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10793993 No.10793993 [Reply] [Original]

Face it, you'd probably be bulled by Touhous. They probably wouldn't even need to use any magic or supernatural abilities to make you do their bidding, physical strength alone would be enough to subdue you.

>> No.10793999

Thats fine

>> No.10794000

Pretty cool, huh?

>> No.10794009

Please, tell me more.
Talk more about how Touhous will overpower me and what will they do to me after I am subdued.

>> No.10794002

I'm an Alpha male, so no.

>> No.10794010
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I would submit to absolute nobility.

>> No.10794012

Would I live my life as a qt maido for one of them?

>> No.10794014

>>10793993
Not even that much, they probably could subdue 99% of /jp/ just from being girls.

>> No.10794020

With an exception of some physical-based youkai like vamps and China and Yuugi, girls are not supposed to physically strong.

I don't know what's up with Yuuka, maybe she enhanced her physical strength with MP or something.

>> No.10794017

>>10794002
>alpha
>/jp/

>> No.10794023

>>10794012
That would be pretty cool if you got to Gensokyo and a random Touhou beat you up and made you become their maid.

>> No.10794026

>>10794017
U mad, brah?

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>>10794017

>> No.10794030

>>10794020
Any Youkai could presumably lay down the pain upon an average human.

>> No.10794032

>>10794028
Looks pretty gay to me buddy. Everyone on /jp/ is a cute girlish boy.

>> No.10794033

>>10794028
Hey I don't know about that

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>>10794026
If pointing out blatant lies somehow makes me mad- igussimad

>> No.10794067

My dad is the king of a rich oil country and we have harems of women. Touhoes would get their shit wrecked if they don't comply to my demands or try to lay even a hair on me.

>> No.10794068

Please describe in detail how they'd beat the shit out of me and bully me.

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>> No.10794100

>>10793993
I want Reimu's armpit to touch me when she locks me

>> No.10794120

>>10794084
Was this ever scanned?

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>>10794120
I haven't found it elsewhere.

>> No.10794159

Middle school would have been so much nicer if cute 2hus bullied me instead of ugly mexican kids

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>> No.10794611

>>10794009
Well, I bet Reimu would shove you against a wall forcefully and "request" donations. Marisa would probably just "borrow" your stuff without asking... so she'd probably be about the same.

>> No.10794686

>>10794181
What's going on here? Please don't be mean to Nue.

>> No.10794687

>>10794159
I was the mexican kids, and I like tehou

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>>10794010

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