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By following the personal philosophy of Rene Descartes.

I move into her basement.

>>10508060
Ew why do I want to marry her in this hypothetical situation?

>>10508090
I don't understand what you're saying, can you say it in a way that makes sense?

Can we kill this basement thing already? Flan's been out of the basement in all her official appearances, not to mention every fanwork, and that one bad "translation" on the wiki was fixed several years ago. Why do people keep repeating this shit?

>>10508135
because your ass stinks

>>10508060
flanshit pls

>>10508135
Yes, but think about it this way: she's been in the basement for each time she hasn't appeared.
Checkmate Flantheists.

Why did they lock her in the basement?

>>10508187
Because of her immense destructive power. She can destroy things similarly to how Shiki can kill things conceptually. She takes a hold of something's 'eye' (which is some manifestation of its weakest point), crushes it, and it outright destroys the thing in question.

Basically: She's just too powerful to be allowed free reign.

>>10508224

That's pretty hax. Zun a shit at power levels

>>10508068

"I think therefor I am"

So if you think you're a real inhabitant of Gensokyo you ARE a real inhabitant of Gensokyo, thus you can give Flan the D

She'll be so happy be gentle though even though she's 495 it will be her first time

>>10508237

That's not even her final form, ZUN doesn't care about PL touhou abilities used to their fullest without following guidlines for proper Danmaku almost all of them could pull some bullshit

>>10508224

Yuyuko is practically the same and she's not put in a basement

>>10508187
THEY DID NOT LOCK HER IN A BASEMENT
REMILIA TOLD HER TO NOT LEAVE THE MANSION
AND SHE LISTENED BECAUSE SHE'S A NICE GIRL
WHO TRUSTS HER SISTER
THEY DID NOT LOCK HER
THEY DID NOT LOCK HER
THEY DID NOT FUCKING LOCK HER

>>10508399
>Yuyuko is practically the same and she's not put in a basement

She's buried under a tree instead. Much better.

I want to get into Touhou but don't know where to start, wat do?

>>10509521
Play the games, read the official print works

>>10509521
Start with the games.

>>10509527
Please help, do you have the links to the games?
>>10509532
Please links ;_;

>>10508060
Can I marry remi as well?
Not uncommon for vampires to have more than one bride.

>>10509536
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Official_Literature

>>10509536
www.doujinstyle.com

>>10509564
*Kissu*

>>10509575
Thank you very much!

>>10509536
http://moriyashrine.weebly.com/

She might have to make it around the corner first

>>10509591
ahhh I must bookmark these!!

>>10509601
You're so cute.

>>10509615
o///o
D-don't say that, Anonymous >///>

>>10508060
FUCK THE POLICE

>>10509629
Let me know if you want to play Hisoutensoku or something sometime.

>>10508060
THE FUCK WILL BE POLICED

>>10509634
I will!!!
>once I get the hang of it that is!
*Kissuuu*

she's not locked idiot
she can leave anytime she wants she is just too hikki to

she only leaves at night when there are no people and she dresses up differently so that the bullies won't recognize her

because mentally she's still in elementary school which she graduated 490 years ago and she thinks all "normalfags" in gensokyo are bullies

pic related it's her when she thinks nobody can recognize her

>>10509698
And she chops off her wings?

>>10509704
they are accessories moron

have you ever seen rainbow wings? Do you think she uses them to fly?

>>10509723
They flap when she is in the air.

>>10509735
when she moves up at fairy high speed then of course they are going to move due to air resistance and other physics

or maybe they were made so they flap from time to time since they look pretty expensive anyway

unless it's some shit Sakuya made her out of pity
and they flap since they are badly attached

>marry
fuck that, i just want that ass

What does Flan's semen taste like?

>>10509808
Blood~

>Implying I'd marry Flan instead of my waifu

>>10509842
What's up with her eyes?

>>10509845
She's Chinese you racist fuck (`ω´ ）

>>10509864
I did not expect that, nice.

>>10509842
Meiling thigh would feel best.

I hate Flan so fucking much.

So fucking much.

And all of you as well!

>>10508060
just elope

>>10508060
Marry her? What are you, insane?

>>10511396
no just a saiyan

>>10511797
lmao

>>10511797
And that came as I expected.

If I say to Flan I want to marry her would she kill me? I hope she does.

>>10511950
Why would she kill you?
Why would you want that?

>>10511956
>Why would she kill you?
Because she's a savage bloodthirsty beast that had to be locked away.

>>10511956
because it sounds like fun
because i want to

I'm upvoting this thread.

>>10508060
>How are you going to marry Flandre when she's stuck in the basement?

Don't worry I'll find a way. I built the damn thing after all.

>>10509643