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I like onee-sans and Meiling would be a sugoi onee-san

Would she have sex with me, though?

>>10572632
>A-anon! Siblings aren't allowed to do that!

>>10572622

NO

she didn't even protect her "little sisters" from getting invaded in EoSD

>>10572622
She has the best onee-san potential out of all touhous. Of course she'd be a great one.

>>10572718
It's because she's shitty at danmaku.
Play EoSD again.

Imouto is for entry level casuals. Onee-san is the real thing.

>>10572811

It's true.

>>10572726
I love that artist's style.

What about Mokou?

>>10572829

I love Oto-nee.

China would? Hahahaha, good one OP.

>>10572718
>Implying you could stop that crazy witch or the terrifying shrine maiden

>>10572878
Please do not misuse the quoting function.

Older sis, younger sis, mother, daughter, girlfriend, wife or best bro and partners in crime.
I don't care what our relationship is, I just want to be with Meiling.

>>10572892

As long as there's sex involved, right?

>>10572895
Please keep your sluttiness to yourself

>>10572902

Nothing wrong with having sex with Misuzu!

Is meiling one to enjoy the company of inexperienced young men?

>>10572909
Meiling likes to teach! Didn't you see >>10572726? You'll be a master in no time with Meiling's tutoring!

I want Meiling to teach me kung-fu

I think yoshika would be a good sister.
She wouldn't really know what's going on or what she's doing but she'd try her best and that's good enough.

>>10572952
And then you'd realize the cheerful onee-san you know is nothing but a façade and that she locks herself in her room writing emo poetry.

It doesn't even matter if you're her sibling, she'll act sisterly towards you.

>>10572964
You'd only have to cheer her up

>>10572972

I want to try her meat buns.

Absolutely.
She sure is sexy, though. That could be troubling for any younger siblings.

>>10572973
How can you cheer her up when you're the cause of her sorrow?

I like older sisters, even though I have an older sister I don't like.

I wish Meiling was my sister instead.

>>10573038

Does that mean you want to have sex with her?

>>10572981
I dunno, I guess Meiling would make pretty good meat buns.

>>10572987
Cook her a lot of food and talk to her while I comb her hair.

I guess she'd need help brushing her teeth and wearing pajamas too.

>>10573054
I bet they taste great.

God damn, look at her. I don't think I could bear her being my sister. I won't do incest, so...

I like to imagine she's a good big sister to Flan and goes along with all of her bullshit.

>>10573089
You would handle it. Siblings have absolutely no sexual urges towards each other.

>>10573105
But...but...look at her! How could I NOT be attracted, even as a brother?

>>10573089
>>10573113

Meiling is pretty and stunning!

I like your filenames, Anonymous.

>>10573113
Imagine if she lets you sleep in her bed if you got a nightmare.

I don't think I could control myself.

>>10573127
Even sleeping in a bed normally with her would be too much for me. Sorry Meiling!

>>10573127
But you'd ruin her trust in you and damage your relationship.
Also I imagine being slugged and tossed through the bedroom door would be painful.

>>10573113
You sound like my acquaintances, anon. I thought you were different...

>>10573041
I don't want to have sex with neither my sister nor Meiling.

I just think Meiling would be a kind and fun onee-san.

I think my sister is even less fond of me than I am of her, so it wouldn't make much difference if we were strangers instead of siblings.

>>10573124
I'm glad.

I'd let her be my Onee-san any day, she probably wouldn't want to though.
Maybe if I was still younger and cuter.

>>10573171
I think OP meant if you were of cute younger brother age.

>>10573171
Meiling is a youkai! She is hundreds of years old! You're cute and young to her!

>>10573143
No idea what you're talking about.

>>10573150

>I don't want to have sex with [...] Meiling

There's something wrong with you, Anonymous.

>>10573182
Then she'd probably agree.
I could never see her trying to train a bunch of sweaty, fat neckbeards.

What do they do with fatasses in Gensokyo?
There isn't much meat on them.

>>10573190
They all used to say the exact same thing about my sisters!!

I love the older sister concept, despite only having an imouto myself.
To be loved, protected and cared for--to have a female "knight in shining armor" who loves me-- is my dream.
I always fantasized about what it would be like to have a tough nee-san to beat up the bad guys for me...
She's beat 'em up and then we'd snuggle together.

>>10573200
If your sisters look like Meiling, I'm not surprised.

having a barely employable bum as your older sibling would be a huge pain

china butt

>>10573229
ur a barely employable bum and a huge pain

>>10573237

joke's on you, i'm completely unemployable

>>10573237
Don't remind me.

>>10573243
>>10573247
then don't talk shit about Meiling, homos. or i'm gonna kill you. and i already killed people before

>>10573252

>>10573252
But I WASN'T talking shit. I love Meiling!

You fools! Don't separate Meiling and Sakuya like that! They're both my onee-san!

This is a silly thread.

Meiling can't be your onee-san because she has duties and is loyal to her mistress.

But you can come by the Mansion every once in a while and chat with her at least.

>>10573288

And sex, maybe?

I wonder if you were her little brother, would she train you to guard the gate as well?

>>10573298

Why does it have to come to that every time?

Do /jp/ers do anything but masturbate, think about sex, and shitpost all the time?

>>10573301

She'd want a better life for you. She'd save her wages so that she could afford to send you to a proper school in the human village.

>>10573338
Why the heck do you have to insult me like that? Of course I do more than that! I also post pictures of Meiling!

I want to give her a hug.
I bet her hair smells nice.

>>10573338
Maybe if they took a kick to balls by Meilinf they would think differently

>>10573338

Just seems natural to want to have sex with beautiful girls.

>>10573363
this is an awful image

This amused me.

Meiling a cute. The typical stereotype of a silly and kind-heart girl.

>>10573368
But her dress is made of folded paper.

She would be a better sister than any of us deserve.

Meiling is one of those touhous I'd just like to hang out with all the time, even if it's just as friends.

>>10573263
What happens when you find out that your sisters are gay for each other?

>>10573789
I'll grab some popcorn.

>>10573370
Jokes on you, I'm a masochist. I'd love for meiling to beat the shit out of me

>>10573524
This. Though I wouldn't mind Meiling as a bodyguard.

i want a big sister who bullies me but still loves me deep down, but i can't decide if it should be meiling or yuugi

>>10573967
Yuugi will always try to push you beyond your limits. And try to give you alcohol poisoning.

>>10573977
Not him, but I like it when girls get me blind drunk, so that'd be awesome.

>>10573967
Why not both?

I have 3 older sisters....but they're still technically little sisters because I'm BIGGER than them. That's what you fetishfags don't understand. They still act subservient and babyish to me because they're bitches. Also I have a very hard time masturbating to them.

>>10574089
I'm bigger than my mother, but that does not make her my daughter.

>>10574089
>I have a very hard time masturbating to them.
But you still do it, right?

>>10574100
Not as "frequently" as you're suggesting. I've done less than a dozen times out of thousands of faps and it was mostly accidental.

>>10574089
>>10574114
I have two older sisters and I masturbate to the thought of them pretty frequently. Would fuck. I don't really understand people who say that there's no way anyone would be into brother-sister incest if they actually had a sister. Seems pretty projection-heavy to me. My sisters are the only living women on this earth that I would put my penis inside of.

>>10574232
>My sisters are the only living women on this earth that I would put my penis inside of.
You should tell her that.

>>10574114
>mostly accidental
keep making excuses, pervert. just remember, sisters are for hugging, not humping.

>>10573967
Yuugi, Meiling would dote over you after Yuugi beats the shit out of you.

I want to be the middle sibling of an older and younger sister.

>>10573214
This. I want a cool onee-san to protect me. I'm sure there's a word for this, I don't know what.

>>10572718
Actually she got her imoutos, who are actually her employers, some friends to play with.

>>10573967
I want a shy older sister with a sadistic streak she tries to hide.

>Meiling thread
Yes
This pleases me greatly

>>10574232

Do they have nice tits?

I want Meiling to teach me how to please a woman in bed.

>>10574232

You probably love your sisters more than I do. I like incest in 2D but it doesn't really do anything for me when real people are involved.

For some reason, I feel like Yamame would make a good onee-sama.

Were you talking shit about her little brother?

>>10574232
westermarck effect dude

Older sisters seem cool. If I had one I'd want a tough and cool one. Nice and caring, but competitive as well.

meirin is best dragon

>>10577049
I grew up with my big sisters always being around me. It doesn't apply to me, I guess.

>>10577049
I trust Freud more than Westermarck.