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would you buy a sex doll?

>> No.10336178

No.

>> No.10336177

The things I would do to it...

>> No.10336371 [DELETED] 

I often dream about hiding in the forest for hours waiting for the perfect lone little school girl. I would then smack her in the head with my iron shovel so that she faints and drag her to one of my favorite secret places in the forest that I know no one knows of. I would take my time as I undress her and have sex with her beautiful little pink vagina while she lay unconscious. When I have completed my pleasure I would leave her to regain her conscious and she will simply wonder what happened to her. No one will know what have happened. I hope I can man up enough to sometime fulfill this plan.

>> No.10336422

>>10336371
Please no because there is so much wrong with what you just said.

>> No.10336445

i would, but its too expensive

>> No.10336453

>>10336371
If I ever become suicidal for whatever reason, I'll try and do this. And bring a gun with me so if the cops storm in on me while in the act I'll just pop it in my mouth.

>> No.10336463

>>10336371
>>10336453

you are the reason why people think jp is for psychs

>> No.10336491

>>10336371
epic post dude

>> No.10336497

>>10336371

I think you've seen too many movies, hitting someone in the head hard enough make them unconscious with an iron shovel, has a very high chance of them never waking up at all.

In movies, sure, they wake up all the time, in real life, when that shit happens, something called brain hemorrhaging most likely will happen. You would be shocked at the amount of dumbfuck teenagers who think it's no big deal to slam a kids head into the street, or hit him with something heavy in the back of the head, then once their on court for murder be saying "but I wasn't trying to kill them, I had no clue it would kill them".

Why don't you just kidnap one without hitting them? If anything, a hyperdermic syringe with benzos, would be much slower, but safer.

>>10336453

Same for you.

>>10336463

I like psychopaths, creeps, and weirdos (on the internet) more so then normals. There is a LOT of normals here, often times I feel like I say such weird shit, that not even I fit in here, and I don't.

>> No.10336550

>>10336497
A syringe is kind of clumsy to use on someone unless you manage to restrain them first. I'm not sure how hard it'd be to figure out the right dose for someone of unknown age and body mass.

I think smothering to the point of passing out would be a somewhat safe and reliable method, people should pass out some time before death or brain damage is taking place, and it doesn't involve obtaining potentially incriminating objects like a syringe and drugs.
It'll have its risks, but I imagine they'd be small.

>> No.10336599

>>10336550

Hypodermic syringe dude, you can put that shit literally any where you want, no need to look for a vein. It's not hard to figure out how much benzos it would take to put someone into a state of being completely fucked up, not being able to move much, and passed out. The good part for them, is that they probably won't remember a single thing either.

Still fucked up though.

>> No.10336612 [DELETED] 

>>10336497
Thank you for the tips. Many days ago I was breaking some really hard thick ice on some concrete stairs with an iron shovel. I was surprised by how powerful this simple digging tool was. I'm pretty sure I could amputate entire limbs with it. I've been thinking about the little girl stuff ever since. It's something I've been wanting to do for a long time, but so far I could only masturbate to pictures and thoughts of them.

Anyways, I did think of the chance of the girl to die by the strike, but I thought it was pretty unlikely. I wouldn't want her to die as there'd obviously be a police investigation.

I don't want to hurt her or see her afraid of me, so outright kidnapping is out of the question. I think I will have to spend some time researching on drugs that may assist with knocking her out of her senses.

>>10336550
>smothering
Now, is that as easy as in the movies? The worst thing that could happen is that she manages to get free and runs for help. That would be the end of me.

>> No.10336614

>>10336599
Not him, but is there something I could put, like, on a towel, and make them breath to fall asleep? I just really wish I could cuddle with a cute little boy at least once before dying. I'm not a rapist or anything.

>> No.10336628

Try that /b/ chloroform guide,.

>> No.10336633

>>10336612
I'm sure you can keep a hold on a little girl.

>> No.10336635

>>10336599
>Hypodermic syringe dude, you can put that shit literally any where you want, no need to look for a vein.
I was more thinking of the chance of tearing a vein or something important if they were struggling whilst you did it. Or if the needle would snap in such an event. I have no idea how sturdy/dangerous they are.

>> No.10336644 [DELETED] 

>>10336614
>cuddle with a cute little boy
I would let you cuddle with any of my three nephews. (currently 7 years and younger) The oldest one is really cuddlish. Sadly, I have little interest in little boys, but I still enjoy playing with them. They also look up to me, which nobody else does.

There's a complete devoid of girls in my family. Sometimes I wish I had nieces, but then I'm afraid I might get too close to her and my brother would kill me.

>> No.10336676

>>10336614
Chloroform is what you're after I guess.

>> No.10336693

>>10336644
That sounds really nice. I usually prefer them a little bit older, but 7 is fine too.
>>10336676
I'll look it up.

>> No.10336739
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>>10336693

>> No.10336753

Honestly, no. I would have no room for it, it would be a waste of money, and I would be creeped out by it.

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>> No.10337106

Yes, but there's no way to warm it up nicely.

>> No.10337218

>>10336169
>>10336808
I think /jp/ just sparked a doll fetish in me.

>> No.10337243

>>10336753

much like a real 3d companion amirite hue

>> No.10337521

do they make male ones?

i've never seen one

>> No.10338713

>>10337106
Just put it in a hot bath.

>> No.10338718

>>10337106
Use your body heat.

>> No.10338720
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10338720

Yeah, and it'd be of mai waifu.

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>>10338720

>> No.10338743

>>10336739
Do you know that feel when the fumes from making this will kill anyone who attempts it?
Shiggy diggy doop

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>>10336169
Are these things even legal in the US? I mean, child sex dolls?

>> No.10338793

>>10338785
I don't see why they should be illegal. Nobody is hurt when someone fucks a doll.

>> No.10338799

>>10338793
No one is hurt when someone looks at computer CG, but that's still considered child porn. No one is hurt when a 15 year old has consensual sex with a 20 year old, but that's still statutory rape.

>> No.10338813

>>10338793
no one gets hurt when loli manga

>> No.10338816

related thread in /gif/
>>>/gif/5403100

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>>10338816
I'll post some links from a \b\ on these dolls. I'm thinking but the new dolls are $4,000 Aus, (goods news is some chinese will be opening up a store in Sydney)

>> No.10338834

>>10338720
>>10338722
She has a serious case of down.

>> No.10338844
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>>10338827
http://www.makepure.com/dollimage4.html


http://www.dsdoll.com/en/gallery.html

jp for a little boy
http://www.kanojotoys.com/puni-syota-otoko-anal-hole-p-1413html

and for anyone laughing at the doll losers think on this

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/south-koreas-battle-of-the-singles-flooded-by-men/story-fnet09p2-1226543153744

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>>10338834

>> No.10338851

>>10338844
>http://www.kanojotoys.com/puni-syota-otoko-anal-hole-p-1413.html
Wow. That's pretty awesome. I've been waiting for a shota sex toy for so long. Thank you. Shame it's not an actual doll, though. I care more about touching and cuddling with little boys than fucking them.

>> No.10338853

girls are cool because they are soft and warm

these things look hard and cold

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>>10336371

>> No.10338865

Why was this deleted? As far as I know you can't break any laws with text alone.
>>10336371

>> No.10338876

>>10338865
I was actually just about to ask that.

Also it seems on topic, giving the reason he'd buy a sex doll. Or something.

>> No.10338883

>>10338865
>>10338876
Spammer reposted for trolling purpose.

>> No.10338887

>>10338883
But it was relevant to the thread and added to the discussion.

>> No.10338890

>>10338865
You can in Australia. Will return with a source soon.

>> No.10338896

>>10338853
Funny shit, I thought that It's the dolls that are cool because they look soft and warm.

While girls are hard and cold

>> No.10338908

>>10336628
chloroform reciepe : aceton + hydrochloric acid.
Source: haloform reaction.

Then you just have to find a way to separate the chloroform from that without filling the whole room with vapors of it and passing out while you've set fire to your house.
Contrary to popular belief, this is the part where most people fail and die, not at finding chemical or making them react.

>> No.10338914

>>10338890
But 4chan does not have to abide to Australian laws.

>> No.10338920

>>10338914
No, of course not, I didn't mean to suggest that. It just reminded me of a case I had read about.

The closest I could find was:
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/child-porn-book-the-pearl-still-being-sold-in-australia-after-tasmanian-man-convicted-for-downloading-it/story-e6frg6ox-1226015197430

However, that finding was later revoked:
http://www.themercury.com.au/article/2011/08/11/252251_scalesofjustice.html

The case that I was looking for involved a man who, while in jail, wrote down and showed another prisoner his fantasies involving children. I couldn't find that case.

>> No.10338926

>>10338785
>Are these things even legal in the US? I mean, child sex dolls?
Yes, they are legal in the US. It's just a doll.

>> No.10338954

>>10338785
maybe it's just me, but is there something off with the girl's right hand?

>> No.10339054

>>10338920
>while in jail, wrote down and showed another prisoner his fantasies involving children
That's probably the single stupidest thing to do in jail.

>> No.10339056

>>10338954
Just looks kind of stiff and unnatural.

>> No.10345160

I've yet to find a picture of one of these things being fucked.

>> No.10345210

>>10345160
If you find one, post a link to the image if you don't want to post NSFW.

>> No.10345231

>>10338785
I wonder if I can get this into the country by taking a boat to Nihon and back, and driving cross country back to my house.

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>>10338816
Anything bigger? I'm not much into mystia_flap_flap.

>> No.10345559

>>10337106
The ones from Orient come with an optional heating blanket.

>> No.10345567

>>10345160
There's a JAV with one of these

>> No.10345779

>>10345567
Which one?

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