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So /jp/... which touhou would you marry?

I'll take Yuugi as my wife, she will bear strong children

>> No.10735496 [DELETED] 
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She'll do.

>> No.10735499 [DELETED] 

>wife

>>>/a/

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>> No.10735510
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Bridal witch

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>>10735509
step back dude she's mine

>> No.10735522
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Has an actual career (librarian)

Quiet, doesn't like being involved in trouble

Has friends, can get along with others

Intellectual, knows a lot about any number of subjects

Not a slut

Name a better wife than Patchouli. you can't

>> No.10735527 [DELETED] 

She will always be faithful.

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She'll always be faithful.

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Knowing a person completely, you can't get much more intimate than that.

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Always and forever.

>> No.10735593

>>10735538
>white
hahahaha

>> No.10735596
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There are going to be some new rules around here, Chen.

>> No.10735599
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Yuuka. She's great.

>> No.10735605
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How's my taste /jp/?

>> No.10735609

>>10735605
Terrible. Kill yourself.

>> No.10735614

>>10735605
Excellent. Live a long and happy life.

>> No.10735617
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cirno
i think she would bare beautiful children

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>>10735605
Good luck. Either she'll hold you too an incredibly high standard, or she'll be leaning on you from her incredibly demanding job.
You have a grand task before you. But with such a wonderful bride as the prize, you cannot fail. Make her the happiest woman in the world, anonymous.

>> No.10735627

>meta touhou threads

>> No.10735629

>>10735627
Who are you memequoting?

>> No.10735666

>>10735492
Don't even think about it. Her pussy will break your penis. Come back when you can lift 5kg weights with your dick.

>> No.10735673

>>10735522
she will die at childbirth

>> No.10735689

I have a fetish for forced marriage. From inyouchuu to Bettlejuice I have fapped to it all. Specially if it is via mindbreak.
I'va had it since I was a kid and I imagined my forcing my sister to marry me.

If I had to pick one it would be Yukari or Reimu because they are annoying.

I would post one of these pics but I don't want to have my post deleted by the janny and post it all over again.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=wedding_Dress+leash&commit=Go

>Danbooru

>> No.10735699

>>10735689
That's terrible.

>> No.10735701

Everyone knows a youkai wouldn't marry a human because they would be under constant threat of extermination.

>> No.10735709

>>10735701
What?

>> No.10735717

>>10735699

I hate replies with just a couple of words. Please insult me thoroughly or don't post at all.

>> No.10735718

>>10735717

You suck.

>> No.10735719

>Shit taste
>the thread
>the movie

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>>10735492
Too bad I'm already married to her!

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>>10735719
i can fix that

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I'd marry the meido.

>> No.10735802

I'd marry any of them, but none of them would marry me.

This is actually quite the typical situation.

>> No.10735807

I would marry a real fucking girl bros, nott a fucking drawing of a bug eye'd big tittied bitch, she isn't real

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We'd have many children.

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>>10735807

>> No.10735831

>>10735807
"Would" denotes a hypothetical situation.

>> No.10735843
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Time to breed

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>>10735492

Byakuren will be mai waifu and she shall bear many children from our many fuckings... many many fuckings. This is so for I am the horndog who bangs with impunity.

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Yuuka, despite the fact that canon appears to make her ethics and morals questionable at best. (and being genocidal towards humans)

>> No.10735871

>>10735843
I like how the artist incorporated her original design into her dress.

>> No.10735882
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Tenshi. Then I'd be able to live in heaven and consume nectar and ambrosia.

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>>10735882
Mein Kamerad.

>> No.10735939

>>10735882
But otherworldly foods are deadly!

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>>10735939
Are there any legends about these being deadly?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaches_of_Immortality

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I love her so, so much.

>> No.10735970
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I'd like to be with her as long as I live.

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i think Marisa would make a fun wife.

>> No.10735984

>>10735882
Tenshi would want to leave heaven and do stuff. She's so bored up there.

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Hong Meiling.

>> No.10736009

>>10735981
I want to do magical research and commit crimes with Marisa

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>>10735510
>>10735519

These guys know what's up.

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>>10735510
>>10735522

These guys know what's up.

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>>10735522
Keine.

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>>10735492

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Yuyuko is perfect wife material. I could take it easy forever.

>> No.10736240

>>10736107
But Keine hates waifufaggotry.

>> No.10736252

>>10735846
What?

>> No.10736381
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>>10736240
Don't believe those lies.

>> No.10736381,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>10735846
wut?

>> No.10736527
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After marrying Patchouli!

>> No.10736553

>>10736527

Too cute!

>> No.10736577

>>10736381
Nice tits.

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I would like Yuyuko's hand in marriage.

>> No.10736665

>>10736527
I'd be creeped the fuck out if my daughter was a clone of my wife.

>> No.10736693

>>10736665
In Asia she will a Princess among adult.

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Honk daughter.

>> No.10736723

>>10735538
>faithful
my sides

>> No.10736735

>>10736665
I guess Patchouli didn't think he was worthy of having a child with her so she gave birth to a clone of herself instead.

>> No.10736738
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Okuu a love.

>> No.10736741

>>10736735
because of this >>10735673

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In my dreams, I am Alice and Yuuka is my wife.

>> No.10736785

>>10736752
But you can't marry two, you can only give all your love to one

>> No.10736820

>>10736738
spoiler that porn

>> No.10736837

>>10736738

> favorite: 1

People don't appreciate the great things in life.

>> No.10736839

>>10736785
If he is a mormon. never know

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>>10736837
A lot of people already downloaded it via DDL including the other one.

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I'd like to marry Milady, but that would interfere our master-servant relationship. So, maybe the maid?.

Now I have to think this thoroughly.


>>10736135
Oh, are you that Hina tray guy?. You made some Hina-themed cookies too that time, right?


>>10736665
You'd better be creeped about how weak your genes are.

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>>10736893
Then i'll take Remilia

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>>10736971
Then I'll disembowel you.

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>>10736893
>I'd like to marry Milady

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>>10736859
So cute.. I love that book. It's like looking into a family album.

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>>10736893
I call dibs on Flandre

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I want to beat the shit out of her after coming home drunk

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I wish Eiki was real so she'd scold me into actually doing shit.

>> No.10737577

>>10736893
>weak genes

that's not how it works

>> No.10737636

>>10737577
I know.

But you wouldn't want to sully the cuteness of your your Touhou daughter by granting her you ugly genes, right?

>> No.10738389

>>10737162

I want to tell her how great I think she is and make her happy.

Then I'll take her from you.

>> No.10738784

>>10738389
not a chance

>> No.10742547

Patchy

>> No.10742574
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Reimu will need to retire as a miko eventually so she can get married and carry on the Hakurei family line.

Unless she decided to become a goddess, then she'd be immortal and wouldn't need to worry about having a successor. But she said that she has no intention of becoming a goddess.

>> No.10742606

>>10736738
:3

>> No.10742622

None of them. Not because I dislike them, but I am ordinary and clumsy and I don't want to put them through that. Having someone clean up your screw ups isn't fun for either side.

>> No.10743211

>>10742622
Danny downer pls

>> No.10743243

>>10735492
I always see this picture and I've been wondering why is Yukari wearing a party hat??

>> No.10743246

>>10743243
Because she's at a fucking party.

>> No.10743259

>>10743211

I just want to make them happy.

>> No.10743303
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Youmu would be a lovely, caring wife who'd most likely bring plenty of energy into my life if I married her.

>> No.10743310

>>10743303
green eyes

>> No.10743323

>>10743310
Yeah, noticed that too. Maybe she's wearing colored lenses for whatever reason?
Either way, she looks dazzling!

>> No.10743352
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You should only marry a human 2hu, otherwise it loses the charm, how could you live knowing that after giving her everything you have you're still, in her long life, a stage( Fucking irony) and once you die after withering she'll still be beautiful and will get another partner, that if you don't have a row and she eats/kills you, I doubt she'll ask for divorce, marriage was made with beings of the same nature/lifespan in mind.

In short, once we get to Gensokyo we've to make signs against inter-being marriage( Or whatever fuck you call marrying a ghost/ghoul/imp) and go protest.

>> No.10743356

>>10743352

You could just look for a way to live forever or at least a very long time before marrying.

>> No.10743361
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Do Shrine Maidens lose their powers along with their virginities?

>> No.10743365

>>10743361
they just lost her "barrier", if you know what i mean

>> No.10743367

>>10743303
That wedding dress is far too lewd.

>> No.10743374

>>10743365

I think I know what you mean...

They clear all the danmaku on the playfield right?

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I want to sped the rest of our lives together

>> No.10743411

>>10743367
Really? I think it fits Youmu very well; cute and small like she is!

She's also a swordsman and wearing too big dress could make her feel uncomfortable due to lesser mobility.

>> No.10743417

>>10743408
*spend
i derped

>> No.10745185

>>10736381
But what will you do when "that time of the month"
comes around?

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Would you marry a Ran and become Chens father?

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Couldn't find a decent image of Weeding Dress Suika, so let's just pretend she's beginning to dress up for the occasion in this one.

>> No.10746037
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I shall take Yuugi's strong, firm hand in marriage.
There shall be many children in our wake.

>> No.10746046

This thread is filling my head with many many fantasies about getting married to differet touhous and it is making me sad becaue I can never experience anything like that

>> No.10746062
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>>10746026
Here you go.

>> No.10746073
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>>10746070

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>>10746062
Cute little oni bride!

>> No.10746076
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>>10746073
And here is a traditional oni shotgun wedding.

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>>10746076
Truly a cutie bride.
And I think that's it, the rest are either group shots or too lewd for /jp/

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>> No.10746135

>>10746094
Isn't that from that guy who makes touhous piss themselves? He always knows what get's me on.

>> No.10746140
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Marriage with a formidable goddess
Making new life with death herself

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I'd marry Remilia-sama.

Would she make me a slave, or her equal in the mansion?

>> No.10746142

>>10746117
Oh dear god.

There's something that just happened to my heart that I can't really explain, but I think you just won the thread.

>> No.10746155

>>10746026
I don't think Suika would have a wedding, just a drinking party get together.

>> No.10746156
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It always warms my heart to see the family together.

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>>10745990
Of course.
I'll give Chen many brothers and sisters to play with as well.

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>>10746158

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>>10746156
Okuu's offspring is adorable, just like her mother!

>> No.10748474

>>10735831
I married a cute girl, why cant you.

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If anyone, it'd be Shinki. Why? Because there's no one better than the ruler of the makai.

>> No.10752495

Yes

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