/jp/ - Otaku Culture

the HELL i don't remember this

Please explain your lewdness.

>>10657256
Neither do I but I've got the pic saved.

stop looking at porn you piece of shit

>>10657261
I yearn for penises, mostly.

>>10657269
So, go suck one.

>>10657269
Eat raw sausage for a month straight while surrounding yourself with images of dicks. If you aren't sick of it by then you are already past the point of no return.

>>10657269
i think f u like2 suk cawks u shold suk cawk. i liek 2 suk cawk now nd thm myslf

>>10657277
This post really made me smile.

>>10657253
Please don't post lewd images on /jp/.

What episode was this?

Become a nudist. Enough time around naked bodies should help you just tune out erotic thinking. Like since you'll just be used to butt naked you won't care as much about it and stuff.

Seriously when did this happen

>>10657380
>>10657420
who gives a damn, uiharu is fugly

>>10657253
Why is Uiharu so erotic

Her neck, her shoulders, her back especially

STOP HANGING OUT WITH SATEN

Uiharu is a slut.

>>10657253
She looks like a dude.

I'm the same.
I have porn open all the time, masturbate 3 times a day, and when I'm not masturbating I'm feeling myself up.

I can't even watch anime or play videogames that aren't sufficiently sexualized.

>>10657640
>and when I'm not masturbating I'm feeling myself up.

This. Exactly this. And it's what /jp/ did to me.
Feels good, but it's out of control.

>>10657644
>>10657640
That's what happens when you never have a girlfriend. You discover the joys of self-satisfaction and lose all will to perform anything that would make you work on concentrate, because such activities are meant to be done so that you can find yourself someone to feel you up and have sex with you.

>>10657265
I can't go on 4chan without seeing porn.

Get a job you damn gay hippie

>>10657640
>>10657644
...oh.

Okay, then, enjoy going bald, then, you've got too much hormones.

Nobody jerks off 3 times a day after their teenage years.

When I'm not masturbating, I'm still having cute lewd fantasies.

>>10657673
>cute lewd

Elaborate upon this

>>10657614
Cute slut though.

>>10657662
Joke's on you I masturbate about twice a week and I'm already balding

>>10657695
Ack. Well, sorry to hear that.

I think they'll be joining you in the hair club if that's any comfort.

>>10657703
There's studies for and against the theory of DHT-produced by masturbation causing balding.

On my end, masturbating as I do, I should have a lot of manly traits. So far, that is not the case and it's been so for years.

I'm 30, have a job, a masturbate at least twice a day and have a head full of hair

>>10657703
Well, it's really more about the actual hair's weakness to the hormones than the levels themselves.

If they don't have it they can probably masturbate as much as they want.

>>10657719
Are you a wizard?

>>10657729
Must be the wizard power.

>>10657725
Wait, I'm getting confused, are we talking about hormones causing masturbation or masturbation causing hormones?

>>10657395

>>10657687
While it contains fetishes, it is extremely soft core and lighthearted. Mostly involving girls being a little too close.

>>10657743
It's like this; Masturbation causes a spike in Dihydrotestosterone (DHT), a male hormone. If you have the genetic weakness of inherited male-pattern baldness DHT will make it all fall out for reason we're not quite sure of yet. If you have strong genetic makeup you can probably have fuckhigh DHT levels and still have good hair all the way to the grave.

tl;dr if you don't have our shit-tier genes you can fap away

>>10657450
Yes

>>10657776
you can flap away

flap flap flap flap

>>10657654
This is actually the truth.

>>10657776
DHT, eh? Sounds trippy

>>10657816
Dihidrotestosterone (DHT) is a hormone produced by the supra-renal glans. If you browse 4chan all the time like me you probably lost your sides a long time ago so your not producing any DHT at all and can fap all you want.

Pic related something to make your sides go out of orbit.

Does this image do anything for you?

>>10657844
It does.

I want to lick it all over.

>>10657844
Not OP but yes.
Oh god I'm drooling uncontrollably right now please make it stop

>>10657844
>>10657848
It took me a little less than 10 seconds to pop a boner. Help.

>>10657854
Please make sure to quality check your posts in order to make sure you are not misusing chan features such as spoilers, as you have done in this post.

>>10657844
And you can eat a dick.

>>10657844
I don't like bananas.

I fugging love cock though.

>>10657861
The fact he's drooling could be a major plot point.

>>10657844
That's not chocolate.

You moan in pleasure, and start bobbing your head back and forth, taking more and more of the dick into your mouth. You stroke the rest of the cock in time with your sucking. You can hear muffled grunting and snorting coming from the other side of the wall, obvious sounds of approval from your partner.

>>10657884
I instantly recognized this.

I am so ashamed.

>>10657898
The text or the image?

>>10657904
The text.

>>10657911
You gloryhole slut.

>>10657913
I just can't stop.

The first time that I got the special scene I couldn't control myself.

>>10657911
I can't find it anywhere and I'd appreciate a clue on the image's source. Artist name would be more than enough.

>>10657922
[Kouchaya (Ootsuka Kotora)] Secret Love 2 (Maoyuu Maou Yuusha)

>>10657921
I wish they had more scenes and longer ones, that one being the longest sucks.

>>10657922
The text comes from a text based game, Corruption of Champions and that scene comes from a gloryhole scene in the Salon.

>>10657931
That's a lot more than I hoped for. Thank you very much.

>>10657931
Hey! You lied to me! I didn't find that image anywhere!!

>>10657974
Stupid boy.

http://exhentai.org/s/b1fd6f7f64/578030-25

>>10657974
Oh. Nevermind. I'm sorry, I wasn't reading number 2, I was reading number 1.

>>10657982
You're the troll here, with your pandas...

Why don't you swallow your own semen, /jp/?

>>10657988
>he doesn't know about sadpanda

>>10657988
>>10658004
I can never tell who's joking in these situations.

I'm guessing >>10657988 was aware of ExHentai and was being silly, and >>10658004 is a genuine /a/ regular who thinks he's funny?

>>10657982
Please avoid pandaposting.

>>10657769
I like that.

I love cute boys using girl clothes, it's that bad?

>>10658153
Sounds good to me.

>>10658001
But I do.

>>10658178
How?

>>10658215
I cum in my hand. Then I lick it and savor the taste for sime time, before I swallow it like a slut.

>>10658253
Refractory period?

>>10658261
Somehow it doesn't really bother me. I also noticed my refractory periods are becoming shorter and shorter, sometimes I can go multiple times in a course of few minutes.
I don't ejaculate nearly as much after the first one, but it feels progressively better.

>>10658268
I envy you. All that semen to swallow.

>>10658253
I do this too.

After lapping it up I get so hard after but nothing comes out after the first shot. So sad.

>>10658270
It's only a problem because it has a tendency to turn into prolonged sessions of self-pleasuring, and it's easy to put the rest of life on hold and procrastinate everything.

>>10658275
Keep edging, you might get some precum (aftercum?) as a dessert.

>>10658280
How many loads have you swallowed in a row?

>>10658288
My record was 6.

I don't get how anyone can fap several times on end. After cumming once I feel immediately disgusted by my lewdness and lose all desire to continue.

>>10658288
I don't know. Three or four? After third time in a row almost nothing comes out anymore.

I usually keep going for a few milder cums afterwards to ease myself off the madness that lust puts on me.

>>10657380
>>10657256

They are from some comedic specials, gud luk finding them all (very hard) but I'll give you this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akTUd66M0Ks&list=FL33DZ3UFaywrRtsLbk5U5Xw&index=48

>>10658306
This.

>>10658306
After you accept everything about yourself, disgust disappears, and as a bonus, you have much easier time to change habits or attitudes you think you might need addressing.

Self-acceptance does not mean numb satisfaction with a habit, you know. You keep striving to your dreams and changing yourself, but yo are in peace with your present self as it is a bridge to improved you, and you're already on the way there.

And if in the meantime you happen to enjoy slutting it up a little in private what's the harm?

Anyone else into self-mutilation?

>>10658301
>>10658307
Do you play with it?

>>10658306

>After cumming once I feel immediately disgusted by my lewdness

Sometimes I wonder if sex should be taken more seriously, I mean it is an act of procreation where you create a human life, something that will suffer and feel joy and inevitably succumb to old age and die.

>>10658323
Uh.. that sounds a bit too much for me. Most I've done was self spanking and such.

>>10658325
In my mouth? Yes.

>>10658325
Depends on the mood, privacy, and time available.
Sometimes I just lick it, sometimes I play with it, mix it with saliva and/or let it dribble. Sometimes I pretend I'm being used like those girls in JAV flicks.

>>10658333
What do you mean like those girls in JAV, what happens to them?

>>10658327
What does that have to do with masturbation?

>>10658335
It's been some time I've been watching it, but all kinda stuff, bukkake, throat fucking and so on. For who's into it, there's a lot of vomit fetish there, though fortunately not a big thing for me - it'd be impractical to derive great pleasure from throwing up all around my apartment.

But whatever comes to my mind at the moment, really.

>>10657377
It.. it wasn't lewd

Was it?

>>10657253
Christianity.

>>10658323
You mean in a sexual way?

Then yes.

>>10658323
I cut myself once. It hurt a lot less than I thought it would and I felt great after this initial shock went away. I don't really have the urge to do it again though.

>>10657769

That's... that's how my fantasies are anon.

>>10658488
How do you do it?

>>10657253
Since when has my Uhiharu been lewd.

>>10658574
I feel eroi for posting about this so much but I didn't talk about it often before this week.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10648561#p10648894

>>10657729
You become a wizard at thirty unless you're married or have a girlfriend then its not so.

>>10658593
Because Uiharu is a good girl.

>>10658596
That's quite lewd.

>>10658632
My thoughts exactly.

>>10658632
>>10658643
I can't help it okay!

D-Do I need a spanking?

That is a very lewd picture, OP and I like it.

/jp/, I've been real lewd lately. I keep wanting to fap and dress up like a pretty girl. Why?

>>10658674
Yes, your bare bottom needs to be smacked raw.

>>10658674
You sure do. A hard spanking for being so naughty.

>>10658704
Do it. It feels good.

>>10658705
>>10658706
H-here you go.

Please be gentle. I'm not used to other people inflicting pain on me. It's so shameful. What would my father say...

>>10657253

Think of who her seiyu is. Instant put-off.

Uiharu is a pure girl.

Start dressing like a little girl. Once you feel completely at ease it stops being lewd and becomes normal.

>>10659340
Then you will not understand why everybody wants to fuck you for wearing a short skirt.

>>10657876
and thats not fucking okay

Ever get turned on by the smell of your own penis?

I jack off once a week but no longer than that can i hold it.

>>10660002
All the time. I haven't washed myself in months and whenever I get this stink from my crotch/armpits I have to go masturbate.

>>10660002
Smell is one of my fetishes,so yeah

I'm really hard right now are there any good gloryhole stories

>>10660046
+1

>>10660015
Once i sucked a dick.

>>10660046
please respond

>>10658488
>>10658596
>>10658674
Please do not misuse spoilers.

>>10660060
How did it taste?

>>10660075
Like a bag of sand.

>>10660078
delicious

>>10660046
I've sucked cock before and "velvety hard" is exactly how I would describe the way the skin of a cock slipping against your lips and tongue feels when you first put it in your mouth, as well as the radiating warmth of it that spreads through you through your mouth and the warm, gooey feeling in your head you get if you're really into it. Once it's good and wet though it just glides in and out of your mouth. And the flavor is a slight saltiness that's unlike skin elsewhere on the body. Sucking cock is really just as much fun as it looks.

>>10660064
Please make sure to quality check your posts before submitting them. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community.

>>10660086
I would suck your cock, dude. Where do you live?

>>10660086
Go on...

>>10660092
Me first. Please? I'll suck your cock afterwards to make up for it.

>>10660102
You need a blowjob so bad?

I just want someone to violently take my penis virginity. I can't ever take the initiative so I must be raped.

>>10660106
I need a /jp/er's strong, dominant penis very much, yes.

I want to suck a dick with a cute /jp/sie. Both of us sucking and licking the cock until it cums, then we would swap the semen back and forth.

>>10660114
Could we kiss while we do that? I'd love to feel the taste of a tongue who just tasted cock!

Some girls started hitting on me. Am I still allowed to lurk /jp/?

They also happen to be single mothers who need money. All I think about is cumming inside them and impregnating them but I would feel like a normie scumbag.

>>10660119
Yes of course.

>>10660119
How would you swap the cum back and forth without kissing, baka?

>>10660114
Please stop. I'm literally about to cry because this will never be real.

>>10660119
Your face when this is moot posting as Anon.

>>10660124
It will never be real for you but it will be real for some of us going to see ZUN in America.

>>10660122
>>10660123
You're both so nice! I can't wait for the next /jp/ meetup!

Am i the only one who uses a cock ring?

>>10660120
Do it. I'm totally sexual frustrated, the other day i was with a girl that actually wanted to suck cock, but since i'm full beta nothing happened. I really regret it now. Don't miss your chance, feels bad if you let it go.

>>10660139
Why do you need one?

>>10660141
Don't listen to this anon. You'll regret it forever.

>>10660139
They are dangerous. Stopping the blood flow can cause issues.

Here, let me take it off. Nice and slow.

>>10660144
It makes the feeling of cumming more intense for me.

Does anyone else get the urge to be used to swallow gallons of semen?

Faggots.

>>10660197
Is semen easy to drink like that? I think it would get stuck in your mouth because it's sticky, no?

>>10660086
You aren't really gay if you can't make a good cocksucking post without stealing from /a/.

>>10660205
Have you never swallowed your own semen?

I get an erection every time I think about sucking cocks.

Time to take a break from /jp/.

>>10660211
I have tried many times but I can't figure the logistics to get it into my mouth.

>>10660197
I could only drink it if it came straight from the source. I don't think I could drink it from a cup or anything like that.

>>10660216
It doesn't works I already tried. Your mind will start to obsess and daydream about it from the void left from quitting /jp/.

Your only choice is to suck a cock to kill the temptation.

>>10660220
Lick it up from your hand.

>>10660221
Try it, cum into a cup and drink it.

>>10660226
So do I cum on my hand or something? I think my beard might get in the way if I tried to lick it up.

>>10660223

Fuck... This is awful... I have a raging hard-on right now because of this shit.

FUCK

>>10660248
Go to a gloryhole, sucking a dick is the only way. The more you fight it the worse it will be when you give in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmHp_D0wNGY

>>10660264

I'm not gay. This is just a phase that will end soon.

>>10660281
Just go suck a dick already. No one can win.

>>10660285

FUCK, this is driving me insane. I'm going to sleep with the help of Xanax now.

>>10660311
Have sweet dreams filled with penis and gooey cum.