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>>10653330
NO YOU'VE RUINED MY THREAD

>>10653330
whats the problem

I wish I had someone cute and tiny who smells good to cuddle with. I bet that would be great.

i wish to cuddle

Who needs gross real girls when I have my imagination?

>>10653330
Saves moot's precious bandwidth.

I wish I was a girl

>>10653347
i wish you were a girl so i could cuddle with you

>>10653342
you try cuddling with your imagination, dude

>>10653355

Not my fault your imagination is weak.

What's it feel like to cuddle with Milk, /jp/?

>>10653361
Imagination can't make you feel something physical. There's a limit to it.

>>10653365

Of course you wouldn't know.

>>10653365
That is simply not true. Your brain is very capable of making you believe you're feeling something even when you aren't.

Why would you want to cuddle with a girl? Isn't that kind of homosexual?

They're all soft and squishy anyway. You squeeze too hard and cut it in half. Gross.

>>10653393
The human body is a lot stronger than that!

Unless you're The Hulk, in which case I am sorry for you.

>>10653395
You want to cuddle with a strong girl like the Hulk?

Wouldn't it be prickly? With the muscles and everything? I guess that isn't as gay.

>>10653393
what the heck you are talking about man

>>10653405
I want to cuddle with Yuugi~

>>10653409
People who want to cuddle are perverted. Just sex with a girl if you're a man.

Cuddling Club is for little girls only. No boys allowed!

>Cuddering with a girl!

>>10653452
Who do you think little girls cuddle with? Other little girls?

>>10653457
What's wrong with cuddling with other little girls?

>>10653455

Oh shit.

>>10653457
>Who do you think little girls cuddle with?

Alpha dads whom they look up to. That way they can make cute comments about their prickly stubble and giggle.

I did that once back in High School with the last and only Girlfriend I ever had. It was way too warm in her room to be doing that so it was pretty uncomfortable and also her Vagina smelled pretty bad, I could even smell it through her shorts and she was breathing in my face.

I want to cuddle with this little girl.

>>10653468

I just barfed my fucking teddy grahams. Thanks.

>>10653469
what a homo

>>10653480
It's pretty cute that you eat teddy grahams.

>>10653486
Yeah! L-Like a girl or something.

>>10653486

That's not the only cute thing I've got going on. Want to cuddle?

>>10653495
A little.

Do little girls get colder easier because of less body mass, or do they have higher metabolisms that make them warmer?

;_;

Lately I've been having the strongest desire to cuddle. But nothing will come of it.

>>10653335
>>10653338
>>10653447
>>10653531
I share sentiments with you guys entirely.
The cuddling desire is very strong

>>10653531
Buy a hooker and cuddle her.
Alternatively, craigslist.

>>10653505
That looks gay.

>>10653553
>hooker
no thanks. why do you even say something like this? forgot you're on /jp/?

>>10653565
I agree /jp/ would have a hard time finding one, but I don't see anything wrong with the concept.

Girls are soft, warm, and smell nice.

Why can't they be nice people too? If girls were nicer and more accepting of me being a 400lb NEET I'd definitely want to have a girlfriend, but they don't like me so fuck them.

>>10653568
Buttmad girl detected.

>>10653335
i could. im small and often mistaken for an 8th grader or something.

i wonder what cuddling feels like.

>>10653568
This isn't unique to girls, dude. Stop being fat.

>>10653580
It's like hugging your mom but 10 times better.

>>10653568
>not being 10/10 and still giving the finger to 3D
lel

>>10653580
But do you smell nice? And do you shave all your extra hair (if you have any)? Those are important.

>>10653581
I have a slow metabolism and I can't stop eating snacks at night. Losing 200lbs is too much of a pain in the ass, If girls were nicer they'd see beyond my slightly larger than average size.

Anyone know where I can buy girl scent in liquid form?

>>10653593
The Internet.

>>10653589
>I have a slow metabolism and I can't stop eating snacks at night.

Excuses. Cut out the sugars and snack on veggies. Don't drink soda. Pick up the water habit, and if water alone is too boring, add a twist of lemon.

>>10653564
I think it's cute.

>>10653588
i shower twice a day.

i dont have a lot of natural hair other than my head and extremities. i shave my legs smooth.

i dont dress girly though. just sleep in a white tshirt and boxer briefs.

i buy my sleepwear in the boys' section because it fits best.. sometimes its a little embarrassing.

>>10653589
I'm just saying it's not something only girls do. I would judge the shit out of you too.

Also, if you don't want to lose weight, fine, whatever, but don't make excuses. Excuses are for losers.

>>10653606
I'd cuddle with you, dude.

Anyone here want to cuddle?

>>10653623
Cuddle THIS
*whips out dick*

>>10653625

Sure.

>>10653622
that makes me happy. i want to experience it once.

>>10653625

I'll cuddle it... WITH MY CHEEKS.

Spoon me /jp/!

Spooning usually leads to sexual intercourse... I'm so excited!

>>10653659
I call big spoon.

>>10653665

Group spoon! All ladle up in this shit.

>>10653588
>extra hair

It's not extra. It's there for a reason...

>>10653740
He's just using the word to differentiate between hair on the head (not face), and everything else. May not be correct, but it's certainly understandable.

>>10653740
>It's not extra. It's there for a reason
leg hair is there for a reason? the fuck does it do other than make me look like a monkey?

the HELL does ass hair do?

>>10653747
Are you saying my chest, shoulder, stomach and back hair isn't beautiful?

If anything the hair on my head is superfluous. Why else would I be losing it?

>>10653754
It prevents bacteria from entering your pours. This is why women and men should never shave down there unless they don't believe in hygiene.

I used to cuddle with girls. It was great, but I'd be way too self conscious about it these days.

>>10653758
>It prevents bacteria from entering your pours.
what prevented bacteria from entering my pores when I was still a hairless shota?

>>10653758
That depends entirely on how good the hair looks. If it's just, you know, there, then it's more annoying that appealing.
Balding hair can look cool too, just not cute. You could aim for a badass look if you tried.

I may not shave "down there", but if I didn't trim then it would be a large mess. Trimming down to 3mm or so is fine, right?

>>10653768
Hardly anything, which is why you were sick all the time.

>>10653768
I think children have smaller/less pores than adults. I could be wrong of course. I'm bad at researching that kind of thing.

>>10653775
>You could aim for a badass look if you tried.

Don't tell me what to do, cuddlefucker. I'll beat the stuffing out of you. How was that?

Whatever, it's not like I care about looks anyway. I practice good hygiene for myself, not other people.

Trimming is fine if you're a little pussy bitch. I think I'm getting the hang of this.

>>10653783
i was rarely sick and when i was it from a virus, not bacterial infections.

>>10653790
Mayhap, that hair developed when humans lived in much dirtier conditions. In modern civilization where any poorfag can shower 6 times a day and we don't have to sleep in mud it's not really necessary so it's no big deal to shave.

>>10653811
That's the same logic behind genital mutilation.

>>10653829
If people want to mutilate their genitals willingly I see no issue. Of course with genital mutilation comes a whole host of physical problems whereas shaving your pubes basically changes nothing. There might be a slight chance for bacterial infection that is entirely avoidable if you wash properly.

>>10653790
>I think children have smaller/less pores
>I'm bad at researching that kind of thing.
how did you come to the original statement of pubic hair prevent bacteria from entering pores then? are you confusing people doing a shitjob shaving and not cleaning razors which lead to infections? or bacteria entering the hair follicle (not the skin pores)?

this doesn't explain other places of body hair like the back, chest, and legs.

i'll take a guess here, it keeps you warmer and thats it. and pubic hair, mainly the dick/vagina, helps for pleasure or some shit/pheromones.

from what i'm aware SKIN is what prevents harmful bacteria from entering your body. however your body is crawling with bacteria, good and bad.

where's the fakeNEET medical students at? i want clarification.

>>10653840
I'm talking about the widespread genital mutilation that goes on in places like Somalia, South Korea and the US.

Supposedly what they cut off is "useless" and hindering to proper hygiene in modern times. Still, I don't want anyone with a knife anywhere near my dick.

>>10653843
I read the thing about hair somewhere. That isn't why I don't shave though. I don't shave because it would be like lying to myself. I'm a hairy fuck on the inside so I might as well be a hairy fuck on the outside. It's not like it's visible through my clothes so whatever. I only take my clothes off when I'm alone and I don't even like doing it then.

>>10653851
Your circumcision comparison doesn't line up for a few reasons.

1. It's permanent, shaving your pubes isn't.

2. Independent health clinics have shown it is questionable in merit, thus far no clinic has shown that shaving your pubes may have adverse effects on your health or sexual performance. Minus the few girls that don't like guys that shave.

I get why you don't shave though, that's cool.

>>10653858
I guess to some people it's more like trimming your toenails and fingernails, which I do, of course.

Shaving for me would be too much of a hassle. I'd never want a garden or field with grass for the same reason.

>>10653865
Shaving is probably a pain in the ass indeed. I just trim personally, much less of a hassle.

>>10653870
Well you probably don't have as much hair as me either.

>>10653883
What are you, a bear or something?

>>10653851
>Supposedly what they cut off is "useless" and hindering to proper hygiene in modern times.
Do they actually say that? I'd laugh if I wasn't so flabbergasted.

>>10653883

>>10653884
No, I just have hair in places no 19 year old should.

>>10653885
Who knows what those "people" are saying these days.

>>10653893
Snacks is stealing our pictures.

>>10653883
It's easier to trim with a lot of hair than it is to shave. In fact, I need to trim first either way generally. Just rarely get around to the shaving part.

>>10653898
When I said "less hair" I meant "hair in less places".

>>10653893
is he seriously back?

>>10653919

I doubt it. I remember Moot saying he was not ever interested in re-hiring him.

Something about a dispute they had about the site.

>>10653935
Sounds juicy.

Anywhere I can find the deets?

>>10653919
Yes but in 7 or something -chan, not here because moot is tsundere.

>>10653939
Nobody cares about any of that shit anymore

>>10653939
I don't know. Maybe on ED if you can still /b/tard.

>>10653944
I kinda care about the politics of this site. I'm kinda here a lot.

Do you not care about the inner workings of your federal government either?

>>10653949
I'll check. Haven't been there in a few years. I've also never seen that word used as a verb.

>>10653952
I haven't either. I meant to type "read /b/tard" but I suppose it still works.

>>10653952
well from what I remember snacks was kind of a rogue and dismissing him was the beginning of 4chan becoming more mainstream (he was all about posting whatever you want no matter what, and also banned people to be funny instead of for actual reasons)

anyway him and moot also argued or something. i swear they must have been fuckign or something moot used to seem pretty gay

>>10653919
Yes, on 7chan

>>10653969
Yeah I remember Snacks being the cooler one.

I miss when this site was as lawless as the west.

>>10654003
Oh fuck I haven't been there in a while. I couldn't tell if it was 7chan interface or some extension.

>>10653469
Oh god it's worse than I imagined.

>>10653469
post more dollfaggers pls

I had a dream I cuddled with a girl thanks to this thread.

Eirin has big feet.

>>10653758
>It prevents bacteria from entering your pours.
What is this shitty myth.

Go shave your armpits, feminist.

>>10655565
Me too.
Thanks /jp/!