/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I snap AS I please.
Like corn ON peas.

Do a good deed;
Kill a NEET.

>>10659824
It'd be better if you killed a normal or two.

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My torrents work again. I haven't used it for almost year so now I'm downloading so much stuff. YATA.

I'm currently drunk from some alcohol I've more or less stolen.
It's 3:36 PM.
Rate my patheticness.

>>10659856
6/10
How did you "more or less" steal it, Anon?

I don't drink I've never been drunk

Pure little girls don't do drugs.

>>10659840
Why would your torrent not work? And holy shit how did you download anything then?

>>10659861
>>10659865
Who the hell are you talking to?

>>10659856
I too just stole some alcohol. I'm drinking it right now and feel like I'm gonna cry.

>>10659874
Shh. Their imaginary friends! Tulpa's or whatever.

My boyfriend still hasn't replied to any of my emails, what should I do? I'm really worried about him.

My dad made me set up a new computer he bought.
This is my first time seeing Windows 8 and I don't like it.

>>10659882
(´・ω・`)

>>10659882
Are you a girl/cute male :3

>>10659886
Don't worry, most people hate change.

>>10659869
Well it did work, but for some reason it was limited to 30kBps so I could download only very small files. Google.

>>10659888
If only it was a matter of getting used to with win8. Sadly its a bad OS in nearly every way possibru. Even gaben said so!

>>10659894
Why would you listen to gaben? He is an enemy of your freedom.

>>10659894
Maybe he hates it because MS now has their own software store that can compete with Steam.

All I eat these days are green apples and soup I cant stomach much else
I would really love to have steak again

>>10659860
Taken from my parent's cache.

>>10659893
That must've been hell!

>>10659884
>>10659887
I'm serious, I'm afraid he's in some hospital or worse.

How can I find out if anything bad happened to him? I only want to know that he's safe.

>>10660011
If you don't know his real name, then try googling his email address. Maybe you'll stumble across a Facebook or twitter or something. Maybe a steam account.

>>10660011
Tell me if you're a girl or not, and I'll tell you how. Stupid fujoshit (sorry)

>>10660017
I know his name but how would finding one of those help? I don't think he has any.

>>10660025
Whichever one makes you least prejudiced.

>>10659809

Cute as FUG pic, dude.

>>10659893
6-Strikes policy, maybe? did it suddenly slow down a lot, then speed up again by itself later?

>>10659809
gonna end my 6 year neet streak this june

gonna be moving, getting a job, seeing a shrink and start going o-outside.

>>10660042
They were probably just throttling torrents.

>>10659893
vpngate.net

>>10660039
You should have gotten his telephone number.

>>10660039
You can try to contact one of his friends in real life or family, dummy. But you seem cute. I can replace him for you if you want.

>>10660111
>I can replace him for you if you want.
I wouldn't even be surprised if she accepts this offer. Get out of /jp/, you stupid whore.

Please don't bully.

>>10660142
Die!

>>10660096
>>10660111
I don't think he has a phone and I don't know how to contact his family. Is there anything else I can do or will I just have to wait until he responds?

i went many days ago and had a pie. it was so delicious. everyday i think about that pie and how i would like another and make plans to get dressed, leave the house, catch a bus into the city and eat another pie. i am yet to do this. i think it will be sometime until i do this.

>>10660190
You should do it to celebrate the 1 month anniversary since you had pie.

>>10660188
If you know his name and his location it isn't that difficult to find him/family using people search engines.
pipl is pretty good

>>10660198

i don't even have the sleeping patterns to lie to myself that i will one day make it out during the house in daytime for that

>>10660188
He's probably either dead or tired of you.

i think im in love with you jp. ive never felt this way before.

youre just so cute! cute!

There's already a thread up. Why did you make another one?

>>10654729
>>10654729
>>10654729
>>10654729

>>10660237
Please don't bully this thread.

I like imagining hugging my boyfriend.

it's only monday, but should i start drinking already? i'm really thirsty for the stuff.

>>10660383
Be very careful not to get addicted.

Please don't do drugs.

>>10660383
If your not rich or a sailor chances are you are fucked

>>10660371
Please don't bully the rules.

>>10660380
Have you never done it before?

>>10660439
He is very far away, but we will be close one day! It still feels nice to think of him holding me.

#slaythegay

>>10660448
That's gay, man. Stop liking what I don't like.

>>10659829
actually normals pay taxes so useless waste of space like you can exist

>>10660502
Wouldn't you rather your tax money go towards supporting otaku culture by keeping a truNEET alive than to military purchase from private companies and government bailouts?

>>10660534
>supporting otaku culture

Why would we want that? How is that even relevant to the topic?

>>10660534
Military is good, everything invented for the military eventually ends up making NEETs lives better. See: the internet

>>10660556
I don't mind the military, I just mind when they work with private companies and overpay them retarded amounts of money because some business owner has connections with a higher up guy in the military. The people lose out when this happens.

>>10660556
>everything invented for the military ends up making NEETs lives better.
[citation needed]

>>10660237
Check your autism.

I went to an orientation day for a computer science course in college. It was quite nerve wrecking to sit in a class room after being a shut-in for years.

I really hope I won't drop out again this time.

>>10660629
We'll miss you in the neet threads

Am I a NEET if I am self-educating myself and getting IT certifications?

>>10660656

Technically, no.

>>10660670

Am I a NEET if I am nudist?

>>10660705

There are nudist NEETs and clothed NEETs

>>10660656
>A NEET or neet is a young person who is not in education, employment, or training.

You're education yourself so you're not a NEET. It's okay though since being a truNEET is impossible unless you are extremely privileged.

>>10660709
What if you're training for the nudist olympics?

ｄｅｌ

>>10660629
がんばぁ～

i think i am going to die from ejaculating 5 times today

this wouldn't be happening if i had a job

>>10660968
you deserve it

>>10659905
What happened?

I'm still doing my stretches, currently sitting on myself.

>>10660711
I'm lucky to be truNEET
truly

>>10660968
It's okay I went a whole week going like 4 times a day not long ago, then I realized this could cause serious issues and cut it down to once a day

my e-girlfriend dumped me semi-recently

I kinda regressed back into watching anime in bed with my daki for a month

also kinda wanna kill myself but holding out with the hope of reaching level 30 eventually and then things might get better..

>>10661043
...PENIS!

>>10661046
why so lewd

>>10661043
Sorry to ask this when you are feeling down but, how did you get an e-girlfriend?

>>10661054
idunno she asked me to date her I guess
better than going outside

>>10661061
was she japanese?

>>10661055
well those guys I was replying to were talking about jerking off up above >>10661042
what's the problem?

>>10661065
benis

>>10661064
yes actually
we were both hikkis
now I'm gonna cry again stop it /jp/

>>10661068
where did you meet her?

>>10661074
Gee I wonder

I never asked for this

>>10661074
here on /jp/..

she had really pretty long black hair that covered her eyes and went down to her butt, it was really cute.

>>10661108
I want to be jealous but I know that if I ever met a girl she would dump me eventually the same as you.

Why are girls like that? Did you do something bad or did she just dump you for no apparent reason?

>>10661108
>>10661117
'sup, guy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdtK4dxYl5o

>>10659824
the double scope would make this gun ineffective

>>10661108
Didn't I tell you to not brag about me?

>that moment when finding out a girl you've been talking to has kids

;_;

Women are gross

>>10661117
I've been suffering from depression for the past year, I guess I can't blame her for not liking me anymore.

>>10661126
I'm sorry /jp/ I can't help it you're so cute..

okay that's it back off

>>10661121
Yes. Just took a look. They put a reflex sight in front of a scope? I don't even-

>>10661143
Outhouses and outdoor chemical toilets are gross too.

>>10661135
At least you still have /jp/.
Everyone on /jp/ is my friend.

>>10661159
mm yes at least /jp/ will never abandon me. I love you guys

>>10659824
yo dawg...

>>10661166
I love you too /jp/ neet friend
Truly

>>10661166
I love you too!

I talked to a trans over the phone and it was so gross. I couldn't talk up and it got angry like so ANGRY when I asked if she was transsexual. It's like one of those old tv scenarios where you're talking over the phone to some woman while shes painting her nails as she keeps asking you for special offers or something.

>>10661187

>she

sorry replace every she with "it".

>>10661195
> with "it".
...PENIS?

>>10661204

sure since it still probably has one

>>10661187
you should be nice to trans girls, they're the ideal traps. don't you like cute girls with penises?

We're discussing penises, care to join?

tonight is the night

>>10659829
no. I'd rather you die so less people are frauding the govt. like I am over less people paying taxes

>>10659809
NEET here. Great thread.

>>10661211
>trannies
>cute

Thats the vast minority

I went dumpster diving behind a bar today and ended up coming home with some vodka. I hope it's poisoned.

>>10661043
Please be happy! I don't want a friend to go away.

>>10660041
fug u dude

I shit 6 times yesterday! Wow it was a lot for me;;

anybody want to play minecraft? please join:

nobully.slyip.net

>>10661784
I can't because their Jews won't let me change my name.

>>10661800
Same here I hate that shit

One of my teeth isn't aligned with the others. It's only one and it's not super noticeable, so I never bothered to get braces.

I keep trying to push it with my tongue and fingers, but after maybe fifteen years of doing this I don't think I've had much effect.

Can I just pull on it really hard, or will it come out? Can adults get braces?

>>10661818
I like you just the way you are!

>>10661784
I would love to, anon. But minecraft doesn't play nice with my computer.

Since the last thread, I've been trying to find a Japanese girl to talk to online and possibly make my e-gf. I think that would be fun.

Goodnight, /jp/.

>>10661888
I am going to sleep too, goodnight!

>>10661888
>>10661906
goodnight weebs, sweet dreams

>>10661906
>>10661888
Night friends
Sleep well and I'm looking forward to seeing you tomorro~

a friend emailed me today.

i don't know what to say.

should i just continue pretending to be dead? it worked for my internet friend.

>>10661948
listen to your heart

>>10661940
I wanna fuck Joey so bad.

>>10661971
I'll be your friend forever anon '^'

I feel very lonely in bed. I was wondering if anyone here has experience with foam or plush love/sex dolls, and which ones they think are worth it. I expect to have a few more hundred dollars within the coming week, so I am not overly concerned with price.

I think my friend is getting bored of me and I don't know what to do. He's my best and only friend.

Learned today people are pretty polite usually

>>10662014
Mine as well. I tried to convince myself that I just don't give a fuck and can live without friends.

>>10662014
>>10662018
Wow same here...
I feel like he's distancing himself, even though it's only online.

>>10662018
I tried doing that. Then he came along. And now I'm back in the same position

>>10662028
It's easier to just ditch people online so they don't take it seriously. It's a dick move but that doesn't stop them.

>>10662018
Anybody can live without friends. You can also live entirely off oatmeal. It's just a question of whether or not that's the way you want to live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXkhku-Zo9M

>>10662036
>Then he came along.
Then he's a better friend than you think.

Aright, I have this acquaintance who is currently rooming with me while I'm still living in my parents house, NEET as fuck without a high school diploma. The plan was that we both get jobs save up enough money and eventually get our own 2-room apartment. But after I don't know, 9-10 months neither of us have received employment, me being NEET, and him who can't stop playing video games all day fucking long.
The question is; Should I man up, kick him out so I can better focus on learning Japanese, watch animu without disturbance and fapping in my own room instead of receding to the bathroom?
What would you do, /jp/?

>>10662014
>>10662018
>>10662028
Calm down
I dropped online contact with my last friend (we knew eachother in real life too) and the world didn't end.

He just picked up new friends who were more relevant to his interests and had to make room for them in his life. 4chan makes for a fine socialization substitute anyway.

>>10662064
Nobody lets just an acquaintance move in with them for 10 months in their bedroom.

>>10662077
They're called "roommates." Students do it all the time.

>>10662077
I guess not. I'm unable to say no though.

>>10662064
I'd fap watch animu and all that infront of him

>>10662064
Why don't you just masturbate together?

>>10662064
That sounds like a real pain, honestly.

I'd probably want to just kick him out but wouldn't want to have to go through the confrontation. I can imagine what would happen with me is that I'd eventually just get pissed off and end up telling him to fuck off or something.

Tell him he has 3 weeks to find a job- any job.

>>10662099
>>10662103
B-But that's impure.
I do still watch Anime, but he can be rather obnoxious trying to make jokes and doing what normals do.
Thanks for the advice everyone. I'm sure I'll find the best possible way out of this someday.
;_;

>>10662014
>>10662018
>>10662028
Try telling them how good of a friend they are to you and spending a bit more time together.
I lost my only few friends because I just quit talking with them one day.

>>10662127
I just want a neet/hiki /jp/ friend like myself that have similar interests

>>10662127
Tried. Obviously failed. Literally nothing changed on his side even though I was being even more friendly than usual.

Hey guys! How was your day?

I'm guess I'm not 100% NEET, but it's true that I have absolutely no friends (not even internet ones) and I spend all of my free time alone in my room on the internet.

I do want friends and a normal life, but I just feel really anxious and worried around people. I really need to start taking some pills. I got a prescription a while back for Zoloft but I haven't bothered to actually get the pills. And also I tried a bunch of similar pills over the years and none of them worked. Maybe I need to find something stronger.

I feel like shit right now. Depressed and broke.

Make me feel better, please.

>>10662134
Lets hook up

I don't care about being a normal or getting a gf or any of that stuff but sometimes I do wish I had some sort of outside opinions and influence. I never feel lonely but I do get bored.

The problem is I've only ever been able to befriend weird spergy nerds who could tolerate me.

It's official....

I can no longer see my toes. Goddamn it ;_;

I have a problem. There's this girl at work who seems to like me, she's always hanging off of me and saying that she wants to take me out one night, stuff like that. But I have no experience with girls and I don't know if I'm ready for this right now, with my life all in shambles and stuff. On the one hand I don't think we're really compatible for a long-term relationship and I always feel really shy and inadequate compared to other guys - it doesn't help that she's had a lot of boyfriends and is almost certainly unpure. But on the other hand maybe this would be a good excuse to get some kind of dating / life experience?

What would you all suggest I do?

>>10662179
Cheer up. You can see them again if you really want to. Its just gonna take some time.

>>10662181
try /r9k/ or /adv/

>>10662181
Just go for it. Life is too short and shitty to not try everything at least once. That's my philosophy. Why purposely hold yourself back? Just go out there and don't give a fuck like those super fat guys who walk around with no shirt on at Walmart.

>>10662174
You can email this email if you want to start talking, any others like I said in >>10662134
can email me as well.

>>10662171
Well! What sorts of stuff makes you happy? You could watch videos of kittens doing cute stuff or something? Or do something to distract yourself like marathoning a show or game or something?

Would it help if you talked about your problems? What can I do to help make you feel better?

>>10662171
Don't worry. Your mommy will give you allowance next week, kiddo. Come here, rest your head on my chest.

>>10662181
Put those VNs to work.What route is she?

>>10662171
I want to break you even more

>>10662215
i want 2 break ur mum m9

>>10662200
Okay!

I'd love to have someone to talk to. I met another guy on /jp/ who gave me his email but he hasn't returned any of my emails. But it's okay I know he's probably busy and I don't wanna be an unnecessary bother.

>>10662224
Isn't there a way to talk to other /jp/sies off board that isn't email or some other 1v1 conversation thing?

>>10662237
I can't really think of any

>>10662237
I met one guy on omegle, but that is 1 on 1, I guess. We could make some kinda chat room or something, I dunno...

>>10662137
Sorry,I can't think of how to help.Just make sure to treat your friends right.

>>10662181
If you want to give it a genuine shot then go for it,it may even help turn your life around.But don't be a manipulative person and use her emotions as just a test for future relationships.

>>10662237
>>10662261
I think you can set up chatrooms on vent or skype.I haven't used them though so i'm not sure.

>>10662261
That's actually a good idea, I suppose...

An anon email me and I went to check and my browser wouldn't load so I spam refreshed cause it kept not wanting to access the page then I got this (see picture) so I guess I'll reply later when I get to read it

>>10662237
You should just get twitters and tweet at each other all day.

>>10662373
I don't want people looking at pictures of me and shit.

>>10662384
Don't tweet pictures of yourself then?

Well, I'm on the dole now.

Hey guys! It's me again ( >>10662154 ).

Does anyone have some suggestions for how I can at least maybe meet some people online? I think the internet might be a good way to make a friend. But I don't really know where to go to find people with similar interests. I used to go to this one anime site a while back and the forums were good and active. But I haven't really found any sites like that, that I just 'click' with.

It'd just be nice to have someone to talk to and stuff. Any suggestions?

>>10662347
>>10662340
I like those ideas! There's also IRC and stuff, but I don't have much experience with that.

>>10662394
I keep hearing people mention this, but how to I get money for being a neet (in the US)?

>>10662401
I don't have either.
But I heard those places quickly become circle jerks chat rooms...

>>10662395
I want to talk to someone anonymously but not 1v1. Too much pressure.

>>10662419
This thread has always been a circle jerk chatroom.

Just get an IRC room and be done with it.

>>10662425
Yeah, I feel more comfortable chatting in group.

>>10662423
So, should we do it?

>>10662134
Email in the field.

I always wonder how many people pretend to be girls when other /jp/ people talk to them when getting an email/skype through these threads.

>>10662436
Probably a lot. But you're never going to meet the person on the other side of the screen anyway, so why does it matter.

I ran a chat for almost 4 years that closed recently. I'd rather not return to being the "moderation guy" because people are always wanting you to get rid of other people for them and in my opinion the best moderation is no moderation (or extremely little) and that puts a lot of people off.

>>10662436
If they want to act/be a girl call them a girl/treat them like one, I don't see an issue with that

>>10662429
I'm the opposite way, I think I feel more comfortable 1 on 1. But it's fine! A group would be fun too!

>>10662447
I also feel more comfortable 1 on 1

>>10662447
>>10662452
>>10662429
Why be nervous? It's not like anyone here has any allowance to pass judgement on you.

>>10662452
If you want it to be anonymous, we could just put in a specific codeword into omegle and talk. Or if you don't mind having names, you could just exchange emails.

>>10662447
I usually don't feel comfortable 1 on 1 because I never know what to say and end up thinking I'm boring the other person or something.

>>10662455
I'm mentally scarred due to excessive bullying (not being ironic) so I have a hard time talking to people 1v1. I just want someone to email me every once in a while and tell me everything is going to be okay and that I shouldn't worry about the future without expecting a response from me, but that's a bit too much to ask so I'd rather lurk in a chatroom and watch people talk and have fun.

having some equally pathetic or even more pathetic to talk would be great.

e-mail is field.

Been legit neet for over a year now, before I was able to hold down a job for a few months and coast like that, shame I ran out of places to work out. Had a moment of weakness earlier and brute force deleted and uninstalled majority of the crap on my pc now I'm trying to figure out how to get shit working again. Its also my birthday today ;_;

>>10662486
Why did you delete stuff?

>>10662486
Happy birthday!

>>10662486
Oh wow! Happy birthday!

Let's do something to celebrate! What sorts of stuff do you like?

>>10662486
H-happy birthday qt

Does lualdi still browse 4chan?

>>10662494
>>10662498
>>10662500

Thanks, although its kind of an odd formality by this point but I still felt the need to tell someone heh.

>>10662496
I'm one of those pedos who lives off loli only, every now and then I get very close to going over the edge and accessing some of the real stuff. I've yet to by this point off sheer willpower luckily. My heads clearer then usual now so its all good.

>>10662543
Why not just use something like truecrypt to store naughty things?

>>10662543
Why not just use something like truecrypt to store naughty things?

>>10662543
Awesome! I'm a total pedo too!

I feel really bad and full of self-hate and stuff and I think that might be one reason I'm so reclusive from society and stuff.

Hello, I come from /r9k/.
Where are the gay crossdresser anime-character video?

>>10662611
I saw no links in spoilers btw.
Also I got twice the same character at the end of that number.

>>10662474
>>10662459
>>10662455
>>10662447
>>10662441
>>10662423
There we go. I think I did it.

I'm really new to this and I probably messed up somehow, but we can see if it works, I guess?

Go to mibbit.com, then connect to #hikkichat with the password 'neeto'.

>>10662618
Might not require a password.

>>10662601
I only feel self-hate sometimes, it usually goes away pretty quickly

>>10662660
Yeah, it's honestly pretty fleeting. But maybe it's more paranoia? Kind of like worrying that everyone can tell or is talking behind my back about it or something, I dunno.

>>10662436
I do that. It always makes me happy when some /jp/sie falls for me and I break his heart. I think I'm at around 2/month right now.

>>10662750
That's terrible.

>>10662750
I understand being happy if they fall for you, but you shouldn't go around breaking hearts, it really ruins people.

any neetfriends want to be my friend?

you must be:

truNEET
no job
no gf
living with parents
25+ years old
receiving autism bucks
have at least $1000 in bank account
truHIKKI
no social network
a qt

>>10661024
nothing, nothing
I should just eat more, I guard a small museum on tuesdays and just waiting for my paycheck, then maybe I can treat myself!
I know sorry not tru NEET

>>10662791
what kind of list is that? why $1000 in the bank while living with their parents?

>>10662791
Post steam ID pls.

>>10662807
Wow! That's so cool!

What kind of museum is it? Can you look around at all the exhibits while you're on the job?

>>10662791
25+
$1000
and living with parents

why those

>>10662815
at least $1000 in bank means you have disposable income and you can buy things for yourself
living with your parents means you are fully supported so you can buy anything you want

>>10662827
steam is a social network
frug off

>>10662840
Ah well its an art museum. they actually hold little events were the community auctions off their own art. I wish I had the money to buy a picture

>>10662827
i remember a while ago this one secondary committed suicide or something and his steam was public

good times

>>10662791
>>10662847
azuslut

>>10662791
I got all of those, except living with parents. Too bad.

>>10662847
you can be fully supported living on autism bucks by yourself with $1000 in the bank. if you're over 25 then you probably should be too.

why do they need to be a qt? do you wanna fug them or what? are you homo? please respond.

http://mibbit.com/?channel=%23hikkichat&server=irc.mibbit.net

irc://irc.mibbit.net/hikkichat

>>10662791
Personally, I think >watches/reads raws
should be in there

>>10662900
i just prefer qts instead of bullies

>>10662990
My Japanese is good enough and yet I still don't do that. Fansubbing teams always have the best encodes (raws are really shit in comparison and I don't have access to transport streams, or the will to reencode those even if I had them). For manga, the scanlations are always cleaned and look better.

>>10662791
You're very picky.

>>10663028
I'd rather have one good friend than 5 million fake friends.

>>10662917

group chats are scary.

>>10663057
There's no need to be scared.

>>10662791
I am/have everything you listed except autism bucks and money. My Mom gives me money though if I ask for it and she buys me stuff.

>>10659809
OP your pic is too cute
>...some kind person will never pat me on the head and tell me I did a good job after I screw up...
one day, one day ill get out of this place

ex-NEET dropping by to say i miss y'all but i need the money for figures and shit. Stay easy.

>>10663057
its scarier in a 1 on 1 chat because you have to entertain some guy rather than slip back into a crowd and hide

>>10663078

you are dead to me now please don't come back

>>10663057
one on one chats are scarier

>>10663057
I agree, but group chats aren't too bad, you don't need to say anything if you don't want to

Or we could talk in email or something if you wanna?

No one is talking.

How do I get free money from the man without faking mental illness?

>>10663105
Have a child
Develop a real illness
Get hurt at your job

>>10662863
That's so awesome!

>>10663111
>/jp/
>Getting a child
That's rich.

>>10663116
Maybe he has a sister.

>>10663118
Sisters don't like NEETs.

>>10663120
NEET imoutos like NEET onii-chans

>>10663124
>tfw no NEET imouto ;_;

>>10663129
Buy one with autismbux

Maybe I'll join the military before I'm too old.

>>10663131
You can't buy imoutos.

>>10663136
Yes you can. Not a BMW, but a fake imouto.

>>10663114
N-no its really not, really
it can be really boring when people don't come around. Which is quite often

Protip: If you don't have a job, apply for food stamps and unemployment benefits. I do have a part-time job though, but it isn't enough for me to support my future when my mom dies. ;_;

>>10663141
I can't get those. I live with ,y parents.

>>10663141
Can you go on food stamps if you live with your parents but you yourself have no personal income?

>>10663141
Can I use foodstamps to buy a NEET imouto?

>>10663143

Well I lied to my status. In my interview, I said that I live alone paying for apartment and some other bullshit, so I guess you'll be fine.

>>10663146
No. Most of the stories you read here about obtaining and having autismbucks are severely exxagerated or just made up. You can't just write the government a letter saying "Can I have some money plzzzz??" and then they start sending you paychecks. You have to have psychiatric evaluations and/or physical evaluations and have written diagnosis' from doctors and even then you may still be declined due to several other factors..like your age, living arrangements, medical history, criminal history/etc.

>>10663141
Do you know anything about getting on medicaid?

>>10663141

Unemployment only equates to temporary NEETdom.

>>10663146

Yes, iff you are disabled, are a native american, or I think are on unemployment benefits.

>>10663161
Damn

>>10663163

Why would you even bother getting health insurance?

My mom started making me do NEET chores.

>>10663170
I dunno about him, but I for one need quite a bit of dental work.

>>10663174

Shouldn't you just get a string and pull it out yourself?

>>10663170
I'm pretty much blind while looking at anything over 10 feet away and I could use some pills or something man. I'm flippin out here.

>>10663178

That's some pretty serious shit, man. I sympathize you.

>>10663177
That won't work with wisdom teeth that are growing in sideways.

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>tfw no le gf

>>10663160
>Most of the stories you read here about obtaining and having autismbucks are severely exxagerated or just made up. You can't just write the government a letter saying "Can I have some money plzzzz??" and then they start sending you paychecks.
They're made up!

why is it when I wasn't a NEET i was more productive
Now i am a NEET not by choice since i am out of work and no vehicle
So now adays i just sit on my ass all day and don't do shit
Yesterday i told myself i would work on some projects i had going on in renoise
but watched videos on youtube and browsed 4chen all day... i hate my life

>>10663178
Do you happen to suffer from keratoconus?
I have since I was 16, had to finish high school sitting at the front row squinting constantly, even squinting at the paper at my desk.

I didn't get the special RGP contacts until I was 18, it felt like being born again.

>>10663240
I can't even get myself to watch the anime I've downloaded or any movies, but I keep downloading more..

>>10663247

same!
Right now i am downloading anime mmo rpg's but don't know any good ones that are free
so i am hoping maplestory and starlight story are good, i just looked at top 10 lists and those came up a lot

>>10663261
you could try RaiderZ, decent mmorpg, terrible VAs, not pay2win, completely free

basically a dumbed down version of WoW

>>10663261
Tera is free if you want to be a little girl.

>>10663279

YES PLZ!

>>10663240
It's because you need someone to tell you what to do and others to take care of your le feelios.

The world is as it is because people like you let intelligent people extort the shit out of you.

Who cares about Iraqi sandniggers? Let 'em burn - the civilized man marches on!

For my family and for all that is good.

*gnii, gnaa, gnarrrrrrr*

>>10663290
Be careful, some of the outfits are 2lewd4u.

>>10663279
HOW DO I SIGN UP?!

>>10663314
http://tera.enmasse.com/

>>10663299
I don't deal with any people though...

>>10663240
Kill yourself.

>>10663319
Why do you hate your life?

I haven't done shit in years

Every day I get up and hop on the internet and stay there till the early morning hours in which I crawl into bed and see the familiar sight of my head approaching the pillow.

I don't hate it or love it, it just 'is'
This is what my life was destined to be, I'm just fulfilling my role.

Why is this thread still here?
It's as otaku as jannie's mums.

mmorpgs are scary.

I might try GW2 some day though because apparently you can play it alone start to finish

What is your average apm in starcraft 2, /jp/?

>>10663468
200

I don't like IRC because I am scared of their being a bully who is watching

>>10663468
>average apm
>average average action per minute
RIP in peace.

>>10663501
APM means actions per minute, not average per minute.

>go into kitchen where family is eating dinner
>mom talks about hyenas and how they're part of the dog family
>take off my pants
>get on the table
>take a big steaming shit on her plate right there
>shout at her "YOU WANNA SEE A DOG BITCH? YOU WANNA SEE A DOG?"
>rip my sisters top off and start cockslapping her titties so fucking hard that an audible boom erupts with each slap
>my mother screams
>father reaches for his shotgun
>i disarm him instantly
>break his arm
>smack him in the face with the butt of the shotgun
>Shout at the top of my lungs "IT'S TIME FOR DOGGYS DINNER"
>start biting at my sisters face as I blast the shotgun into the air
>my mother is frozen with shock
>shove the shotgun up her ass
>load it
>blast away
>go back to my sister and start raping her tight asshole
>she involuntary starts pissing and I get handfuls of it and splash it in her face shouting "YOU HAVE TO LEARN"
>because of all the bite marks covered in her piss and all the anal poundage she eventually blacks out
>i tell her this is not a lady like thing to do
>grab her
>start doing the windmill
[Comment too long; she catches fire from the speed and dies basically]

>>10663510
who are you quoting

Good morning friends!

>>10663501

>>10663524
Hey anon, sleep well?

>>10663501
Don't you feel foolish.

>>10663497
I don't like IRC because I start loathing my existence when I get familiar with people.

>>10663550
what? Isn't the whole point of IRC joining channels and idling

>>10663542
I don't like IRC because I'm afraid of getting banned or kicked if I don't talk enough.
Thats usually what happens whenever I join a chat group.

>>10663533
Yes, thank you for asking.

>>10663550
If only people realized the wonders of parallel existence.

You're there, and the other person is there. Nothing is as inspiring.

It all comes crashing down when some butterfly gets bored.

>>10663564
Yes, even just saying nothing in a chat with someone over long periods of time is good enough for me because I just enjoy the company and knowing that there's someone on the other end of the line so to speak.

But most chats I've been to kick or ban idlers for no reason which is why I only really like 1 on 1 chats.

https://crypto.cat/

>>10660747
Why did you stop?

I love that time of day where the sun isn't quite up, and it's somewhat chilly, but things are still asleep.

I go outisde, have a cigarette and just stare for awhile. And it's even better to come back into my heated room and relax.

Just thought i'd share with y'all.

>>10663672
>smoking

pure little girls don't do drugs

I am thinking about buying a dildo (leaning towards a baddragon)
Does anyone have any experience?
All I have right now is a small simple buttplug, but I want something with more features and bigger.

Does anyone here play Team Fortress 2?
It's so fun, and I'd love to play with some of you guys.

>>10663829
tf2 is scary

>>10663846
But why anon?

>>10663852
everyone is mean and sociable

>>10663852
Because snowflake autism

how many internet fights have you guys won? on 4chan alone I've won like 20, probably over that

just owned this faggot so hard

>>>/pol/11704239

>>10663873
Maybe I'll turn into a real snowman when the janitor finds my dried corpse. It will be a real janitor. I'm a bane for janitors across the globe.

>>10663777
it's dirty and hard to clean

I accidentally spilled piss bottle on my carpet.
what do?

>>10664042
leave it

>>10664042
Lick it up, you can be like Bear Grills

>>10664065
bear grylls only drinks urine when there is no water

HELP THERE WAS THIS BUG IN MY ROOM AND NOW IT'S GONE I THINK IT'S A COCKROACH OR SOMETHING BUT IT'S TOO SMALL. I LIFTED EVERYTHING IN IT'S GENERAL DIRECTION BUT I CAN'T FIND IT.

>>10664333
don't worry its probably harmless. I hope you find it before you sleep though, it's not fun waking up to seeing a bug beside you.

>>10664118
You can be better than Bear. I believe in you, you can do it!

>>10664369
It just wants to be your friend

>>10664626
You're lewd, anon.
>>10664333
He's just NEET like you and wants a friend

Good morning (afternoon) friends.

>>10664042
This happened to me recently. I cleaned it with soap but if I stick my nose right up to it I can clearly still smell piss.

>>10665019
>You're lewd, anon.
It's not lewd anon, unless you find it sexual some how.

I am dreaming of getting a job.
Being a night shift security guard.
No people. Browsing /jp/ all night, maybe playing on my DS. No people
No stress. Just walking around a bit, alone, and peaceful, and getting an income for merchandise

>>10665343
If it's in a safe district where security guards are redundant, then great. Otherwise you might get capped while on foot patrol at a site near the ghettos even if your job is only to call police and let them handle it.

>>10665343
Guards probably have to stand up and I wouldn't like that. I think I'd be good on some sort of assembly line. I really like repetitive tasks. I could listen to radio talk shows and audio books and stuff while I do it, or just let my mind wander.

>>10665363
I live in Canada.
There's no Autism bux.

>>10665370
Just make sure it isn't in downtown Winnipeg or Saskatchewan and you should be fine.

>>10665370
Are you aboriginal?

>>10665343
I sometimes think it'd be nice to work in a second hand bookshop that no one visits. I'd get to sit around reading old books and occasionally dealing with old people, who are usually easier to deal with provided they're not so old they've stopped working properly.

>>10665410
I used to dream about being able to work and live in a lighthouse. Before they were all automated of course. You get to live an isolated life near the sea which I like.

any 30-40+ NEETs here

P.S.

>>10667741
Eat me.

>>10666928
And then the sea zombies come and getcha, wooo

/jp/ has become too normal for me. Where do I go? I hear uboachan is neetier but its too slow.

>>10665400
yes, there's still no bux

idiots think natives get special welfare but when I was on the reserve I got normal welfare that's only $500

Native welfare is the same as white man welfare

>>10661784
Please fix the Minecraft server, I still need to fill your house with more chickens.

>>10661784
>it crashed while I was gone
I just wanted to play with my new friend ;_;

>I have seen all animes worth watching
>I have read all mangas worth reading
>I have seen all movies worth watching
>I dont like western television series at all
>I have played most video games worth playing and nowdays I'm too lazy to focus on playing and I've always been shit at video games
Is there something else I can do in my own room alone? Sure I can continue to collect porn, but I need something else to do. I'm poor as fuck so collecting anything doesnt really work.

>>10669099
Read books.

>>10669099
You haven't seen all anime worth watching.
You haven't read all manga worth reading.
You haven't seen all movies worth watching.
I don't like western television either.
I'm also too lazy for games so I can't talk.

Look into similar anime to what you've liked, you'll find something to watch. Same for manga.
Watch Korean movies, they're really good, better than most Japanese movies even.

Just keep looking, you'll find something to do that you like.

>>10661784
Are the people on the server nice?

I've only ever played with 1 other person on a server, never more than that so I'm worried about being bullied.

Also I have a dumb username from back when I was younger and foolisher.

>>10669186
I'm nice and the guy I talked to was nice. We're planning on living on the same spot. You could join us, if you want.

>>10669186
My name is similar to "Brony" and I created it before the Brony fandom existed. Imagine my horror when I got bullied for that. I don't think anyone would care much about your name.

>>10669283
>>10669329
oh well it seems to be down for now but maybe I'll join later.

I haven't played since potions and enchanting were introduced though. I think I stopped a bit before those.

>>10669370
I stopped a long, long time ago. I just read everything on the wiki to keep myself up to date with everything.

>>10661784
fuuuuuuuuurl!!!!!!!!

>>10669615
What is milfmonk doing at a time like this!