/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10717017
Too bad, fuck off.

but jp is always cute in every thread. i wanna kiss all of you.

>>10717020
They are all so cute!

kyaaaaa~!!! ^-^ cant believe a cute thread /jp/!!!!

Tewi being poked in the face with a carrot.

Marisa in mizurgi on her broom.

Youmu in Winter clothing and mittens.

BOO!

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>>10717061
>>10717068
no

>>10717075
yes

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Japanese saint being cute

Ｓａｙｕｋａ－ｓａｍａａａａ～

Teru getting her cheeks pinched

>>10719726
>Ｓａｙｕｋａ－ｓａｍａａａａ～
>－ｓａｍａａａａ
Why?

meido sings for you

Is my image cute?

>>10717080
LEEEEL EPIC /JP/ MEME DUDE XD *HIIGH FIVE*

Please do not play with souls!!

She's so cute.

>>10719740
She thinks Sakuya is her mom and talk to her with high respect, isn't that cute?

>>10719778
LEEEEL is not certified /jp/ meme. Please delete your post and leave this board forever.

Gods plotting religious and cultural domination of the world

Doorguard's epic struggle against the avatar of destruction

>>10719792
Delete YOUR shitty youtube-tier post before talking to me, fuckhomo, and don't use Satori images to post, you are not worthy.

my post is already cute thanks to homu

Cute pantsu

Cute little girls diligently practicing their signature attacks

Posting in a pedo thread

>>10719877

>>10719844
*YOU'RE

>>10719882
It's cute and pedo.

>>>/c/

>>10719938
That shit is for weeaboo faggots.

>>10719965
And what's /jp/ for?

>>10719981
fun/jp/osting

Please more cute images

>>10719804
I love that artists Okuu. He has so much fun drawing her and drawing in general.

Cute post?
Cute post.

Gimme a 'K'
Gimme an 'A'
Gimme an... "waii"

/jp/ my cute friends are here♥!

>>10721793

Strictly speaking, it should be "Gimme *a* waii," as would be the English standard

>>10717020
You are very cute and I want to kiss you too! Everyone here is cute and I love you all!

>>10722749
Stop posting that image.

>>10722800

Stop posting that post.

Is JC Denton cute?

>>10723387

Selvaria is cuter than Alicia

[cute]Futo is the cutest[/cute]

i tink dis is cute

>>10723387
cutest thing in this thread my friend but not jp

>>10723374

>>10723449

Youmu looks very cute here!

>>10721769

cute

Is this cute?

This is my first time posting cute...

>>10723892
I really like this doujin, I like to pretend to be the girls. But that's not cute anon, you shouldn't post it here.

>>10723892

It's Kawaii

Why are you doing this shit? There's an entire board for this.

>>10723965
shut the fuck up asshole. cute is so intertwined with otaku culture that you just made yourself look like a fucking idiot with this post.

More cut pictures kudasai.

>>>/c/

the cutest

AQN a qt

Got mad when (s)he deleted his/her pixiv.

>>10723387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28UaUo6oO10

Cute!

Someone post the one
You know
That one picture

>>10726004

>>10726035
Stop posting that image.

>>10726040
b-but he asked me to...

>>10719763
Yes.

>>10726250
That's not very cute

I love this game

pure guy made me laugh

>>10726250
Does that mean the girl in the pic isn't wearing any?

>>10726371
if she can afford a webcam she can afford an extra pair of panties

>>10717017

[x] touch fluffy tail

>>10727579
damn what a whore

>>10727579
Translate it weebs

>>10727614
It says "The pleasure of eating chocolate"

And in the bottom left corner it says "boing boing" because that's what chocolate is called in japanese.

>>10727579
I want to feed Reisen with lots of chocolate

>>10727609
That's a rude thing to say about someone as cute as Udonge

>>10727614
This year, Will you be my valentine?

>>10727632
Until she gets chubby?

>>10727668
I'd make sure that she doesn't get fat by doing "physical exercises" together

>>10719903
What is this from? Google reverse image search gives me nothing.

>>10729232
nevermind, found it in one of my completed lists.

I can only lewd, but I'll try to post something cute.

Well here it finally is.
Unbelievable, /jp/!

/jp/ Denton

>>10733992
Now animooted for your pleasure.

this thread is not cute by my /jp/ standards.you suck 2013 /jp/ booo!

>>10734100
You sound retarded.

WHERE'S THE JAYPEE I GREW UP WITH JANNIE

WHERE IS IT??????????

>>10734103
Who're you greenin' there, buddy?

You off yer meds again?

Is that a fucking script you're using janny?

>>10734120
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/19831.html

>he posts on wizardchan

>>10734122
>he downloaded the /bun/ meido pack because he doesn't have the images saved

>>10734124
>he doesn't

Nevermind it's not.

>>10734128

Yeah I did, so what? Not like you can never be too sure you have all the meidos.

>>10734132
>newfag filenames
>newfag image macro from cartoon for teenagers
>immplying you're anywhere near a "wizard"

>>10734135

>>10734142
robert_pretending_to_be_trevor_forgets_to_reenter_the_name_field.gif

>>10734146

The big downside of Twitter is that you can see a person just woke up and started posting or whatever, and a particular poster started posting on /jp/ at the same time.

Of course I'm sure that's what you WANT us to think ooOOOooOOoo

>>10734027
I don't see why people like this game so much. Sure it's fun, it's not bad, it's worth a playthrough, better than COD/bioshock: little girl mode/skyrim, but it's not that good either. I put it in the same category as the Max Payne games.

>>10734596
It's a particular type of game with specific elements that mostly work out. It's not just "another shooter". It was kind of like how the early 90s had fifty billion Doom clones and then System Shock came along and it was one of the coolest games ever. Here it was the late 90s/early 2000s and everyone was copying Half-Life, then another first-person cyberpunk RPG thing comes along and it was pretty darn great.

>>10735364
Please do not post such things in the cute thread. I got scared when I made the image bigger, hoping to see a delightful picture of Okuu smiling and showing me her eggs. Have some compassion towards your fellow /jp/ers.

>>10735413
Very cute Marisa. I'd like to hold hands with her.

>>10735413
>Marisa

>>10735464
Me offering my penis to Aya.

>>10735476
I hope we're talking about the same doujinshi dude.Shit is so fucking cash

>>10717018

>>10735503
which one

>>10735432
You just got tricked!

It's flan!
And she's driving a car!
Isn't that adorable?

The correct answer is "yes" by the way.

>>10734082
cute gif dude

>>10735734
I hate Flan so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>>10735562
I wanna beat that little twat to a pulp.

>>10735752
What do you think of Hina

>>10735836

>>10735836
>>10737165
now we just need basketball Hina and our forces will be complete

>>10722737

The doujin would be so much better if no hentai involved and changed to normal romance instead

>>10737177
Hina hungers... Hina devours.

cuteness

>>10742507
Cute image dude.

>>10742507
Who is the artist?

>>10735457
>>10742507
Do you guys wonder what it's like to be beat up like that? It looks incredibly arousing...

>>10744713
Want to find out? I'd beat you until you're aroused as you'd like.

>>10744690
saucenao.com

>>10744720
Do it!

>>10744729
How hard would your little NEET face beaten? If only I could punch you over standard TCP/IP.

>>10744751
Enough to make me cry a lot, and get blood all over my dress.

>>10744753

Oh, that's great. I'd love to force you up against a wall in your favorite dress like those girls. By then I'm sure you'll know how arousing it is to you. I'll even knock the air out of you if you want. But first, I'd make sure to give you a big nosebleed.

>>10744785
You could destroy my body all you want, please do...

I am a useless existence, but I hold tangible form, isn't that funny? Is it ironic? A mistake made by the seemingly perfect gears of fate and creation? Or maybe the very force of existence has given way, giving birth to I, us, we and it. Perhaps I'm some form of odd mediation to establish the rules of existence, giving other entities a value in comparison. Who knows?

Push of the red earth and fall above the sky /jp/.

>>10744802
At least the pic you posted is incredibly cute...

>>10744799
Oh dear. Your pretty dress would be covered in blood by the time you've had enough.

I'd put your face against the wall. Constantly hitting your head against it. You'd have just enough air to breathe before I knock the air out of you again. I'd imagine that it's hard to cry like you would when you can hardly breathe from getting beaten so much. I'd pull your hair and make sure your lower belly is violently rubbing against the wall. Don't cum all over your new dress, now. Oh well, I guess you could, if it's all wet from you crying anyway. I'd knee you in the thighs, and make you stub your toe on the wall.

>>10744858
Oh, what if you got other people to beat me up too? or used weapons?!

>>10744883
The most I would use is a baseball bat.

>>10744727
Oh, thanks, I hadn't used that in forever. I didn't know it became useful.

Thank you for cute pictures

>>10744858
sup, black kid

I have heterochromia for myself. Its a great way to break the ice and talk to people.

>>10723467
what a shame

>>10745325
Dude that shit's cool.

>>10745382
Its fucking cool as fuck.

Sadly, I will never find a heterochromia female beeing to create little heterochromia children that soon populate the entire world.

>>10745325

I am envious.

>>10745325
What, you just walk up to people and ask them what colour your eyes are?

I imagine that goes better than with my strabismus..

>>10745395
Do you happen to know what the chances are of passing it on with a heterochromia female and a normal one?

>>10745401
Its actually more the response when they look me in the face.

>>10745405
Hell, if I would know. I guess its higher if both parts have it.

>>10745405
Probably a recessive trait, so the other person would have to be a carrier for a 50% chance (without other factors)

>>10745405

If it isn't a polyallelic trait:

If it is a dominant allele:
Both partners have 2 = 100%
One has 2, one has any = 100%
Both have 1= 75%
One has 1 = 50%

If it is a recessive allele:
Both have 2 = 100%
One has 2, one has 1 = 50%
Both have one = 25%
anything else = 0%

If the child is male, and it is an x chromosome trait:

If it is a dominant or recessive allele:
and the female has it on 1 chromosome: 50%
" on both chromosomes: 100%
(male is irrelevant, as his x chromosome won't be used)

If the child is female, and it is an x chromosome trait:

If it is a dominant allele:
and the male has it: 100%
and only the female has it on one chromosome: 50%
and the female has it on both chromosomes: 100%

if it is a recessive allele:
and only the male has it: 0%
male and female both have 1: 50%
female has 2, male has none: 0%
female has 2, male has 1: 100%

>>10745478
Thanks, I will print this piece of info out and carry with me, questening female individuals about their traits and if they want to make heterochromia children with me.

Thanks.

>>10745630

I also made a diagram.

>>10745644

Like hell I can remember that.

>>10745664
Look at it every day for a few minutes and link it with the explanation.

>>10745673
But I need to find as much possible women as quick as possible, no time to learn stuff.

I must populate the world in multi-colored eyes. For Moeshit !

>>10745325
Thank god I'm just ugly, so people look away. I couldn't handle it if they showed interests and stared at my face.

If you were a cute little girl, what kind of boyfriend or girlfriend would you want? Smooth and dominating, or gentle and charming? Someone who takes care of you, or kind of lazy but always appreciates what you do for them?

>>10746768
My boyfriend still

>>10746768
If I were a little girl, I'd like an onii-san who is responsible and caring, with the tendency to be over-protective at times. He'd come running whenever I needed help. He'd also feel torn about being with such a little girl at first and be afraid to ruin the relationship or take it any further so I'd have to be a bit forceful in order to advance it.

>>10746768

I would want to be the cool and tough older sister type with a cute and naive center so I could inspire a young lady to greatness. She would be soothing and calm to my brash and reckless nature.

>>10745478
Guess there's no way to have cute kids no matter how cute the waifu is ;_;

>>10746768
One who likes to say cute things while kissing me, but their words and actions become increasingly lewd and I get all flustered. Then they stop and I feel slightly disappointed.

Applicable to 7.5 and 8... any Instance(s) that I'm missing?

This thread is way too fucking cute for me.

Please

Here's my favorite cute story about my favorite cute Touhou.

1/11

>>10752529
2/11

>>10752529
Oh, I love this one.

>>10752533
3/11

>>10752541
4/11

>>10752548
5/11

>>10752550
6/11

>>10752557
7/11

>>10752565
8/11

>>10752573
9/11

>>10752580
10/11

>>10726035
>>10726040

>>10752583
11/11

The end

>>10752580
That bottom-left Tewi. Can't deal, won't deal.

>>10752589
Stop.

Is this cute?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSnuxzHjsjY
Are Japanese cockatiels considered cute material for /jp/?

>>10752915
that's not cute

yukari's only 17 and nowhere near that busty

this is proper yukari

>>10727563

>>10753420
Janni's asleep
posts sum bearded lolis xDD

animooted

>>10753354
This is true. Here is cute Yukari playing with her shikigami.

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