/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Cute writing dude

Terminal autism.

Oh look, a year has passed already. See you tomorrow everyone, I don't think I can be here today.

I'm actually about to go into the kitchen to make some caramels right now. Depending on how tired I am I might cover them with chocolate tonight.

I've never had a Valentine...

... anyone here lonely?

>>>/a/80096191

>>10486404
drinking whisky with my thoughts

Valentine's Day sucks over here. Girls don't cook their own sweets for you, they expect gifts and romance and MAYBE they give you sex. Lazy women over here.

>>10486419
sounds terrible

I'll be acing a test and being other wise alone, like I've been all my life

>>10486413
Sticky that shit, mootles!

> Saber as Valentine

Damn it screen, move! I'm trying to get my candy from Saber!

What else is Valentines day about?

Delicious chocolates from your loved ones.

It's not Valentine's day yet for me, but I plan on buying some doughnuts just because. I'll probably end up hanging out with friends, I have 2 birthday parties I'm going to consecutively.

>>10486434
I don't have a loved one.

>>10486441

*snerk*

>>10486441
Of course you do Anon.

Just pick one, look at all the wonderful loved ones there is to choose from.

You can have whichever one you'd like.

>>10486446
I want the Satori.

>>10486446

SHOTGUN MARISA

>>10486449
Very good choice!

See? No lonely hearts on Valentines day, /jp/.

You're never alone.

>>10486447
Excellent choice Anon!

Good taste.

Just soon valentine's day stuff. gonna make a nice breakfast soon.

Want to watch a kinda romance movie

>>10486446
O-Okuu...

Going to work as usual.

I'd sell emergency roses and candy if the economy wasn't so poor.

Made a lot of money doing that.

>>10486460
Okuu is extremely cute!

I imagine she will cure a lot of lonely hearts today, Anon.

Have a great day!

>>10486452

> You're Never Alone

When you walk
Through a storm
Hold your heeeeeaaaaad up high
And don't
Be afraid
Of the dark

I'm going to visit my sister in hospital today. Don't think I'll have time to do anything else.

>>10486404
im fucking you're 2hu

>>10486446

I'd like to look forward to liqueur-filled chotolates with Yuugi.

I would love a parsee's jealous heart

>>10486412
Same here. Never had one.

Do you want to be my valentine, /a/non?

I got some kind of cake lollipop thing from a girl in class, since there will be no class tomorrow. It was good tasting.

>>10486489

Oh, I... kinda made arrangements a few minutes ago... I didn't think anyone was interested... sorry...

>>10486446
Aya's got a gift coming later.

>>10486472
Take good care of her!

>>10486529
He means sexually.

Take good care of her sexually.

Hittin' up the elementary school.
Then I'll be playing whichever touhou is the most Valentines day related.

I'll spend the day with my qt3.14 /jp/ bf.

This sucks, I'm feeling alone but I'm not autistic enough to treat my favorite Touhou as an imaginary girlfriend.

Well, at least tomorrow I'll be able to buy some cheap chocolate.

>>10486581
I always thought autistic people had trouble imagining things.

Devote the day to belly worship

>>10486404
taking mai waifu out for a nice meal

>>10486629
went to play a bit of ufo catcher

I should try to masturbate more often than the usual, but I'm feeling really unmotivated for some reason.

my mom sent me a box of cookies. I don't have anyone to share them with, and I can't possibly eat them all before they spoil. I also don't have a freezer/refrigerator to store them in.

>>10486633
off to the cinema for some lame movie

>>10486629
forgot dessert

>>10486644
>lame movie

Well, the new Die Hard movie can be seen today in cinema at my place.

I expect tons of ronery fags today.

I'm making cupcakes tomorrow, can't today due to baking restraints.

Will post images when I'm done.
Captcha: ksometeT sugar

>>10486650
you jelly?

>>10486650
Cute.

>>10486654
that looks very sweet

>>10486633
>>10486644
>>10486650
Crippling autism.

>>10486629
Oh, man, your waifu is so small.

>>10486660
thanks

>>10486673
i come from /toy/. dakis are overrated

will /jp/ be my valentine

>>10486652
what sort of baking restraints? I look forward to observing the fruits of your labor!

>>10486642
leave them outside?

>>10486675
I'll be yours if you'll be mine

>>10486680
okay

>>10486675
how did you get a blue name

>>10486687
you have to buy a 4chan pass

Taking cold medicine and seeing if I can break my sniffles before they become something worse.

Fuck, I'm tired and I ache. Not good.

>>10486691
>>10486694
Thanks for the blog update guys.

>>10486691
I know what you mean, I've had a terrible cold for the past 3 weeks and now its turned into sweats and dizziness.

>>10486675
Only if you bend over

>>10486676
Thanks dude, by restraints I mean I don't have all the ingredients.

>>10486729
interesting word choice.

>>10486650
sgfag detected

watching you guys interact is physically painful

>>10486742
stop slouching, its where your back pains come from

>>10486744
What about my neck/shoulder pain?

>>10486745
hunching and overall bad posture

I got this.

I'm going to get robbed of my internet connection when I wake up.
My family, some nigs and me are going to some place for 4 days and won't have jackshit to do for the entire duration of our trip.
If things take a turn for the worse, I'll be forced to deal with this until the 24th.
I'll kill myself now, not my blog, etc.

I forgot to make something for valentine's day.

>>10486729
Okuu's cake looks way better than the cake I just tried to make. It probably even tastes better.

Didn't even know it was Valentin's Day.

>>10486777

No you didn't. You made trips. And I accept.

>>10486780
Who the fuck are you?

>>10486781
Please share your cake anon, I'm sure your effort made it fine.

>>10486404
>Implying there's 14 months.

Gonna spend all day waiting in my room for some cute girl to confess to me.

I tucked Koishi in tonight, after all the fun we had, she got tired, so I let her go to sleep.

>>10486411
Quite a while later and I've got a big sheet of caramel that will cool into a nice chewy, smooth texture. There's also ganache for truffles that was made right before this. The caramel will be cut into squares once cooled and the ganache will be spooned into circles (or remelted, poured, and cooled into a sheet for cutting), and both will be coated in a slightly dark milk chocolate. In the end there should be between 150-200 chocolates.

Like last year I'm going to slowly eat them all.

>>10486786
It really is just an embarrassment, it's so bad and ugly looking I'm regretting even making something so terrible for her. I didn't have the right type of cake pan when I thought I did, It literally crumbled apart when I tried to take it out of the pan, I didn't have nearly enough icing, and it's just a big sloppy mess.

>>10486799
I'm sorry son, the doctors called. It's Autism and I'm afraid it's terminal.

I wrote a really lame poem. I was kind of in the spirit.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My heart is wide open,
So I'm sure that you knew,
That my Ten Desires,
All start with you.

>>10486825
What are your ten desires?

>>10486813
Nahh dude, I did it for this:
http://staircasesubs.com/2013/02/1valentines-day/comment-page-1/
I found out and decided to entire for the heck of it.

It was fun though, except for the part where i almost dropped my tv.

I'll be going to a fancy restaurant and eat two times a normal person would. I'll pork -it-up and look at the jelous normies eating a meager dinner because they have to share.

>>10486827
My valentine is pretty good at figuring that out.

im fucking MY GF LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOL :DDDD

>>10486852
im fucking her too ;))

I wish MY Valentine would notice me...

>>10486856
Are you a girl?

>>10486856
That guy has too much on his plate to worry about that.

>>10486857
Sometimes.

Already spent some time with the waifu and did the annual /a/ thing. Gonna lock myself in my room all day when I get up and spend the day in bed with her.

>>10486864
>/a/ thing
lock urself out of /jp/ too

I watched YuruYuri with my sister.
Probably gonna knock out season 2 tomorrow.

>>10486867
yuru yuri is the best, man

>>10486864
Why don't you just stay in /a/?

>>10486867
that sounds fun. i wish i could watch and chat about shows with my brother.

>>10486871
Anime (and for that matter, most other things otaku related) is a pretty broad spectrum. If he can keep an open mind, I'm sure you can find something he'd like.

>>10486874
i dont think so. he has zero interest in japanese stuff and a semi-normal. tv shows on netflix, battlefield, gears of war, nba games, sports center and PTI.

we did see the madoka movies because i didnt want to go alone and he wanted to go to downtown LA. i could tell he was bored and tired as hell, he just said it made no sense and weve never spoke about it since.

>>10486889
Bummer.
Not even something super cool and non-sexuality-threatening like Initial D or Hajime no Ippo?

>>10486889
Both my sister and brother have absolute no interest in otaku-related stuff.

But my little 13 year old girl cousin. Damn, she's going on a cosplay shooting in 2 months and visits me nearly every day now.
And I just got rid of my incest fetish. ;_;

>>10486419
Yeah, how dare they expect you to reciprocate. Maybe acting like you're owed sex explains why you're so alone and bitter.

Also, eat me. I guarantee you couldn't tell the difference between handmade and storebought chocolates.

>>10486825
I think it's cute.

>>10486895
Is... Is that Suwako's hat?

Well I for one hope everyone has a wonderful day today!

I actually am taking a real life female I fancy out for dinner, first Valentines Day in my history I won't be alone, wish me luck /jp/. Or don't because 3DPD

>>10486945
Thanks kind fellow

<3

>>10486949
good luck

>>10486949
Good luck man, tell us how it goes!

>>10486952
>>10486956

Thank you sirs, i'm sure it will go well, we both are aware we like eachother so there isn't a whole lot to fuck up. But here's hoping I don't come back with a classic greentext story along the lines of "Everything was going fine, then I farted really loud, got nervous, spilled dinner all over my date."

>>10486963
im gonna ntr you nerd what are you gonna do

>>10486965
good luck

>>10486916

Thinking about my boyfriend

Got a weird hankering to play one of the Harvest Moon series, think I'll do that. I tend to do that when I'm not well.

Just remember that you're not the only one alone, /jp/...

At least I have you /jp/

> don't cry
> don't fucking cry
> DON'T FUCKING CRY

>>10487028
Could we be alone... together?

>>10487034

That is a play on words. Even though we could console each other over the Internet, both of us are still very much alone.

Anyone wanna get drunk and forget this day ?

We can watch Redline or wank off in the bathtube.

>Happy Valentine's Day, 4chan~

>I hope you will all join me in hanging out at home without pants on and eating ice cream whilst browsing 4chan.

>>10487041
Pure little girls don't do drugs.

>>10487045
Why would you send a card to someone you like that says bucket loli has spare room? Unless you are bucket loli then you are saying the person should go be with someone else?

Was saint valentine a tru/jp/ that loved everybody?

>>10487045
>>10487047
>>10487048
>>10487049
>>10487050
>>10487052
>>10487053
>>10487055
Lovely!

>>10486800
oh gosh that looks good, so you have a link to a guide on how to do this or something?

>>10487047
>>10487048
>>10487049
>>10487050
>>10487052
>>10487053
>>10487055
Bad puns but this day the intention is what counts.

Is good to spend Valentine with you guys here. I genuinely mean it
ヘ(^_^ヘ) (ノ^_^)ノ

I'm gonna draw my partner something as I haven't gotten him a card yet, then spend the rest of the day in bed. He's hanging out with his best friend today for the first time in a pretty long time, and I didn't want to interrupt them. We'll just celebrate Valentine's day some other day.
I hope he isn't getting bored/sick of me though, but it'd be understandable ;_;

>>10487041
I don't know about getting drunk, but watching Redline with a bunch of /jp/sies sounds like a lot of fun. We could eat loads of popcorn, then have a pillow fight afterwards!

>>10487045
Do you have any ones of Youmu?

>>10487077
He, a presumably homosexual male, is out celebrating Valentine's Day with another guy despite being in a relationship? You don't have a problem with that?

>>10487077
I have tears in my eyes from reading that...

>>10487092
I don't have a problem with it at all, he's his best friend and said best friend isn't a homosexual. They haven't seen each other in a while, and we see each other all the time so it would be kinda rude to get in their way, you know? I know what it's like being away from your best friend, I only get to see mine one every two or three years, if that. I miss her so much! Staying up all night playing video games and messing around on the internet...

To be honest, I don't even care anymore. It's just another day now.

But even so I won't pass up an opportunity to get maudlin drunk in a sign of solidarity with my fellow losers.
Cheers!

Happy Valentine Date, /jp/!

hey guys
you all should just cuddle up in bed
and take it easy
:3

>>10487102
I wish I had a partner. I wish I had a best friend. I wish I had any type of friend, really.

I h-hope you have a nice Valentine's Day...

>>10487094
I'm sorry anon.

>>10487113
I'd like the kind of friend I can talk to in person. I can't talk to people in real life so it's pointless but the option would be nice.

Perhaps a platonic cuddle-buddy. That would be so nice.

>>10487107
What do you mean? We're all friends here, no need to feel down.
Happy Valentine's day anon, let's all celebrate it together.

>>10486629
>>10486633
>>10486644
>>10486650
>>10486654

How can people do this in public and not be incredibly embarrassed?

>>10487114
Because they think it's funny, not romantic duh

>>10486766

You do know that you have a hard drive capable of storing media on right?

I[m sure there's internet where you're going too, would you like me to dump the other one?

>>10487105
I just share your sympathy. I think mine hates me all the time whenever he does anything too... I hate being clingy.

>>10487115
Ahh, I understand what you mean. One day when that /jp/ mansion dream becomes real, that won't be a problem.

>>10487114
No need to feel embarrassed if you're having a good time.

Happy valentines day /jp/ hope you all have a good day!

>>10487120

I want a clingy person who likes me.

I understand how you feel being worried whether or not he doesn't like you anymore or is going to leave.

>>10487126

'Cos we're having a good time, HAVING A GOOD TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

Don't see this day any different than the rest.

>>10487138

woah, woah, woah, woah, woah EXPLODE

My mom dad sister and grandparents got me valentines presents.

I made chocolate covered strawberries with hearts and "I love you"s on them, and wrote a card for my fiance. They're in his lunch. Hopefully it'll perk up his day today, he didn't get much sleep last night and woke up kind of grumpy.
When he gets home from work today, I'm going to have fettuccine alfredo and broiled asparagus seasoned with sea salt, pepper, and garlic powder. For dessert, I'm going to make a layered pound cake with strawberries and cool whip in between, dusted with red sugar crystals and garnished with a chocolate covered strawberry.

After dinner, I'm going to spoil him thoroughly, even if it means injuring my throat since he loves deepthroating me. I'll also do the work on top for once, since he usually does all the work in bed. I'd like him to relax and really enjoy the night. If he wants to be really rough then I'm okay with that too. It's his night tonight.

We might wrap it up with a nice bubble bath together, followed by a movie or maybe some Archer.

AND AS WE WIND ON DOWN THE ROAD
OUR SHADOWS TALLER THAN OUR SOUL
THERE WALKS A LADY WE ALL KNOW
WHO SHINES WHITE LIGHT AND WANTS TO SHOW
HOW EVERYTHING STILL TURNS TO GOLD
AND IF YOU LISTEN VERY HARD
THE TUNE WILL COME TO YOU AT LAST
WHEN ALL IS ONE AND ONE IS ALL

TO BE A ROCK - AND NOT TO ROLL

I ain't rolling for this shit-tier Hallmark holiday. Who's with me?

>>10487155
Funny, that song is actually about rejecting materialism AKA Valentine's Day.

>>10487153
Oh, that sounds wonderful. I'm in the mood for some fettuccine alfredo now! Hope you have a nice day.

>>10487167
Thank you! Pair it with some tiramisu for me, I can't make it myself to save my life.
The bruised throat tomorrow will be worth seeing the satisfaction on his face.

Yes, it's sometimes scary when your boyfriend does other things. I think I'm getting better at not being scared of him leaving. I'm very happy when he says nice things.

ｊｐへハッピーバレンタイン ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

I'm gonna make something for my friend. I just hope he doesn't think I'm a faggot.

Just going to be another lonely day but at least later I'm ordering pizza. Pizza always makes the day better.

>>10487158
Valentine's Day isn't about materialism, it's used as an excuse for materialism. If you don't like materialism then don't do it in that way, and just enjoy the holiday like it should be.

wch 2hu wld u choco

Delicious chocolates

>>10487215
I wish I had someone to enjoy it with. Seeing all the valentines day stuff made me a bit depressed. I wanted to get something for someone but then I remembered I'm alone for life unless some miracle happens.

>>10487222
i wud choke-o u if u know what i mean ";)"

>>10486766
s-sure

>>10487224
Is that mostly white chocolate? I love white chocolate.

My momma would usually buy me those caramel filled hearts in those red cartons but I don't live with her anymore so I won't have any.

>>10487119
please do

>>10487237
It only makes me feel worse when my mother gives me anything for valentines day because it doesn't really meaning anything other than pity for me.

>>10487241
Why can't a momma love her child

Happy Valentine's Day, /jp/.


Make sure you let your Touhou or other significant 2d other how much you love them!

>>10487247
Oh boy. I thoughts its nust a niggafication of Reisen.

ﾊﾟﾙﾁｮｺﾌｫﾝﾃﾞｭｳｳｳｳｳｳｳｳｳｳｳｳｳｳｳv（↑ｐ↑）

>>10487239

Valentine was a priest. Christianity was illegal. It was also illegal for soldiers to get married. Soldiers were supposed to be married to the job. Valentine performed marriages for soldiers. The government killed him by feeding him alive to animals.

>>10487250
<3

>>10487249
prprprpr (＾ω＾)

>>10487119
>>10487250
why. does. he. put. dots. after. every. word?.

A girl in my class gave me twix (gave everyone candy). I never got any candy from people since elementary school, I felt like eating it in front of her face while crying to show my appreciation.

>>10486446

What the hell is that thing doing to Momiji?

>>10486800
Nice to see another baking otaku here.

I baked three kinds of chocolate cookies (triple chocolate chip, white chocolate chip with a dark chocolate button, and cherry-chocolate squares), chocolate dipped meringues of varied colours, and a blueberry meringue pie.

The cookies came out fine, but I didn't adjust the filling recipe enough and it came out a bit too stiff, the meringue topping refused to form hard peaks and failed to harden, and I didn't moisturize the pie enough so it's a bit crumbly..
Tricky to eat, but the taste is alright.

>>10487204

Eating good food, drinking. watching railgun and listening to nice music. Later on I'll be playing BF3 on PC since theres a double XP event going on and I want to show my love for the game too.

>>10487028
>>10487034
>>10487038
It's better to share a drink called loneliness, as it's better than drinking alone.
I never drink alone because I am with /jp/

Reinstalling FFXI. Taking 11 hours~ to update, ugh.

Study Japanese, read VNs, browse /jp/, sex with daki. The usual.

>>10487374

kanpai
cheers!

I'll go and watch football, my last hobby getting me out of the house.

I think I'm just going to spend the day shitposting on /jp/.

I'm going to go to the GYM to get RIPPED while you weab fags get owned at life
Then I'm going to go back home and cry in the fetal position while I chug down alcohol while I look at pictures of my love

I'm listening to enka today

Enka is so much better on Valentine's day for some reason

>>10487505
Why not enjoy your squats and push ups at home ?
Why do you need to go to a gym for that ?

Just think of all the stuff you could buy from what you pay monthly for the gym.

mom bought some alcohol today
this makes me happy

>>10487514
Degenerate.

>>10487508

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsNrxqgss

osusume

>>10487505
why are you trying to make yourself look better to how others perceive you?

>>10487519
Who in the year 2013 lifts for other people? It's for yourself you fucking betamax asscommander.

>>10487523
fune-san ;_;

>>10487519
Who said I lift for other people? I like lifting.

>>10487515
I can't benchpress and stuff at home, and the gym fee is cheap, and besides, it's my parents that pay it.

>>10487531

this song is ethereal swansong for fallen fune-san

dont be sad, hes reincarnate as beautiful phoenix

kono koe de tsuyoku ni naru

>>10487524
"i'm only lifting for myself" - every deluded gym /jp/sie

Stop kidding yourself.
unless ur fat as fug and is risking death by obesity you have no valid reason to go to a gym

>>10487541
"Man, I wonder if I fit in yet xD?!"

- anon after trying really hard to impress his truNEET bros on /jp/

>>10487541
Why wouldn't you do something you enjoy?

>>10487548
e/b/in counterargument br0 10/10

>>10487559
I reversed your own crossboard tactic back on you, and I did it better. There's no need to be frustrated. I will teach you how to be a better shitposter if you ask me nicely. Go ahead, say please.

Here where I live it would be weird if someone got valentines day gifts from their family members, it's usually for friends, work partners and lovers only.

>>10487541
Not the guy you're talking to, but I've been exercising at home for a while now. I rarel leave the house and only do it for myself.

I'm not super ripped or anything but it's nice to see muscles bulge when flexing. I'd think everyone is a little narcissistic in that regard.

i'm becoming paranoid there are people i know on /jp/. i can't really take it easy like this.

>>10487649

inbou inbou inbou!
its all conspiracy!
and /jp/ is part of it......

Please be mine, Adolf.

>>10487663
Why would anyone admire a mass murderer?

inbouuuuuuuuu

>>10487670
> Jews and Slavs
> People

i hate valentine's day

Admiring myself, wining and dining just what i'd like.

>>10487677
me too

fucking my gf and studying japanese

I was gonna go see Die Hard but apparently it's awful. Might just stay home and watch Die Hard 3 instead.

>>10487414

theres a new die hard movie out? im so out of the loop.

>>10487693
no
#3 was the last one
trust me

someone more getting trouble with ''why aren't you searching for a girlfriend?'' from the parents?

or everyone here actually lives alone?

>>10487707
my mom gave up

>>10487710
Mine, too.

>>10487707
No. They probably think I'm gay at this point

It's 15. Mr. Valentine would be dead by now.

>>10487710
>>10487716

my mom gave up after trying to seduce me and came to the conclusion i must be gay

Today I'm gonna confess to the boy I like. Wish me luck /jp/

>>10487723
Fuck off faggot.

>>10487721
Tell us more

>>10487725
This guy knows. Better be ready for a sucker punch.

>>10487730

I'd rather not, and shes not even that hot. although now i have a milf and tranny fetish, thanks mom

>>10487707
My parents never ask me anything about that. They make hints at me about it. I think my mother knows I'm gay judging by what she says to me sometimes and my father is probably in total denial even though it shows through so much around him that he would have to be blind, deaf, and retarded to not know since I'm around him so much. If they have something to say to me or ask me, why don't they just do it to my face? I don't bite.

>>10487734
> If they have something to say to me or ask me, why don't they just do it to my face?

I hope you get fucking cancer. Fuck off back to tumblr you degenerate.

>>10487721
Your mom tries to seduce you? That must be repulsive even if you are straight. Unless you actually like her that is.

>>10487734
theyre afraid of the truth obviously. i hope eventually they come around snd you talk and they can end up accepting it.

>>10487739
Why would they accept their mentally defective son?

>>10487736
Thank you anon, you're so kind.

>>10487732
> tranny fetish, thanks mom

Is your mom a tranny?

>>10487736
i don't want you calling people degenerate.

>>10487742
I'm being serious, I hope you die.

>>10487745
I don't want faggots posting on my board.

making love to a beautiful japenese women

>>10487707
I get constant 'Do you have a girlfriend' questions, which are then followed by 'It's fine if you're gay' upon my saying no.

Why is everyone so gay?

>>10487771
We are all gay for you, anon

>>10487751
It's like you actually think I care. I can't be bothered to hate someone as stupid as you people here that have such hatred towards all sexuality but your own. I actually find it interesting. What drives you people to be so directly hateful and negative all the time?

>>10487778
Don't tease me anon.

>>10487779
Don't speak to me you fucking subhuman, know your place.

Valkyria Chronicles with gin and tonic!

happy singles awareness day, /jaypeg/
see you in some shitty korean mmo

>>10487707
My dad thinks I'm gay, and my mum thinks I'm purposely leaving it out for the future because of the importance of getting a good education and life before doing all of that.

While it is partly true, the real reason is because I just value my hobbies and education over trivial and stupid things like relationships. And I don't think my perception of that will ever change(hopefully) even after I get a well paid job.

>>10487843
>education

-Official /jp/ reminder-

If you are currently employed, enrolled in education OR receive a welfare check you do not belong on /jp/. End of story. If you are in the aforementioned categories, please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation.

I'm going to play Tera all day and hope my tea arrives

>>10487859
>Tera
>paying to eat shit

>>10487866
I-Its free to play now ...

>>10487866
Who are you quoting?

>>10487843
Relationships are something you don't learn to appreciate until you find the right girl that you're compatible with and actually allow it to develop. From the outside I can certainly understand it looking meaningless compared to your hobbies, I've been there.
I hope you're able to find someone.

>>10487887
>>>/r9k/

>>10487887

It's time for you to leave, neurotypical.

>>10487887
what do you even DO
i don't get it

>>10487153
Totally legit.

Fuck off.

>>10487887
Relationships are extremely over rated. Don't get me wrong I really do want to find someone to form some sort of meaningful connection with for a while but everything you're looking for in life you already have in yourself, the things you do in life can just serve as keys for unlocking that whatever they may be. The only thing life really boils down to is search of pleasure and peace. You may not always be able to find pleasure but that inner peace is what you already have, you just need to know how to connect with it through what you do. Life really is that simple. Meaning is personal, anything can be meaningful to anyone and human connection isn't always high on that list.

>>10487859
what server?

have a Nice day, jp

>>10487707

I get "when will decide to want to get a car" more than the girlfriend thing from my mom. And whenever she mentions getting a girlfriend, she speaks in a tone like it's futile anyway.

>>10487887
>until you find the right girl that you're compatible with

That does not apply to those of us who aren't socially skilled enough to find even one person interested in us.

Please be respectful to the majority or leave.

>>10487707
My mother gave up on girlfriends a long time ago, and now keeps asking me when I mean to move out.

Women are gross

>>10487913
I agree, but at the same time I justified isolating myself for 5 years by constantly telling myself I was fulfilled. It was what I wanted and everyone else was just deluded by the greeting card industry's concept of romance and the rat race of life. I felt I was enlightened by seeing past that and choosing to spend my time locked in my room staring at a screen. Now I have no memories of the past 5 years. I was intentionally trying to escape any kind of real emotion or connection with others and it worked fabulously. The only thing I have left to track that time was what anime aired during what season, it's a giant hole in my youth and I regret it every day.

I don't really think romance is necessary, but I do think you should try to find someone to share some of life's experiances with. Soak up every day and make them diverse.

My mom tried to set me up with a girl at her work last year but luckily nothing ever happened.

>>10487954
twotypesofneet.txt

>>10487954
>I agree, but at the same time I justified isolating myself for 5 years by constantly telling myself I was fulfilled. It was what I wanted and everyone else was just deluded by the greeting card industry's concept of romance and the rat race of life. I felt I was enlightened by seeing past that and choosing to spend my time locked in my room staring at a screen. Now I have no memories of the past 5 years. I was intentionally trying to escape any kind of real emotion or connection with others and it worked fabulously. The only thing I have left to track that time was what anime aired during what season, it's a giant hole in my youth and I regret it every day.

You sound like every other falseNEET piece of shit on /jp/. If you don't like the lifestyle then stop living it you pathetic loser.

>>10487964
I don't live it, but did from 2006-2011.

>>10487954

The amount you type about yourself and the fact that you expect everyone to give a shit shows how much of a normal you are and always have been

The only female that ever showed any type of interest in my in the past ten years got pregnant by her boss. I have work today but I want to drink myself stupid.

when i was in grade school valentine's day meant all kids would bring in candy and give it to everyone in the class indiscriminately. most kids would even write out the fake valentine to personally address everyone in class, even if you didn't like them.

in fact i'm pretty sure it was an unspoken rule; if you brought in candy you had to give it to everyone, which, you know, kind of destroys the point of valentine's day but it was a christian school. they don't even acknowledge sex exists. free candy!

>>10487926
>socially skilled enough to find even one person interested in us


It moreso boils down to the absurdity of my obsession towards the otaku medium(s) other than problems with social interaction for me.

I can easily fit in/interact with normal people, the problem primarily lies in the person other than myself.

Even if I were to sacrifice my time and money for that matter, I'd most likely end up with someone that's completely incompatible with me. My ideals for a partner is too restricted towards my own well being.

So if I had the interest of getting into a relationship, it would with most certainty still end up as a failure, unless I'd alter and throw my hobbies aside for the sake of this person, which that too will never happen. The chances for a person to actually meet my qualifications is virtually impossible.

>>10487954

You seem to think it's impossible to have chosen this lifestyle. I've been social. I forced myself to make friends. It made me have a fucking mental breakdown. That's what it is to be introverted dude, some people just aren't built for socializing and that's fine. Stop acting like everyone should be the same as you.

>>10487918
MT, but I have a level 41 lancer on LoT also

>>10487954
Regrets are a natural part of life.
Learn to enjoy them. It isn't as hard as you might think.

>>10487994
Yes, if you feel like you can't be yourself with someone, you shouldn't give them your time.

I doubt many girls would care about your hobbies though. I just caught up on the last few episodes of AKB0048 with my gf watching, she doesn't care and neither would any other worthwhile friend.

>>10487991
It's times like these that the fact I can't drink really gets to me.

>>10487954

5 years is nothing fag. At least you didn't have to work or anything.

>>10488010
>my gf

Get the fuck out of /jp/. Why are people like this even here?

>>10488025
Because this whole site is beyond saving.

>>10488010
I don't think she'd appreciate me having a wank and reading japanese porn games which involves children. Or the fact that I learned the language just to do so.

Neither would she be happy with the excessive expenditure that would go towards my hobbies.

>>10487994
Yes, this. it's not hard to fake being likable and interesting. social interaction is a lot of acting already and i've had three girlfriends that shared some sliver of similar interest but its just not that great. If I did find someone who shared all the same interests, they'd probably have terrible hygeine or just plan ass-faced and we'd hate eachother, and i'd have to work my ass off to support us both. These last 5 years of no women aside from my waifu have been the easiest i've taken it.

on the topic of waifu I really want to post my photo but /jp/ has been very rude today, and I don't like /a/ stupidity.

>>10488041
>i've had three girlfriends
>/a/

That explains a lot.

>>10488041
>/jp/ has been very rude today
/jpj/ is very rude every day.

>>10488025
It's not that hard to get a girlfriend and like touhou on the side. Lighten up, bruh.

>>10488050

I know what you mean bro.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/0384638

>>10488050
Filthy unvirgins and sexhavers are not welcome in /jp/.

>>10488050
Stop trolling.

>>10488050
>>10487971

Lets see 27 years old...5 years...gf...hmmmm

>>10488056
Stop with the false elitism, you pretend virgin.

>>10488055
My sides are literally out of orbit.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/0384652

>>10488049
i've never browsed /a/ except for morbid curiosity, nor do I ever plan to

>>10488048
it just seems extra shitty for some reason, thena gain i'm usually not awake during the day so maybe its just daytime /jp/

>>10488062
My elitism may be feigned, but my virginity is an indisputable fact.

>>10488050
how hard is to make your girlfriend like touhou ?

I tried to show touhou to every 'otaku' girl I've meet
none of them showed interested

so, no girlfriend for me

is there one of these this year

>>10488068
fuck off normie

You guys are acting like you didn't know /jp/ is now majority normals and /cgl/ feminists

>you don't learn to appreciate until you find the right girl
>it's a giant hole in my youth and I regret it every day
>i've had three girlfriends
>/jp/ has been very rude
>bruh
>my sides

Okay, we get it. You can leave now.

>>10488068
Nobody here would welcome you. You'd know that if you actually browsed the board.

It was spent in my room.

>>10488076

I like how they're easily identifiable just from what they post. I almost feel like a detective.

>>10488080
I've always wondered how many individual people that post here. I find it hard to tell regular posters apart unless they make it very obvious.

>>10488080
I only know one actual "/cgl/ feminist" who ever came to /jp/ and she doesn't post anymore. The rest are just shit trolls.

>>10488076
>/jp/ is now majority normals

I didn't want to believe. This thread isn't helping.

>>10488077
Hi i'm Anonymous with 580 karma and 2,100 posts! (Since September 2008) My opinion matters!

Its nice to make assumptions about people. Cute, even.

>>10488075
Sleeping all day makes people normalfags? Shit maybe I can actually get a job like this.

>>10488076
>now

>>10487920
cute dog.

>>10488091
>I didn't want to believe.
There are limits to how deeply in denial you can be.

>>10488088
>Sleeping all day makes people normalfags?
No, >>10488079 do.

>>10487993
is this a christian elementary thing? mine did the same. how do public schools do it?

>>10488097
Having a girlfriend in the past doesn't make you a normalfag any more than trying out weed or drinking on special occasions makes you a pothead or alcoholic.

>>10488108
Having a girlfriend doesn't make you one either, but blogging about it certainly does.

>>10488113
You're implying this entire thread isn't one giant crybaby blogfest.

>>10488091
Being a normal isn't about mostly how you live but how you think and why you think that way. Normal is just another word for completely brainwashed human sheep. If you want to get a girlfriend and a job for money fine if that makes you happy but if you're just doing it because you've always been told that is what you must do then your being a normal. If you have any kind of judgements on others based on only society's collective views and/or the goverment then you are a normal. Normals exclusively follow others because they were always told to, nothing more.

>>10488115
Huh, where did I imply that?

>>10488118
I consider anyone with enough social skills to get a girlfriend or have a healthy social life (without acting) a normalfag, whatever his hobbies and thoughts are.

>>10487260

He really thinks this is what Vday's origins are. Fun fact: All major "christian" holidays are lies to cover up the true old pagan holidays. In essence, christianity has mind-raped society into believing its lies

>>10488130
Why did you spoiler that?

>>10488126
>without acting
Everybody acts.

>>10488118

If you can handle and are willing to put yourself through all the social shit involved with relationships you are a normal.

>>10488126
Social skills are just social skills, whether you have them or not doesn't mean anything in the long run for total normality. You can be a socially retarded or isolated normal. Like I said, it's just about why you do what you do. Social skills are more a tool, you can get more out of life if you know how to play your words correctly.

>>10487373

>BF3

absolutelydisgusting.jpg
beadvised.exe
getoutofjp.tiff

>>10488138
Why not just post those instead of referring to them? We can't look at your hard drive you know.

>>10488143
you can't post three images in one reply.

>>10488134
I meant genuinely enjoying and actively taking part in social stuff instead of putting a mask on the few interactions you're obligated to do.

>>10488137
Well, that's your opinion. As I've said, I consider normalcy to be directly related to social skills.

>>10488145
Only two of those are images. You can always make two posts or you know, upload the files elsewhere. I don't know about the rest of /jp/, but I'm not psychic. Post your files next time.

>>10488085
You mean that Pirates of Caribbean "girl"

>>10488126
That's pretty bitter.
>(without acting)
Its all feigning interest anyway. I mean unless you really are some weirdo athlete.

>>10487523

Not him, but that reminded me of the song I most used to sing with my japanese drunk old man friends while I was in Japan in a karaoke bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss9xKM9Vc

>>10488148
I'd consider someone who puts on a mask a normal. Why put yourself in the position which even requires a mask? Why not avoid social interactions entirely if you don't enjoy them? You're forcing yourself into those situations, sounds like normal behavior to me. A true anti-normal avoid stuff like that.

>>10488148
>I meant genuinely enjoying and actively taking part in social stuff

What are you doing right now?

Are you not enjoying it and putting a mask on?

>>10488156
I'm studying Computer Science, I go to class, sit alone and go back to home, that's been my life for almost 3 years. I don't have friends and I'm not interested in socializing, but when I'm assigned a group work I have to cope with it.

>>10488156
>Why put yourself in the position which even requires a mask?
Because I want to get a decent paying job to pay for my hobbies. I'm planning to get a job with as little interaction as possible.

>>10487670

>mass murder
>glorious Führer that tried to save us from all the horrible disgusting rat jews that he knew would destroy us if left unchecked

Hitotsu o erande kudasai

>>10488164
Do you honestly consider imageboards healthy social interaction? And they're pretty much the only sites I visit.

>>10488170
>healthy

Woah there! That wasn't in your original post. Why wouldn't this be healthy anyway, assuming you've had "healthy" in mind all along.

This is still social interaction and you're actively taking part in it.

>>10488170
Nobody's claiming it's healthy, but you clearly enjoy talking to people to some degree, or you wouldn't be here.

>>10488171
>>10488174
Yes, I enjoy talking online anonymously to people that have similar sociopathic traits about my escapist hobbies. I'm such a normal!

>>10488174
>>10488171

This is a different kind of interaction. You wouldn't tell someone in real life "ooh sick burn, I hate to be the guy who just got told" would you?

>>10488193
Why wouldn't you?

>>10488195

Because you wouldn't. It would seem out of place unless you're really outspoken which not many people are.

>/jp/, my friends are here

lel

>>10488202
who quot

>>10488200
Yeah it would seem out of place if nobody was getting burned. When you see someone getting fucking owned IRL, why wouldn't you say that? It's what you're thinking and I bet your friend or whoever is thinking the same thing.

>>10488202
>/jp/, my only friends are here
fixed

>>10488190
>Yes, I enjoy talking online anonymously to people. I'm such a normal!
As long as you're honest with yourself.

>>10488190
You actively seek out people who you are comfortable around and maybe even share your interest(s).

Sounds pretty normal to me.

>>10487851

You left out if you are leeching off your parents like a sad loser.

>>10488208
>>10488212
I guess everyone that has ever used any imageboard is a normal person, then. In which case it'd seem my idea of normal is different from yours.

>>10487954

Wow, I sure to hell hope you have actual relationship experience now after spouting all that crap or you just made yourself look like a real retard.

>>10488217
Some people get social anxiety posting on imageboards. I don't classify them as normal, those people have issues. You, on the other hand, enjoy social interaction on the internet and handle social interaction well in real life.

>>10487993

What anime is that pic from?

>>10488166
#hitlerwasright
#swag
#yolo

>>10488223

Damage control I see. I'm on to yah normal scum.

>>10488224
Battletoads

>>10488212
> you are comfortable around
Would you be comfortable actually talking with these people in person, face to face?
The fact that you consider "talking" anonymously on an image board the same thing makes a you a fucking idiot.

>>10488223
Just to clarify, >>10488242 isn't the person you were talking to.

>>10488073

Yes they are working on it in /a/. The thread comes and goes though. I hope there is a youtube video version too like last year.

>>10488253

Does it matter? This thread is shit.

>>10488133

Because I didn't want to greentext it.

>>10488143

>We can't look at your hard drive you know.

>being so new to 4chan that you can't instantly visualize those 3 images without actually seeing them

I can't talk normally to be people unless I think i'll never see them again. I don't have to worry about fucking up first impression so I can just take it easy. If it's something like a coworker or a classmate I always come off as awkward and wind-up fucking up a first impression anyways.

>>10488226

#realamericansprotectisreal
#normalfaggot
#ilikehookjewnosesupmyanus
#kikelover
#lookatmeimpoliticallycorrectcanigacceptedbysocietyandgetagfnow
#jesuswasajew

>>10487136
;_; yeah...

My Waifu! Nihihi~!

>>10489259
>nack

>>10489259
cute keychain