/jp/ - Otaku Culture

NOT AT THE SAME TIME!

I'm going to fap to Reisen

>>10686314
>>10686322
Ok let's all fap right now.
Let me know before you cum,

I fear nothing, the power of love drives my hands, said power of love is nothing else than the abstract manifestation of said sexy Touhous taking form and interacting with our reality, it's not disturbing, it's beautiful and natural.

Let the love flow!

I like to think about how so many men are fapping to someone

That is actually hotter, I wish I could help them all fap better. I would be on my knees under their desk sucking down on their cocks while they searched for lewd pictures of their favorite touhous.

>>10686334
gay

>>10686344
I would have a skirt on, it's not gay for a girl to suck a cock.

Not really. When I fap to my favorite 2hu I feel really connected to her as if I'm the one there making love to her. Others may attempt to experience this but inevitably fail due to their shallow and insincere primal urges.

>>10686311
Easy workaround: Don't go for popular characters.
Easier workaround: You're not sharing with anyone. It's you and her.

>>10686347
Girls are gay.

>>10686311
>>10686311
>>10686311

>>10686311
No like like mass bukkake and gangbangs.

>>10686311 (OP)
No I like mass bukkake and gangbangs.

Fapping to Ichirin could have solved that.

>>10686647
Too popular, and has got a few nice pictures and books.

No one faps to PC-98 with the exception of those ones.

Really, everyone, stop fapping to Reisen. She's mine.

If the world was that easy I would already have friends.

Madonna-whore complex. I can only get off to 2hus knowing hundreds of gallons of semen have been spilled in their name, and that millions of men would rape them if they had the chance.

>>10687341
>Madonna-whore complex
Shit, didn't know humanity have this word. I always look for that one word to describe that defaming fetish.

>>10686512

this

Post who you are fapping to tonight, there is enough touhou for every /jp/.

>>10687339
I'm gonna fap to Reisen just for you, anon.

I'm about to go take a shower, so I'll probably be fapping to Ran in the next five minutes or so if anyone wants to join.

>>10687683
This is weird.

>>10687683
What pleasure do you get from coordinated onani?

>>10689618
Remote recharge of JO crystals.

Not particularly, though I have heard this notion you're posting about brought up in conversations that turned out to be closet/stealth gay online pick-up attempts on the part of old fuckers who looked like they had aids.

Not at all. Whatever male instinct that's supposed to make me bothered by other men getting pleasure from a girl I like doesn't seem to exist in me. In fact, I really like it when Touhous are drawn with cum all over them and inside all of their orifices. I imagine it would feel pretty good to stick my penis inside of Suwako's cum-filled anus.

>>10689669
I have always wondered how guys feel in gangbangs when they stick their dicks in a hole filled with semen, is it good? Has anyone done this with an onahole?

>>10689688
>how guys feel in gangbangs when they stick their dicks in a hole filled with semen
feels a lot like catching AIDS from your fellow MS13 gang-memeber, I would imagine

>>10689702
What if everyone there is a virgin including the girl?

>>10686311
What if that is not Reisen but Hijiri cosplaying and you don't know it?

Does it count as coordinated fapping if you are fapping to Reisen but the other is fapping to Hijiri, but with this same pic?
Who are you actually fapping to?
No, really, isn't that Hijiri?
Is it count as NTR?

>>10689669
>other men
Not something I expect in sexual preference of a straight man.

Sharing is caring

>>10690869
Let's fap together.

>>10690876
i'll fap with you

>>10690946
What touhou?

>>10690955
your choice~

>>10690965

Yes, they must all be killed. There can be only one. And so began the otaku wars

thread proves, if any further proof was needed, that anybody who uses "fap" non-ironically to refer to jerking off is a retard

>>10691005
woah

>>10690997
Okay. let's fap

>>10691030

>>10690946
Fap orgy?

>>10691039
Yes

>>10691047
>tfw you just finished fapping literally a minute ago so you can't join the fap orgy

>>10691059
Did you swallow your cum?

>>10691047
drink the milk.

Okay, guys, what does it feel like to be a fucktard? Is it fun? Being a mindless destructive shit?

Or I guess that's kinda like asking a brick wall what it feels like to be a brick wall, it's not prob'ly gonna have much of an opinion on it one way or the other.

>>10691073
Yes

2hus... Don't sexualize 'em.

Thank you.

>>10691070
No, mine doesn't taste very nice.

>>10691059
I know that feel

eew, damn what the hell

>>10691096
What, first time on /jp/?

>>10691075
That's because brick wall can't answer back. You need to get your metaphors right, mate.

By more relevant logic you could ask somebody who had sex how it felt and I believe he would have an opinion on it.

does any /jp/ want to fap together?
I find it's more arousing and contributes to a more intense orgasm, especially if you climax together.

whee
>>10691109
Fail the Turing test much, "mate" ?

>>10691130
I thought we just did.

I've been doing it for different reasons though.

>>10691130
I remember when a /jp/er went on a public cam chatroom and fapped for us, it was great. I wish someone would do it again.

>>10691134
Because you like it up the butt

>>10691141
Not at all, but--

How did you know I like donuts?

>>10691136
I have an onahole, I'd go on cam with it only I don't own a webcam.

>>10691130
Your late to the orgy.

>>10691134

I was thinking about something with a bit more intimacy involved.

I don't know... does any /jp/sies ERP?

>>10691150
Someone make a chatzy for us to ERP.

>>10691150
Yes, but not particularly intimate. It's mostly about certain fetishes that I share with certain IM contacts.

>>10691158
what do you suggest?

>>10691159
I'll cater to any of your fetishes. I like making /jp/sies feel good.

Accidentally woke up way too early today. Usually when this happens I get in the mood for some really intimate/romantic stuff to try and put me back to sleep. It works pretty well most of the time.

>>10691170
Do you have any way to contact you? I am interested in ERPing with you.

>>10691158
Is that a public thing? I'd like to see /jp/ers RP. I imagine they'd be very tasteful about it.

>>10691170
How do you feel about moderate to massive weight gain?

>>10691175
Yes chatzy is a public thing, anyone can join 10 people max.

Please stop all this RP talk guys. It's embarrassing.

>>10691142
Because you folks love your krispy creme

>>10691178
Then make one.

>>10691179
Oh if they keep it up, one of them will no doubt DO something very embarrassing...for him.

>>10691172
We could use email, and move from there onto whatever if you're interested enough.

>>10691186
Please leave yours I will contact you.

>>10691186
>>10691195
And I thought I was going to get to watch something tonight. Since when was /jp/ so ashamed of its fetishes?

>>10691201
If you are necrophiliac you ought to be ashamed. It's so rare.

>>10691209
What, are you a necrophiliac? Rarity is something to be proud of. You're special!

Must be pretty hard to ERP a corpse.

>>10691195
Contact me whenever you feel like it~

>>10691215
Uuhh... Yeah. But it's pretty much about keeping it to yourself. But thanks. I feel so special right now.

>>10691224
Well, yeah, sure, one ought to be discreet about things like that. To the extent that one can. I mean, I could theoretically marry a fat girl. I'm pretty sure you can't marry a corpse.

But shame is unhealthy when it's about something you can't really change.

>>10691227
What are you talking about. There is no law over corpses. Law is a menial thing compared to true love. How many couples there has been without approval of their parents, government or society? Laws or politics are just big bunch nonsense. Just scribbles on paper meant to deceive and control you.

>>10691234
There are plenty of laws over corpses actually. You could live with a corpse, but marrying it is another thing.

>>10691227
Dude, just grab a blow-up sex doll and fill it with slush. Add some purple paint for color and some spoiled onions or whatever for scent/skin-feel and voiala

I'm sure some people would find a vid of you shagging a corpse doll very entertaining, enough to tell all their online friends and/or spam the link on here, in fact

>>10691237
Fuck the police

>>10691238
I'm not a fucking whore. geez

http://us10.chatzy.com/17363375582847

>>10691245
But would you be enough of a whore to RP with /jp/ in a semipublic chat room? This is the important bit.

>>10691249
I'd rather not. I'm not comfortable with casual sex over internet. I just want someone to truly love me and never abandon me.

>>10691259
I'm pretty sure everyone wants that. Best not to mix it with ERP.

>>10691260
I get it.

>>10691171

I can't get into romantic stuff with Utsuho. She's adorable but not in a romantic sense.

>>10691247
Nothing lewd going on.

>>10691341
I'm disappointed too.

Someone actually discuss something more disturbing that the thread.

/jp/ was peaceful today too

>>10691637
Probably because all the shitposters are on /s4s/. I hope the board is not an april's fools and stays.

>>10691640
That place is like hell. It's pure concentrated evil. Got to say it excites me a little.

I fap to an original character. She's mine alone.

>>10686311

if enough people fap to da 2hu they become immortal

>>10686311
I'm not egoistical enough to think like that.

>>10691682
Which mean these are 2hu whom have been fapped to enough to become immortal
-Kaguya
-Mokou
-Eirin
Weird, Reisen should has more immortalnesses than three of them combined.

>>10691651
Please get your head checked.

If u r listening some good music and get nervous cause lot of people listening to it, guess we gotta call u sick weirdo.

If ur penis finds some character to be sexually attractive, then someone else's does so.

>>10691018
lol try again nurdlord

>>10692546
Hell yeah you talk sense
Which mean get out of /jp/