/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anzu Futaba, wurst idol

>>10466354
ANZU A SHIT

>>10466357
>wurst

>>10466357

So how would you react if Anzu was in the next iM@S console game?

>>10466461
I'll be really disappointed if the next main entry doesn't have the Cinderella girls.

>>10466461
Death threats

smelly neet pussy

>>10466461
if it also means Kirari gets a chance to shine then I can live with it

>>10466965
>Kirari gets a chance to shine

>>10466965
I love this odd expression she's making.

>>10467564
If someone told me she's a post-op transexual I would believe it.

falseNEET
falseLOLI
falseIDOL

>>10466448
l-lewd...

>>10467577
Whatever dude.

Why are Anzu's feet so erotic?

>>10467622
Too smelly.

>>10467644
NEETfeet

Anzu a shit

>>10467564

>>10467656
oneesan and mature idols are the best

>>10468125
I don't dislike them

>>10467656
Why does she have to stick out so much of her big full breasts? Doesn't she know it's extremely erotic? What if she ran into somebody with no self control? She should dress a little more conservatively.

>>10468141
She had to have a tit job to get into the idol industry because nobody could give two shits about her before

>>10468141
Uggggh why can't she be a real loli...

>>10468171
You got something against old lolis or what?

anzu hutaba

Forever 16

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>>10474181
do you get paid to post this in every thread?

>>10474181
Living off welfare makes you more of a drain on society therefore more NEET.

>>10474184
That ain't tru

>>10474181
But that's just your opinion.

>>10474185
A truNEET must be completely detached from society. You are dependent on normies to survive, they own you.

You are false.

>>10474185
Why would you want to be a drain on society? Better to not be a part of society at all.

>>10474192
>>10474185
falseNEET belong on /a/b/v/. Please evacuate the premises immediately. Thank you for your cooperation

>>10474197
How does a truNEET survive? Farming bitcoins?

>>10474192
It's a fact decided on by the High truNEET Council of /jp/. Sorry, but you'll have to leave.

>>10474206
Posts like this make me wonder if you're serious or not. Personally I am a truNEET, but you sound facetious with your High Council bullshit.

>>10474204
I'm interested in an answer to this, too. I had to abondon NEETdom to get a stay at home job so I wouldn't die.

>>10474197
But you're dependent on the house you live in, built by normies, the food you eat, grown and sold by normies, the computer you use, designed and manufactured by normies, the electricity you use to power that computer, provided by normies and the internet, largely run by normies at this point.

>>10474214
I'm serious, and the council isn't a joke.

>>10474217
falseNEETs like you would not understand, for you have not been enlightened yet. It's impossible to be tru whilst receiving a welfare check or employed/in education.

The dichotomy of real/virtual means nothing to us ascended ones.

>>10474223
You're not lying to me, are you?

>>10474225
Stay here long enough and you will start to notice certain clues hidden in the posts on truNEETs. They will reveal to you the path and the secrets behind the council, once decoded.

Good luck.

>>10474230
I will do this, my autism is too strong not to.

If you're playing a trick on a fellow truNEET, it's time to fess up.

>>10474242
I cannot help you any further, I can only show you the door. Whether to step through it, is up to you.

I am an epicNEET

I live with my parents.

>>10474224
That's not a very good response. I'm not in education, employment or training, and I don't receive welfare. I'm the very definition of NEET.

You fail to realize that you are more dependent on normies than most normies are. If society collapsed tomorrow you'd be sitting in the dark waiting for the power to come back on. The people you're describing, those 'completely detached from society' exist, but they sure as shit don't have internet access.

>>10474267
You may be NEET, but are you tru? This is doubtful, your style is not that of one currently on a higher plane. The internet is my consciousness, it cannot be turned off, it's ever-flowing like the sands of time.

You will understand in the future, but first you must believe.

>>10474267
Some do. They use a satellite connection and get the power from a personal generator.

>>10474279
I'm a truer neet than you'll ever be I don't even bother to piss in bottles anymore I just go. Pants? What pants? I haven't worn clothes for over 12 years. You ever see that episode of Nip/Tuck where that fat lady was literally fused to her couch? I have surpassed that. My entire nervous system along with the other essential bodily systems has woven itself into my house. I have become my house.

Here is a picture of a Touhou.

>>10474329
>I'm a truer neet than you'll ever be
>You ever see that episode of Nip/Tuck

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>>10474338
Look at this faget doesn't have enough time to watch literally everything ever created maybe you should try fusing with your house then maybe you could even attempt to compete with sentient house beings on my level

Here is a picture of a Higurashi

>>10474349
wurst higurashi

>Get me out of here~
>Get me out of here~

I'm facing the work.
truest NEETS. . .

The dark nights made me feel unnoticed.
Now I'm facing work and my happiness is unfocused
NEETs being forced to work hard, puttin they life on the line for a false dream.
Uncle Sam just another false prophet.

We need a truNEET to step it up.
You ain't gotta fight, but the fals gonna try to fuck you up
Ain't nobody dodging this work except us.
Ain't nobody hating on NEETs except cops.

>Get me out of here~
>Get me out of here~

In the background normies was saying shit.
Try to force out a NEET and get your forehead split.
Locked down, keeping the fals behind him.
Faking sicks was the only thing I knew besides crying.

Facing work, 36 to life.
I copped insanity and I told lies.
The court was a boat ride
The judge saw me cry, now I'm gettin the bucks and I won't die.

NEETs, think before you move.
You need to speak before you cry.
You got to lie or you're gonna die.

No more work. It's your girl Reimu.
truNEETs.
This for anybody who's going for the bucks.

>>10474353
I didn't know she was german.

Could you recall a NEET that used to be crying?
Now I'm flying, don't plan on falling.
If you see a woman then it's time to run, they'll break you down have you crawling.
I stay inside cause I got plans bigger than career projects.
I run with NEET soldiers that are tenga toting.
truNEETs that go hard like Rambo, wearing fatigues with the camo coating.
We watch out for bullies and then we scope em
Shoot on the NEET hater, fake Quick Draw McGraw bully, see ya later.
NEETs cradle to the grave'd you
The normals made you, but where are they when you need them to save you?
Pull down his pants, let's give him a shave, just pass the anti-bully weapon
Now we move quick and make our escape on the NEET zeppelin.

Bully looks under his cock and sees he's missing two little beans, ya know what I mean.
Now we land and we're home, back at our scene.
Nothing but dick musk is all you'll smell here, NEETs lying nude next to piss bottles and fleshlight shells.
Ring the dinner bell and make it sound as loud as you can, only food will make the NEETs come down from their dens.
TruNEETs like alcohol, ramen, white rice, and stew, now plug your nose and mop the floor as they poo.

Remember the rules: The tru stay tru, never go out, jobs are for normals and you're better than that, enjoy your lifetime because unemployment is enjoyment.
Watch for the fake though because they're like snakes, weak-willed men seeking out women and employment.
Autist, virgin, sperglord, the bullies will call you all three.
But keep it tru, get the bux, and see if they're still laughing as their taxes buy your dolls and everything's free

Hey guys I think we should all turn off our computers and get some sleep, we got stuff to do tomorrow

>>10474181
Well like it or not you need money to survive. If you're not working or receiving a check from the government you're either a millionaire (which I doubt) or living off of your parents or someone else, which in way goes against what you're saying because how would they get their money? By working.

>>10466354

>>10466461
She's obviously very popular, for NBGI there are no breaks on the iM@S money train when it comes to popular characters.

chang

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I want to put my penis in Anzu. I don't want to ejaculate though. I just want to insert my penis fully into her vagina, and then pull it out and go about whatever I was doing before.

>>10480499
Why is there never any bulge? Does he tuck?

Anzu is naked

chang

Why does she always have that smirk? Is it an nonvolatile muscle contraction? Is she holding in a poopy?

who anzu here?

besides Kirari and Suzuho that is

>>10485996
traced CP?

>>10488044
Or, you know...someone who knows how to draw?

>>10487967
Can someone please shed some light on this?

>>10488064
It's her どや顔

>>10488064
it's just an expression to make her look like she's uncomfortable being all moe-moe or something
it's one of her defining features I guess

>>10488053
Maybe. I've posted suspicious pictures like that before in /b/, and every once in a blue moon someone responds with "lol I have the original of that", they get called on it and upload it after which the thread instantly 404s. Traced CP definitely exists.

>>10467573
Why?

>>10488105
because he's jealous of kirari being taller than him?

>>10488152
Kirai is just GOLIATH

chang

>>10491459
>>10488152
How tall is she? Like 5'6?
Every single time a Japanese otaku culture medium says a girl is tall, she never fails to be a midget by western standards.

>>10492886
7 feet

>>10492886
184cm

She towers over /jp/ manlets

Fee-fi-fo-fum

>>10492899
You could probably set up a real photograph like that with just that camera angle.

Anzu truneeted all over the floor!

I wish to do cute, but not lewd things with Anzuchang.

>>10493541
Hot pic, dude.

Who is Anzu?

>>10493541
What I would not give to press my face in all that NEET.

I would let anzu NEET all over my face for my meal in a heart beat.

chang

Those little pant things she wears. Just wanna SNIFF them so bad, so badly.

>>10491426
>jpg

>>10492924
Thank you. I think I will try making some money with this technique. Is fetish portraiture profitable?

>>10500778
People will pay for anything.

>>10502384
Is that supposed to be Exodia?

>>10502405
yep

Why is Kirari so huge? Is she sick? Will she never stop growing? Will she be crushed by her own weight once she grows too much?