/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fumo wallpaper? Whoa. You are a fumo master.

>>10721188
Hah he made his wallpaper the fumos to the left of his PC so he could see them all the time.

I hate fumos so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

Wallpaper looks like a traditional family portrait.

Are those dolls? What are you some sort of fucking girl? What a fucking loser.

>>10721194
le fumilk face

>>10721210
le suck my fuggin cock, bro

>>10721234
le no bully

>>10721259
Please suck my cock, friend.

that chair when no cute fumos to post with ;_;7

>>10721262
i dont think so pal

Are you supposed to leave the tag on? Like people who leave the stick on their hats?

Or are you just renting the fumos and plan to return them once you are finished with them?

Is this the buy f/jp/g thread?

>>10721300
Yes :)

>>10721291
Only if you're a collector, in that case you'd be leaving them in the plastic. But they won't be collectable, so get them unwrapped and enjoy your cuddly toys.

Please stop leaving on the tags. Fumos need to be loved not preserved.

>>10721302
upvoted ;)))))

>>10721309
Fishing is dangerous, she could be attacked by a tiger again.

>>10721402
Then how would you know it's a fumo?!

>>10721309
>>>/out/

>>10721309
T...That's really cute.

How the FUCK is somebody supposed to post ``warmly''? I suggest you stop messing around with incorrect terminology just so you can appear cute to other /jp/sies. You're not cute. You're garbage. Shinu.

>>10721482
>Shinu.
what a weeb lol

>>10721482
>shinu
ya guna il yr elf dood? :(

>>10721309
Thank you for blogging. I am getting a fuzzy feeling inside thinking of just how much this contributes to the board.

>>10721419
Why would you brag with that?
They are pretty cheaply made, there are better touhou plushies out there

>>10721309
/jp/ camping trip, anyone???

>Want a Fumo
>They're sold out everywhere
>Can only get some Nendoroids figures
>Only plushies left are the Nendoroid kind

Why.

>>10722474
who are you quoting?

>>10722474
If you can get other kind of plushies go and get them, fumos are poorly made

>>10722480
How do you keep Ran from not leaning forward? The tails keep pushing her

I don't really get it, is this a blog thread?

>>10722485
I think it's a fumo thread.

I wish I had a fumo to post warmly.

>>10722484
She's cornered pretty precisely it took many tries to get her stable and part of it is her ears pushing her down.

>>10722528
not cool
not funny

>>10722528
Needs at least five more Snoop Lions, otherwise it is not a blingee.

>>10722528
cool
funny

>>10721309
daw that's cute

>>10721937
Like what?

Someone please post the Marisa Fumo-fleshlight.

A new arrival

Let's see what's inside

>>10721184
curtains, painting; living in mom's guestroom.

>>10723552
:o

Not mine but saw it a while back in a room thread a while back.

thanks captcha

>>10723569
too derpy

>>10723569
Also the bunk beds are .mil. Does anyone have the guys other pics as they where not in the archive.

>>10723584
Lewd.
Get them out quick or Koishi's gonna do stuff.

Skipping to the end

test

>>10723575
ｷﾀ━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━ｯ!!

>>10723602
The little illustration on that paper made me think of this.

>>10723602
Why is Alice grouped with main characters there and not with rest of PCB?

>>10723602
Please remove their oppressive tags.

>>10723602
Give me one fumo dude.
I'll take good care of her, brownies promise

>>10722528
I like you.

>>10723551
>Fragile

Lord knows we wouldn't want to break a plushie in transit.

I've never shopped for a Fumo, what is a good site to order from?

>>10723729
amiami

I miss fumospenpai and the gang so fucking much.
Did they really move to /toy/? Saw them once then never again.

>>10723648
Wow, get a grip, the way you're all over his dick, it's disgusting.
Makes me sick.

>>10723739
Some of them moved to twitter.

nah that shit is expensive.

i only have buttons and keychains like a poor person

>>10723761
>Fumo
>expensive

Do you live in a third world country?

>>10723767
Some people are just poor.

>>10723767

Maybe he's not looking in the right places...

Last fumo I bought costed me about 120 bucks

>>10723761
Wow. I didn't think it was possible to be this poor. Do you live in one of those countries where the rent is like, $50 a month?

>>10723795
Not that anon but I live with my parents so I literally have no money.

Unfortunate, to buy all the fumos that are available would be $350+ship, and that doesn't include the 8 that aren't available.

>>10723816
Why would you want to by all of them?

I want an Aya fumo.

Is there a good way to clean dust off fumos?

I thought about throwing them in the dryer for a few seconds on low but that seems kinda harsh.

Why are Suwako and Sanae the only happy fumos?

>>10723845
Meiling looks pretty happy to me

>>10723845
Cirno, Meiling, Remilia, and Flandre are smiling...

>>10723866
OK Meiling is but the rest are definitely smug.

>>10723834
I used one of those rollers that cleans dog hair off stuff.

hi ren

fumo are goddamn motherFUCKING SHITHOLE cute FUCKING goddamn ASSFUCK.

>>10723974
why u say that

>>10724003
He has finger Tourettes.

>>10724038
That's so sad.

>>10723834
that would just melt the glue

OP, please don't use 4:3 images as backgrounds on a widescreen monitor.

my laptop has a fumo pic as its background also

I went to a fumo photoshoot at a con.

maybe if i have time after werk i'll post fumo pics

>>10725146
Where are they

>>10725146
whoa. photoshoot? sounds hot. did they do sexy poses? was it an ero shoot? i cant wait for pics.

>>10727916
i dont have time, i need to get to bed.
maybe tomorrow
>>10727984
no. nothing sexy about plush.

>>10728064
marisa can't read

>>10721184
I have one fumo sitting on a drawer and it's obscured by clean clothes that I'm too lazy to put into the drawers.

>>10729602
can i have your fumo

Pleased be of good cheer. I am new to this thread and this is my fumo.

>>10729728
brush you're cat-pussy dude!

>>10729728
Please remove tag

What happens when you lose control of your autism and have a tantrum?

Do you become physically violent?

>>10729851
I will. Soon.

Cause now, all she do now is staring at me eating.

I will. Soon.

Cause now, all she do now is staring at me eating.

>>10729888
Dammit. meant to quote >>10729851

>>10729885
yeah

i always punch my dakimakura when i'm angry

>>10729891
Dude, you're like a wife beater.

Please punch just a normal pillow next time.

>>10729891
You make me sick

When I hug my daki I think about how disgusting and unworthy I am.
If I didn't have blood and bones, I could be perfect 2d like her.

>>10729888
You better wash your hands before handling her.

>>10729888
You look pretty stout.
Maybe you should eat healthier food?

>>10722528
mah nigga

Do you guys fugg your fumos?

>>10729970
I strap onaholes to my big reimu and then fugg her. Sometimes I even wear a raymoo dress and whig while pounding at my doll.

>>10730035
Can I come over and watch

>>10730035
How can you strap it to her

>>10730069
I use some rope to tie the onahole around her body and then I stare at her face while I pound and kiss her for 2 minutes

>>10723834
As said before, lint rollers are good for dust, but for removing oil (filthy humans) you'll need to wash them. I put mine in a daki cover, zipped up, with other clothes, on gentle wash and then low heat dry.

>>10723602
The fuck you need so many fumos for?

>>10730035

pls make video.

>>10730934
>implying every single touhou fumo is somehow unneeded

I punched a dakimakura once

I was half asleep and having a nightmare, I thought she was going to eat me or some shit.

>>10730934
I don't collect figmas (except for Rozen Maiden) so I figured I'd just get all the fumos and never buy another weeb item again

>>10721309
Good times...

>>10733095
?

>>10733095
>implying that camping is good times

>no computer
>no internet
>no /jp/

>>10733791
That's what a smartphone is for

>>10733794
whats the point of going camping if u r gonan just sit in a hot smelly tent surfing jp on an iclone?

>>10733791
>being unable to survive without being on a useless site for useless people

>>10733866
>flip burgers because the two billion victims of imperialism (including the millions of literal geniuses who never had the option of accessing western universities) aren't first world enough to do it
>feelio when useful as HELL

>sit in your tiny hole learning about information systems 14 hours a day
>grab a couple of laffs on /jp/ twice a day
>study, design and implement compilers and operating systems for fun because it helps you learn more; you're barely over 20 now - what will you be when you're 30, 40, 50 or 60?
>feelio when the most useless parasite fuck in town

>>10733825
I never said you'd spend all day doing it, just like five minutes now and then.

And I don't buy clones.

>>10723739
I miss him too.

>>10723739
>>10734633
Hello. I don't even remember my trip, so this will have to do. How is everyone?

I want a Flandre Fumo.

Should I pre-order this? I've never played the games because I can't be fucked with language patches but Chen is 5/5 :DDD Breddy kawaii :DDD.

>>10734718
Clean up that spill, man. That's gross.

>>10734718
Awww, it looks like Ran is hugging Chen.

>>10734811
what spill?
oh, the thing on the floor? those are leaves

>>10734813
>Yukari turned away, dejected and suicidal

>>10734819
She's just sleeping, don't worry about her.

>>10734718
>Yoshihiro Tatsumi

>>10734819
She's talking to her friend, Yuyuko.

Also, here is my computer cooling unit, as usual. Sometimes she complains about slave labor, but then we cuddle and she forgets.

>>10734826
>No Sonic plush installed to make computer faster

>>10734829
I could add a sonic plush, but he'd probably fill my computer with deviantart pictures of himself and other furries.

I've been thinking of doing a fumo adventure for old time's sake, but I'm afraid of how /jp/ will react considering I haven't been here in a long time.

Is AmiAmi generally the best place to buy these?

>>10734845
That is where I bought all mine, at least.

>>10734845
>>10734889
Fumo experts recommend Amiami!

Hard not to sound like a damn marketer.

>>10734889
It's a shame the ones I want are sold out.

>>10734911
they get restocked all the time, just wait a couple months

>>10734917
It seems really slow, considering they re-release one Fumo at a time every month usually.

went to a fumo photoshoot at a local con a couple weeks ago...

>>10734977
what the HELL is up with that marisa?

>>10734977
most all the family met up.

>>10734987
was great to see everyone after so many months

the fumos seemed to enjoy it.

>>10734996
uncle teddy showed up as well....

>>10735001
then teh girls played pile on the touhou cosplayers

>>10735003
poor yuyuko...

>>10735010
the important thing is that they enjoyed it

What con was this?

>>10735019

>>10735021
then they got bored with yuyuko and found a raymoo

>>10735025
meanwhile..... in Kaguya land....

>>10735033
then the girls went for a climb...

>>10735025
Did they...
Did she just draw in red sharpie on satin for the sleeves? good god

>>10735046
except for Marisa....
...who went for a fall.

>>10735056
she got up there eventually though

>>10735056
Oh no!

>>10735061
a Miku is fine too

>>10735056
RIP

>>10735066
damn it uncle teddy!

>>10735073

>>10735080
meanwhile... in Kaguya land...

Lady Kaguya went sight seeing in the city

>>10735085
I recognize that skyline.

Apparently there was a convention in my very own city just one week ago, and I didn't have a clue.

Big world.

>>10735085
then the girls found a youmu

>>10735093

>>10735093
>that sword

>>10735092
thought the whole city knew about this. happens every year since 2002 or 3

Congratz on the autism

>>10735109
there was also a plush rat on the nazrin cosplayer

>>10735114
way not to attach 4chanX

>>10735114
Nazrin is a mouse.

>>10735117
and uncle teddy got drunk and wandered into yukari's gap

>>10735109
It's probably just because I don't follow the convention scene at all.

>>10735166
well you should have gone, gotten out some more, met some cosplayer girls or something

>>10735189
Please resize your images.

>>10737213
I did. they were 5 to 6 megs each.

>>10737281
Then please resize them further.

>>10737334
1 to 2.5 megs each is not too bad.

not unless you live in an african nation with dialup internets

>>10737797
It's not the filesize that bothers me, but the resolution. I can't see the whole image at once.

>>10737833
are you running ie5 or something? open the image in a new tab or window and it should fit the space. its called auto resizing. if your browser does not support this, then you are doing something wrong...

>>10737843
I want to see the whole thing without having to zoom in. My screen resolution is probably higher than yours.

>>10737872
my screen res is 2560x1440

>>10737882
So is mine. But I have three monitors like that.

>>10738010
well stop yo bitchn

>>10734835
>I've been thinking of doing a fumo adventure for old time's sake, but I'm afraid of how /jp/ will react considering I haven't been here in a long time.
I am very happy to see anyway, Fumosen. Welcome back.

I would be scared of hurting her in my sleep my rolling onto her or something.

>>10734835
Oh hi! I always enjoy your fumo adventures, and have almost taken a few with me on adventures of our own... but then I realize I don't have anyplace I want to go.

>>10739494
try outside.

>>10735061
Is this in Pittsburgh at the David Lawrence convention center?

>>10735085
>>10741604
It is!
Ha, nevermind then.

I still want to go fishing together.

>>10742552
with a fumo?

whats the best shipping from amiami

and by best i dont mean overpriced

>>10748991
Sounds like you've already decided what the best is for you.

>>10749226
well it dies not state what the prices are

>>10750084

There should be somewhere on the site that tells you the price based on weight. Fumos weigh from 0.3 kg to 0.6 kg, that should help you find the shipping costs.

Where do you guys buy these?

>>10750133

>>10734845
>>10734899

>>10734826
She shouldn't complain. Could be worse.

https://twitter.com/fumosenpai
>I'm Fumo Senpai! and Lily White! [RP] Lily loves @sunfloweryuka! Be warned I tweet a lot of RL stuff, more than RP!

>>10734835
I'd welcome more adventures. Have you gotten any more fumos?
Don't worry about parts of /jp/ raging about it, they do that about literally everything.

>mfw poorfag
>mfw I saved money for 3 months just to buy these

Hold me /jp/

>>10750300

Shit, photo

>>10750304
I wanna hug dat Marisa.

>>10750300
You'll treasure them more, congrats

>>10750300
I had that problem. I had to change my eating habits for two months to be able to afford one. She has made me very happy, and that purchase got me in a good enough mood to fix my situation; now she's the softest and most well-loved of my fumo family of 15.

Hope they do the same for you.

>>10735109
>>10735117
>>10735161
>>10735102
>>10735093
>>10735085
>>10735080
>>10735073
>>10735066
>>10735061
>>10735056
>>10735046
>>10735033
>>10735025
>>10735021
>>10735019
>>10735010
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>>10734996
>>10734987
>>10734977
Will you be my friend?
please respond

>>10751745
How much was it?

So I just ordered a Patchouli fumo, why is amiami so jewish with the shipping costs?

>>10751745
It's going across an ocean, it is not a small feat to get it to you.

>>10751753
it was an extra $10.50 on top of the $30 the fumo already costs

looks like schlomo goodsteinberg has gotten his hands into otaku culture

>>10751798
>10.50
Dude, that is incredibly cheap by shipping standards.

I bought an octagonal gate for my arcade stick from a Canadian website (I'm Canadian) and it cost me 12 dollars in shipping. It's not even a pound, it's like a few grams.

>>10751798

>>10751682
maybe.

>>10751745
You're just a retard.
Shipping from Japan has always been expensive since forever.
Especially since you probably got EMS.

>>10751798
That's damn cheap for something shipping from the other end of the world you sheltered manbaby.

>>10754111
Check the email field

>>10755614

>TFW ichigo mashimaro from another continent cost me only 8$ and even less with my strong €.

here are mine

I got these cheap knockoffs, decent quality.

I MISS FUMO SENPAI!

>>10756768
So the Marisa on the left is for raping, and the one in the right is for preserving?

>>10756768
those knockoffs are charmingly pitiable

i want to cry just looking at them. i want to tell them they are special and they're just as good as the authentic ones and give them a big hug while crying

what's wrong with me

>>10757360
the fake ones are not too bad actually, but i can still tell the quality

>>10757677
Not bad considering they costed as much as a regular fumo.

Oddly enough, I found them in a weeaboo store in Atlanta.

>>10758012
well if you are buying the fakes for the price of the real, you are doing it wrong

>>10756706
Why do you need a landline

>>10757360
I feel the same way too. I treat inanimate objects better than I treat people.

>>10730985
Check the archive.

My first fumo.

>>10768201
Lewd

>>10751798
Last time I ordered from amiami I ended up having to pay over $150. Don't complain so much.

>>10768327
Not everyone likes getting jewed.

>>10768371
What I'm saying is that complaining won't change anything. Especially when you do it here, and not to the people who actually jewed you.

I do support movements against jewry, so speak for yourself.

>>10768201
congrats!

>>10751682
no replies

I realised that I was too old for plushies and threw my fumos away.
I feel kind of bad about it now, maybe I should've given them away instead.

>>10771081
Fag.

>>10771108
you should have given them away after covering them with semen

>>10768219
2lewd.

>>10771108
>I purchased a collectors item then grew tired of it and threw it away rather than making some of my money back by reselling it

Sure kid

>>10721184
This collection will very soon grow even larger.

Look forward to it.

>>10772866
Huh, he didn't say that.

>>10772962
give me all your fumos

>>10771108
I thought that about my older collection of stuffed animals. I got rid of about half of them. I regret it.

Now I'm back to growing my collection, because being "too old" for something is bs; if I like it, I'll do it.

Serious question though...

what do you do when you meet agirl at a bar and taker her back to your place AND you still have fumos/figs out? Duck in a head of her? hope she does not notice becuase she is focused on your fit form? keep the lights of... romantic?

what does /jp/ do?

>>10779091
I'd probably put them away somewhere in advance.

Generally it hasn't been a problem for me because I date annoying wannabe-nerd girls who love that sort of thing.

Just asking out of interest. What would it cost to order all Fumos that were released and ship them to Europe, in case they are available all at once?

>>10779091
amazing post

>>10779120
infinity billion euros

>>10779121
I meant all the different types of Fumos of course.

>>10779120
Fumos (already really expensive) + you would need to use EMS due to the limitations of SAL + taxes = >>10779121

>>10779091
any girl who wouldn't want me based upon my fumo waifus is no girl for me.

>>10779168
This comic is called "Plastic Brick Automaton" now. Lego(R) weren't happy with "Lego Robot".

Do you guys kiss and hug your fumos when you sleep?

>>10779194
"Plastic Brick Automaton" .

>>10779171
what comic?

>>10779196
never heard of it

>>10779120
20 normal fumos at about 30 USD (I believe 3,000 yen is decent though some are more and others less expensive).

5 Deka Fumos at 300 USD (30,000 yen) each with shipping each at around 100 USD.

There's also a small number of fumos with slightly posable joints and higher def eyes/body parts but I don't have any nor know the cost.

I have a question..where you do guys buy your Fumo's?

Like a store that ships internationally for a decent priced ones. i'm looking in to buy the yakumo three.

>>10782159
amiami

>>10782159
amiami

>>10782372
>>10782515
Remi is still sold out ;_;

>>10782540
plamoya and ebay are your other options but it will be more expensive.

>>10782159
They're on backorder so hurry

Amiami is the only place you can get them. They're the only 3 I'm missing and since none of them are (apparently) in production at all, I'm hoping amiami gets the shipment in. I already placed the order, hope it was early enough.

>>10782741
Yesterday Yukari was available for preorder. Went into checkout but decided to wait on it because I had work to do and wanted time to look into credit vs. having paypal link to my account.

Now she's sold out.

FUCK

A new package has come~

>>10782824
Mmm, soft.

These are the two rarest ones, I hardly ever seen any images with either of them, even less so both.

Hug~Hug <3

>>10782832
You aren't supposed to put those next to each other.

>>10782839
But they're both immortal

>>10782824
how do you afford this

>>10782862

Why, from all the "NEETbux" (wink wink) I earn at the offic--I mean, from NEETing it up on /jp/ all day, of course! ;)

>>10782888
give me some neetbux

>>10722528
Yo ahoka!

>>10782888
Please stop pretending to have a job ``ironically''.

>>10782832
Look at Mokou's face. She's all "get the fuck off me, bitch"

Perfection.

>>10729965
never got why Moko was made an indian on this one.

How likely will there be new fumos instead of just restocks?
I would like a Reisen or a Tewi one.

I bought a reimu fumo with all the money I had, but it didn't arrived because the customs tax was too high for me to afford, so they sent her back to japan
I hate fumos and I hate reimu too, i deleted all her pictures from my hd ;_;

>>10721184
OP that looks comfy as fuck it makes me wish I was a weeaboo faggot like you virgem nerds.

This is my fumo that my best friend gave me.

I will cherish this fumo forever, because I love Remilia-sama.

>>10784853
Nice nails, faggot.

>>10782562
That's why I was waiting for amiami to restock. I wonder if they ever will, it has been like 3 months already.

>>10784853
Oh, I remember you from previous threads.

What are you willing to sacrifice, in the name of Remiria Ojou-sama?

How does it feel to rub you penis in a fumo?

>>10784867
Everything. I can be her human slave, if I was even worthy enough to be considered.

>>10784866
Thank you, I try not to let them get too long.

I want to buy a fumo and cum on it.

>>10784877
Then you shall take good care of that fumo.

>>10756706
How do people game on big screen tvs? The lag is horrendous.

>>10782540
Fuck remi, marisa-daze is sold out.

>>10784866
tbh, they are pretty low tier nails. 2/5 stars.

>>10784879
Is that you cum bump musume? Please cum on more girls soon.

>>10784776
And all I wanted was a lousy fumo as a bride
I hope you know I deleted all your pictures from my drive
I love you Reimu, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me!

>>10785131
Recently I've become too lazy for that. ;_;

My fumo came in the mail but I have schizophrenia and someone I disliked touched it before I did. What do ?

>>10785792
Go back to /a/.

>>10784879
way ahead of you

>>10785842
small pp

>>10785850
the fumos don't complain about the size since they're inanimate objects, and they're the only ones I use it on.

So I found a used EX Marisa

I wonder if I should purchase her?

>>10790441
・こちら中古品になります。

・画像にあるものが全てとなります。

・目立ったシミ等は見られません。


◆中古品になりますので、それなりの使用感等あるものとお考え下さい。

・完璧な商品をお求めな方、神経質な方はご入札お控えくださればと思います<wbr>

>>10790442
It says it's a used article but that there are no noticable stains--but that it may have impressions on the article from use

Translate it weebs

There will be a Momiji fumo some day, right guys?

Guys?

;__;

>>10790497
Probably.

Which fumo is the warmest?

>>10785446
;_:

>>10790445
It looks good, get it.

Japs really take care of their stuff.

>>10785446
How much as the tax?

Why is that even a thing? I'll get you one, if you want. But I'm poor.

>>10791341
I assume they're equally warm.

>>10791368
Pretty sure Mokou is the warmest.

>>10791377
Cirno the coldest?

>>10791359
It's too late reimu, I wont forgive you

>>10791406
that's not reimu. plus, how's it her fault you can't afford her? she's poor too you know.

>>10791406
She thought that she'd finally found someone who could look after her, she got off the plane, and was super excited and kept imagining all the cool things that you guys could do together. She completely trusted you.

Then you scammed her, and now she has to be sent back, and no one will probably want her anymore, because they would assume it was somehow her fault you didn't want her. And now she's a reject.

You're a cruel person.

>>10791710
dont bully poor anon

>>10791786
Truth hurts.

>>10734826
Very creative way to cool your computer

>>10779091
>>10779099
Posts like these always make me confused, it's hard to tell if they're faking it

Picts

Cirno's rigid joints make her far less huggeable than initially expected. Can't really nap with them. But these days I just throw her in the freezer and use her to cool off.

>>10797207
dat smirk

Want these. Found one for $400 USD not including shipping. I'm laughing and crying right now. Fuck it I'll just buy another fate.