/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate Flan so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

The most exciting time of the day has flanally come!

epic

Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

Big sand castle pack-a pack pack~

It's flanaly come hasn't it?

No daily dose should outlast the person who started it.

>>10715522

GET THAT FUCKING FLAN

Big Flan face lewd-y lewd lewd~

>>10715523
How do you that this is not the original?

I like Flan.
I like her so much, that I bought a plastic version of her, and Remi too!

>>10715528
The original poster left a long fucking time ago. He used to actually talk to people from time to time.

Little Flan bladder leak-y leak leak~

>>10715518
Flan, what are you doing?
You're missing a sock you silly billy!

Little Flan pantsu munch-y munch munch~

Big Flan legs squish-y squish squish~

>>10715522
>>10715525
I just need to know what film this is from.

Little Flan secret smile-y smile smile~

>>10715518
>>10715521
>>10715532
>>10715537
>>10715539
>>10715543
>>10715553
Thank you for your hard work.

>>10715561
>This is not one of the usual reposted replies)
So now one of two things will happen, you realize...

1. Your post is ultimately forgotten and you've wasted your time.
2. It's re-posted and fed to the Flan machine and is made into utterly pointless copypasta (a la "Any community that gets it's laughs...")

>>10715550

Battlestar Galatica

This is not one of the usual reposted replies)

I would really like to know what's going through the janitor's mind when he thinks this is not spam and is okay while other threads which are far more /jp/ related are deleted.

>>10715561
Despite being a daily dose, it is nominally on-topic.

It is also a tradition that should have died out a long, long time ago.

>>10715561
It has been a valued jp tradition for a while now.

>>10715563
I have pointed out to you why this line of reasoning is fucking terrible, and nobody ever reposts what I have to say because it's not oh so funny random hilarious like the rest.

I could just repaste it all every day, but that would make me near as bad as you are. Maybe I fucking should.

>>10715561

Ice cream? I love ice cream!

>>10715511
Flan will always love you.

>>10715568
The "any community" one wasnt funny either but it got reposted. It does not need to be what you think is considered funny in order to be reposted.

It's just what ever anon that sees a particular post and has the autism to keep propagating the post.

>>10715570

>>10715568
Okay. I'm going to repost this one tomorrow along with
>>10715561
>>10715563

>>10715564
I tried running that on my toaster once. It didn't work.

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.

>>10715561
As "Otaku Culture", anything that can be obsessed about whatsoever is ultimately /jp/ related. What is more related depends on the obsessive culture's perspective. And I for one, enjoy this to the point where I believe obsessing about it is absolutely okay in every way.

Picture your consciousness as a galaxy of stars, revolving around a supermassive black hole, the gravity of which anchors it in reality.

Now, imagine that supermassive black hole swelling enormously in size, growing and expanding until it devours all the stars in the entire galaxy.

This is what tanasinn is like.

So while everyone else finished giving their answers, I sat there in my shame. Then it was the lawyers' turn to do some questioning of their own. First was Kenshin she asked the other jurors things like "are you easily fooled?" and bullshit questions like that. Then she got to me. She asked me what I'm doing while waiting to go to college. Fuck fuck fuck. At that moment everything went into slow motion and everyone's eyes were on me. I couldn't come up with anything and simply said "...nothing really" Oh. So then you're a little young aren't you? "Yeah." Have you ever drank before? "No ma'am" Ah. I assume you don't smoke either? (oh fuck, did she see me?) Uhh. No ma'am. (what a terrible lie, I'm sure I smelled a little like cigarettes) Well, what do you think of drunk driving? Then the judge stopped her and said her time was up. It was the defendant's turn and she asked bullshit questions as well like "Can you remember things easily?" Basically they asked seemingly off-topic questions.

In my home country, this is Nara of Japan, american student

1. steal stuff everything

2. lying to policeman

3. spit to face when talking, mouth smell bad

4. don't have money, many american student, hole in cloths and dirty pants, old shoes

5. raping? jap girl because jap girl say american boy no thanks, very ugly and fat

6. very smell of food eating by american

7. very smell of body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?

american=monkey same

Japanese Martial Arts, is really an art isn't it?

Lets check out Aikido for moment. A style that doesn't even use any strikes to beat down your opponent, sound pretty cool right?

Here is a video of Aikido practitioners demonstrating various moves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8VLPPTuH0

Note how graceful they are, it's like you are watching them dance and not fighting at all, a beautiful dance I might add.

What do you think? About Aikido and Japanese Martial Arts in general.

>>10715576
>It's just what ever anon that sees a particular post and has the autism to keep propagating the post.
So the most tireless spammer wins, is it?

Thank goodness there's apparently someone even more autistic out there who doesn't fancy these threads, working currently.

>>10715605

How many cuils is Tanasinn away from reality?

>>10715616
... or maybe he's just a general spammer.

>>10715622
see pic

The ride never ends.

>>10715636
cute pic dude

btw im a grill

>>10715661

r u hot?

EBIN MEME

HURRRRRRRRRRR MOOT YER SO FUNNAY!!
NOW WE CAN ALL JUST DROWN IN SHITPOSTS BECAUSE IT'S OFFICIALLY MOOT&MOD SUPPORTED!

>>10715816
he said, while ironically shitpsting

BITCH NIGGER
GUN TRIGGER
DICKS BIGGER
WHY FUCK?

KILLER
BLOOD SPILLER
BITCH, STEAL A MAC TRUCK

le poopie weiner

>>10715822
don't tell moot that, he might realize that I wasn't being serious

>>10715816
You aren't being funny.

moot

what
are
you
doing

>>10715829
This reminds me of that one 50cent aka DA BO$$ poster. Whatever happened to him?

we 2D/RANDOM now

Next time I wish for moot to post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKrYxtCLyY
at 2:00

>repeat

>>10716139
>mfw I still have that

>>10716276
so good it deserves a spot on the fridge
hi-five

I am glad we are allowed to have fun

おつかれさまでした！！！

>>10716363
translate it, weebs

You have been visited by the Spooky Skeleton! Repost this to 3 other threads or your mom will die in the next 10 days
>█████████████████████
<█████░░░░░░░░░░░█████
>███░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░███
<██░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██
>██░░▓▓░░░░░░░░░▓▓░░██
<██░░▓▓0|▓░░░░░▓|0▓▓░░██
>██░░░░░░░░▓░░░░░░░░██
<███░░░░░░▓▓▓░░░░░░███
>█████░░░░░░░░░░░█████
<█████░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░█████
>█████░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░█████
<██████░░░░░░░░░██████­