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what /jp/ think about yanderes?
do you like them?

>> No.10566151

I think it's a lame concept, I do not like it.

>> No.10566154

I really wish I could have a yandere of my own. They're so cute and perfect. We could pretty really clingy, possessive, and jealous of one another 24/7!!!

>> No.10566161

Yandere > Tsundere

>> No.10566163

They're the best.

>> No.10566165
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I like them, but only in 2D.
Real girls are disgusting, no matter the flavour.

>> No.10566172

Poor sung wang, I bet he was too lonely and wrote it to himself

>> No.10566181

>>10566172

Then who was the bitch? Who was she? Tell me.

>> No.10566210

>>10566181

I'm curious too.

>> No.10566211

I don't like them, but do like me. Meh.

Captcha: vaticums scaffold

>> No.10566225 [DELETED] 

inb4 200 posts from white highschool kids about how they have yandere qt's (chubby not fat) lusting after them

>> No.10566298

>>10566144
>>>/a/

please get out

>> No.10566300

>>10566144
haha that dude's got a yandere of his own i think im gonna start posting on s/a/nta threads from now on *wags tail in anticipation for xmas*

>> No.10566333

my boyfriend is yandere as hell

>> No.10566342

I love yandere

>> No.10566378

I'm not yandere, but I am very clingy.

>> No.10566384

I prefer self-destructive yanderes rather than murderous ones, but they are nice anyway

>> No.10566413

>>10566384
>I prefer self-destructive yanderes
I've never saw one
how it works? she see you with someone and then kill herself?

>> No.10566433

holy SHIT that guy is one lucky /a/non...

>> No.10566442

>>10566413
No. She is super clingy and submissive to you to the point of masochism

>> No.10566446

>>10566442
So the concept of yandere outside of /jp/ has devolved to the point people not even know what a yandere is? Why am I not impressed?

>> No.10566450

I'm hungry.

>> No.10566452

>>10566446
Chill out sperglord, it's just a word. I call it yandere because it's the closest term that describes it.

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delete this thread

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>>10566452
>having this much autism

>> No.10566461 [DELETED] 

>>10566450
What to do when your 8-year old nephew comes to visit? Make pizza, of course! Well, not of course, actually. I didn’t think of it until we exhausted Sorry, Monopoly, and gin rummy. But it did turn out to be a brilliant idea as dad had just received a baking stone for Christmas, and my nephew Austin loves pizza. I told him if he helped me make it and didn’t make too many faces I would put him on my website and he would be famous. That seemed to get his attention. He thought the dough was “slimy and gross” but he loved picking his own toppings, and the finished product was “awesome”.

>> No.10566476

>>10566450
What to do when your 8-year old nephew comes to visit? Make pizza, of course! Well, not of course, actually. I didn’t think of it until we exhausted Sorry, Monopoly, and gin rummy. But it did turn out to be a brilliant idea as dad had just received a baking stone for Christmas, and my nephew Kate loves pizza. I told her if she helped me make it and didn’t make too many faces I would put her on my website and she would be famous. That seemed to get her attention. She thought the dough was “slimy and gross” but she loved picking her own toppings, and the finished product was “awesome”.

>> No.10566491
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Yandere arouses me.

>> No.10566494

>>10566476
I make pizza a lot, but I buy the crust mix at the store.
This would probably taste a lot better though! I use canned pineapple (drained) and red pepper strips(don’t buy the Vlassic brand, they are terrible) and I keep turkey pepperoni on hand.

>> No.10566497

what's s/a/nta?

>> No.10566501

>>10566476
I’ve made homemade pizza for a long time: it’s a staple in our household.

I don’t have a baking stone to bake it on, but after a fair amount of experimentation, I came up with a simple but good technique for making crusty pizza in a standard pizza pan.

I roll out the pizza into a circle, place it in the pan, and make a nice edging (just fold it over neatly). Then I rub it with a small amount of olive oil and prick it with a fork, then bake the crust by itself for about 5 minutes. I take it out, top it, and then bake it for 8-10 minutes longer.

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>>10566476

>my nephew Kate

>> No.10566515

>>10566501
We make pizza at home all the time and just love it! I definitely recommend using bread flour and a pizza stone for the best results. Also, we’ve had problems using cornmeal on our peel. Sometimes it doesn’t keep the pizza from sticking very well, and it usually burns in the hot oven. Instead, we use a sheet of parchment paper. It always slides right off the peel with no problems!

>> No.10566520

del

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>>10566461
>>10566476
>>10566501
>>10566515
I love pizza too! My favourite is peperoni with cheese! It's the best!

>> No.10566543

>>10566530
My favorite is three cheese pizza. I used to like VLC pizza but then I was shown the error of my ways.

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>>10566530

>> No.10566579

>>10566552
fuck i can't tell if kate is your niece or nephew

>> No.10566597
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10566597

Yandere? Is this 2004? Yandere is an old and overdone concept.

This thread is now about phimosis dicks.

>> No.10566598

>>10566300
can i pull your tail?

>> No.10566605

>>10566598
i will let you if let me bite your ears

>> No.10566608

>>10566598
That spot is a no-no! You can't touch it. Sorry! I can let you touch other places, though. If you're interested...

>> No.10566629

>>10566608

Are you male or female?

>> No.10566642

>>10566629
I'm a boy, by the way.

>> No.10566668

>>10566642

I'll play with your paws then. It will remind me of of how my old dog liked to hand me its paw for no reason.

>> No.10566672

>>10566668
it put its paw in shit, and then made you touch it you fucking dumbass lmao

>> No.10566684
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>>10566668
I don't have paws and I'm not a dog!!

>> No.10566685

>>10566672

I wouldn't know better, I was a kid.

>> No.10566728

I want a yandere boyfriend really badly. I don't even have daddy issues, I just find that sort of thing really cute and loving.

>> No.10566767

>>10566728
I gotta get this out of the way before some asshole replys to you

>(Btw I'm a girl)

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>>10566767
>>10566767
>>10566767
I'd be a yandere for you gurl.

>> No.10566796

>>10566767
so yandere

>> No.10566825

>>10566767
>girl
>not "gril"
Apply yourself

>> No.10566830

>>10566728
IT would be easier if you were attractive.

>> No.10566827
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>>10566830
that's harsh bro

>> No.10566851

"Yandere" girls are usually ugly so I think "Yandere" guys would be fat and hideous.(Or at least be really insecure with a small dick)

>> No.10566854

>>10566728
> btw i'm a boy-b-q

>> No.10566856
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>>10566830
Y-Yeah, Anon, you're right. After all, if I were attractive I wouldn't be here.
Please stop bullying, it causes suicide :(

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>>10566851
>WOOOOOAAAAHHAHHHAHHOOOAHAHHHAO

>> No.10566858

I want a yandere gf, Goddman.

>> No.10566867
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>>10566856
Dont hurt yourself. I LOVE YOU FOREVA!

>> No.10566912

I want a yandere girl so we can both be obsessive, violent, and clingy

>> No.10566956
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>>10566856
I'd still do it, if I thought they were an interesting enough person to fall in love with. Unfortunately, I'm trying to keep at least enough sanity not to go that route with my romances.

>> No.10566965

>>10566851
I, for one, am very attractive.

>> No.10566983

>>10566851
I'm insecure, but I think I'm average on most physical aspects.

>> No.10567009

>>10566965
Hey tiny dick

>> No.10567032

Someone wrote that and then took a picture of it.

>> No.10567074

I didn't realize /jp/ became this normal. Time flies.

>> No.10567107
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>>10566830
I lolled out loud in real life.

>> No.10567127

>>10567032
>Someone wrote that and then took a picture of it.
You don't know that.
It could be a really well done photoshop.
Or a really, really well done MSPaint.

>> No.10567130

>>10566172
I'm Sung and I got this letter through /a/'s SS letter exchange. The bitch is my waifu.

>> No.10567141

>>10567009
*whips out dick*

suck on this, Dude

>> No.10567153

>>10567130
And other people keep reposting that image, I hope the poor girl that sent the letter doesn't get scared.

>> No.10567149

>>10566597
>Yandere is an old
And so are most archetypes. Your point?

>and overdone concept.
Are you kidding me faggot? Dandere, tsundere, kuudere, and many others are much more popular; if we're missing something it's yandere.

>> No.10567199

>>10567130
REMOVE KIMCHI FROM THE PREMISES

>> No.10567216

>>10567130
Tell us more. Is she pretty?

>> No.10567229

>>10567216
How should I know, I've never met or seen her. I just got a nice letter from her. Unless you're talking about my waifu?

>> No.10567240

>>10567130
Sung how handsome are you? How big is your penis?

>> No.10567253

>>10567240
Just an ugly short Korean. That should answer both your questions.

>> No.10567263

>"I couldn't help but notice how similar are our taste in anime, manga..."
I was going to read the whole thing but I had to stop there.

>> No.10567283

>>10567253
Corean can't be ugly, for he is progeny of heaven ^___^

>> No.10567355

>>10567283
If only

>> No.10567642

>>10567253
We can play pretend.

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wwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.10567732

>>10567642
>>>/a/

>> No.10569459

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZWvcThsPEg

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>>10566144
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>> No.10576669 [DELETED] 

In reality the quicker a girl gets attached to a person the quicker she will discard them.

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