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Why is she too perfect?

she can't win against the dick

*whips out knofe*

>>10614229
Yocchan waifu material. Poor girl bullied by mean people on the internet for being competent.

How many moonbitches could you take in fight /jp/?

>>10614368
at least toyohime and 2 other rabbits.yeah,totally lol

>moonbitch
>worth a shit

If Yorihime was better written there would be a lot more porn with her, because she would be more popular. What a shame. Those legs are going to waste.

>>10614768
It's likely a blessing that she's unpopular. She'd probably end up as a rape toy what with how powerful she is, and the whole Lunarian pure thing.

>>10614368
In an even fight? Probably 4 or 5

If they start summoning gods and using weird alien magic? 0.

>>10619952

>>10619952
>>10619983
my fucking sides

>>10619983
Are we entirely sure Remilia even wanted to win, though?

>>10619983
Oh fuck, she even lost her colour.

She dead now.

>>10614229
come at me bro

>>10619994

>comes to Earth to fight humans
>gets sick from airborne bacteria and dies
War of the Worlds, bitch.

quoting?

>>10614368
All of them.
If they summon gods to aid them, I'll whip out a god of my own.
*unzips pants*

>>10620055
you'd think a race capable of interstellar travel would be prepared for something like that

>>10620072
If I recall, they simply didn't have viruses or bacteria on Mars because it was so desolate. So they simply didn't know it existed or posed a threat and hence didn't prepare for it.

>>10620072
If movies have taught me anything, it's that aliens are weak to the smallest shit, like water, fire and bad country music.

>>10614229

Sure, I'll fight you.

Let me get my buddies at NASA to join in...

>>10620117
You know we lost the lunar war, right?

The moon is pretty shitty. It probably gets destroyed almost as often as Pluto in fiction.

>>10620121
That's what the Lunarians want you to think.
It's just like how we "lost" the war of 1812 and Vietnam.

>>10620144
That's something that bothered me too. How could such a small crew be enough for a "battle" and not suffer any casualties?

>>10620164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

>>10620164
The Lunar War is sketchy. It might not have happened at all or something.

>>10620144
I know it's a joke, but god damn it does this logic piss me off.

>>10614229
No. I wanna love.

>>10620000
Ah, Satori, why did you even get involved with those bitches?
Has anyone who knows japanese watched KKHTA ep13? Can you spoil me what was the deal between Satori and moonbitches.

>>10621357
Oh hey, it's out.

I actually thought that Yorihime was okay. No, it's Torihime that I took a strong disliking to, given her speech on how easy it would be to level the entirety of Gensokyo for the sin of being mortal. Yorihime, by contrast, didn't do a whole lot to arouse any ire whatsoever, given that she was defending her homeland and no-one except Remilia actually cared about beating her.

>>10621301
iron sky was such a bad movie
the asylum rip-off version was actually better

>>10621357
Linky?

>>10621428
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX29l94k-So
Satori dies
or not
since her third eye is intact

>>10621402
Yorihime also actually did something. Toyohime is just one of those characters whose power you just have to accept. No demonstration or anything. Just Yukari giving up and praising her. This does not help to make Toyohime more popular.

>>10614229

>>10621453
Toyohime was pretty adorable in Inaba though! The sisters won big points with me

>>10621446
She better fucking not be permanently dead.

>>10621462
ZUN should just have included them in one of the games as players or bosses, instead of going the "they are too powerfull so they will never appear in the games" route. There would be a lot less hate that way.

>>10621505
We didn't see either of them fighting seriously. Yorihime played "stab the bullets" and Toyohime was just outplayed. The biggest thing of note in their introduction was still what was happening in Gensokyo.

>>10620214
It's not a joke. We did win Vietnam. We had a better KDR.

>>10624571
Thanks for bumping this with stupid shit.