/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10733148
0

I can't see anything lewd and obscene about this image.

5/10

2

A solid 2, needs more belly and less steam.

its making me hungry.

>>10733148
3

>>10733153
mouth

I agree, no more than 2.

>>10733165
Mouths are lewd?

>>10733168
mouth shape

What's an "indexs"?

So what does your PENIS say?

How lewd is this picture?

>>10733169
Your mind is too lewd for your own good.

>>10733177
3

>>10733177
3

>>10733177
1/10, and 1 instead of 0 only because of the implied panty shot.

0/10. Even censor bar doesn't work with it.

How lewd?

>>10733192
7

Please stop sexualizing them

>>10733192
6.5

Could there be a picture that you would rate at maximum lewdness, but is postable by the rules?

this seems lewd, but I am not sure

>>10733192
2

ack, ack ack ack

ng?

>>10733203
not op

>>10733177
7: makes me think of spreading her legs and bestiality

how lewd is this image?

>>10733203

How lewd? I guess an 8?

>>10733216
A picture that is still SFW CANNOT be classified more than 5/10. Assume she'd undress, how lewd would you rate it then? 15/10?

>>10733217
>Handholding
Nigga that's a solid 9, lewd as fuck.
On a worksafe board too no less.

>>10733228
epic meme dude

>>10733232
I like it, it's nice

Is this lol- I mean, lewd?

>>10733224
I got a pic of Tewi posing buck naked, but you can't see anything because of the bunny rabbit.

How lewd?

>>10733244
7/10. There's still room for more lewd.

It's hard to judge the lewdness of Rumia pictures, since Rumia herself is purelewd

How lewd is this?

How lewd?

>>10733253
Erika has the unique trait of always looking like she's having an orgasm, so just because she's making a lewd face doesn't mean the picture is lewd.

1/10

>>10733254
She's just sad that she has to give away the chocolate. Not lewd.

Is Seiga lewd?

>>10733205
What a faggot for bullying such a beautiful and pure girl. I hate him so much.

Can I get a PENIS rating on this?

>>10733148
PENIS index: 0

>>10733283
7.43/10

>>10733283
>PENIS index
That means Perceived Lewdness Index Index

is chomarisa lewd?

>>10733295
No lewdness perceived.

>>10733308
You are so not gay enough
Get out of Canad

How about swimwears, /jp/?

>>10733325
3/10

I'd rate op's pic at 3, because she's sweating unnecessary lot.

>>10733341
Good, I wanted < 3 anyway

>>10733325

A solid 6/10, far too lewd for a princess

Finding good, pure, happysex Kaguya hentai is way harder than it should be. Everything I see with her is rape or domination, often both

Dear people, I'm impressed you post so much lewdness and don't get deleted yet.
I can grab random pic from this thread and fap to the next century.

0, but it did make me hungry.

>>10733474
slut/10

>>10733474
The lewd things I'd do to that butt

This one?

>>10733148
3.14

This?

??

>>10733531
what the fuck
i just

what

the

fuck

How lewd is this image?

>>10733411
Please do not misuse spoilers.

imo lewd means sexually implicit, not explicit. anything that is sexually explicit (nsfw) automatically has a lewdness magnitude of 10, or 0 if you want to look at it that way.

>>10733148
2
>>10733177
3
>>10733192
5
>>10733210
7
>>10733215
10
>>10733216
8
>>10733217
1
>>10733236
2
>>10733244
8
>>10733254
2
>>10733265
4
>>10733283
4
>>10733295
0
>>10733325
7
>>10733393
3
>>10733443
7
>>10733474
5
>>10733521
6
>>10733527
6
>>10733534
3
>>10733551
6

>>10733551
2/10
Too much fat. Only 2 points because purple is lewd.

>>10733534
Balls are touching, extremely lewd.

>>10733563
This guys take shit the most seriously serious ever. I applaud him.
But he sage. Why?

>>10733601
in case you're not joking.

>>10733613
Dude, the original Japanese concept is to sage when you think YOUR reply is irrelevant, humble, undeserving.

Got it weeb?

That reply deserve platinum medal over any on this thread. Why would he sage himself.

>>10733608
disgusting
im going to puke

>>10733622
you just answered your own question

>>10733627
What the fuck is my question?

>>10733613
FIXED THAT FOR YOU, WEEABOO.

>>10733625
She's helping!

>>10733622
Because everyone on /jp/ has social anxiety and low self-esteem. That's why they use sage, nothing to do with yamato damashii or whatever.

>>10733622
i was just throwing my opinion in. i don't think longer responses are necessarily better, and i don't like bumping threads that janny might delete.

>>10733629
That's the spirit!

>>10733635
Janny won't delete this. This is the thread Gotham deserves.

This?

>>10733625
Rude

>>10733654
Wow, this is too lewd for an actual rating.

now I'm curious what frozen saliva looks like

Purple is the lewdest color in Gensokyo, trust me anon.

Patchy and Reisen won't be this lewd in any other color coding, trust me anon.

2P color for Patchy and Reisen is also blasphemy, trust me anon.

What is worst than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust, trust me anon.

>>10733684
LEWDLEWDLEWDLEWDLEWD

LEWD

>>10733694

?

>>10733755
this depends

how do 2hu tears taste like?

how much

>>10733772

2/10

>>10733808

a solid 7/10

>>10733838
10/10, couldn't be lewder even if she was naked.

>>10733060
I hated Suika so much.
So fucking much.
But not all of you as well.

Directed by M night syamalan

>>10733851
2/10 because she's probably thinking about lewd things

The only tenable rating scheme is the one out of three (favorable/ambivalent/unfavorable) I mentioned in the beginning, which is the only one that occurs to man by nature. That's how people respond when asked their opinion on pretty much anything -- no one goes "hmmm, 76,379 out of 100,000" when asked whether they liked a certain film. At most one could expand the scale by adding two more gradations: "highly favorable" and "highly unfavorable" -- but no more than that. Adding any more will always be humbug, because a person is not able to quantify his sentiments to a greater degree: we are human beings after all, not machines -- our value judgements are diffuse, uncertain, fluctuating. What is the difference between a 7 and an 8? Can anyone spell it out in human words? Let alone between a 72 and a 73!

http://insomnia.ac/commentary/how_good_exactly_is_perfect/

>>10733870

8/10 if blowy
fuck off / 10 if rimmy

>>10733871
>What is the difference between a 7 and an 8?
8 is slightly better than a 7.

>>10733871
This is my answer when I take this seriously.

I have a natural, clear judgement of rating up to the scale of 20. (0.5-10 system or 1-20 system work fines)
I acquired it from playing football manager and reading critics site with 0.5-10 system.
You can train yourself to be naturally good in anything dude, including judgement.
>76,379 out of 100,000
Also this example is too extreme and you know it.

>>10733870
S-s-s-so lewd!

>>10733871
Is this what they call a judgement otaku?

>>10733978

10/10 lewdness detected

Mod pls permaban for posting this on a SFW board

>>10733978
Canon sexualized/10

I guess I'll take this thread seriously as well.

>>10733978
2
>>10733936
3
>>10733930
5
>>10733870
8
>>10733851
1
>>10733838
5
>>10733824
4
>>10733808
5
>>10733772
4
>>10733755
5
>>10733694
6
>>10733684
6
>>10733654
4

And going by those, I'd have to say my feelings are that things get a 5 automatically for trying to be sexual, but can't go above a 6 without nudity, or at least implied nudity.

>>10733684
i wanna see more opinions on how lewd /jp/ thinks this is.

>>10734083
official lewdometer here
9/10

lewd is so much more arousing than nude, especially in the 8-10 region.

>>10733215
>>10733684
>>10733838

>>10734099
That's an ass I wouldn't mind ravaging.

>>10733654
Most obscene picture so far.

>>10734293
What does the snake represents?

>>10734293
That's a very nice picture.

>>10734350
I don't see why you posted this. All she's doing is eating some sushi.

>>10734362
I'm sorry, I guess it's my bad for thinking weird thing about that gif.

>>10734420
Maximum lewd

>>10734485
0

>>10734420
This is the lewdest image known to man.

>>10733148
2 i am now hungry

>>10733217
cute

>>10734511
>ribbon wrapped around her nipple
EXTREME LEWDITY HOLY COW

>>10733531
oh, so that's where that went

>>10733871
assburgers get out of our lewd thread

Lewdness is in the eye of the beholder.

>>10734527
They are probably cutting her circulation and look all purple by now.

>>10734581
She looks so happy.

>>10734586
>OBJETS DONT HAVE QUALITYIES ALL IS SUBJECTIEVE NONDUALISM IS FOR FAGGOTTS

i was quouting your post

>>10734597
Who are you quoting?

>>10734621
Oh god. I actually felt has if he was touching me.

Lately pictures keep giving me synestetic feelings. I don't know if this a course or I'm going insane.

This is the lewdest part in a girl's body, but how is it called?

>>10734753
Mons pubis, and I agree entirely.

how much

>>10734777
9/10
Cropped hentai is somehow some arousing than full pics.

>>10734753
The lewdest part is the mouth. It may seem innocent at first glance, but it has an arsenal of lewdness that no other part of the body does. First, there is the smile. This is mostly a multiplier of lewdness; for example, a girl lifting her skirt and looking at you with a cocky smile, knowing she's found a new toy, or the smile of a girl enraptured by pleasure. Then, there can be the shape. A kissing-shaped mouth, especially with a finger pressed against it, combined with longing eyes can create and exceptionally lewd image. The mouth can take other forms, such as a wide-opened and round shape, ready to take in something long and round, including, but not limited to, a penis. The most effecting weapon a mouth has, however, is the tongue. Whether it's innocently stuck out by a kid mocking someone, or it's licking a popsicle or a lollipop, the tongue has a wide range of possibilities to be lewd. It can be licking the lips, or hung out in pleasure, or sliding along another tongue. There are many other ways a mouth can be lewd, but I think I've covered the main points.

>>10734799
This artist gave me a belly abuse fetish. I look at bellies and think horrbile things about them now.

>>10733254
I THOUGHT SHE WAS HOLDING HER TITS BUT IT'S CHOCOLATE

>>10734099
Fuuuck

>>10734753
The lewdest part is the anus. It may seem innocent at first glance, but it has an arsenal of lewdness that no other part of the body does. First, there is the sphincter. This is mostly a multiplier of lewdness; for example, a girl lifting her skirt and looking at you with a cocky sphincter, knowing she's found a new toy, or the sphincter of a girl enraptured by pleasure. Then, there can be the shape. A puckered anus, especially with a finger pressed against it, combined with longing eyes can create and exceptionally lewd image. The anus can take other forms, such as a wide-opened and round shape, ready to take in something long and round, including, but not limited to, a penis. The most effecting weapon an anus has, however, is the turd. Whether it's innocently stuck out by a kid mocking someone, or it's covering a popsicle or a lollipop, the turd has a wide range of possibilities to be lewd. It can be circling the anus, or hung out in pleasure, or sliding along another turd. There are many other ways an anus can be lewd, but I think I've covered the main points.

>>10733411

fuck u

>>10734753
if thats so lewd, why do kids manga always show it freely.

>>10734293

Jesus fuck that belly paint

I'm hard.

>>10735044
2. They might be fully nude, but there is nothing lewd about anything happening.

>>10735087
That's why I thought it was interesting.

>>10735088

fertility too bad it's a shit goddess and Touhou

>>10735411
Fertility too bad i'll rape your fucking face you faggot.

>>10733411
They don't call her the lunatic princess for nothing.

>>10736054
4

Frappe time

This thread doesn't mean to be food porn. Come on jp, post more frappable things.

Can Nue get 10 while still being SFW?

I think that lewdness should be reserved for deliberate or implied non-romantic sexuality. One can be nude with no nudity at all, while someone fully clothed in a lewd situation would have a far higher PENIS rating. I think, though can be convinced otherwise, that implicit sexuality can be lewder than actual sex, depending upon the circumstances.

Let us take this as an example. She is clearly topless, which you'd think would be quite lewd, but the way she carries her frame implies an absolute lack of anything sexual, dramatically reducing the lewdness. I'd probably rate it at a three, and no higher than four. It's all about context.

>>10733148

What ramen is she eating? Serious question.

>>10739869
I don't know man, her eyes are kinda lewd.

>>10742438
5. I felt like it was inherently lewd, but I couldn't put my finger on it until I realized how much underboob was showing. That blush shows that she knows she's showing it off, too. All in all, too lewd.

>>10739831
12/10
TOO LEWD!!!
TOO CRAZY

>>10739831
Exposed armpits, feet and butt. VERY lewd.

>>10742665
10

>>10742438
9
breasts are showing
covering up the nipples does not make it non-lewd

>>10739831
8
Lots of skin showing

>>10742665

what the hell is going on here

>>10742665
I don't get the context of this picture...

>>10742703
0/10
There's nothing lewd about being injured

>>10733272

shes a robot dooder

>>10742805
What the hell man. Robots have feelings too.

>>10742824
6. Sexual, but no sexual happenings.
>>10742703
7. Dangerously close to 8.
>>10742875
Would have been 5, but I see those nipples. 6.
>>10742880
4
>>10742907
2. Maybe if it had more Victorian connotations in the picture, I'd give it a higher rating based on the setting.

I'm finding it really hard to find lewd images with little to no nudity in them.

Is only Touhou allowed?

/jp/ - 2D/Lewd

>>10742944
This being legal where I live makes the whole thing much less arousing, I'd rather get breasts, do you have an alike picture with the hags?

>>10742949
Something like that?

>>10742966
Yes thanks, I love 17 year old girls.

Lewd Taoists

>>10742949

Where the fuck do you live that it's legal for young girls to dress up like hookers?

>>10742979

Explicit. You can clearly see Futo getting drilled by that octopus in the background.

>>10743000

>>10742986
What the fuck are you some kind of sandnigger?

>>10743013

very nice

>>10743029
>>10742907
Milady can't be this improper!... or can she?

?

>>10743043
2/10, oral hygene isnt lewd

>>10743056
13/10!!! Egg looks suspiciously like an areola + nipple

>>10743050

remilia's
lewd
bellypussy

>>10743086
I would eat that foot germ-infested cake

>>10743122

It'd still be cleaner than her vagina. Of that I can assure you.

>>10742990
I think it's just doing some heavy petting.

>>10742979
i think i'm necrophiliac now

Is this Sanae a 10 jp?

>>10743945
What is with those proportions ?

Come on...

>>10743945
The art is shit, so the overall image can never reach top score.

>>10744038
7

>>10744038
For me this is pretty much perfect.

>>10744038
What are you doing you stupid cat. Put on some clothes.

>>10744714
Please don't roleplay. Theres is totally nothing wrong about roleplay but the fact that it is popular among furfag make everything about it unacceptable.

>>10744854

Just like money is popular among Jews. That's why I poor truneet.

>>10743050
>fun book

>>10744854
It is still shitposting even if you are being ironic. Please give me the proof that >>10744714 was roleplaying.

This is very beautiful!
I like the artist very much.

>>10743055
0/10, Snake eyes are pure and holy

>>10743000
belly/10

>>10743004
bully/10

>>10743013
7/10

>>10743029
4/10

>>10743039
crazy wwww

>>10743041
3/10, seen better

>>10743043
2/10

>>10743045
5/10, 0/10 if she's asking a literal question

>>10743050
8/10

>>10743056
4/10

>>10743086
4.5/10, 5/10 if you remove that picture
9/10 if I get to lick her feet clean

>>10743114
6/10, could be a bit more belly

>>10743945
8/10

>>10744038
9/10

>>10744890
9/10 Rumia x table corner OTP

>>10747568
8/10, 9/10 w/o censoring

>>10747625
You have good taste.

>>10747659
8.75/10 She looks best moderately clothed and surrounded with lace imo

>>10744700
Why? Do you like girls with red hair?

>>10747673
del

>>10747643
4-6/10 depending on how lewd viewer is

>>10747675
And this?

>>10747678
I like Chinese girls with red hair

>>10747682
9/10

>>10747682
5/10 proportions are outta wack
If her legs weren't stilts I'd say 8/10

I fear this PENIS index thing will overtake /jewish pride/

>>10747690
?

>>10747692
1/10 mite go somewheres

>>10747695
I'm not responding to you anymore >:T

>>10747712
7/10, 9/10 w/o titties but that's just my personal preferences talking

You do me I want something out of this

>>10733215
What the fuck is even going on there? Just draw the dicks if you're going to be that lewd.

>>10733563
>imo lewd means sexually implicit, not explicit. anything that is sexually explicit (nsfw) automatically has a lewdness magnitude of 10, or 0 if you want to look at it that way.
I disagree with your opinion

>>10733551
worms/10

My lewdest pic yet.

>>10747730

they're cum popsicles

>>10747756
9.8/10

>>10747774
crazy/10

>>10747776
6.5/10 extra half for the pout

>>10747777
10/10 come up to the front stage to claim your prize

>>10747692
>Christine Love

Beyond lewd

>>10747692
What was the scenario here again? Wasn't it to buy wine so she could get drunk and have sex with her girlfriend or something?

I think Christine Love needs to look into the responsibilities of teachers, because I refuse to believe an MC like this would ever get hired as one.

>>10748238
"suck my cock, dude"

>>10748250
lol

>>10748235
Yukari is beautiful and all but that fucking diaper she wears on her head kills the charm.

>>10748235

Best thread in gensokyo is back.
Can you rate Parsee? Look closer.

>>10749730

Gross, she doesn't even have a cock, just some weird slit. 10/10 lewd.

>>10751773
There are two coming out of her ears.

>>10733148
0

>>10733148
10

>>10751961
2/10 terrible proportions and bad drawn womb

how lewd?

Tadima, /jp/~

>>10748235
9/10

>>10748238
0/10 Futo is purity

>>10749133
8.8/10

>>10749143
9.5/10

>>10749693
6.75/10

>>10749730
10/10 a true gem, gj anon
(could use a bigger bush imo but I'm nitpicking)

>>10751804
7.5/10

>>10751961
disqualified

>>10752003
chin-chin/10

/jp/ has been rly lewd as of late

>>10752425
>/jp/ has been rly lewd as of late
I don't see the problem.

>>10752473
5/10
Eh just making an observation really. I'm guessing with finals ending at most universities you have bored and sexually frustrated shitposters mingling with the rest of us on a full-time basis now. I fully expect the return of niggy.png any day

somehow this makes me hard

>>10752425
>8.8/10

I'm having flashbacks, thanks.

>>10752584
2/10 whatever floats yr. boat man

>>10752978
7.5/10

>>10752978
I'm gonna say 7/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itjK4RpKCL4

>>10752978
6/10, not lewd enuff

>>10752978
3/10
Her pose and face are not lewd enough.

>>10753202
Too dangerous.
>>10753212
Too ugly.

>>10753202
5/10

>>10753212
4/10 more cute than lewd

>>10753544
5/10

>>10753569
8.5/10

>>10753911
9/10 Kasen belly best oni belly

>>10733551
>>10733808
>>10742438
saved/10
for hitting the right combination of my erogenous zones either at random (the last two) or by bruteforcing (the first one).
The rest of the thread didn't manage to do that although some images came close.

>>10756956
Or you just like sideboobs

>>10757269
0/10 Miko is pure

>>10757252
I love the serious look on his face. He gives no fucks whatsoever.

Fuck yeah bump limit

how much?

>>10761790
Obscene/Indecent