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Finish this exchange

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: _____________

>> No.10329506

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: Big THIS *whips out dick*

>> No.10329512

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: Maybe for you

>> No.10329530

I approve of this countenance

>> No.10329534

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: Benis in vagina :-DDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.10329548

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: f uck your c ock

>> No.10329556

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: Doushio

>> No.10329559

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: I don't understand where this conversation is going.

>> No.10329564

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: Yu? Take it easy?

>> No.10329567

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: Are you calling me fat?!

>> No.10329589

>>10329556
Best.

>> No.10329593
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10329593

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: *zwip* And now so are you.

>> No.10329600

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: ur a faget

>> No.10329630

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: _____SURPRISE!________

>> No.10329646

>>10329630
What did I tell you about my heart?

>> No.10329648

>>10329630
ビックリした!!!
ヽ(ヽ>ω<)ヒイィィィ!!

>> No.10329654

>>10329648
fuck off weeaboo

>> No.10329660

>>10329654
white pig go home

>> No.10329668

>>10329660
fuck you i am black and proud of it

>> No.10329674

>>10329668
ape man go back to zoo

>> No.10329676

>>10329668
nigga thats kawaii

>> No.10329750

>>10329668
How can you be proid of being a subhuman?

>> No.10329759

>>10329668
Nigger

>> No.10329761

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: ape man go back to zoo

>> No.10329853

>>10329761
Nice.

>> No.10329939

>>10329660
yellow stain go to toilet

>> No.10330521

>>10329939
no bully

>> No.10330524

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: The bat will die.

>> No.10330528

why is yukari so lewd?

>> No.10330526
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10330526

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari:For you

>> No.10330534

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: *whips out dick*

>> No.10330535
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Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: Painful for you!
Why do you people had so much trouble understanding Bane's line? Do you autism or something?

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>>10330526
>pure maiden.png
Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: In more ways than one, my dear Anonymous...

>> No.10330540

>>10330535
I couldn't watch the movie because I died in the shooting lel

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>>10330541

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>>10330544

>> No.10330552

Please don't be mean to Yukari.

>> No.10330559

>>10330535
It's:
>(Question) If I pull that [the mask] off will you die?
>(Answer) [No, but] It would be extremely painful [if you pulled my mask off].
>(Retort) [But] You're a big guy [so you should be able to take the pain].
>(Response) [I'm only a big guy] For you.

It's not:
>(Question) If I pull that [the mask] off will you die?
>(Answer) [No, but] It would be extremely painful... for you.

When Bane said "for you", this was not a continuation of his previous statement, this should be obvious. I take it that English isn't your first-language if you're struggling to understand this exchange?

>> No.10330554

>>10330552
Like we would be able to get away with it.

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>>10330547

>> No.10330561

>>10330554
she would have gapped your dick to the plane of buzzsaws anyway

>> No.10330566

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: suck my cock dude

>> No.10330567

>>10330561
But I didn't do anything.

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>>10329564

>> No.10330574
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>>10330559
You're an ape. Why would Bane say that he is a manlet? Why is he being humble?

He was saying that it would be painful for the CIA man because Bane would kill him if he took away his mask. God I hate people. Now I'm mad. I'm going to take my relaxation bath. I hope you're happy.

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>>10330560

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>>10330592

>> No.10330607

>>10330574

Later in the movie, when Batman breaks Bane's mask, we see that it is extremely painful for Bane, so he's clearly answering CIA's question about whether removing the mask would kill him. Plus when Bane says it would be extremely painful to the CIA, he clearly finishes his sentence. CIA then observes that Bane is a big guy (despite being 5'8) to which Bane promptly retorts "for you", the line-delivery makes it obvious that Bane is responding to being called "a big guy". Bane was a big guy for the CIA.

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>>10330607
I'm not even him, but saying it would be very painful... for you!, as in if batman removed the mask Bane would make sure it was painful for batman, makes complete sense and your view of it it just rather silly and delivers less in general.

I assume you are just trolling though. So here is a not so big girl Yukari.

>> No.10330629

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.10330638 [DELETED] 

>>10330622
Batman?
That exchange wasn't with you fugging pleb. You didn't even watch the movie did you? Get out off my face.

>> No.10330644

>>10330622
Batman?
That exchange wasn't with Batman fugging pleb, it was with the CIA agent. You didn't even watch the movie did you? Get out off my face.

>> No.10330640 [DELETED] 

>>10330592
What do her hand gestures mean?

>> No.10330649

Littlefinger says "If I remove the mask will you die" that's self explanatory, same with "it would be incredibly painful.

when he sais "Youre a big guy" and pain says "for you" he means that Bane is relatively large because littlefinger is small. like short and scrawny. There. Mystery solved.

>> No.10330661

Y: Gensokyo, take control... take control of your land. Behold, the instrument of your liberation! Identify yourself to the world!
N: .... Nitori Kawashiro, Super Youkai Warhead.
Y: And what... what is this?
N: It's a... fully primed danmaku bomb, with a blast radius of six miles.
Y:And who is capable of disarming such a device?
N: Only me.
Y: Only you. Thank you, kappa.
*snap*

>> No.10330761

>>10329502
Aside from a few nice pics this thread is awful. You should be ashamed.

>> No.10332319

>>10330761
Aside from your brothers your family is awful. You mom should be ashamed.

>> No.10332391

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: Big girls don't cry-y-y
Ran and Chen: (They don't cry)
Yukari: Big girls don't cry
Ran and Chen: (Who said they don't cry?)
Anon: My girl said goodbye-y-y
Ran and Chen: (My oh my)
Anon: My girl didn't cry
Ran and Chen: (I wonder why)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErHpxrF-WK4

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Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: *slap*

>> No.10332535

>>10329502

This conversation would never take place because Yakumo-sama has better things to do than waste her time on some filthy anon

>> No.10332593

Anon: If I pull that hat off, will you die?
Yukari: It would be extremely painful...
Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: And?

>> No.10332603
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10332603

FOR YOU!

>> No.10332622

Anon: You're a big girl
Yukari: honk honk

>> No.10332623

>>10330629
epic!

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>>10332391
I just saw Jersey Boys on Broadway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMYZBVbifh8
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