/jp/ - Otaku Culture

apparently not since he abandoned us

>>10612246
that mom is hot, id fug her

No, but at least I'm not a fucking weeb fgt.

My dad hates weebs. My stepsisters are enormous weebs and they piss him off to no end.

my father approves of nothing that i do, so thats why i drnk
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

No, I barely know my father.

My father is DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD

They are both "functional" alcoholics. As in they go to work and then come home and drink themselves to sleep. They don't really care. I'm sure they are disappointed and depressed that their only child is such a lost cause but I think they know they are mostly to blame anyway.

I'm thinking about seeing that new GI Joe movie with my dad, it should be fun. I'm sort of stressed about getting together with him though since he wants me to have a bunch of car research done when we talk so he can work on getting me a car.

>>10612278
stop drinking your daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad's semen

>>10612246
Why do people post that and think that he's upset about her daughter?
I've got some news for you HE IS NOT, in fact back then he tried to make the most of her 15 minutes of fame, he wanted his daughter to save enough money to pay for her education.

>>10612304
>her

Jokes on you, my parents are both NEETs.

Not really. He always tells me he wants me to go to college and get a good job so I don't end up with a shitty manual labor job like him.

>>10612246
My father does not give a fuck about me.

>>10612351

Why don't you just NEET?

I don't have a father.

I pretty much idolize my dad. I'd never tell him that, but he knows I have a lot of respect for him.

>>10612381
I am a NEET.

>>10612246
he probably approves, what with the dog ears ?

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>>10612262

Is this what they call ``broken family otaku''?

>>10612304
that thing in the middle is an obvious guy

I was the first child in my family to get a job.

Yes, he's a huge NEET enabler. We get along great.

>>10612516
And you are an obvious troll.

DAD YOU FUCKING

>>10612542
that food looks delicious

He gets passive agressive about it sometimes and asks if I applied anywhere for a job sometimes. We usually get into arguments about how he thinks I can when I can't because no one will let me into there workplace anyways and I'm never driving even though there is some old truck in the garage I could use. Can't drive for shit and it's very dangerous for me to but he still thinks I can also do that after I show him time and time again how much I suck at it even if trying my best. I can hardly drive well in a parking lot, the road is like dancing with death every time for me. We also get into huge arguments about what I'm going to do with myself in the future when I'm driving and everyone leaves that day upset.

>>10612246
>tfw she's famous and yet doesn't have a 10th of milky-chan's cuteness.

>>10612586
The two are about the same in cuteness.

>>10612586
Does she have fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>10612586
I'm trying to make milk more famous by the janitor is really making it difficult

I wonder if milk can sing

>>10612609
Y jannyturd haet milky?

He says up until I am 30 and not a second longer, also the second I knock someone up I am my own man. I have 6 more years left.

>>10612620
>the second I knock someone up
I really hope you can stay pure, anon-san.

>>10612620
What happens at 30? Euthanasia?

>>10612629
He becomes a street NEET.

>>10612629
I can't live in his house, so yeah, basically. I am sure I can sell my figs for a few months food if I find a nice abandoned house with crackheads. My brother would probably support me for maybe a year but he would ask me to go to school, also his wife came on to me once so I would have to avoid her.

>>10612627
As you can tell we have a good relationship but he is doesn't know that is as likely as me winning the lottery. Once I get my wizard powers maybe I can trick him into thinking I am 20 again.

My Dad is such a nice, good natured person. Unfortunately he's just like me, in that he's very irritable, loves to drink and has no idea how to connect with other people. I really wish I could hang out and drink with him more often since it's really the only time the two of us get along really well, but he hates to see me drink.

He doesn't know about my otaku hobbies, though I'm sure he'd enjoy stuff like Bebop and Mushishi if he ever pressed me to show him something.

>>10612652
Well sorry but at least he cares. I would drink with you if you promise not to make a pass at me.

Dad hates me and the rest of his offspring.

Yeah, he says I should be free like he couldn't, he's also a NEET and taught me to screw the system/gamble intelligently, but will support me in whatever I do, we get by comfortably. He has no friends, just mom who's been loyal to him since the start, decades ago.

We play videogames early into the morning sometimes. He's also in his late fourties and does a bunch of stuff like rock climbing etc.

He's a great man.

>>10612672
Your lucky for being born to good and happy people.

>>10612609
I know, right?

Milk threads are usually pretty nice but then the autistic janitor comes along and deletes them every single time just when they're about to get really good..

I hate this janitor, Milk is a /jp/ idol, she is Otaku Culture.

>>10612682
>/jp/ idol

>>10612682
>Milk
>idol
>being related to culture

>>10612686
>>10612690
Who are you quoting, autistic retards?

>>10612629
Wizardry.

>>10612680
Yeah.

They are great people who allowed me to develop healthily into my own person.

They're the reason I don't have daddy issues, or histrionic issues, or pretend to be a little girl, or a thousand other things you see on the net.

>>10612706
i'm sad to hear that.

He's dead.

>>10612706
Gotta get bacon somehow.

>>10612706
How do you feel about being associated with that pig picture? I mean, it's a pretty cute looking piggy.

>>10612698
I'm quoting my own thoughts

>>10612707
Thanks.
>>10612711
It really doesn't bother me.

>>10612672
That sounds almost too good to be true.

>>10612672
That's the kind of dad I want to be.

Too bad I would have to tolerate a woman to be a dad.

>>10612715
Are you really overweight and pig-like?
It's ok to admit it if you are, lots of people here probably are.

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>>10612715
Hey, nice to see you again.

It's been a while. How have you been?

My father is NEET.

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>>10612724
>believing someone in the internet

>>10612732
really says something about the average relationship a jper has with their father

>>10612732
Just because we're in the Internet doesn't mean that everyone is lying.

>>10612741
Without proof, we can say the opposite too.
>Just because we're in the Internet doesn't mean that no one is lying.

>>10612725
I was really overweight a long time ago. I was 330 pounds at my heafiest (I'm 6'3." I'm currently 180 pounds or so.

>>10612741
You're lying.

>>10612744
Which is why the truth is that some people are lying while others aren't.

>>10612746
>6'3
>Has been 330lbs

Dude, please start lifting, you'll become a fucking king among men. Go, go to /fit/ right now and get started.

>>10612246
his face is priceless

>>10612775
Which is why we can't assume he's right.

>>10612784
I like it how the mother seems Ok with it.

Why is everyone on /jp/ 6'3"

>>10612784
Reminds me of my dad.

>>10612777
I don't want to be muscular, and it requires too much effort. It's not like i have a girlfriend or friends to impress.

>>10612807
Bundy was my dads hero.

>>10612793
Which is why we can't assume he's wrong.

>>10612795
I'm a cute 5'9 (I wish I was 5'6 tho)

>>10612817
Except nobody is. I'm not assuming he's lying, I'm just criticizing people for assuming he's not lying.

I wish my dad cared about me. That would be nice.

>>10612813
>Lifting for girls, especially ones who don't exercise or look after themselves.

Brah. Come on. You're better than that.

>>10612784
No, the price was the dignity of his entire family.

>>10612795

I'm apt to blame dietary hormones if true, but it's likely not, as that lies outside of 95% male heights, so it's likely not.

>>10612829
Along with the fact his daughter is an 'icon'.

See: Sexual object of fantasy for single men in the east whom of which have watching girls cartoons as their primary interest.

And the mental and developmental damage that results as she's lathered with the attentions of these people until they viciously lose interest and toss her away.

>>10612795
I'm 6"4

My father has Alzheimers and is near-death.

>>10612838
It's possible that only tall people say their heights.

>>10612867

That's moe, dude.

>>10612872

True, too much response bias. 5'11" here, which is 3rd quartile.

>>10612813
You could impress us

The only reason you trip is so you can feel like you're still alive and somewhat important anyway.

>>10612821
i.. im 5'4..