/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Based on the provided image, maybe Marisa.

>>10606369

>befriend

as in fuck buddies?

I'm not interested in normal friendship.

But Marisa is mai waifu anyways, so we are already clearly more than friends either way.

>>10606381
>mai waifu

Even if you're being tongue-in-cheek, please don't use that catchphrase.

all of them

>>10606387

>Even if you're being tongue-in-cheek

Gomen nasai, but I'm not. So deal with it turbonerd

>>10606387

I want to be Alice's friend.

Or Orin.

Or maybe Kaguya.

I want to be friends with Sanae

>>10606407

all touhous

maeby not kazen, cus hesalittle grumpy

probably marisa
she could give me advice about girls and playfully tease me

I would also want to be drinking buddies with suika and yuugi, but I would think about them in lewd ways and things might get complicated

Probably most of them. Though if I could only choose one...

I would befriend all of them.

With my dick.

>>10606410

Sanae is also unwilling to JUST be friends.

>>10606416

>she could give me advice about girls and playfully tease me

Because I'm tomboyish, right? Just like one of the bros da ze!

>I would also want to be drinking buddies with suika and yuugi

These two are clearly sluts. There is no such thing as a female that gets shitfaced drunk and not willing to fuck the closest dick. If you went drinking with them they you would end up fucking them, and so they wouldn't be just friends.

>>10606433
>Because I'm tomboyish, right? Just like one of the bros da ze!
I guess, I also feel like she would be the type to drag me out of my room and make me go do things with her

If you want to go to Gensokyo, you're a falseNEET.

>>10606426
would love to chat with/10

>>10606446
Going to Gensokyo doesn't give you a job, an education or training.

>>10606458
That's stupid.

>>10606454
I said you're a falseNEET, not that you're "not a NEET". "FalseNEET" still has "NEET" in it.

>>10606446

I don't think you understand NEET at all.

>>10606446
>>10606458
I don't get your reasoning at all. Are you sure you know what NEET means?

>>10606460

Your face is stupid

>>10606470
It's when you have feels and are socially awkward and can't get a gf right?

>>10606469
"Stupid" isn't an appropriate descriptor for someone's face. You should start taking an English course.

>>10606472
Exactly, Jimmy.

>>10606464
If you're a truNEET, you sit at home and take it easy.

If you want to go on adventures, make friends, solve incidents, have sex, blah blah blah, even in Gensokyo, then you're a normalfag in denial. If you wouldn't just sit around doing nothing in Gensokyo, you're a falseNEET. Since you can do that in the Outside World, you have no reason to want to go to Gensokyo, unless you're a normalfag like I said.

Free alcohol? I'm sold.

>>10606474

Your mom should start taking an english course with my dick

>>10606480
Go back to /v/.

>>10606477
>adventures
>solve incidents
>Outside World
Have you been out there? There's nothing fun like that out there at all!

>>10606477
There's already a word for that though, you fucking idiot. You didn't have to latch on to the faggoty truNEET/falseNEET garbage to describe that.

>>10606484
If you find that fun, either in the Outside World or in Gensokyo, you're a normalfag.
You're like "weekend NEETs."

"I'm not a normalfag, except in Gensokyo where I want to get a girlfriend and start a family and go outside and socialize. B-BUT I'M NOT A NORMALFAG!"

>>10606489
If you don't like /jp/ memes, then get out of /jp/.

>>10606477
Since when normalfags even know about Gensokyo?

>>10606487

lol are u mad nerd? go back to fapping to 2d anime girls

>>10606495
Beats me, but they're ITT talking about it.

>>10606504
Please don't roleplay.

>>10606381

>>But Marisa is mai waifu anyways, so we are already clearly more than friends either way.

Yeah.. I wouldn't date you asshole ze.

>>10606493
>If you don't like /jp/ memes, then get out of /jp/.

You're right it's impossible for memes to be awful and shitty.

>>10606477

>If you want to go on adventures, make friends, solve incidents, have sex, blah blah blah, even in Gensokyo, then you're a normalfag in denial.

Woah, woah, woah, slow down there faggot. No one said anything about doing all that stuff. But even still, saying a fag is normal because he has delusions of being able to get to Gensokyo is no where near normal.

Also, even though no one said anything about those things on your list, adventures, friends, solving incidents, or having sex are not in any way related to being NEET.

If I wanna be hikki in one room of hakurei jinja and never leave but fug some 2hus in my room whenever they come over doesn't make me suddenly not be NEET.

Look, kid, clearly you are autistic and don't understand the meaning of NEET, and I'm not the only one to say that so far.

See:
>>10606454
>>10606460
>>10606470

>>10606509
le jaypee culture

>>10606509
Touhou is shitty yet here you are on the Touhou board talking about Touhou.

Maybe you need to take a long, cold look in the mirror, and realize maybe the problems are with you and not with everyone else.

>>10606513
I came into this thread just to call you a moron, what's your excuse?

>>10606511
I used the word "truNEET", not "NEET".

Don't worry normalfag-kun, your NEET status is intact. I'm just saying you're an utter normalfag if you want to travel to Gensokyo to make friends.

By the way guys I'm moving to Spain next week. I hope I make lots of friends, get a job, and maybe find a boyfriend. But I'm totally not a normalfag because it's in a different place!

>>10606504

>ze

Not da ze

Confirmed for FalseMarisa.

Don't even care.

>>10606519
Pretty sure she canonically says ze alone at least once.

>>10606512

I'm not that tremendous faggot, but I love muh /jp/ culture, which is why he needs to be corrected.

>>10606519
yare yare daze

>>10606518

You deserved to be banned

>>10606513

>Touhou

What's Touhou?

>>10606532
Some pedoshit from Japan, sick stuff, those elevens are crazy.

>>10606532
I think it's an anime? ¯\(°_o)/¯

>>10606518

TruNEET simply means someone who is NEET but HAPPY about it rather than sad or embarrassed and wishing they could get a job or education.

>>10606518
So, I'm curious: do you not play video games or read visual novels or watch anime or do anything involving any sort of escapism where a character goes outside or talks to any other character?

>>10606538
I wonder if there are UberNEETs in Germany.

>>10606525

pix it or didn't happen faggot.

In any case it's a grammar thing which is why it HAS to be da ze.

Potentially become immortal, hear her thoughts on political matters, play with her hair. It's too perfect.

>>10606540
Yes but I don't want to do those things myself.

Think action movies. You don't REALLY want to be James Bond, because you would get shot and die.

>>10606544

>political matters

There is political matters in Gensokyo???

>>10606550
Have you not read SoPM?
Listening to stories about ruling her old country would be fine too.

>>10606543
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Cherry_Blossom/Story/Marisa%27s_Scenario#Stage_1
>しっかりしろ、この寒さで寝たら殺すぜ

Problem, ze?

>>10606548
I would love to get shot and die.

I've never been able to have a female friend. I always get attracted to them. I have no self-control.

>>10606548
I guess today's wish fulfillment animus aren't really for you then, huh?

>>10606554

Ok, so you got me, faggot-san. But that still doesn't mean Marisa isn't mai waifu.

>>10606562

It's pretty natural, which is why this thread is pretty fucking dumb.

>>10606570
You're waifu is a faggot.

Also she poops in the woods.

There's a big pile of her poop somewhere and it STINKS

Flandre

>>10606583

>You're waifu is a faggot.

Even if Marisa had a dick, I'd still want her as mai waifu.

I would befriend as many as possible!

>>10606562
It's easy when you think vagina is gross.

>>10606570
Yes it does.

Nah, but you realize she's your waifu whether you argue about it or not? So why bother argue with people?

>>10606592
Waifufags are like that, nothing new.

I want a game like The Sims or Harvest Moon or something where you play a neckbeard who has just arrived in Gensokyo and you have to befriend as many Touhous as possible.

Why would I need friends in Gensokyo, when I have plenty of friends in reality?
Stop being silly, /jp/.

>>10606591
>It's easy when you think vagina is gross.

Gay and unnatural.

Only if you are a girl is picture related.

>>10606606
Someone link to that "pussy portraits" picture.

>>10606606
I didn't say I was GAY, I just prefer men and have a distaste for vagina, but I'm not GAY.

>>10606632
Suck my cock, dude.

>>10606617

Trust me I know what you mean, but this is why you like lolis or 2D girls (which is what we are talking about) so you don't deal with that shit.

2D girls always have shaven, perfectly shaped, puffy vulva.

>>10606640
NOW LISTEN UP YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT.

I WONT SUCK YOUR COCK I AM A FUCKING MAN AND I AM NOT GAY. Fucking EVERY DAY the same shit. ''SUCK MY COCK DUDE'' I have a wife you piece of shit I AM AS STRAIGHT AS SPAGHETTI YOU HOMO SHITS. I go out with my friend to go bowling like a normal person I go with him to gaybars like a normal person and I KISS HIM GOODBYE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I AM JUST A STRAIGHT GUY I DO NOT SUCK DICKS YOU HEAR THAT ?! I also hang out with my friend LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. I LOVE HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON AND I FUCK HIM LIKE A STRAIGHT PERSON. MY WIFE ALSO FUCK ME IN THE ASS SOMETIMES LIKE THE STRAIGHT CHRISTIAN FAMILY WE ARE. Fucking FAGGOTS I WILL NOT SUCK YOUR DICK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM STRAIGHT I AM NOT GAY.

>>10606606
>>10606617
https://fuuka.warosu.org/data/jp/img/0103/25/1357514134556.jpg [NSFW]

>>10606604

Man, I liked Harvest Moon a lot. The farming.

>>10606649
Oh, I remember that one. Fucking outer space monsters.

>>10606649
I could go for some Arby's.

>>10606653
/jp/ had a Touhou x Harvest Moon project going but it died.

>>10606649

THIS is why I fap to 2D girls.

Kill every NEET.

>>10606669
I haven't been there in years but from what I remember the last thing I got was some curly fries, chicken strips, and fried cheese sticks.

>>10606672
Did the project make it past the thumbnail you have there?

I'd probably be good friends with Tenshi. We'd go around pulling pranks and shit

>>10606721
They actually got a whole picture done, and set up one of those standard community portal sites for the project and posted a few project is not dead posts. Then we never heard anything again for almost two years.

>>10606443
I think that's contingent on whether or not you have phat lewt.

Have you played with your hell raven today?

Patchouli.

>>10606478
This.

>>10606864
Don't forget being able to play with all the mini-suikas!

>>10606544
Why does her block say Kairo/Cairo/Chi-Rho?

I think yuuka would be a good friend. We both like teasing people and with her flower powers she could probably help me grow a lot of weed real quick so I would never have to go through scummy dealers ever again

>>10607261

But she would eat you, maybe.

>>10607261
I just smoke with my sister whenever she has any.

>>10607237
He would be pretty cool. I love antique stores, at least when they have decent stuff.

Patche, then we would eventually become lovers.

Lots of them.

Hinanawi Tenshi and Shameimaru Aya. Together we will troll the gensokyo.

I would obviously befriend the strongest touhou then we would begin our conquest of whooping the asses of every other touhou, specially your beloved waifu just so we can copulate on the pile of their bruised bodies.

>>10606525
Confirmed for never having heard Japanese people speak casually to one another.