/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Get a life.

hahaha ops needs to get laid

>>10759355
>>10759359
>jp

Don't knock it till you try it NEETs

>buying corean products

>>10760189
you put that blunt in backwards

>>10760189
>budweiser

>>10760278
uh oh better act cool /jp/ is look at me

>>10760278
The plant looks like a Keine hat, but green.

>>10760278
How about some Miller Light then?

>>10760664
your disgusting American beer is a joke please leave now. /jp/ has some standards when it comes to drinking.

>>10760664
Is that supposed to be black ops on the screen? I never played it so I can't tell. It says "black" though.

>>10759349
Nice chair.

>>10760278
That's the reaction I get when I whip out my dick

>>10760664
OMG, you freakin' newfag! We only drink sake on /jp/! And OMG v2, is that COD on Wii? Get a freakin' PSP and start reading some VNs or bust out the CPU and get 2huing!

>>10760664
>>10760189
hello fellow klansman. nice to see there are other white supremacist japanophiles on this website!

Bump

>>10760664
>>10760189

Please don't do this.

>>10760189
>Camel cigarettes
Wow, you're killing yourself and you can't even do it fashionably.

>>10761214
That's not a very nice ass.

I guess I'll bump with some 3dpd then

Please, /jp/ sake is hardly class liqour. I'd save that $60 for the male massuse and and the obligitory zima mouth wash. Get the cum out of your mouth.

Whats up my fellow clansman? Keepin it american tonight with a little applejack

>>10761315
The Burbon the Poni? Either way, makes me Proud of America

that doesn't look big enough for my penis and I sadly have a pretty small penis

>>10761459
You'd be wrong. I have a pretty big one and it goes about halfway down and is still awesome.

>>10760664
hahahah, do you smoke cannabis? hahah oh shit, fuckin heck man.
Wait hold on a second. Do you enjoy using cannabis? What does it do for you? How do you feel while you're smoking cannabis?

has anyone tried the venus clone soft/very soft? how is it?

>>10761487
I tried the soft one. It's soft.
>``«"「„expecting seriously replies in an attentionwhoring thread“」"»''
Jokes asides, it's rather gently stimulating, a little above average in tightness, and very soft yet not overly so.
Single layered and flipable inside-out.
Wins against meikis and second only to Aliceだよっ.
Keep in mind that, while not frail, it's still not indesctuctible and if you're too rough you might pierce it with your dick; which is exactly what happened to mine.
Also if you prefer strong stimulation this one might be "too week" for you. In case you do, go for spiral wave.

I haven't tried any very soft, and frankly, I don't really care much about them anymore. If they were 2-4 cm longer, maybe. Thing is, venus clone isn't tight enough to be worth the very soft imo.

But seriously, this thread is shit; no matter how hard you might try to make a thread good, if the OP is shit it's over. At least it's a good motivation source to go discuss on onahole blog with my 友達 rather than browse 4chang.

Looks interesting. I think I want one.

>>10761642
Just got mine. How do you flip it inside out? I'm scared I might damage it. Do I even have to after cleaning?

is it worth to buy a onahole?

i want to use an onahole but i'm afraid it will hurt because i have phimosis.

:(

>>10767313
it actually cured mine.

Keep hearing about the Kinsey being the best BJ onahole but I don't like how it looks clunky like Tenga flips.

I'm thinking of getting an oral one. I want one of with the lips decale, but I don't like the look of the Kinsey.

Just went and bought this one on a whim. It's my first "大型" and it was even bigger than I thought. It wouldn't fit into my backpack so I just carried it home in its paper bag while praying it wouldn't rip open.

It feels so much better than all the "hand-sized" ones I've tried before. The only problem is the lack of stability when holding it in one hand, so reading doujins while using it seems out of the question. Still a great purchase considering how relatively cheap it is. Here's to hope it will last long enough to make it worth it.

>>10767313
>>10767337
While I wouldn't say I had phimosis before, I had never fully pulled the skin back before getting my first onahole. Now thanks to it, it happens completely naturally whenever I fap, with or without onahole. You should try to get one just to test.

>>10767313
I wish I had phimosis. It's much preferable to being cut.

Looking to get my first, stuck between succubus 2D wave and lilith wave (also looked at venus). My only relevant experience is with fleshlights (I know) and I'm not sure how to pick.

You forgot the link to the previous thread, OP >>10756165

>>10768799

>>>/k/15889267

>>10768799
>It wouldn't fit into my backpack so I just carried it home in its paper bag while praying it wouldn't rip open.

Do you live in Japan?

Also it truly is my favorite onahole out of like 10 hand ones I have. I really want to buy another hip now. I'm planning on getting the Meiki Extreme when it goes on sale but that won't be for a while. I'm wondering if someone has any other recommendations for hips.

Is there one of these that looks like Kyubey from Madoka Magica?

>>10771898
What ?

>>10771907
Yes I'm in Japan. Actually when I went into the shop in Akihabara yesterday there was a couple of foreigners (as in, boyfriend/girlfriend) just looking at the onaholes for sale and laughing. This made me feel really uncomfortable. Surely a onahole shop should be the one place on earth where you shouldn't feel ashamed about buying such lewd stuff. The place I went the last time had a "No ladies allowed" warning at the entrance of the onaholes floor at least.

Also, no recommendation since I only have this one, but you can take a look at the best sellers on the Japanese NLS : http://www.e-nls.com/plist_t-12001014-4?tori=0&stockcheck=0&dnum=40

>>10771876
I'm not familiar with either of those but since they both are for sale on amazon I guess that's why you picked them. If you're ok with ordering from Japan, the Seventeen Evo and R20 (personal favorite) are the usual recommendations. The "NLS rubber hole" is also nice if you don't want a shameful looking package (that's half the fun though). http://en-nls.com/ if you want to look.

>>10771930
Doesn't look like it.

>>10771998
>Doesn't look like it.
AGGGH. Fuck.

Okay, well, thanks for looking, man

>>10771998
>I'm not familiar with either of those but since they both are for sale on amazon I guess that's why you picked them.

No actually, I hadn't looked. I have been thinking about these for a while. But I'll look at the others.

>>10771998
Yeah, I checked there. The second one is the Extreme. I wanted to get http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-33828?c2=12001014 but they don't sell it on their international site.

I can use a proxy but I don't feel like going down that route yet.

The Internet - viagra and fleshlights importation

>>10772028
Well that's a shame. It does look really cheap though, so maybe you're not missing out on much.

Here's the CD that was included with the ぷにあなDX for anyone interested : http://www.mediafire.com/?4a433u0b57edbkd
It contains a bunch of pictures from the "cover girl" and otheres and is pretty decent in my opinion.

>>10771998
Then you should stop buying mainstream onahole and get the hipster ones dude.
Also the propper term is "据え置き" not "大型".
Jokes (and irony) asides, you really should buy the less mainstream ones. Toys heart is all fun and games but there is much, much better out there.
Well I guess taste varies, but NLS generally only make mid-range hard onahole. I don't really want to take the risk and gamble on their 17evo soft version limited eddition.

>>10771876
I don't think they're THAT different, one is more fleshy, but the lilith serie has been designed to fit into lovedolls anyway so you won't have a problem there.
Though, one is a spiral ribbed and the othe rone is a ribbed structure (albeit a tight and winding one iirc), and if I had to choose I'd pick the spiral ribbed.
Though, I haven't tested the 2d wave, and probably won't.

>>10772028
You could wait for the new one from toys heart to reach NLS.
Anyway, if you want to buy a hip (and I'm gonna be a big fag in a moment) you should get the one from alice stage. And that goes for everyone else in this thread.
By the way, you can read my review on it on my blog http://rdcpage.blog.fc2.com/ and yes, this is indeed blatant advertising.

>>10772128
Thanks for the precision. I just used 大型 since that's how they were listed on NLS. Considering how cheap the ALICEだよっ! is, I just might get it to compare. The ぷにあな is over twice as heavy though, so I suspect they feel very different.

Also, when you say NLS "only makes mid-range hard onahole", do you mean they only sell such holes ? Or are you referring to "まだ名前がありません" (unless they made others) ?

>>10772184
Woopsie, I meant to say toy's heart not NLS.

Oh regarding their "we haven't found a name yet because we're lazy" original hole, it's actually softer than it looks like, and doesn't have that much of a good durability apparently.

>>10772128
How and where you order the Alice Stage? Their onaholes exclusive to their site?

>>10772190
Yes, I got it like a year ago. It was roughly the same as the Seventeen Evo (less pretty though) and lasted about just as long (one month or something before ripping inside). I have no real complaints about Toy's Heart though, the R20 is indestructible and feels great.

>>10772196
>Their onaholes exclusive to their site?
For now yes, they removed their stuff from amazon.co.jp "temporarily" according to their site.
I used a proxy, and it was worth it.
They still haven't replied to my email to know wether they intend to ship outside of japan or not, but they approved my comment on their website, so maybe they'll realise they can make money from gajins as well. (it's funny as hell because my review is the amongst, if not the, first one(s))

>>10772201
Well, they certainly make good onaholes in term of lengh, but their material and inner structure are just not worth it compared to high-end onaole.
soft=best

On other news, imoutits.

>>10760720
this new, huh?

>>10772219
Thanks. Maybe I'll wait and see if they start shipping internationally like hotpowers.

>>10772219
Great and I just bought Rends Real Titties just a little while ago because I wanted something more flat chested. Which are really overpriced btw. Don't bother with them

>>10772537
Well, rends is still a decent company; but yeah, if you want something flat, not so much

>>10772655
I think Rends is great but those tits, not so much for the price. I guess they're pricy because they're supposed to be modeled after real tits but we all know here that don't make it good. I guess I should have known better.

Still appreciating my spider. Certainly worth the 90€ spent, + lube.

Realtouch will destroy everything else in the future when they open up the controls

>>10772842
>Certainly worth the 90€ spent
>buying from homocha jew
>worth the money spent
Get out of there you shill. Everyone and their dog know they're jewish faggots who charge twice the actual value.

>>10772925
Dunno. (And apologies for shilling. I'm mostly comparing this to fleshlights.) I've basically bought this sort of thing, i.e. insert-in-case fuck toys, because I've wanted to, without much regard for price.

Certainly once I've squeezed off nine into it I don't feel like 10€/shot was particularly expensive. Compared to a one-shot tenga, uhh... I couldn't even warm one of those up.

I dunno. Maybe I'm in the butterzone, wrt size, for that particular thing? Fleshlights have seemed like you'd have to be 1/16th african american or something to properly enjoy.

>>10772939
Look, this is an onahole thread, and it's on /jp/.
If it doesn't have a cute girl on the package and you haven't imported it from japan, we don't want to hear about it.

>>10772953
Ah, okay. I'm off to /soc/ then

(pretty weird though)

>>10760664
How can you represent the supreme race when you fuck a rubber mouth, drink 40s and play Wii?

>>10772979
You forgot smoke big fat blunts

>>10772979
Because I fuck rubber toys, drink fortys and play Wii. I don't cry myself to sleep, clutching my waifu pillow after a long, lonely friday night trying to get that tsundere to finally kiss me in the gym after school in whatever flavor of the month visual novel.

pic related, its you sad fucks

>>10773737
Fag.

>>10773770
My gf would beg to differ.

>>10773785
Are you a long haired man with a horse as a girlfriend, or is your girlfriend NTRing you with a horse?

i ordered a tenga flip hole yesterday.

how do you afford drugs and sex toys etc. when you're neet?

>>10773789
>implying men can bend their legs that far It's not like you'd know, those hip toys don't have the gams to properly grip you

I'm the horse, dipshit.
Neigh.

>>10773805
You must have a tiny penis for a horse if you can use human fuck toys.

>mfw japophiles actually stick it in plastic tubes
>mfw they're shaped like 12 year old girls
>mfw your peens too short to feel anything
>mfw phimosis support general
>mfw I don't even have a face.

>>10773737
ho-lee shit

Hostile much, son?

>>10773818
I never said I'm using a human fuck toy.
Mare vag master race reporting in

>limiting yourself to one hole
>or one manufacturer
jp, do you even the glory of American capitalism?

Is tenga flip hole silver any good. I could get it for 60€ now

>>10773895
good god, what a wide array. youve got
a bong shaped like a wizard
a bioshock collectable child-molester
the refined 211 drinking palette of a man who takes refuge under an overpass
and poni figurines to keep your many onaholes company.

you put my 'collection' to shame, but I think i can share i the revelry this saturday afternoon

>>10773903
Quake 3?

Good enough for me.

>>10773895
>that cheap bong
>my little pony crap
>211 steel reserve

absolutely disgusting

>>10773989
More like my big pony.
Heyo >>10773830

>>10773903
>the refined 211 drinking palette of a man who takes refuge under an overpass
It's all the same alcohol, you twit

Of course you pay money for sex toys because the internet tells you to, so, hey, whatever.

>>10774006
Way to show that you know nothin about alcoholic beverages. Stay underage

>>10774020
Are you retarded, or are you just trying to make whoever that is look like a retard?

>>10774029
Whoa, guys, check out this master ruseman.

>>10771876
The 2d wave feels a bit rough to me, only useful for a quick fap. I would Give the soft Lillith Uterus or venus clone a try.

I don't own a uterus but I've heard it's good.

>>10774066
Nobody wants to hear about you jerking off, man

Eat me

>>10774066
My worry with the uterus is that the good part doesn't start until the end, and I might not reach that.

>>10773830
>>10773895
>>10773903

/jp/ is dead. And unironical shitposting crossboarders like you are the reason it is.

We even have shitfuckers straight from /soc / (>>10772955 ; though I'm sure that post was ironic shitposting)

>>10774142
>implying jp was ever alive
Except for sex toy threads like these (fuck you, do you even know what thread you're in?>>10774099)
your board is more rudentdant than the second condom you wear to fuck you mother. Your sperm wouldn't impregnate a cow on hormones.

>>10774142
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots etc, i'm sure you've heard it before.

>>10774184
>(fuck you, do you even know what thread you're in?
Well fuck you too, buddy, fuck you!

>>10774248
winrar
Finally I can go back to /fit/.

I decided to buy sex toys today. It was my first time. I spent over 300 usd, I feel so dirty, I get kind of turned on by thinking about it. I'm still living with my parents so I hope I can receive the package without them being suspicious, it's probably going to be big.

Any tips on how to hide the stuff when I have it also?

>>10774425

>>10774459
Fuck off filthy sub-hamn crossboarder

I bought a new toy a couple of days ago. Up to 4 weeks to delivery is long, they should move faster.

>>10774425
What a puss

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

>>10774184
>rudentdant
Stop trolling.
Nobody is that stupid.

Looks really too short

I got my first tenga egg today (twister) and oh my fucking god, it had no comparisson, best shit ever, came harder than i thought i could. thank god im uncut too

>>10775591
>came harder than i thought i could
How does it compare with prostate stimulation?

>>10759349
Why is that thing so small? I couldn't even fit half my dick in it.

>>10775661
I'm asian, please no bully my very small penis

>>10775635
two completely different things. although if you would mix them shit would make your dick hurt

I got my first tenga egg today (twister) and oh my fucking god, it had no comparisson, best shit ever, I came on cat, now she hiss at penis

>>10761193
>both photos have objects obscuring them

>>10776748
soc 224 - the sociology of teenage twits on the internet, and of social media

>>10768799

I really want to get a puni hole dx but I'm moving soon and they're pretty expensive. I bet they feel super nice.

>>10776763
sure they do, puniholedx salesman, sure they do

go jump on a rail or something

>>10776775

I didn't know that I stumbled on /v/, here I thought I was on /jp/

>>10776782
If you're only realising there's a problem with this thread now you're the one who should leave /jp/.

Anyone know if NLS will fulfil a request to ship items with the outer boxes removed? Customs would confiscate in this country.

>>10761472
Not that anon but weed is different for everyone. There are the general effects like everything is funnier, food tastes amazing, music sounds amazing, everything just seems "different." Not necessarily better, just an altered perception.

I don't advocate doing it all day erryday but as a nice occasional treat it's a lot of fun. And if you're worried about smoking, just bake it (better and longer high anyway).

I want to buy the Lilith uterus, i hear queencatadulttoys is the site to buy it, but im from Canada, they clam to not ship "internationally".

How does one order TOMAX products from outside japan or USA without a hassle?

>Lilith uterus
Oh fuck yeah, is that ever a name for a product!

>>10776827

I never claimed the opposite.

My new toy is packed, I hope they ship it very soon.

gift wrapped

I'm out of lube, will sun lotion work as a substitute for a while or will it corrode my onahole (or dick) into mush?

>>10783689
It's funny because Mush's dick is broken.

>>10783689
Probably damaging

>>10782969
Let me be more clear. Has anyone ordered Tomax products outside of Japan or USA, and how?

So I ripped through my Tsurupeta girl after 5-6 times. Is this the regular lifetime of these? Also, which one do I try next?

>>10786611
Use a proxy.

Are those cheap $15 onaholes worth it?

>>10760189
C-cool spooky ghost mask, dude.

>>10788153
so fast? wtf

>>10790399
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

>>10791223
Haha! I love this epic maymay.

>>10791111
I rinsed it with warm water after every use, maybe that's what I did wrong. I might just have been to rough on it

What is so difficult about shipping out a packed box?

Any Ausfags got experience buying from night lovestory?

>>10791226
Oh God, a lady on the news just pronounced it "Mem".

Any water-based lubricant should work well for onaholes, right?

Anyone ever tried any of the brands available on Queen Cat (Astroglide, ID Glide, Wet Original, etc)? How about the warming lube, is that even safe?

>>10798139
I use id glide because cheapest on amazon

>>10798164
Okay, I'll go with that, then, thanks.