boat. My siblings keep dating white people, so I feel bad for my mom and think about dating some black fujoshi. I know there have to be some around here. Probably.

>> No.10798587

>>10798581
You have a black mother? That seems really cute for some reason. Just thinking about you hugging her makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I hope you make her proud!

>> No.10798590

>>10798587
My entire lineage is slave black. I hug my mother occasionally, but mostly to say things like "Don't worry, I'll date a black chick" or "Don't worry, I haven't gotten a tattoo OR carved anything into myself".

The look on her face is somewhere between 'moe' and 'horrified'. Mostly the latter.

>> No.10798598

>>10798581
Does your mom want you to keep it in the same race? For me, my parents will probably be happy if either my brother or I manage to snag *anyone*, not that either of us are particularly bad looking. They don't ever bring up children even though they were two-three years younger than we are now when they had us...

I wonder if they're disappointed/how disappointed they are?

>> No.10798606

>>10798598
I don't think she cares very much. The point is half because that's probably my type anyways, and half to make fun of as many people as possible at once (1 mother, 2 siblings, a couple dozen of their exes, and my entire ancestry).

>> No.10798610

>>10798559
although I live In Socal, I can manage to meet up with you If you're interested.

>> No.10798613
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10798613

>"just get one friend and girlfriend, the girlfriend can be your friend if you can't manage the former"

>> No.10798622

>>10798606
Making fun of people by dating a black fujoshi...? Alright, I guess rubbing your relationship success in the nose of your siblings is one thing, but somewhere down the line you lost me, sorry.

>> No.10798632

That feel when no one cares about races because there's only one. All that energy spent thinking about which people you should filter out is spent elsewhere.

>> No.10798641

>>10798632
Personally I judge people on a case-by-case basis. For example I'm judging you by how far your brain has been poisoned by the neo-political correctness agenda. You know there are different breeds of other animals, so why do you preclude the possibility that different races of humans are subject to a different array of genetic traits and dispositions by and large? Do you really expect people to buy into the nonsense you're spewing?

There's no need to hate on someone because of their genetic predisposition, but there's also no need to believe that we are all under the influence of the same genes, fool.

>> No.10798648

>>10798632
There's one favor, the soda flavor!

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10798650

>>10798632

>> No.10798652

This one was from the last /jp/ meetup

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=gY4pJ-G571-

>> No.10798658

>>10797868
how do you deal with the feces? I've tried it before but I just get disgusted by the shit on my fingers.

>> No.10798666

>>10798658
Do it in the shower.

>> No.10798671

>>10798666
how long does it usually take to find the prostate? I've tried it many times before but I've never felt anything.

>> No.10798675

>>10798671
It's not like the inside of your ass is that big. You must be doing something wrong if you can't find it.

>> No.10798676

I've fingered me some times but I really didn't felt nothing.
And I think I found my prostate, I curved my finger as I could in direction to my balls, but it didnt felt good.

I guess it is what they call *not being gay*

>> No.10798693

>>10798676
>>10798676
I know that feel. I don't like things up my asshole and I never will.

>> No.10798706

>>10798676
>>10798693
fags

>> No.10798720

>>10798622
Making fun of them for dating white people. You'd get it if you were black.

>> No.10798724

I wish I had someone to tie me up. I'll just have to do it to myself.

>> No.10798726

>>10798720
What are some white stereotypes that black people like to joke about?

>> No.10798728

>>10798720
oh right. I only have one black friend though and he's... Well come to think of it, if there's a stereotype for black gamers, I think he fits it. He likes sonic a lot. Dunno his opinion on Zero from megaman though. Seems like every black gamer I know is way too into that one character from the series. Also >>10798726 this too, would like to know.

>> No.10798729

>>10798724
Try not to hang yourself by accident.

>> No.10798727

>>10798726
I've heard that we apparently smell like milk/butter.

>> No.10798732

>>10798724
How will you untie yourself?

>> No.10798739

>>10798726
The amount of fried chicken that we eat. For me, it's mostly because it's easy and cheap to make. I can even make orange chicken or General Tso's if I want. And the nearby Popeyes has great service. The drive thru could be backed up into the street, and you'll still go through it in 3 minutes.

Also, my siblings and I are broke as fuck.

>> No.10798740

>>10798732
You might've just saved his life.

>> No.10798743

>>10798732
Wow, I didn't think about that.

>> No.10798744

>>10798740
I am finally a hero

>> No.10798745

>>10798744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>> No.10798751

>>10798726
Oh wait, you said white sterotypes, sorry.

The first thing that comes to mind is the amount of white people that are just like "Wow, how do black people do X?" It's very silly, you know. It makes it look like you've never met a black person in your life.

For me, I'm just confused by the whole fetish of BBC and things like that. Imagine an entire genre of porn was about how all women secretly want to cheat on their husbands at the drop of a hat for you. Not just porn stars, or sluts, every single one of them. Then you look down, and see an penis that not going anywhere. And back up at women going on and on about how it's huge and great and better than breathing. It's weird.

I even knew this chick who cheated on her boyfriend with a black dude because "She never slept with a black guy before". What the fuck, it's the same thing.

>> No.10798758

>>10798751
Con't.

Dancing is also weird. When the whole "harlem Shake" thing was happening, I heard about it and watched it. My conclusion was that white people finally discovered dancing, but didn't realize people have been dancing for ages. I mean, seriously, haven't you ever danced before? I'm practically a fucking shut-in, and I've seen people dancing. Seriously, it's one person dancing, then a lot of people dancing. Are you all collectively high, constantly?

>> No.10798762

>>10798610
I'll bite. I suppose this is the part where we exchange what little contact info we care to share?

>> No.10798764

>>10798751
Aren't they statistically larger? Either way it's a bit silly.

There really aren't that many black people in my country but the few that I know are lovely people. I'm really interested in white stereotypes for that reason since I don't think many of them would apply in my country.

>> No.10798771

>>10798764

It's hard to come up with any specifics besides "White people are incredibly silly and/or naive." Like a story my mom told me about when she was in middle/high school, and a white girl asked her if it was true that black people had tales. She wanted to smack her, but she just felt sorry that she was that stupid.

>> No.10798779

>>10798764

Oh, oh, there's also that funny thing where white people are afraid of me sometimes, because I'm black. I met one of my friends because we both sat outside a classroom for 30 minutes, an hour before class started, because it was too far to walk anywhere else. He thought I was a scary black dude who was trying to be a loner. I was just bored, and wanted to get back to my room because the SA demo had just come out.

>> No.10798777

>>10798771
It seems to me that most white stereotypes are what I would consider "American" stereotypes then.

>> No.10798781

>>10798777
Agreed, as black people are not American.

>> No.10798783

>>10798777
Yea, outside of America, you'd get your own sterotypes, more than likely. Still white by definition, but not really.

>> No.10798820

>>10798652
Why wasn't I invited?

>> No.10798824

>>10798820
Too many cocks.

>> No.10798846

Let's talk about this on omegle.
Interest: /jp/

>> No.10799075

>>10798641
Well, yeah. When I wrote that there are no other races, I meant that there are no other races. This country is 90% white. Many don't care at all about the random refugees in the big cities. If the big guys fall under the delusion that they can open the immigration gates, the unemployment rate will suddenly jump to 50% because everyone will refuse to work.

>> No.10800017

holy fuck this thread is so gay

>> No.10800386

>>10800017
Your face is gay, faggot.

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10800956

>>10800386
GOT DAYM

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