/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reported. Anzu isn't even a NEET.

great

I want to watch something scary but I'm afraid I'll end up too scared.

Thank you for making the thread. I have a funny story, well at least it's funny to me, happened earlier this morning.

I had to go to the store just to get some soups and snacks, It's not too far from the house but I did take my parents car.

It was easy and pretty calm early in the morning. The store wasn't crowded and it was a pretty quick trip. As I was leaving the store and turning onto the road this SUV pulled in front of me, blocking my exit, and just stopped.

I noticed like four black guys in the car, all the windows rolled down, blasting some gangster rap or something. One of them in the front passenger seat leaned out the window, yelled something I couldn't understand, and then did a bunch of gang signs in front of me.

I don't know how my face looked but I was a bit amused. These guys are trying to show off their gang to a single white guy. The guys in the back leaned out as well flashing signs and yelling shit, eventually they drove off.

I thought it was odd but funny

Please don't post images of that falseNEET.

I wanted to go outside for a walk, but I just couldn't do it. It's hot and there were people outside.

>>10557514

>>10557545
It's okay if you end up too scared!
You can just watch something cute and happy afterwards.

It's going ok. I went outside to take care of the dogs and a bird pooped on me.

>>10557578

Isn't that meant to be lucky?

>>10557578
That's what you get for going outside.

I'm going to 5 Guys soon with my father and a couple other family members. Should be good, I just want to stuff my face with tons cajun fries and peanuts. At least I don't have to sit here all night. I wish it war warm enough to spend the rest of the night outside next to the fire pit in my backyard. Those better days are coming.

>>10557551
They feel good for acting like that for some reason. As long as they don't put a bullet through your head, we just have to let them be.
I'd probably react the same way you did.

smelly neet pussy

its gonna be ok right /jp/?
tell me its gonna be ok

Finally sat down and starting playing that touhou mod for diablo, it's fun.

My knee started hurting 2 weeks ago then my back then my hip an now today my ankle started hurting

am i dying?

>>10557705
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8hfK3RQs2g

Mom leaves a newspaper in the kitchen with a part of a "Dear Abby" article highlighted. There was also a note that said "Anon- Please Read."

It said something along the lines of "Your daughter doesn't go to school or work? She just plays games all day and sleeps? Is she on drugs? Deeply depressed? That's just not normal. She needs to seek psychiatric help IMMEDIATELY!"

What is this nonsense? Seriously. Just because I don't want to work or have no motivation to go to school doesn't mean I need to see a psychiatrist.

anzu a cute.

a. cute.

>>10557708
smelly falseNEET pussy

>>10557693
no, u dont know what real pain is
i feel dead alive

>>10557705
My mother once went through a phase of telling me how weird and fucked up I am but she hasn't bothered me about it in forever and I never was forced to go to a psychiatrist. I wonder if I one day will be forced to by my parents. Chances are probably pretty low though because they're the type to completely deny a problem exists until it's so in their face they can't ignore it anymore and then they panic.

>>10557693
Constant bodily aches and pains are a perfectly normal part of the sedentary lifestyle.

>>10557514

It sort of does.

I woke up early today, ate some new cereal for breakfast that I wanted to try out, Honey Nut Toasted Oats its called. It was good, and I watched some animu while I ate it. I only stayed up for about an hour though and went back to bed for another hour, then woke up and then had to eat again. I had a chocolate banana smoothie with a sausage egg and cheese croissant, which filled me up quite a bit more. Again I only stayed up for like an hour though before going back to bed for another 4 hours. I felt much more rested after I got up from that. Energetic enough to browse /jp/ and make myself more food. Then I just lied in bed all day with my computer screen beside me and now here I am. I've accomplished nothing today but I took it very easy.

i like reading the posts here but i feel bad because i don't know how to respond to any of them

>>10557690

its gonna be ok

>>10557730
> I've accomplished nothing today but I took it very easy.
And that's all that matters.

>>10557733
all we ask is you just dont bully. we need to silently look out for each other.

>>10557741

i would never bully

>>10557733
Just respond if you got something to say, it's that simple. We don't bite.

>>10557559

i like your posts. they are very random

>>10557572
I hope that will work, can anyone recommend anything for me?

>>10557724
What I don't understand, out of all of this, is that she'll get on my case about being on the computer all the time. However, she will literally just watch tv, the same reruns over and over again, and smoke and drink all day.

And I'm the one who has autism.

>>10557724
sounds familiar
physical problems on my side
they dont wanna let me go

Kind of a slow weekend this time but I'm not complaining. I ended up doing a few things today but not most of the stuff that I wanted to do thanks to distractions.

>>10557731
>>10557741
le fake neet whore face

>>10557749

i just don't know what to say to some of these posts and it hurts me

To the anons from yesterday's thread that were going to play Wakfu, which server are you playing in? And is the game any good?

>>10557753
I usually just change to some cartoons channel and suddenly everything's just fine.

>>10557755
Yeah, that pisses me off greatly. My parents can literally watch shitty tv shows all day long. At least I do something interesting on the internet.

>>10557767
Ah, you just reminded me I wanted to clean my room today.

It's almost midnight now so I will have to do it tomorrow. I hope I don't forget again!

I said I'd study japanese during the weekend but instead all I did was smoke weed and watch AKB48 vids on youtube.

>>10557783
nice /v/rah

>>10557783

I meant to do my reps last night after buying energy drinks and just fell asleep when I got back home.

>>10557773
I think someone said they were playing on the Remington server.

>>10557779
That's funny anon. Cleaning my room was on my list for today as well. Maybe I can do it tomorrow or otherwise Monday.

It's not like I have to go anywhere any time soon anyway ;_;

>>10557812
Thanks anon.

Last night my dad told me I'm going to get a driving permit soon even though I'll never drive to get a photo ID. I'm so happy, I won't have to go around basically holding my parents hand everywhere I go because I don't have a piece of plastic with my ugly face and age on it to show.

why are j-list so retarded
i see their ads that say "epic parody onaholes for otakus"
what the fug

>>10557899
I hate Peter so fucking much. I want to kill that motherfucker.

>>10557913
Who is Peter?

I watched Batman Begins on TV. I never saw it before.
Why didn't batman just turn off the microwave thing instead of blowing up the monorail? Also a microwave emitter would instantly kill anything living near it because everything has water in it.

>>10557925
peter payne is the faggot owning j-shit.

>>10557898
I'm going through this just in order to get me a bank account for my benefits to go into and I can import things without having to get my parents to do it for me. I'm refused because my bank needs two forms of ID, just my birth certificate won't do. ._.

Do you ever watch a movie or a TV show and in the opening credits it says something like
>SCREENPLAY by SHLOMO GOLDBERG
or
>Director: David Rubenstein
and at that point you either stop watching, or just tune out while watching it?

I wish they'd at least use a pseudonym or something. Then I could think about the creation, not the creators or their motives and how it may have influenced them.

>>10557948
Doesn't it say on a birth certificate: You cannot use this as a means of identification?

And yet banks and to get a passport you need it?

What's up with that?

>>10557948
I tried to get a just a photo ID over the Summer but the DMV requires an arm and a leg to get one and every time I went down it seems like they made up new rules which pissed me off. I do not have a bank account just so I can buy things from other places online without a gift card and maybe if I ever get on some payment program because I'm never getting a job. There's a lot of music I want to buy online mostly but it'a all locked out from me since it isn't on Amazon, the only place I can currently buy anything from.

>>10557948

I got one last year. This fat guy put my birthday date as the end of the world date and I didn't know until I tried signing up for a bank account.

>>10557989
I meant *but I want a bank account shit I hate when I leave things out like that, gotta pay attention to my typing.

>>10557966
During the election one of the ads for a senator was a Jew with super Jew name. He lost

>>10557948
>>10557989
Your parents never opened you an account? Strange.

>>10558000
Not that I know of.

what two forms of ID do people usually use? Is social security number one of them? I have no idea what other I would use since apparently they don't want you to use a birth certificate

>>10558004
Jews never lose.

that reminds me I still have to do that tax return shit. Luckily I can do it all digital but I don't know jack shit about this.

>>10558092
>pays taxes

get a load of this slave to the government

>>10558104
Not paying. I get some money back from the government. And I have to do this.

>>10558092
Get out, EET.

>>10558137
What? That's how my country works you have to do this shit even when you are a NEET and getting autism money.

>>10558137
In the land of freedom, you have to pay tax on all income, including disability/unemployment/misc welfare.

>>10558161
That seems sort of counter productive.

About to finish my web-based dating sim project. Demo here: http://woabou.eu/g/ In the demo you play as Stallman, but I plan on adding an interface where anyone can create their own characters.

I can't draw though, would someone be interested in making some drawings? I don't mind paying, I only have $300 though.

>>10558201
A shame we don't have an OC thread up at the moment.

We had one and it had quite a few VN and /g/-esque projects for some reason, but it was deleted because sparky is a ban evading transsexual faggot (global rule 93).

>>10558209
I have no idea where to look for decent artists.

I have servers and I can program pretty much anything, but it is really hard to find people who are interested and want to work in a project.

I might look in DeviantArt I guess

>>10558231
http://gplus [.] to/fiohnel
http://raide.deviantart.com/
This guy did the art for Katawa Shoujo, Analogue: A Hate Story, and a bunch of other OELVNs. He's a good artist but he's also kind of a dick.

https://studiomugenjohncel.wordpress.com/
This guy is fat and smuggles onions. Best OELVN artist/programmer/writer/musician out there.

>>10558201
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
E/G/IN WIN /G/RO

I played counter strike today after a few years. Being in my perpetual drowsy state made me make some shitty decisions but I was surprised at how well my aim and reaction time was. Somewhere along my life I got good at first person shooters.

>>10558250
I don't think they will be interested in working with me.

I prefer to find someone who is an amateur and wants to do this for fun.

>>10558290
I have a hypothesis that if you play CS long/often enough, your reactions will quicken and you will at the very least be decent at most FPS games.

>>10558319
Raide worked with Christine Love for a shitty entry to the OELVN equivalent of NaNoWriMo that got about four serious entries. It was a free release so I don't know if he got paid or did it for fun.

It might be worthwhile asking random DeviantART people though. Some can draw pretty well but are also 14 and therefore stupid enough to work for free.

Do any of you just click on the public pasts being posted on pastebin? I run into some weird shit sometimes http://pastebin.com/NJf9yX3b

I'm watching Ghost Hunt while waiting for Katahane to download.

It's a nice show.

>>10558423
man I sure would like to finish Katahane.

>>10558423
The episode with the doll and the one with the labyrinth are kinda creepy.
Too bad there isn't a second season.

my boyfriend is probably mad at me, he hasn't spoken to me in 2 days over msn

I just got motivation to work on my super secret project and practice the skills required to accomplish said project.

But I am always confronted with obstacles and I must practice very diligently; lest I plateau and get into the habit of mediocrity.

>>10558505
Do you know why? Communication is important in a relationship.

Is it possible to be a NEET if I'm taking piano lessons?

>>10558551

yes

>>10558551

no

How often do you guys shower?

I shower every three to four days.

>>10558551
yes

>>10558551
Are you doing it for the purpose of subsequently earning a living as a pianist or piano teacher?

>>10558594
I'm doing it because I want to play my favorite Touhou songs!

>>10558526
i dont know why, he's probably reading this though

>>10558615
An old lady my dad knows is giving them to me for free.

>>10558607
How do you afford piano lessons? I try to play piano but I'm awful at it, but lessons are so expensive.

>>10558607
In that case, I think it's consistent with being a NEET.

>>10558607

I did that too, but with violin.

Keep at it!

>>10558619
I'm envious. I feel like I'll never be good learning by myself.

>>10558629
Sure you will. As long as you have a piano I think you'll be good at it no matter what. Just make sure you practice a lot!

>>10558629
I tried learning it by myself but all I can do is improvise.

Any NEETs wanna talk on Omegle?

tag: /jp/

Can anyone reccomend a nice tablet to draw with? I haven't had one in a long time but I want to draw touhous

I want to learn how to play drums but I don't have any money to buy a drum kit ;_;
I guess I'll have to stick to a drumpad.

>>10558651P
Learn the basics about playing the piano. Find some sheet music. If there's something on it you don't understand look it up. And then keep practicing. I don't know how reliable my advice is so take it with a grain of salt.

>>10558385
>Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
>adblock
ohhohohoho

>>10558654

>Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fuck you

>>10558688
Uh whoops, ignore that P.

>>10558385
A few months ago we had a fun thread where we all did this.

>>10558385
I like to do that too.

>>10558654
Well that will teach me to try and talk to anons

I just had a prozac pill, and maybe later I'll watch some Arino GCCX.

I was typing away and I felt a little tickle on my arm. I let it go for a minute cause it wasn't anything serious and I finally decided to see what was tickling me

A SPIDER A HUGE ONE ON MY GOD DAMN ARM CLIMBING TOWARDS MY FACE

I didn't even think, I took my other hand and killed it.. but it got all over my arm and I feel disgusting and violated

is this what rape feels like?

Do other boards have condensed blog threads like ours?

It seems to help keep it contained, so I'm wondering if say, /co/ or /sci/ have threads like this.

>>10558722

Every board has their version of blog threads. /a/ has their nostalgia toonami threads. /sci/ has their school threads./x/ has their scary stories when I was a kid threads. /pol/ has their whatever threads.

>>10558729

/pol/ has unemployment threads

>>10558718

I hate spiders period.

Watched some Gundams, bought some trading cards (didn't pull anything particularly amazing) and ate some yummy food.

Just finished up a good chink of coursework and eating some Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.

>>10558729
/mu/ has feel threads.

I had mail today that wasn't junk or bills. I was super excited, my nephew sent me a thank you for the birthday money I gave him. I know it was probably his mom that wrote it for him but it's comforting to know that they at least took the time to bs a thank you note.

>>10558738
Oh, I love getting real mail. I never do get it, though.

I got a text message today.
I was actually pretty excited, but it turned out that it was just an automated message from the phone company saying that I didn't pay my bill and my service was now off.
I'm not sure I'll turn it back on.

>>10558654
>Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
;__;

>>10558757
Try now

>>10558757
why do you hate cheerleaders

Got all of my homework done, just finished my full work day and getting ready for an evening drinking

>>10558777
Are you suuuuure you're a Neet?

>That bad emotional stimulation when virgin and don't know what it feels like to fuck someone.

Guess I'll just go masturbate again. But just how long, how long will it be until I experience bad emotional stimulation from this thought again? 1 hour? 2 hours? 30 minutes?

Deliver me from hell.

>>10558777
>>10558788
he must be. I mean why else would he post in a neet thread?

>>10558746
I'd send you mail.
Even if it's just an email I would still send you a thoughtful letter every once in a while

>>10558791
I know that feel except for i wnat to be the one getting fucked

I aslo wish i had a vagina

>feelio when I will never experience the pleasure of having a guy ejaculate in my vagina

>>10557693
My cheap-ass desk chair broke and messed up my back yesterday. If I try to sit up or get out of bed I feel like the muscles in my back are being ripped apart.
But if I just lay down it doesn't hurt, so I've been in bed watching Girls und Panzer and Ro-kyu-Bu.Hinata's so cute!
(Sorry for the blog post.)

>>10558799

gross

>>10558799
>>>feelio when I will never experience the pleasure of having a guy ejaculate in my vagina

This is a new feel for me...

>>10558805
I wish I could be there to help with your back.

>>10558800
T-that's really kind, anon.

>>10558805
I would massage your back in a non-sexual way.
Just stay in bed until you get better, and don't overexert yourself.

>>10557680
dude, a 5 guys just opened a few blocks down from me. I've been wanting to go but it's always just so busy.

anybody here has a pet?

>>10558844
I have a dog.

I messed up my back digging some crap out of my storage closet. It hurts so much I can't even take it easy.

>>10558844
two guinea pigs

>>10558844
puppy

>>10558844
I do. He knocks everything over and makes a mess.
I rescued him from the streets.

>>10558844
I have a doggy, he always comes to my room begging for scraps. He's too cute to refuse. I let him lick my soup bowls when I'm done.

>>10558861
rip in pieve ;____;

I don't want to go to any gay parties.

>>10558844
Not anymore...

>>10558857
Someone threw the litter out of the window of their car outside of my house. I raised them and kept one.

I'm so lonely, no one ever even talks to me online, no one replies, no one likes me. I know they don't like me or care about me, it's impossible to do so. The more I talk to people on imageboards the more distant I feel from them and the more it screams "they're not your friends and you can't ever keep them".

Why can't I just clone myself? I just want another me, that's all.

>>10558844

20 cats and 3 kids.

Shit because I don't know what happened to one of the people I actually talk to. Starting to think they offed themselves for whatever reason.

>>10558857
>>10558863
i afucking HATE cats kill oyure selves NOW

>>10558858
>tfw your doggy dies
Luke I will never forget you.
;_;

>>10558863

What's wrong with their eyes?

Use cryptocat instead

>>10558874
People you talk to online aren't your friends.

>>10558874

Would you even want to be friends with yourself?

>>10558874
Wow, you have goats? Cool.

Are you going to get milk or cheese from them? Or are none of them even girls.

>>10558863
They look so happy for something that was abandoned out the window of a car.

>>10558874
>I'm so linely
>20 cats and 3 kids

>>10558877
Eye infections. Pretty common with kittens, especially stray ones.

>>10558874
Holy shit, get the fuck out.

>>>/r9k/

Your kind is not welcome here.

>>10558874
Please go die in a fire.

>>10558874
There's a whole board filled with people just like you.

>>>/soc/

>>10558881

I know.

>>10558884

Goats?

>>10558886

Jokes. I only have an overweight beagle and some fish.

>>10558891
>>10558894
>>10558901


Atleast you replied, thank you. It honestly makes me feel better when /jp/ responds, even if I do think all three of you are actually just one person.

Does anyone else just masturbate way too much?

Like 2-3 times a day?

>>10558906


...that's a lot?

Oh dear.

>>10558906

More than 2-3 times a day, just 3 times a day is a bad day for me.

>>10558905
>even if I do think all three of you are actually just one person.
no only two of those were me

>>10558844
I have a dog and a cat. My dog is much older and smells so bad sometimes that I don't want to be in the same room with him. He can't do much either, it's pretty sad to see. My cat on the other hand is a 3 year old Calico named Cali. She is the coolest cat ever.

>>10558906
I go in cycles. Some weeks I don't fap at all. Other times I'll go 12+ in two days.

>>10558882

Yes I would actually. Why wouldn't you?

>>10558906
I masturbate 1-3 times a week.

>>10558906
>[] >>10558913 >>10558915
>Does anyone else jus9t masturbate
>>10558905
>>10558901
Please go d(ie in a fire.>>10557514
nothign going on

>>10558906
I hardly ever bother anymore because it barely even seems enjoyable

>>10558906
I maturbat a couple times a week at most usually.

>>10558931
This

>>10558932
Someone's fucked up. So what did you take anon?

>>10558932

Dear god what is happening to you? Are you okay?

>>10558874
>I'm so lonely, no one ever even talks to me online, no one replies, no one likes me. I know they don't like me or care about me, it's impossible to do so. The more I talk to people on imageboards the more distant I feel from them and the more it screams "they're not your friends and you can't ever keep them".

>Why can't I just clone myself? I just want another me, that's all.

I've felt the same way. but then I remember I'd be a rather bad friend

>>10558931
>>10558906
this basically

>>10558932

>>10558928
My granny has a Calico, Cookie is so fat though. I like to pick her up and hold her. She'll squirm for a bit but get tired and just accept her fate. It's so funny.

>>10558906

I should double the amount when I get my onaholes.

>>10558871
I'm sorry you feel that way. I'll consider it later.

>>10558960
What did your neighbour shoot him with?

>>10558844
I used to have a cat, he was nearly blind and had tons of problems. I called him Hannibal because he hissed at everyone but me. He lived for a long time and then died when a neighbor shot him.

I miss hannibal.

I hang out with a nice girl which had normally nothing in common with me today..
Surprisingly it was kinda fun and I progressively lost my akwardness ..

Needless to say I fap furiously when I came back home..

>>10558964
his semen ROPFLMAO

>>10558964
*at

>>10558967

How'd you meet a girl?

>>10558967
#slaytheherterosexual

>>10558964
It was a neighbor kid who got his .22 rifle from his redneck dad. He shot hannibal in the head and killed him. My parents told me they didn't know who shot him but I knew.
The kid got arrested a few years later for burglary. I hope he's okay and not in prison for something else.

>>10558932
Go home, Anon. You're fucked up.

>>10558976
It's not cool to just shoot other people's pets. I think my dad did that a lot growing up though.

>>10558976
I hope he got raped.

>>10558979
that's not nice

>>10558982
Oh come on why did his posts get deleted, I wanted to see what other silly, drugged up posts he was going to make.

she is a friend of an ex-room mate (when I was in college)... She got my facebook and we kinda talk sometime.. we got kinda well along... I kinda think she totally noticed that half autist irl and consider me probably as an IRL joke.. I dunno if I got trolled IRL or not.. but had fun anyway... so it was a good day

>>10558972
forgot the quote

>>10558997
>>>/r9k/
>>>/v/
>>>/a/
>>>/b/

Please leave.

>>10558984
Shooting a cat isn't nice

>>10558874
I have one friend. We talk on the phone about once a week. I'm hoping to get more, maybe.

>>10558755
I always get so excited even though I know every time it's going to be just that and I have no one that would want to text me.

>>10558385
I'm gonna be doing that the rest of the night, this is pretty interesting.

>>10559042

I have a friend that calls once a week, but I wish he didn't. We have nothing interesting to talk about. He started playing Dark Souls because I recommended it and I thought "Oh, maybe we'll have something to talk about now". That was well over a year ago, and he's still only half-way through the game. I was completely finished months ago and have moved onto other games, but now that's all he wants to talk about.

I wanna go back to having 0 friends.

>>10558989
Seriously. I always miss the good shit. What was he rambling about?

>>10559306
I don't know, he was just really fucked up on something and couldn't type anything right. That's the only thing you missed though. I'm digging through random stuff on pastebin too like someone mentioned up there, I found some really interesting stuff.

Within 48 hours I'll lose contact with the last couple of internet friends I've had. This will be the first time I've never had either rl friends or internet friends.

I'm looking forward to fitting in with the pity party.

>>10559334

I will be your interim friend until you find someone else.

>>10559334
I have barely anyone to talk to even online anymore either, I'm close to being completely alone everywhere now. I'm always open to talking to new people online though to be friends even if it's for a short time.

>>10559306
Here, I didn't close the thread:

>>10558906
>[] >>10558913 >>10558915
>Does anyone else jus9t masturbate
>>10558905
>>10558901
Please go d(ie in a fire.>>10557514 (OP)
nothign going on

I've noticed lately that people pity my life more than I do

I'm tired of my mom telling me that I'm not "living" and bragging about how much of a slut she was when she was my age.

just walked out of the grocery. had a pretty decent outfit on, a slim, fitting white tee, fitting jeans, and a beanie on. forgot my watch and necklace but still looking good.

the woman at the register wad pretty cute. she paid full attention to the dude in font of me, who looked a little odd. he bought a lot if sodas too, it was just an awkward aura around him, not to judge im sure he was a nice guy but she still wrang him up w a smile.

then i get up and i look her in the eyes, smile and greet her. she kind of mumbles hi then scans my item and pays no mind at all writing something in a pad for work while i pay with my card. she gets the recipt and hands it me not really paying much attention and mumbles "you saved murphasmurph". doesnt even glance at me looking thouroughly bored that she had to even deal with me.

it just shoots my confidence down. it really just cements my preference to juat stay home all day and never go out.

sorry for the blog. it just makes me melancholy.

>>10559306
>>10559369

Did we just get invaded by Gaia?

We have something called archives and 4chanX.

>>10557514
The same as any other weekend. I'm on the computer on 4chan.

>>10559377

You don't sound like a person I'd be nice to, either.

I want to steal from my parents liquor cabinet again tonight but my sister is sitting on the couch right between the hallway and the living room. She knows I have drinking problems and if she sees me lugging a bottle to my room she'll tell me to stop. Please advice.

I had to format one of my little brother's friend computer.

I formatted, installed the drivers and everything, and then he plugged the display in the wrong port and he couldn't play Minecraft because it said ``no video card detected''.

The family thinks I stole his graphics card, my little brother blamed me and now there is a mess because they think I stole a cheap video card.

I tried to explain them that they plugged it in the wrong port but they don't believe me.

Holy shit /jp/ is not your blog, people.

Fuck off.

>>10559406
Please care about me

>>10559393

Yeast and juice turns to alcohol very quickly.

>>10559403

They are plugging the cord into the graphics card aren't they? Despite that what stops them from just checking to see if the graphics card is in there?

>>10559414

I care about you.

installed ubuntu and stripped it, wanted to change the splash screen but then got rid of the default one without replacing it, kind of gambling that it'd JUST WERK but no that turned into a bunch of unfixable fuck so I installed chakra linux, raged at pacman package manager and then installed lubuntu because it was quick and I stopped giving a fuck.

>>10559403
>no video card detected
If they were plugging into the wrong port, they would get a no input error instead because the BIOS disables the onboard video when you plug in a video card.

You most likely did take the card.

>>10559385
oh. thats too bad. im sorry, i dont know you so i dont hate you or anything.

oh well.
hope you have a good day.

>>10559419
>>10559414

Lately I've been contemplating killing myself.

Not because I'm sad or anything, just because I want

>>10559426

Typically linux experiences are like this until you really get the hang of what you're doing. You might end up liking it.

Just find a DE/WM, themes, fonts, and package manager you like. Typically you can just copy people's screenfetch info on the desktub threads on /g/. Not sure why you raged at pacman though.

>>10559439

This will be a thing of the past, eventually all processors integrated graphic's will work in tandem with your graphics card like some of the AMD APU's do now.

>>10559453
yeah, I wanted absolute control of everything but it's kind of hard and I like debian stuff now so getting gentoo would be a pain.

Going to install muon after this but that's how I managed to break it last time. Maybe I should just do ubuntu again and not be a wreckless faggot.

At least I saved lucky star from the hard drive I only just started watching that.

Does anyone else feel like a background character on their own life?

I feel like I'm supposed to be an NPC or something watching main characters live their lives.

>>10559464
I actually want to move to Ubuntu and use it as my main OS and know how to use Windows programs in it but there's just one problem and it has to do with the sound. The sound quality is much different on Ubuntu than it is in Windows 7 for me. I don't know why but it sounds worse and that's the only thing keeping me from wanting to completely switch over considering I care a lot about my music.

>>10559482
Sometimes I feel like a ghost altogether, the main character but only works in the background of the daily lives of others or on my own. Everyone else feels like an NPC.

>>10559483
I noticed that too, I know I fixed that at some point but otherwise forget everything about it.

>>10559464
Life isn't an rpg anonymous!

>>10559464

>muon

Nah, by package manager I meant stuff like apt, pacman, and portage, not a graphical frontend to them or something.

I use arch on my laptop and ubuntu on my desktop. /g/ hates ubuntu but it's just because they're faggot hipsters really. I mean I don't like unity, but ubuntu just gets the most hardware/software support thrown at it, and typically if you have a problem the solution when googling is probably going to have been brought up on the ubuntu forums.

Have fun watching lucky star by the way, I really hope you enjoy it.

>>10559482

But you're the main character and I'm your biggest fan.

>>10559499
How did you fix it if you don't mind explaining.

>>10559506

Solipsism is real and you're the only real one. I was programmed to tell you the truth at this exact date and time.

Go look outside your window.

>>10559482
>>10559498
It feels like I'm watching my life in the third person and not actually living it.

>>10559502
ah. it's kind of tricky because I really like having an alternative to windows but i'm otherwise pretty tech illiterate so it's like i'm piggybacking on the work everyone else does which feels meh.

>>10559510
I really don't remember, maybe it was audio driver related. I know the default audio stuff is shit.

>>10559520
I think this is a side effect of the truNEET lifestyle. I feel like I'm just made to browse the internet all day.

On the bright side it keeps my self value low so I wouldn't really care if I was to experience a life shattering event or was moments away from dying.

>>10559514

Now what?

>>10559520
I get that feeling too sometimes like I'm me but I'm controlling myself from a distance. Sometimes life feels like some sort of game.

>>10559514

It's dark out. Now what?

>>10559553

I know that's you Matt. I've been watching you.

I know what flavor of ramen you buy at the store, want me to tell you what it is?

>>10559514
Ok it's dark and nothing out of the ordinary is going on.

>>10559565

My name isn't Matt but, sure.

>>10559570

It's chicken flavor.

Trevor...

>>10559575

It's actually shrimp. I hope you don't depend on this for a living.

>>10559583

Who the fuck buys shrimp flavor? NO ONE

THAT'S A LIE TREVOR

>>10559587
I do, sometimes, usually duck.

>>10559587
I buy shrimp flavor! I love shrimp! Shrimp is one of the best flavors and foods ever.

>>10559587

I do all the time.

>>10559593

...duck?

>>10559596
Duck is shitty meat.

>>10559596
Sorry I meant dick.

>>10559603
dick. duck. same thing. I like to suck them all the time down at the lake.

>>10559612
You suck duck?

>>10559634

Why don't you, weirdo?

>>10559634
I'm addicted to sucking duck.

>>10559642
Wouldn't the duck mind?

>>10559651

If I was the duck I'd want you to suck me.

>>10559651
The ducks love it when I suck them. They make silly noises and flap their wings like crazy.

>>10559659
Lewd!

>>10559659
I want to be the duck.

>>10559666
It sounds like you're just bullying ducks and they try to escape

I started watching To Love Ru.

It's super interesting.

>>10559700

Can someone explain the super interesting meme to me.

I've watched all of toloveru except for darkness too.

Wow, all the NEETs left on /jp/ are super lame...

>>10559705
It's from Bakuman

>>10559721
No I meant they used to be cool but now everybody left to a better place only leaving lameNEETs here

>>10559715
>expecting NEETs to be cool dudes

little optimistic there bro

>>10559527
same

I don't care what happens to myself

live or die, it's all the same

>>10559715
As of the 4th my NEET life will end. /jp/ is a pretty depraved shithole but even so a part of me will kinda miss being able to take it easy by floating around here.

>>10558906

I've seem to lost interest in fapping. Haven't seem to been able to bring myself to do it in weeks.

>>10559729
Why is it ending?

>>10558906
I can only fap to real freaky stuff

I think if a girl ever presented herself to me I'd have a hard time getting a boner.

>>10559739
Suiting up to work for the banksters goy.

>>10559749
Really?
What exactly are you doing?
If it was something customer service related I would be surprised. (I mean, look at this board. We are not generally people persons. And the competition is intense. The tellers at my local bank are crazy good at customer service.)

>>10559764
>The tellers at my local bank are crazy good at customer service

Explain
I've seen "crazy good customer service" maybe 10 times in my life. Otherwise its just "thank you come again."

>>10559775

Anything is "crazy good" compared to what /jp/ is capable of.

>>10559764
I'm a quant so I'll be using my autism to help build financial models and assist with research.

>>10559775
>some girl says have a nice day
>comes on /jp/
>"CRAZY GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE GUYS"

>>10559797
So you were never a truNEET to start with, you've been to college and shit.
Get the fuck out of here tryhard.

>>10559802

What this guy said. Get bent, bean counter.

"Oh now, I've been unemployed for a week. I'm a real NEET now"

March 3rd, my birthday. I hope I can get something nice for dinner in 18 hours.

>>10558906
I masturbate constantly if left to my own devices. It's pretty bad.

Otherwise I could be worse though. I actually clean stuff and keep up with the house work. On the other hand I also tend to sleep 10 hours a day or more too. I have my problems. I also frequently feel like beating the shit out of my relatives or just fucking throwing whatever I have to hand at them.

Although, this could also be worse because off medication, I feel that angry at EVERYTHING all the time if I am aware of living human beings at all. That, or morbidly afraid of them. It depends on whether I'm depressed or manic.

As it is now my physical sense of disgust at the presence of people only becomes overwhelming in times of great stress and is not irresistibly intense.

Of course, I still have a lot of OCD/Aspie pet peeves and such, so it takes some work not to lose my shit because of people "doing things the wrong way". I still get pissed every time my uncle puts the dishes in the wrong side of the sink.

>>10559811

Happy birthday, Anonymous.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FO7XaDs_8Y

>>10559811
my brothers 18th birthday is March 10

I'm going to draw him a picture to show how much I appreciate him

>>10559810
I-it was since last September. I did take it easy for a while.

>>10559393
If it was me I'd wait till she went to bed and steal it then. If you need that sweet sweet self medication you will go to the wall for it and do some devious stuff you won't feel proud of especially.

I have to drink at odd hours myself so I don't get shit about it from my mom. (Yes, I live with her. It's not something that helps my self esteem.)

Course, I have really bad impulse control and no strong sense of morals as such. I care about people liking me, and people I like, but not much else. As such, I will lie, cheat, and steal to get what I want. I've stabbed people in the back and lied through my fucking teeth to satisfy my frequently insatiable appetite for self distraction and escapism. Really anything that distracts me from my existential misery and intense self hatred.

>>10559843
So you're a psychopath then?

>>10559847
Psychopaths can't feel complex emotions if any at all. Certainly not empathy or self-hatred.

>>10559847
Well he sounds like pretty much every normal person I've ever met

>>10559854
How about an honorary psychopath then?

>>10559775
Ok fair enough. It's mostly the one really. The others are merely competent.

She's slick, basically. She can hard sale secondary services without actually seeming pushy, and she gives legitimately good service. And she doesn't use canned phrases. She uses organic sounding dialogue and doesn't sound stilted or artificial.

>>10559793
Actually, that's one of the things that makes me resent customer service oriented employees. It insults my intelligence. I appreciate the one teller in particular and one that's also good but not as good because they get around that half ass, scripted shit and are actually competent at helping you and are also legitimately good.

I tend to think she's not going to stay in that job actually. She'll either be running her own branch in a few years or working REAL customer service that pays well.

>>10559797
Ah, that works. The kinds of work I can do basically center around me being really autistic too. (A certain species of especially mean spirited and cruel critical writing, and being autistic about archives filing systems.)

>>10559870
Normal people like being around other people. I don't like being around other people. You seem to have missed that. And the only person I've ever known who could actually get angrier than I can actually blacks out/has violent psychotic episodes when he gets angry enough. He basically goes berserk and stays that way for some time.

With me, a lot of stuff is simply more intense/maladjusted than normal people. I am bipolar after all. Bad, bad impulse control is one of my things.

>>10559871
Yeah, sort of. I have impulse control in the sense that I can stay calm and carry out rational plans, but I pretty much do what I have to do to get something I feel I must have very badly if it seems like I can get away with it.
I feel remorse over betraying people I like but not much else really.

>>10559902
>I feel remorse
Congratulations. If you feel that for anyone, you're not a psychopath. That's one of the things they cannot feel. Along with fear apparently. Psychopaths are fucking terrifying since nature plays a big role. Their brains don't work the same. We don't need more of them.

I just missed another flanfly thread. I am pretty pissed. I am also very drunk at the moment.

god damn it I am torn with tryong to sleep at normal hours and trying to keep up with my flan fly tradition.

I swear there is another janitor that is deleting the flanfly threads at exactly 30 minutes later

I fantasize with /jp/'s feet all the time. I am girl so I am lucky I am around so many male's feet.

>>10559916
That's pretty hot.

>>10559902
>I don't like being around other people that makes me BATSHIT INSANE!!
>NO ONE EXCEPT MAYBE ONE GUY IS ANGRIER THEN ME! ROAR!
>I'm so edgy, betraying people wow I'm so two faced total chess master manipulator lol
>I'm evil! And bad! If my mommy can't see I sometimes steal cucumbers from the fridge!
6/10 I lol'd
>Everything is so intense lol

negro onegai....

>>10559871
He's a narcissist. There are a lot of narcisscums with poor self image and destructive behaviors.

Trust me, I'm studying psychology and volunteer at a local mental hospital.
I see these dregs often. Sociopaths, psychotics, schizophrenics, autistics, etc.

Believe me when I say that they are not human. They are almost like alien invaders in a sense. The smartest of them like sociopaths blend in easily, but don't be fooled, there is nobody home. Sociopaths/narcissists especially have a primitive consciousness that reacts to pleasure and pain like lower animals. These people thrive in situations like acting or business, but in higher forms of intellectual or artistic pursuit they have great difficult in due to poor creative capacity.

>>10559922
This

I actually felt embarrassed just reading it

>>10559923
>Trust me, I'm studying psychology

>>10559925
I sorta lol'd

but yeah, he was probably serious so I should probably pity him or something

>>10559923
yet another valid proof

that studying psychology makes you a retard

>>10559922
haha

I like when I have to poop because it gives me something to look forward to

>>10559935
>>10559927
Are you upset that you are being probed and the genes for your diseases are being understood? Soon enough mental and emotional stumps will be aborted before they group up to become invaders of society

>>10557705
Two years ago, a counselor from the local elementary school/friend of my parents came into my room and dragged me out to the ER while I was still asleep. (I reluctantly accepted it to prove my parents wrong that I was depressed)
Since I'm poor, I knew we couldn't pay for the bills, but we stayed anyway and I ended up with $4000 in medical bills for an excruciating blood test (they had to poke me several times to find the vein due to dehydration and pale skin, and do the test twice because there wasn't enough blood in the first tube), 4 bags of IV fluid to treat that dehydration and one doctor assistant to talk to me briefly. At least I had nurses take care of me like I was an old man... or a baby.
The actual doctor that was supposed to diagnose me never showed up, so I was discharged after an entire day and night waiting for my heart rate to slow down, which never happened.
Came in at 2 PM, came out at 4 AM.

Since there was no diagnosis, we contacted a mental health group and I had several sessions of BS therapy done for free, out of us being poor. The advice that they gave me was generalized and could have helped out anyone. Five weeks later, and I had nothing to show for it and the lady who held my sessions told me I was fine.

I filled out the form for the hospital to pay for my medical bills, seeing as I was poor, but I had to write an embarrassing formal letter as to why I was a NEET. They didn't approve of it until a few weeks later, when the due for the bills was overdrawn, and I assumed killed my credit.
Oh yeah, and turns out there was a separate bill for the doctor that never showed up. Two formal letters.


I'm still upset.

I'm really lonely.

>>10559981
Aren't we all?

The staff at my current favourite takeaway are starting to recognise me.
They do a really good Chicken Biryani and I don't want to have to stop going there. How does /jp/ overcome things like this, do you go to other shops or just try to ignore it?

>>10559988
If it's a shop I can't afford to lose, I usually just keep going.
I acknowledge them, but never strike up conversation and end any that they make quickly by answering any inquiries they make quickly and distancing myself physically to avoid any more questions.

I've learned to do greetings without being stiff, so it's not hard for me to acknowledge them. It might be a different experience for you, and if you literally can't face them, you might have to stop going there for a while.

>>10559983
Well, I'd like to have a friend.

>>10559981
Besides Crawling in My Skin, what are your top emo, edgy, wrist-cutting soundtracks?

>>10560022
people cant mention they feel alone without you being an unironic shitstain?

>>10560044
Chill man. In the end it doesn't even matter.

I don't have any friends and I wouldn't think of asking you guys

is it possible to make friends on videogames even if I don't like talking?

I spend an hour or two entering online contests when I'm bored

That's not a job is it?

My biggest win was $25,000 but I doubt I'll ever see something that big ever again in my lifetime.

>>10560097
In mmos most people tend to like you better if you don't talk much. At least when you get past pick up group level.

When was the last time that you had a "wild NEET night" ?

Pissing all over the furniture, masturbating openly, howling at the moon, shitting on the floor, etc.

>>10560115
Sounds like something that would make your parents commit you to an insane asylum

>>10560108
I agree. It depends on the game genre though. Some may disagree but I find that team based FPS games work better when you communicate more frequently.

>>10560099
Nah. I don't see you as a freeter either since you have no guaranteed hourly income.

>>10560133
I'll admit that I read that as I hate 'small talk' and can handle communication when necessary. Unless your FPS team is really good it doesn't mean much anyway.

>>10560141
okay cool

and yep it's just luck of the draw

I've heard people who haven't won for months

that must be horrifying

>>10560148
Most FPS communication is guys just joking around

unless it's a serious team no one focuses on tactics

Does anyone else really enjoy eating candy? Not chocolate, but candy. I can't help but keep picking up and eating random gummies or hard candies or some other sort of colorful candy when I see them. I guess I feel kind of cute eating them which is why I do it.

>>10560156
depends

what kind of candy? I like sour things

how would your NEET world change if 4chan disappeared? Would you work more on your hobbies?

I think I would clean my house spotless, finish all my back logs, and eventually find another website to spend the rest of my time on

>>10560190
well I do find about a lot of new games from 4chan so I would miss that

it's the only place I know of to express opinions without having to join cliques and forum circlejerks

>>10560190
Everything would be better, I would only need to do more effort in finding stuff such as raws and translations.

>>10560162
Basically just gummies and hard candies. I made that post as I started eating a small bag of berry Sour Patch Kids, and now I'm eating a bag of gummy sharks. I always have things like jaw breakers, suckers, and Jolly Ranchers on the desk as well. Lemon Drops and Atomic Fireballs are my favorites.

>>10560203
I like Jolly Ranchers but I always bite them

I should just let them melt in my mouth

>>10560115
that's called hysteria attack

>>10560203
ever have warheads? I haven't had some in years, I wonder if I would still like them

>>10560215
Oh man, War Heads. I definitely buy them when I see them because they seem to be hard to find. If you're old enough to remember them fizzing, they don't seem to do that anymore. The duration of the sour flavor seems far more tame as well.

>>10557753
My Neighbor Totoro

I haven't used deodorant in weeks

el natural

>>10557705
Make sure they don't drug you. Psychiatrists are crazy these days. They'll treat "depression" with anti-psychotics. Don't let them get to you.

I made a nice neet friend online, but they seem to have a mood disorder and cut everyone off all the time, that's frustrating, to reject people when all they knew was rejection.

it's rather unbecoming of them

Am I still considered a NEET if I study at home but don't attend any school? Just learning about chemistry and Physics for fun

>>10560619
Yes

>>10560381
>cut everyone off all the time
I do this quite alot, though I don't really want to reject anyone

>>10560748
it's selfish, perpetuates the very behavior that you may despise

we shouldnt befriend people if we dont want friends

>>10560381
They don't want to get hurt so they tend to reject first

at least that's how I am

It's a shame but such is life as an avoidant

>>10560969
so they hurt others, making others avoidant, while disliking the treatment that made them avoidant

i'm glad I know another cool neet minus the selfish nature

>>10560871
I don't befriend people anymore because of it

Unlike >>10560969 I tend to think that I'm wasting their time and they wouldn't want me around and it builds and builds until I end up not using the chat all together.

I don't want to do it and I do want friends but I can't help it happening

>>10561010
I wouldn't reject another NEET but I would reject someone with tons of friends

if they have so many why do they need me?

>>10561062
>they don't want you around

stop assuming things

are you a mind reader?

I'm feeling tired all day long, and I've picked up tobacco once again.

who drunk NEET here

i am fucking wrecked

suck my dick janny
even though you always leave my threads alone for some reason............
if thats on purpose then actually gomenasai and thanks you very much

>>10561187
>if they have so many why do they need me?

>>10561062
>I tend to think that I'm wasting their time and they wouldn't want me around and it builds and builds until I end up not using the chat all together.

you shouldn't be trying to attain friends until you're able to clear yourself of this way of thinking,

or if you absolutely must be a retard then try not to act on it and make other people suffer as a result of it, it's really poor and you are sowing the stuff that made you this way in other people by doing it to them

works like this:
if people are your friend in the first place, then they want to be your friend, they would be like you and cut you off if they didnt

>>10561062
>think that I'm wasting their time and they wouldn't want me around and it builds and builds

also must add that even though this looks like you devalue yourself, you are the most judgemental of all by cutting and slicing people in and out of your life as you please and focusing on only you, you, you

>>10561667
I've met people too polite to tell an unwanted person to piss off

that's not cool, leading someone on

>>10561618
me drunk NEET here
bllasted with a fucking PISS hangover

i fugged

>>10561683
How do you meet people you know won't do something if they haven't done it.

>>10561667
>>10561672
>>10561062
I already said I don't try and make friends anymore. I can't do anything else

>>10561804
smart move

better live a life of solitude than trouble others

Has anyone tried that?
http://www.wisebread.com/how-to-naturally-reset-your-sleep-cycle-overnight

The article says you can reboot your sleep cycle by not eating for 16 hours and the first time you eat after that is considered your new "morning".

>>10560148
Small talk is OK if they have the same interests as you. You don't have to talk about the weather, your local sports team or relationshit. My gamer friends and I just talk about international news and nerdy stuff like computer hardware. We do have to talk tactics too since we always play at the hardest setting we can manage and try to get achievements (actual or the ones we make for ourselves like the whole team surviving).

>that feel when nothing to do at all and you walk around your house for hours thinking of something to do and eventually you come back to /jp/ just to shitpost but then the janitor is a asshole

is it okay if i blog here as a non-neet?
isnt that what everyone does?
pls dont kill me

>>10562671
There's always something to do if you have a computer.

>>10562719
If you do that you'll probably be killed, yeah.
After all, this is a NEET thread.
I don't mind much though. Just sage.

>>10562752
wise words

I started following nama sensei's videos on how to learn Japanese today. So far I've learned 15 hiragana. I worked hard today. I should take a break

>>10563931
すごい！

>>10563964
Thanks. I'm actually really enjoying his videos. I'm not entirely sure if that's some form of Stockholm syndrome though

I asked my mom to not give any money and just be careful she's not getting scammed in regards to that whole ten million dollar thing I mentioned a while back. She apparently keeps in touch with my father and she says he feels bad about everything, but who knows how sincere he is, or whether or not the letters from the lawyer are fake, or whether or not there's even any money.

It sure would be nice if this all turned out to be true though. I would not have to work and I could finally go through with my plan to just own/rent a small studio apartment and live my days quietly and peacefully.

>>10562502
Why would you want to do that?

Only assholes are awake during the day

The night belongs to the NEETs

>>10562502
I doubt it works that easily. Don't people here skip days of eating frequently anyway? Just sort of like when you look at the clock and realize you've been up for way longer than 24hr.

>>10560190
To be honest, this site is the only place where I have any social interaction. I wouldn't be able to handle life without it.

>>10561667
Not true. I've met several people who weren't really my friends and were just being polite. To be fair though those people were from school and school"friends" are rarely true friends.

I find that if a person wants to spend time with you outside of school or work then they genuinely want to be your friend.

>>10561605
Don't smoke, dude. It will fuck your health up. Don't take your health for granted like I did. If you lose it, then you won't even be able to enjoy your past-times.

>>10565019
Smoking rarely has any negative side effects and it perks me up

who cares about cancer 40 years from now

http://news.yahoo.com/spending-cut-showdown-threatens-obamas-second-term-agenda-025029989--business.html

>President Barack Obama raised anew the issue of cutting entitlements such as Medicare and Social Security as a way out of damaging budget cuts, a White House official said on Sunday, as both sides in Washington tried to limit a fiscal crisis that may soon hit millions of Americans.

>Signaling he might be ready to explore a compromise to end automatic spending cuts that began late Friday, Obama mentioned reforming these entitlement programs in calls with lawmakers from both parties on Saturday afternoon.

Should we be worried, /jp/?

>>10565064
it's time for the great migration to Canada

>>10565114
It's no better in Canada for a NEET except for the healthcare. Immigrating here is extremely difficult if you're a white American, impossible if you're a NEET.

>>10565064
I'm not on welfare so no,

not really worried

I doubt Canada would ever get rid of free health. The people would riot.

>>10565032
It can fuck you up badly though. I've been smoking for 10 years now and my condition has severely decreased.

And it's not only cancer you have to worry about, but your heart and such as well. My dad got a heart infarction two weeks ago thanks to smoking and eating unhealthy food.

Both of my aunts their lungs are so fucked up because of smoking that they now have to walk around with those oxygen tanks. My granddad got lung cancer because of smoking and because he was a painter.

Anyway. I can't tell you how to live your life, and I'm a avid smoker myself. But be careful for your health anon. I understand not wanting to quit, it's too damn delicious.

Pure little girls don't do drugs,

>>10565032
>Smoking rarely has any negative side effects
>who cares about cancer 40 years from now

Do smokers really delude themselves like this?

>>10565518
eh, let's be serious. Who cares about what happens to people down the line because of their choices. After all, sitting in a chair all day and living off garbage is probably worse for you anyway. The more immediate annoyances are that most of that shit stinks bad and it's expensive as fuck especially if you get stuff that's worth smoking.

I only smoke weed

420 blaze it erryday faggot

I smoke sometimes, but I really can't understand why some people like it so fucking much. It's not bad, but I don't know, I'd rather drink, it didn't gripped me at all. Maybe it just didn't clicked with me. And besides, like >>10565769 said, that shit fucking stinks and costs way too much

>>10565032
You could get emphacema (or however you spell it).

>>10565064
Glad I don't live in America (I plan on moving there soon though).

Does anyone else here have allergies? How do you deal with it? I live in a really dusty town and it makes my allergies really bad.

>>10565772
>smoke weed

I inject into my bloodstream.

Beat that!